The Great Lakes have felt my power, will your server be next?

[Wurtil]

BWAHAHAHA!!! It is I, Wurtil, and tonight my rampage through the Great Lakes server was too much for many players. With my overwhelming set-up that is guaranteed to destroy all, many opponents simply admitted defeated and surrendered at the sight of my formation. I extend my challenge to any that believe they have the power to pose a threat to me, although I warn you now, the languages of humans can not begin to describe the fear that will be instilled on all that defy my will.

You have been warned, my wrath quickly approaches.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

[Izzard]

you realize a good portion of the better players havent been playing lately because of account problems?

[Wurtil]

It matters not, ask AzN_GuY, for he was one of many who realized the power of my formation upon seeing it. The ultimate power has been realized, and it is Wurtil.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

[Eldar[TN]]

He has issues, just leave the poor boy (Wurtil) alone.

[Sen]

Ahem... Wurtil, you seem to have forgot to mention the defeat you suffered as a result of my superior formation and my far greater powers!!

Although, I can safely say that I am certainly the only one who can stand up to the Dark tyrany that Wurtil has unleashed. For I have both Dark and Light Powes!! How can one stand up to such an opponent!?!

[Wurtil]

Alas, Sen did acheive a victory over my forces, but only for the pure reason that he knew my tactics and was able to counter them with a more purified version of my formation of doom. Sen was the exception, where as the rest of you shall all become the rule.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

[AzN_GuY]

no indeed, I was quite grieviously wounded by Wurtil's amazing powers. YET, i was spared, in my luck, by a chance bolt from the heavens.

BUT, we must all fear the rise of lord wurtil... i barely escaped... and my fears are innumerable.

[VX14]

it will soon be time for us dark lords to fight wurtil...
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Ri'Orius]

Hmm... I play on Great Lakes. I'll have to see if I can play you sometime... see what this formation is...

[Lone Wolf]

ARG!!!! just speak regularly u fool. Then i might think of playing you.

- Lone Wolf

[Eldar[TN]]

Originally posted by Lone Wolf
ARG!!!! just speak regularly u fool. Then i might think of playing you.

- Lone Wolf

He is speaking normally o0 Just not the normal version of normal 0o

[Wurtil]

Main Entry: u
Pronunciation: 'yü
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural u's or us /'yüz/
Usage: often capitalized, often attributive
Date: before 12th century
1 a : the 21st letter of the English alphabet b : a graphic representation of this letter c : a speech counterpart of orthographic u
2 : a graphic device for reproducing the letter u
3 : one designated u especially as the 21st in order or class
4 [abbreviation for unsatisfactory] a : a grade rating a student's work as unsatisfactory b : one graded or rated with a U
5 : something shaped like the letter U

However, do not fear Lone Wolf, for with my dark powers of the ultimate language, I shall ensure the "u" may be used in all further texts as an acceptable form of the word "you". Darkness will ensue, and my glory shall be realized. Yes, fear my changes to your pathetic alphabet.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

[Lone Wolf]

Whats with the homosexual marshmellow?

- Loen Wolf

[Wurtil]

That "homosexual marshmellow", as you call it, is quite possibly my greatest rival. His name is "The King of Town". His powers reach far beyond what many can comprehend, and he uses his forces in great attempts to foil any and every plot I design. You can find him at . . .

www.homestarrunner.com

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

[xyxaxyz2]

It wasn't that difficult a battle. I can see how his formation could beat a couple of newbs, but after fighting with really GREAT players, his strategy is sort of stale.

[Wurtil]

xyaxyz2 is only preturbed because apparently a player by the name TRUE NEWB used my same strategy. I was unaware that this player also used this formation, and apparently TRUE NEWB's power was equal to if not greater than mine, however I believe that with more of my dark power's polish, there will be no more wild claims of Wurtil being a mere copycat.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

[Assassin_89]

you make your stats private?
is it because you have so many losses and like 3 wins?
and you say you're good?
lol
If i played with you, I'd be toying around with you

[Jingleheimer]

Originally posted by Assassin_89
you make your stats private?
is it because you have so many losses and like 3 wins?
and you say you're good?
lol
If i played with you, I'd be toying around with you


Yeah, like begging him to clear your lag problem by pressing F5? :rolleyes:

[Wurtil]

Well, of course I should make my stats private, every Dark Lord is entitled to a little privacy, would you not agree? If you were the Dark Lord whose very life and existance were read like a cursed Bill Gates' contraption spreadsheet, then you too would soon find the soothing breeze of private stats. And yes, the Dark Lord Wurtil does refuse to shower with other men, for privacy is a matter that is self-explanitory.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

[Eldar[TN]]

Originally posted by Wurtil
Well, of course I should make my stats private, every Dark Lord is entitled to a little privacy, would you not agree? If you were the Dark Lord whose very life and existance were read like a cursed Bill Gates' contraption spreadsheet, then you too would soon find the soothing breeze of private stats. And yes, the Dark Lord Wurtil does refuse to shower with other men, for privacy is a matter that is self-explanitory.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

Your just creepy and random, yet funny =)

[Wurtil]

Oh grandiose powers of darkness, come unto me and unite with my spirit, so that my one true wish may be fulfilled. . .

/bump

To all those who deny my power, here you can see that I command far greater forces than any other shall ever see. The Dark Lord Wurtil has spoken, and so it becomes the Word.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

[Aro23r]

Oh lord wurtil. I shall await your challenge on the Great Lakes server. The battle for TAO is beginning....

[Eldar[TN]]

Originally posted by Wurtil
Oh grandiose powers of darkness, come unto me and unite with my spirit, so that my one true wish may be fulfilled. . .

/bump

To all those who deny my power, here you can see that I command far greater forces than any other shall ever see. The Dark Lord Wurtil has spoken, and so it becomes the Word.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

The power of a single newbie is greater than any 'Dark Lord' =)

[Aro23r]

Indeed, the dark lord was strong and strong-willed, but my dragon decided he was hungry and ate his cleric and the remaining portion of his army for breakfast.

[Wurtil]

Aro23r was indeed a formidable foe, but for now the Dark Lord's focus is on the statements of Eldar[TN]. The Dark Lord fears not any single newbie, for one on one Wurtil has the power to extinguish any glimmer of hope that may stand. However, with an entire army of newbies, the Dark Lord must begin to question the power that could eventually become of such a fellowship. It has come to me that there is only one way to deal with such a union of newbies, and that is to form a diabolic formation of the most evile characters across TAO. Watch closely, for everyone here is now witness to the rise of a new, united power, the Legion of Doom!!! Tremble before its might, and come unto it all the believe themselves worthy enough of serving the Darkness. Fear the rising darkness, newbies, for its shadow will blanket the entire will of your people. The Dark Lord Wurtil has spoken, and so it is so.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

[Eldar[TN]]

Originally posted by Wurtil
Aro23r was indeed a formidable foe, but for now the Dark Lord's focus is on the statements of Eldar[TN]. The Dark Lord fears not any single newbie, for one on one Wurtil has the power to extinguish any glimmer of hope that may stand. However, with an entire army of newbies, the Dark Lord must begin to question the power that could eventually become of such a fellowship. It has come to me that there is only one way to deal with such a union of newbies, and that is to form a diabolic formation of the most evile characters across TAO. Watch closely, for everyone here is now witness to the rise of a new, united power, the Legion of Doom!!! Tremble before its might, and come unto it all the believe themselves worthy enough of serving the Darkness. Fear the rising darkness, newbies, for its shadow will blanket the entire will of your people. The Dark Lord Wurtil has spoken, and so it is so.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

o0 Thats nice o0

[skribe311]

Wurtil's power is indeed hard to overcome. In our first of two metings, I was forced to surrender at the mere site of his insane formation. But, knowing his strategy, I was able to overcome his powers in a second meeting, whic was a dificult and intense battle. He almost slipped away two wins, but I managed to escape with victory the second time around.

Bow down to that which is Wurtil

[Furious_Angel]

lmao listen to this guy he has no life all he does it sit there and try to make himself better it souds like some one is obsessed and cant tell the real world from the dream word

you got issues dude get help

PLEASE

[Wurtil]

So Furious_Angel, I assume from your comments that you do know the difference between dreaming and living. Then let me ask you, what is there to live for besides the dream? My entire being exists in the constant search of discovering and fulfilling those things that I dream, and so, my life becomes the dream. As such, my dream IS my life, because if I do not dream about what the future may bring me, then I am truly not worthy of being called "living". The "real world", as you call it, is not everything it seems, for in "reality", the real world is made up of those things that have become fulfilled in people's dreams. To live in the dream world then, is to become the future. The Dark Lord Wurtil is here to stay, because the Dark Lord Wurtil continues to dream. The difference of the worlds is clear, but the ideas flowing within them are not always as such. Dreams lead to reality, and so to dream is to be real.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

[Haelix]

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil


Crikey. Since when did you move into my neighbourhood? I'm calling a meeting of the neighbourhood watch, we're going to run you out. And your little dog too!

[Eldar[TN]]

Originally posted by Haelix
Crikey. Since when did you move into my neighbourhood? I'm calling a meeting of the neighbourhood watch, we're going to run you out. And your little dog too!

o0 We ran him and his little knights too awhile ago o0

[Wurtil]

Now now Eldar[TN], I would not exactly say that you "ran" my knights, it seemed to be more of a brisk jog for them then anything else.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

[luke]

Lets just settle this dispute, Wurtil your a big headed twat that thinks too much of himself!

[Wurtil]

This strapping Dark Lord has a big head due to the fact that I have eaten my daily allotment of pants on a regular basis. You should try them too, for the pure evil inside is most delicious when basted properly. And furthermore, I see no reason to discontinuing my focus of the thought process upon myself. I see the image of my glorious evil far more often than I gaze upon the face of you, luke, so it is only an obvious observation that I must be the entity most worth thinking about in my section of the world. Besides, if I am to dominate the entirety of TAO, then I must prepare to be the only being with a force of will that will remain, so meditating solely on myself is a entirely beautiful practice.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

[luke]

hey, i aint gonna argue with u! but iv added u 2 my buddies list coz u seem so (coughcough) into it all, its quite amuzin

[stylixg]

Wurtil,

I almost got a gold account on Great Lakes just to watch the mayhem that you so obviously inspire. But, like you, I also eat my daily recommended allotment of pants. And that costs quite a bit as you know, so no money for server...

Alas, I shall have to spread the legend of the Dark Lord Wurtil on Armageddon...

[Killer_kev]

oh lord wurtil ill take you on but, from what i have seen so far my to paticulary scared of your masses of dark power

[Choi]

Just keep posting Dark Lord, it's very entertaining. :P

[Snork]

Makes me laugh.

Keep it coming Wurtil.

[canopus]

you've got to convince Wurtil to buy 3 gold accounts so he can thrash everyone on TAO!!!

-canopus the conniiver:D

[Killer_kev]

why 3?

[Snork]

Well, everybody chip in an extra .25 next month you pay.

A small donation for the Dark Lord's Gonna Rock Your Server Fund.

Or something.

[ALF_hates_you]

You all should cower infront of Wurtil. He is your ruler for he knows the secret of pants and has taught me well on this art. so fear him!

[xyxaxyz2]

Wurtil is just a cheap copy.

[Furious_Angel]

copy of what?

[xyxaxyz2]

Of the greatest player of all time (not me). Wurtil stole his strategy and is now the second greatest player of all time.

[Furious_Angel]

who was the best?? some one get a screen shot of his setup and post it on here so people can find a way to beat him

[xyxaxyz2]

It is similar to Wurtil's, except a lot more aggressive.

[davidsmith]

I just want all of you to know I'm wurtil's side kick

[Furious_Angel]

ia sked for a name what was the dudes sn and why did he leave and how did you know him whoa am asking alot...

[xyxaxyz2]

I don't know why he left.

[Wurtil]

The Dark Lord takes much offense in being called "the second greatest player of all time". There shall be no settling of this matter unless a clash of titanic proportions occurs between myself and your pathetic challenger. However, seeing as this nameless hero has yet to show himself, the Dark Lord can only chuckle, for my wrath is obvious to all, and as such the pain endured by those who fall before me far will always be the greatest pain of all. Bring forth your challenger, and then we shall see who is the greatest of them all! The Dark Lord fears nothing, for nothing is the most dreadful state of them all.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

[Furious_Angel]

wurtil how many lossed do you have? honestly

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT Wurtil:
I see him sometimes 8:30-1:00 PM EST in armagedeon. But he only plays people with 5:1 win loss ratio or better. Do you have that?

[Furious_Angel]

xyx dont at first i thought this guy was a spyco with his lil "roll-playing" thing but hes cool now... n he was cool about it this is exactly the guy you need for you clan he post a lot but he thinks hes an 1337 so yea i dont know hes a good player but then you dont want good players...

[xyxaxyz2]

I do want good players. I am a good player. And Wurtil isn't 1337. He's fiercely independent.

[Furious_Angel]

which is exactly what you want on your clan from what i've heard

[davidsmith]

I really am his sidekick!!! We're roomies

[Furious_Angel]

ok people, people are postin like crazy i cant read em all i start to read one and i get an e-mail sayin theres another... theres so many i'm on 2 different sites in 2 different forums this is way to hard

[xyxaxyz2]

My clan accepts everyone, Furious, as long as they aren't part of another clan. Wurtil, or anyone else, can join whenever they want.

[Furious_Angel]

so why dont you invite him in? instead of insulting him i think he would be good for the clan


AZN GUY ANSWER ME ON AIM

[xyxaxyz2]

Saying he is the second greatest player on TAO is not an insult. I'm maybe the 500th greatest player.

[Wurtil]

Hmm, join forces with your clan, xyxaxyz2? An interesting prospect indeed, however, the Dark Lord already commands The Legion of Doom, of which a members roster has been shown for all to fear in the Clan section. The Dark Lord must admit though, that the ensuing conversations that seem to take place in your clan are quite amusing. For now, the Dark Lord will decline on your proposition, and instead focus his goals of the demise of TAO by his own forces. If, however, you are willing to join my minions of pain, that is another story entirely, although I believe that you as well are independant enough to keep to your own course. We will meet many times on the field of battle, this I forsee, and for the very least I believe an alliance of clans is concurrently necessary. You have much potential, and this is quite an accomplishment to be recognized as such by the Dark Lord Wurtil.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

[davidsmith]

really I have pictures of him. I can prove it!

[Furious_Angel]

pictures of the dude that is supposedly better than him or pictures of what? show us lol

[davidsmith]

The funny thing is, that I can't post pics. But were roomies at college. And we went to high school together. He beat people up all the time. I swear on my mamma's grave!

[Furious_Angel]

dont you knwo how to make a quick web page and just out the pix on em like hydrant did?

[davidsmith]

I'm a graphics design major not a web page specialist

[Furious_Angel]

e-mail me the pix i wanna see em MustangVice@hotmail.com

[davidsmith]

I'll work on it.

[Furious_Angel]

sweetness

[davidsmith]

there comin up. Give me a few

[davidsmith]

check your inbox

[Furious_Angel]

damnit i didn't want pics of the acually guy in real life i wanted pics of him in a game lol on TAO

[Amrath Luap]

Dark Lord Wurtil,

The powers of goodness will not condone your arrogant posturing! The valiant Amrath Luap throws a glove in your face and challenges you to a duel... whatever time you prefer.

One question, Dark Lord. Does your master formation use Gold units? If so, we shall have to arrange two matches - one with your supposedly uber formation against mine, and another in which you devise a gray-only formation in order to meet me on level ground.

At your service,

Dark-Lord-Slayer Amrath Luap

[Furious_Angel]

when yall are done PM me and tell me who wins

[Wurtil]

Well well, it appears that a challenger is approaching on the horizon. I will meet your challenge with my full force, do not expect anything to be held back. As for these "gold" units you speak of, I only incorporate the pure beginning units, as their evil is the most vile of them all. Prepare to be initiated into my world of pain, the ceremony will be most sweet.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

[Furious_Angel]

ok i played Wurtil with my grey account (_8-(l) and when he joind game he only had one man on his field his cleric so i just killed him in 2 moves... i want to play him one more time but hes really hard that cleric has some king of special powers lmao

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT Wurtil,

We are allied with all who fight againt elitism in general and KOTR specifically.

[Rescorlian]

I the omnipotent warrior Rescorlian from Banff server, do adress the Dark Lord Wurtil,

I am here to say to you there is now a Lord with far greater powers than yours, I need rely on no special setup nor special tactics to win. I simply use my incredible power to crush my enemies like the bugs that they are. And so to you Wurtil I say, you will iether kneel before me and join me as my underlord. Or fall to the omnipotent warrior that is Rescorlian


Crack of thunder(stolen from Wurtil)
I will wait for your reply if you have the bravery to do so!!!




In all things there is someone bigger and better than you!!

[Wurtil]

Oh indeed you give me goosepimples Rescorlian, but I must question why, with your "incredible power", you see fit to steal the signature powers that I have commanded for much longer than you. You claim that there is always someone larger just waiting for the opportunity to destroy you, whereas I can tell you know, I am that someone larger in the equation of TAO. I will accept your challenge and bring you the pain you so desire, but I will tell you know that the bravest fool is still a fool at heart. Brace yourself for the oncoming wrath of the Dark Lord Wurtil.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

[Snork]

Originally posted by Rescorlian





In all things there is someone bigger and better than you!!

And it's not you. :)

[Rescorlian]

I adressed you not Snork. Wurtil, I take not from your signature powers, as it would be a waste, my power is far greater. You may think that you are the bigger dog in the pen but I will teach you how wrong you are! There is no one more powerfull than me on TAO!
Feel your pain, ha, you know nothing of pain, but you will soon be educated. You will kneel before me one way or another. All who resist shall fall. And the power that I want, I will control. And the first one will be you!!

A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit, and a pebble in the hand of a fool, feel something round in your hand Wurtil?

[Snork]

Originally posted by Rescorlian
I adressed you not Snork. Wurtil, I take not from your signature powers, as it would be a waste, my power is far greater. You may think that you are the bigger dog in the pen but I will teach you how wrong you are! There is no one more powerfull than me on TAO!
Feel your pain, ha, you know nothing of pain, but you will soon be educated. You will kneel before me one way or another. All who resist shall fall. And the power that I want, I will control. And the first one will be you!!

A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit, and a pebble in the hand of a fool, feel something round in your hand Wurtil?

But I addresseth you.
Surrender to my might or perish!!
I'm gonna kick you in the weiner.

[Rescorlian]

I surrender to no one's might as mine rules supreme. You have none of the power I desire to control, so iether join me as an underling, or fall with the rest.

[Snork]

Originally posted by Rescorlian
You have none of the power I desire to control


I have a fridge full of beer. :)

[Rescorlian]

Your beer I desire, give it to me, and you shall be spared.

[Death-Raider]

if i may i wish to experence this power Wurtil
( i hope u are a gold member because i am gray ) it will be
a good chalange !! i just hop i will surive this ausem power
u speek of !




( i only play on the 9th flor ) and i not on hear too often eather
give me a shout

[Rescorlian]

Wurtil will fall!! He will not have time to fight. As he will be busy being crushed!! And kneeling before me.

[Wurtil]

Death-Raider - Bring it

Snork - Preach it

Rescorlian - Can you make another diamond appear in the Dark Lord's hand? I believe that, um, *cough cough* if we joined forces on this one, we could have a nice little diamond smuggling business going on. Actually, if you can just create diamonds out of thin air, the newly formed "Dark Lord Diamondry" would have no need for smuggling, for immediate delivery of goods could be achieved. Yes, much scheming is needed. . .

Your friendly neighborhoor Dark Lord,
Wurtil

[Rescorlian]

Diamond smuggling eh? The point of the quote was that it takes a fool to call another afool. Which made it funny cause as I called you a fool calling me a fool I was actually calling us both fools. ???? Right, well, I'll be going now. But for the diamond smuggling I'm sure something could be arranged :)

[Wurtil]

The Dark Lord understood your humor, and was merely attempting to reinforce its point with a completely off topic conversation about diamond smuggling. Wurtil supposes that forums have a way of causing people to believe their viewpoint has been misinterpreted because, well, it most usually is.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

[Rescorlian]

To true, damn peoples interpratation (oh wait that was me) DOE!!!

[Zeratul]

come-on guys it's agame not life even thou i do like the warrior form you guys use it's neat.:p :p :p :p

[Rescorlian]

I recognize this is not real life, for if it was real life, I would smight thee :) Thank you the great warrior that I am appreciates your compliment!!

[Wurtil]

Wisdom is very usefull to have, but is useless without insight

The Dark Lord believes that your phrase rings true, yet it lacks the true finess to fit one with power such as yours Rescorlian. Perhaps if the sentence were rearranged to remove the tacky linguistics of using the root "use" so often. Such as:


Even this wisest wield no power without the use of insight.

Wisdom means nothing without the insight to control it.

There are those who are wise because they know it, then there are those who are wise because all around them know it.

Insight is the hilt to the sword of wisdom.


Just a few suggestions to help you along Rescorlian.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

[Furious_Angel]

you just had to bring this thread back to life... lol

[Wurtil]

SILENCE!!!









That is all.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

[Furious_Angel]

how about no lol

but why did you bring this thread back seriously?

[Killer_kev]

because it is the best thing that he has connected to his name

[Wurtil]

Actually the Dark Lord's favorite posting would have to be the response made on the Teleportation Tower in Create-A-Unit. That being said, the main reason I brought this back is because the Dark One felt compelled to speak about the quotation used. And honestly, does it really matter that this thread, which 30+ pages behind some other threads that talk about next to nothing, is really going to amount to much in the course of TAO? Or is the Dark Lord Wurtil mearly stating this to send confusing among the masses who believe in its sincerity?

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

[Snork]

Has anything else felt your power lately?

[Rescorlian]

The Dark Lord believes that your phrase rings true, yet it lacks the true finess to fit one with power such as yours Rescorlian. Perhaps if the sentence were rearranged to remove the tacky linguistics of using the root "use" so often. Such as:

NICE!!!! I like mine though, I made it stoned out of my tree infront of the computer in about 10 seconds. All the words of wisdom I give are of my own invention.

And I like this thread, it has nothing to do with anything except for a place for me to bash Wurtil :) jj.

[Rescorlian]

just for fun and to be annoyying BUMP, heeheehee

[ArcPaladinZero]

I haven't seen this thread in a while... I wish someone would feel my power and whatnot... if I had power that is... oh well...:rolleyes:

[uknowwho42]

This thread is neverending...Wurtil is funny...no one ever play with yobol - I dominated him, and he started taking the entire turn length and running away and wasting my time. He sucks, he should be taken off. So anyway just tryin to spread the love and keep the thread goin...three-word story anyone???

One foggy morning...


GOOO!!!!

[S_K_O_F]

I think a 3 word story is already rolling...
As for the rest of you

I hear a rumble in the distance...A rumble that can only be described as the stride of a force that will bring fear and havoc with its very gaze. It grows louder with each passing day and soon...soon it will engulf this arena of warriors with its might. It shall strike terror in the hearts of those who have no girth. For girth is all that matters. Fear its coming. Fear its gaze. Fear its stride. But most of all, fear its name. It is that which cannot be uttered in its entirety. You shall know it only as S_K_O_F.

Prepare yourself for its unleashing!!! The time draws near.

[Rescorlian]

your a funny guy S K O F, but I don't think anybody is or will be worried.

[S_K_O_F]

yeah thanks for the encouragement, a-hole ;) :D

[ak321fromrunesc]

id feel free to kik all ure asses my comp is so stupid

[Pkay227]

Originally posted by Wurtil
BWAHAHAHA!!! It is I, Wurtil, and tonight my rampage through the Great Lakes server was too much for many players. With my overwhelming set-up that is guaranteed to destroy all, many opponents simply admitted defeated and surrendered at the sight of my formation. I extend my challenge to any that believe they have the power to pose a threat to me, although I warn you now, the languages of humans can not begin to describe the fear that will be instilled on all that defy my will.

You have been warned, my wrath quickly approaches.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

Woaaaaah! sumbody is a little cockoo, and shouldn't be so...ummm...i can't think of the word so i'll say braggy ( if that is a work) And sum1 said before, a lot of good players can't get on:mad: so just take a chill pill and stop being so....ummm...i feel stupid...ummm....OH YEA! Boast...i think:D

[Rescorlian]

No problem S K O F, happy to be of survice. By the way I will have you know I am strictly a b-hole. A is just to A typical :D

[S_K_O_F]

ill remember that
EDIT - let me make a note of it

[Rescorlian]

Excellent, you do that... um, yeah

[S_K_O_F]

hey ...just thought i would let this fly
without insight, there is no wisdom
so can you even be considered wise without having insight
seems to me that would be impossible

[S_K_O_F]

I hear a rumble in the distance...A rumble that can only be described as the stride of a force that will bring fear and havoc with its very gaze. It grows louder with each passing day and soon...soon it will engulf this arena of warriors with its might. It shall strike terror in the hearts of those who have no girth. For girth is all that matters. Fear its coming. Fear its gaze. Fear its stride. But most of all, fear its name. It is that which cannot be uttered in its entirety. You shall know it only as S_K_O_F.

Prepare yourself for its unleashing!!! The time draws near.

i just realized how much this sounds like a movie trailer...
so when is the TAO movie coming out guys???lol

i think wurtil has already called the dark lord...i wanna be some guy sitting in the background at a table drinking coffee

[Bohemianlikeyou]

Yeah...

Your signature would be

Some guy sitting in the background at a table drinking coffee,
S_K_O_F

[Rescorlian]

It's kinda like being able to look at the thing you want, and using it. Wisdom can be had by anyone as just words or theory passed on to them by another. Insight is the ability to understand it and actually use it. And that is the differance, which you gave me another good example of. Those who look at my words and understand it, then those who look at it and try to disprove it.

Wisdom given by another.

If you understand what I really said there you will rather impress me.

[xyxaxyz2]

I think you're confusing wisdom with knowledge.

[Furious_Angel]

is there a difference?

[S_K_O_F]

anyone can have knowledge...wisdom is the ability to use that knowledge...insight is gained through application of knowledge which is what wisdom truly is

im not trying to disprove anything...but do not question my intelligence

so i believe insight can only come from wisdom, so the wise have insight as a rule...those who appear wise without insight are just fools in disguise

[TheRapizt]

bah,
none of you know skill until you've stepped into a game against a "Legend"

[Furious_Angel]

and your far from it

[TheRapizt]

hah!

when you've hit 500 wins, you're allowed to talk to me

[xyxaxyz2]

He's close.

[Furious_Angel]

he has a point =D

[Rescorlian]

Having 500 wins means nothing. It could simply mean you play and fight only noobs or lesser oponents. It also depends on how long you've been playing. See in this gane the only thing you can judge from stats is experiance, and sometimes learned experiance can be proved false. You are not a legend until your acknowldged as a Legend. I know of you not and have never heard of you. The point of a legend is that everyone knows of you. I mean no offence, just if you could answer my questions, I think it will prove that it does not really take a whole helluva a lot to get 500 wins. I've been playning for three weeks now and I'm already almost haflway their.

[AzN_GuY]

He plays on the legends server and that makes him a legend :)

Personally I dont hold that to be true, but that's just me :p

[Rescorlian]

lol, damn the loop hole :D

[DaRkPuPpEt]

I've got a nice setup that dominates too, Mr. Unstoppable. However, you can't win them all, and I bet my life that Furious Angel can take you down any day. I'd like to see what you've got sometime myself.:D

[DaRkPuPpEt]

Also, Wurtil...Talk is cheap. For all I know, you haven't won yet! Anybody can sit in a forum and blab on and on about their "Increadible Power."

[Rescorlian]

HAHAHAHA, this damn thread. It just keeps getting revived over and over. It makes a guy laugh, along with darkpuppets posts(in this thread) JJ around darkpuppet.:D

[swingman4]

Wurtil, I wish to obtain membership, to become a vassal of the Legion of Doom. To study the power of your ways (of crushing others under foot) would be the highest privilege. I know not of record requirements, but I tell you that I am 37-30, with many of my suffered defeats coming in my early days as a warrior. Besides, seeing as I am a humble gray, it will be reset at the end of the month, when I can proceed to march onward to vast victories. Under your guidance, in the future I shall become a feared representative of the Legion of Doom on the Armageddon, not the least of all servers. If I may be so honored as to join your clan, please respond with directions on how to do so. Thanks.

[Omega_Paladin]

I, being a Paladin of the Omega kind, shall bring around doom far before any of you! EATING PANTS IS NOT THE ANWSER TO EVIL! SOCKS ARE!!!!!!!!!! (But only with a hint of wasabi............)

[xyxaxyz2]

Swing- Wurtil is all talk. He has no principles. He's already joined the biggest clan on TAO, Knights of the Round, abandoning his own clan.

[swingman4]

Thanks for the heads up, xyz2. That was pretty important. I don't like KOTR. Anyway, I've also been thinking about joining the Pyros. They sound pretty cool. I'll check out the web site. What are the prereqs?

[Furious_Angel]

Originally posted by swingman4
Thanks for the heads up, xyz2. That was pretty important. I don't like KOTR. Anyway, I've also been thinking about joining the Pyros. They sound pretty cool. I'll check out the web site. What are the prereqs?
prereqs???

[S_K_O_F]

Is this thread ever gonna die???
oh yeah...BUMP!!!

[The Botosai]

So "Pyro Pyrates" how many people have u acquired?

[swingman4]

prereqs=prerequisites

you know, requirements for getting in? besides, ur apply page isnt working

[xyxaxyz2]

Just PM me or email me through my profile to apply. We are anti-elitist, so we accept everyone who applies. There are no requirements.

Yes, I need to work on the apply page. It should be up either late tonight or early tommorow night.

[jaydude6]

Originally posted by Rescorlian
HAHAHAHA, this damn thread. It just keeps getting revived over and over. It makes a guy laugh, along with darkpuppets posts(in this thread) JJ around darkpuppet.:D
this is a little late, but i'll say it
a thread isn't revived unless its been gone for weeks

[Furious_Angel]

i think this thread should just ---die---

STOP BUMPING IT AND LET IT R.I.P.

[Snarr]

How do you bumb a thread anyway?
oops...... :D

[S_K_O_F]

Hey does anybody know what actually happened to wurtil

[Snarr]

He was consumed by the dark forces that drove him.

[Serge]

Hey xyx what does 1337 mean? And did wurtil really play with just a cleric and then make stuff up about winning? sorry I didn't mean to bump this thread.

[Snarr]

Its ok we love this thread! I mean did you read it its hilarius!
Ok so 1337s are really cool people who know they are better then other people cause the rests are n00bs. They have their own cool language and have rightfully earned the right to snob off n00bs.

As fo whether he played with a cleric and made up that stuff I truely don't know but if he did that was a nice touch there by xyx with saying he copied the formation form the best dude, made me fall for it.

[Machin Shin]

Originally posted by Wurtil
...my rampage through the Great Lakes server was too much for many players...

I burst my pimples at you and call you're request for mercy a silly thing, son of a window dresser!

Edit - Aw bloody I bumped it, sorry everyone

[Serge]

Who made up 1337? And snarr aren't you one of the best greys? Sorry for the...<bump>

EDIT: I read every single page Wurtil is the greates psycho ever.

[Snarr]

He may be a psycho but he is a funny one, I wish he was still amongs us to comment on this...

As for 1337 by the way let me explain the meaning:
1 = L = el, 3 = e 7 = t
together = Leet which is Elite see thats the 133t language, its innate a n00b can never learn it, l337ness is in the genes really you are either born with it or not.

What server do you play on serge?

[Serge]

Mostly armageddon as Serge but I just started playing on Great Lakes as Serge Reborne (wouldn't let me use plain old serge:( ) and I joined the Pyro Pyrates there.

[Snarr]

Yeah I'm in army too, as for whether I'm good or not I think modesty is a virtue young grasshopper but you can check for yourself if you see me on.

[Furious_Angel]

whoever brought this thread back need to be shot in the head.....

[Snarr]

What are you talking about sister? This is the coolest thread these forums have seen! People should see it, come people look here.

And as for the dude who brought it back, I think he should be worshipped as a god rather, just my humble unbiased opinion though.

[Wurtil]

Good evening my loyal underlings. It has been some time since the Dark Lord took his sabbatical from these glorious halls, much has been happening, and the cogs of fate have been turning far more than the Dark Lord could control. The world of TAO is growing day by day, and the Dark Lord fears this growing chaos that is known as order. The Dark One is afraid that the time to speak openly about such matters has ended. See the coming tide of reality, and tremble before it. Even one such as I have no power to fight it back. If you do not understand that of which I speak, then do not bother yourself over my words, for these are the things that only those worthy to hear about will take heed upon. Now, my brethren, the Dark Lord must depart once more as quietly as I have came back. One day, you will all know about that which I speak here, but now is not that time. Know that I will come again, and count the days until my return strikes pain and pestilence across these lands.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

[Omega_Paladin]

NOOOOOOOO! DON'T LEAVE US WURTIL! YOU MAKE TAO TASTE GOOD! JUST LIKE....JUST LIKE...JUST LIKE...JUST LIKE THE CANDY MAN! STAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xyxaxyz2]

Everything's been falling apart since you left DARK LORD Wurtil....TAO needs you....

[Omega_Paladin]

That is oh so true........

[Rescorlian]

Ah Wurtil it has been a long time since I have gotten to read one of your posts. And I feel joy in that you will return. Make it sooner rather than later, or I will hunt you down, and sit outside of your window with a chalkboard and scratch nails on it, preventing you from sleeping :D:D. You are my last and only unbeaten foe, and will rejoice upon your return, as my very worthy rival (and friend in a way I guess you could say) will return.

The omnipotent Warrior Rescorlian does hear and understand your words. And will be waiting......

[S_K_O_F]

Wurti...you panzy...get back here and fight!!!

Dang it!!! why do the people we want to stick around run away and the annoying ones leave

[Serge]

Ahh Wurtil, perhaps the greatest poster to grace this...nay any message board forum in history. Now seriously, who is Wurtil? I know you can't just stop playing this game. Especially when you reign as Dark Lord. Rescorlian is it you?! Snarr?! xyxaxyz2?! I know you know who it is! Tell me! S_K_O_F is it you?! Nah,..couldn't be...or could it?

[Snarr]

No you cant leave!! things just won't be the same without you here!! I was the one who summoned you back from the 7th page of the General discussion forums. It took weeks, nay! months to find this Dark Lord of whom I heard, you followers are lost in confusion but strong in forces ready to act at your every command.

[Lord Achilles]

Ahaha...."Tisk Tisk," Yes Wurtil, you call yourself "The Dark Lord." But that only exists in the online world of TAO. Your powers in the real physical world would be useless against me, for I am the true, REAL Dark Lord of the offline world, my reign as World Dictator has just only begun, my terror is spreading quickly in the real world, my plans will unfoil soon and I will be the sole ruler of Earth.

[Serge]

Hey you're the poser, I have been saying I am destined to be Supreme Overlord of This and all Universes, for years. And with my alliance with the Sasquatches, Yetis, Aliens, and Mole people it will be all to easy. Also I have been on Nessie's good side recently.

[Lord Achilles]

I'm completely serious when I said I'm taking over the world. Aliens and Yetis, I know you thought I was joking. But I'm not, I am planning for world domination.

[Serge]

So was I. I was kidding about the yetis and what not. I really am gonna become SROTU tho.

[Lord Achilles]

Okay, I have to give you a pat on the back, finally somebody else who thinks the world can be owned by one power! We're so awesome.

[DaRkPuPpEt]

Lol...if you play as much as you brag about yourself, Wurtil, you would wear the servers out. :)

[S_K_O_F]

There can be only 1 ruler of the world...And it will be me!

You will see!

[Serge]

So we got a three-way race it seems. Lord Achilles, S_K_O_F, and myself. Vote now for which one you would like to be your ruler.

EDIT: Skof, you really have no chance I'm afraid. I mean against Lord Achilles and the King-of-all-Slackers.(myself)

[S_K_O_F]

AH...but I have other qualities, including a harem I intend to open to the public and all alcoholic beverages shall be a free commodity to the public...It is my intention to give the people what they want...and then take it all away when I am ruler...oh wait, shoot, looks like i am out of the running now

[DD04]

Originally posted by Wurtil
BWAHAHAHA!!! It is I, Wurtil, and tonight my rampage through the Great Lakes server was too much for many players. With my overwhelming set-up that is guaranteed to destroy all, many opponents simply admitted defeated and surrendered at the sight of my formation. I extend my challenge to any that believe they have the power to pose a threat to me, although I warn you now, the languages of humans can not begin to describe the fear that will be instilled on all that defy my will.

You have been warned, my wrath quickly approaches.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil


ask your doctor for zoloft, i think you will meet the requirements with your stupid ass posts

[Lord Achilles]

Hmmmm.....Sege, I like your style, you got spunk. I don't wanna have to battle you for Earth, cause you know that will end up happening, we're like the two awesomest people alive. So maybe we could work out an agrement of some sort. But first, let's kill S_C_O_F

Yours truly,
Commander Cool
AKA me

[QuicksandSlowly]

Hmmm, TheRapizt, my clan leader, is a legend, and therefor I am too. This is one of the longest threads I've ever seen.

[Rescorlian]

This thread is nothing, check out KOTR's clan thread, it's {filter}ing hude. And to all of you, sorry to burst your bubbles but you'd have to get past me first. And I have absolutely no intention of losing to punks like you. :D:D

[Wurtil]

I post this simple question to Serge, why do you believe that the Dark Lord is someone else on these boards? The purely diabolical essence that is Wurtil is far too much to be turned on and off at will by anyone, it's aura permeates even the lightest of lights, for even Rockerfeller Center at Christmas time is not safe. No, you were simply in denial that one such as I had to take a brief sabbatical from the lands of TAO. Do not fear my loyal minions, the Dark Lord's second reign has come, so rejoice in all that is the opposite of good and loyal, for Wurtil is here to stay.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

[Rescorlian]

I'm just posting again as my joy is great. *crack of thunder* here this is yours I've been using it :D:D

[Omega_Paladin]

Oh yeah (truck pulls up), here is another year's worth of pants and Super Mario Bros. 3 stuff Wurtil, want me to just put in the usual place? (points at city dump).

[Rescorlian]

So that's where my stuff went, I want that back ya know:)

[Omega_Paladin]

You found out that we were stealing your pants? Oh well, I was hoping you would blame it on the gnomes a little longer......

[Rescorlian]

DAMN YOU, you have any idea how much money I spent on anti-gnome security?!?! To much, and I was going crazy looking for them, I thought I had them so many times then they would just elude me. Let's not get started on the underwear gnomes :)

[S_K_O_F]

lol...this thread won't die...and for some reason the subject just keeps changing...

but as for lord achilles and serge...I am immortal...you cannot kill me, i will just keep coming back for more

[Rescorlian]

S.K.O.F speaks the truth, I have killed him several times, but the bugger just keeps getting back up. The creepiest part is he does it likt kane or the undertaker, you think he's dead on the floor, then he just sit's up and come's after you. It's scary.

Subject changing is awsome, how about those Canucks? :)

[Rescorlian]

BUMP!! muahahah this thread will never die :D:D

[Nicodemus]

Wot are U on about??? :(

[thrdflrmshr]

Originally posted by Nicodemus
Wot are U on about??? :(

translation: "What are you actually talking about, Rescorlian?"

correct grammar is now a prerequisite to these forums. i think lots of people will support this.

[Bottle]

All those in favour say I

"I"

[Omega_Paladin]

"I!"

[thrdflrmshr]

hehe... your post brings up an interesting point... those from different countries (ie england and america) have different standards for spelling and grammar. take for instance your spelling of "favor," Bottle.

people, just learn to spell and people will respect you. talk like a 4 year old and you will be treated like one.

[Omega_Paladin]

Jolly good point there chap. Now look at your name :).

[thrdflrmshr]

third_floor_mosher didn't fit, thank you very much. i just took out the vowels. and before anyone brings it up, i don't like capital letters either, but that's just because they take too long to type and new word processors like MS Word do it automatically when it counts (ie papers)

[XXX_KAIN]

YOU DONT LIKE CAPITAL LETTERS?

[Omega_Paladin]

Ah, so you are becoming dependent on machines to do your grammer for you. Jolly good tactic. Could have choosen a differnet name too.

[thrdflrmshr]

i hate them. especially when they are in the TAO lobby.


holy cow i used them... i guess i only use it for my band (TSG (http://tenspeedgears.tripod.com)) and TAO... hmmm

[XXX_KAIN]

Originally posted by thrdflrmshr
i hate them. especially when they are in the TAO lobby.


holy cow i used them... i guess i only use it for my band (TSG (http://tenspeedgears.tripod.com)) and TAO... hmmm

well then, ur band is interesting, did you record your songs from your garage or seperately from the actual music

[Bottle]

I'd say this thread was jolly well getting out of hand, eh chaps? I say, don't you know what's what, what?

[Omega_Paladin]

Ah, this thread has always been out of hand wot wot.

[thrdflrmshr]

Originally posted by XXX_KAIN
well then, ur band is interesting, did you record your songs from your garage or seperately from the actual music



err what do you mean?

EDIT: if you're trying to bash my band, i don't care, and doing it with bad grammar and unclear statements certainly won't make me respect you. the more you post, XXX_KAIN, the more i see that you are one gigantic bunghole out to bunginize the rest of the world.

[nads]

<EDIT>Shrine desecration removed</EDIT>

[Shuichi]

NECROPOSTER!!!!!!!!!!! ^^^^^^

[nads]

Originally posted by Shuichi
NECROPOSTER!!!!!!!!!!! ^^^^^^

Postwhore!!!!!!!!!!! ^^^^^^^ :)

[Snarr]

Do not desecrate my favorite thread with your pity arguments. Should master Wurtil see what you have done I would advise running as fast as you can, never looking back, for the mere sight of him strikes a paralyzing fear in most mortals.

Besides this thread never really dies, it only rests for a while until being brought back to the surface.

[Wurtil]

Although your homage to the Dark Lord is well thought out, such malicious links should never be seen in such a sacred groun as this one is. The Dark Lord is no one's personal advertising agent, although many think to believe that the time of a Master of the Darkness is better spent quashing minor rebellions, signing autographs, or licking the proverbial boots of anyone who believes power is not pre-ordained. I tell you, both friends and adversaries, that there is no substitute for the undeniable force that is the Dark Lord Wurtil. Keep your thread nads, for it is amusing in and of itself, but unless you believe yourself greater in magnitude than those who have walked this path before, it would be most wise to keep from disturbing the almighty wrath of Wurtil. (and yes Wrath of God, you may have copyrighted the word "wrath", but when the universe first took its steps toward the phase that it has entered today, the Dark Lord had a vision of what would bring true power and glory, and as such, the Dark One quickly copyrighted the word "of". If you believe Wurtil to be the most fearsome opponent one could ever imagine, than the Dark One guarantees you that you have never met his lawyer.)

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

[*The Nothing*]

wurtil make an account on armageddon server, i would like to crush u and ur dark forces a couple of times. :)

[drakonfire]

nothing u would probably get ur head handed to u... on a silver platter at that... this is not to dis on ur skill... its just the way life is

[S_K_O_F]

everybody knows wurtil is all talk and no game

you hear that great dark lord

I, a lowly peasant, just said you suck

[Cavour]

this thread is back on the front page AGAIN?!? whoa... this has my vote for "best-thread of all time" if anyone is counting votes :D

[Office_Shredder]

Wurtil is all game, no talk. And he's pretty good at talk;)

[drakonfire]

*begins planning the funeral of SKOF* alas for the poor ewok, i knew him well *sniff* ;)

[Wurtil]

Originally posted by S_K_O_F
everybody knows wurtil is all talk and no game

you hear that great dark lord

I, a lowly peasant, just said you suck

Well, the Dark Lord is quite glad that TAO is not a democracy, otherwise Wurtil might be forced to actually care what a lowly peasant thinks. Calling out a foe to meet upon the field of battle is one thing S_K_O_F, but admitting that your true social stance is unquestionably lower than your opponent before the battle is sheerly ludicrous. A great lord is one that knows not to show his finesse for battle to the underlying public, but rather his undeniable abilities for the control of words. A Dark Lord, such as myself, is no different. It is often quoted that actions speak louder than words, but in a land such as TAO, rumors strike faster and with far more intensity than any mere stroke of the sword. Therefore, it is obvious to all that to gain power in this land, one must be both sound in power of tactics and of language control. Lacking either one can prove fatal, for without power to back up words, there is no respect to be found in the voice of the weak. Likewise, without words to back up power, one falls short of true glory, for the silent giant may be intimidating, but he shall still remain rediculed for his quiet nature. You would be wise to remember what I have told you now, for only a fool keeps a closer ear to his friends than to his enemies.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

[nads]

Oh great and powerful Dark Lord Wurtil,

I, your humble servant, come before you to beg your forgiveness at desecrating your shrine here. My thread in the other place was a foolish attempt made by a mortal to create something else sacred and holy. Perhaps your Dark Lordness may realize my pathetic attempt at humor was not an attempt at creating a false idol, but at paying homage to the great Dark Lord himself. I beseech of thee to continue to fine me in thy graces and good favor.

[Xaos]

Originally posted by Wurtil
Calling out a foe to meet upon the field of battle is one thing S_K_O_F, but admitting that your true social stance is unquestionably lower than your opponent before the battle is sheerly ludicrous.

On the other hand Wurtil, S_K_O_F may have conceded that his rank is lower than yours but that does in no way reflect on his skill in strategy. He could still have the potential to humiliate you on the battlefield, and send you limping back to your legions of doom. I hope I didn't hurt your ego too much, I'm sure that you're quite a fearsome Dark Lord, but anyways, have a good day. ^_^

[cs_zero]

the great botosai known as cs_zero will never bow to any "dark loard", with my reverse blade sword, i swear that i will see u fall......

:D nah, i j/k i wish u luck in being the best "dark ruler" possible:D
*turns away, for i cannot hold in the laughs any more* :D

[Bottle]

WHY was this thread on page 15? What's been happening in my absence?

Your friendly neighbourhood bumper,

Bottle

[ck1]

i am here to serve Wurtil.


Your friendly neighborhood dark lord's dancing hampster lackey,
ck1

[cs_zero]

i think wurtil can serve himself...

[Lord Achilles]

Wow, seems this has been necro-posted.....again.

[cs_zero]

yup, it sure was *nods head*

[nads]

ummm, bump?

[Bottle]

Originally posted by Lord Achilles
Wow, seems this has been necro-posted.....again.

This is the only thread worth necroposting.

[abyaly]

if you only necropost one thread this year... make this it!

[cs_zero]

exactly

[Cavour]

Originally posted by abyaly
if you only necropost one thread this year... make this it!

Wish granted...

What?!? I needed my fix...

[drakonfire]

lol... this thread will never die will it? not that i want it to, i just find it funny that every once in a while it pops up, its really amusing "The great lakes have felt my... oh that one again"


i dunno, mayb thats just me... *shrugs*

[blazedaces]

Sounding like an arrogant idiot doesn't make anyone want to play you. Prove yourself by being great, then maybe you'll have great players to battle with.

[DKR]

Blazedaces, Wurtil was always like this, a reason why many liked him. Also the fact he was a decent grey player

[Omega_Paladin]

Wow, those are two um...huge...content devoid...sigs you guys got there...at least my huge sig has some stuff in it...


...I like the hoochie in DKRs through :D



uh...anyway...I don't really seem to understand what they are trying to do? Over throw the Dark Lord of TAO? Then who would bring the dip and a keg to the parties?

[DKR]

hoochie? Thats a new term O.o'

Never heard that one before ~blinks~

[Dark*Demon]

come to armageddon lets see how good you are playing with the big boys

[Cavour]

Uhhh.... pardon?

[drakonfire]

i'm thinking dark*demon and blazed dont realize how old this thread is originally...

[blazedaces]

Nope I don't, I read the first post and thought, wow, that's stupid. I don't really care if it's old, it's just plain stupid and that's the one thing I despise most of all.

[Lord Achilles]

Oops.

[Cavour]

Hi.

[cs_zero]

who necroposted this one???
*looks at ach*

[Baeoin]

wow... i wonder if this thread can survive a whole year.

[DeadFishGuy]

Shame, I was just getting ready to flame T3 Terminator for necroposting another thread.

I better take my anger out on something.

*Starts up Doom*

[cs_zero]

wait, Ach necroposted this with a simple "oops"...i dont think that was an oops.....just for that Ach, im not giveing u a cookie *gives everyone BUT ACH a cookie*

[Lord Achilles]

And just for that, I'm going to ram your groin in a blender.

[DKR]

Why is it Ach that every second post you have is qutoe worthy.

You truely are a legend :)

[Lord Achilles]

*Flips up collar on leather jacket*

I'm just drenched in cool.

[DKR]

And thats what makes BG so great

[Lord Achilles]

You confuse me. First you were a girl. Now you're a boy. Then you were all "Netjak pride!" And you loathed BG. Now you loathe Netjak and love BG.

You must be one RAGING bag of hormones.

[DKR]

I'm still a girl :/

Also I always liked Bg I just call you guys newbies for the hell of it. No one takes it seriously :)

Well apart from NJs

They still smell

[Wurtil]

It seems that the predictions of the Dark One have fallen true, for chaos has enveloped this land. Heroes and legends of old have fallen to the wayside, and again the Dark Lord Wurtil stands to challenge all who stray from the path to destruction. The plan was complete, for if the evil takes a sudden and unaccounted for exit, then those who fight for righteousness find themselves questioning their very existence. Now, the throne shall once again be mine, and there will be no stopping the inevitable. Fear the coming days, O' land of TAO, for the pain and agony of your ancestors will be but prick of the proverbial needle compared to the fate in store for you. The Black Dawn rises, and all will fall to the wayside in its glory.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

[Lord Achilles]

How the hell do you do that? Every time this thread is necroed, you magically show up after months of absence.

Spidey sense?

[Cephas]

email notification, maybe? Some day I would like to have a match with Wurtil, just to see if he can keep up the persona for a while without falling out of character...

[Northwind]

Oh fearsome Wurtil,
It is good to again hear the melodious sound of your empty rants and obtuse threats. Truly, these forums seem to grow more unruly every day. And, verily, The Mighty Northwind doth approve of the idea of someone stepping forward and taking the reins of the runaway horse that is TAO General Discussion.

However, The Mighty Northwind must quibble with your assertion that you are to be that "someone." For, while your posts are not lacking in what some would call "amusability" (who would call it that, The Fearsome Northwind is not sure), he fears that you lack the gravitas and might of one such as, oh, I don't know, (oh wait I do know) -- The Awesome Northwind!

But, there is one more thing to be considered. While The Mighty Northwind is, obviously, the only one here truly fit to rule over these decrepit lands, he also is now largely absent from said lands and cannot in good conscience seek to rule over that which he does not see.

Therefore, The Unstoppable Northwind suggests some sort of power-sharing arrangement in which you may rule over the forums on a day-to-day basis and The Mighty Northwind will pop in as he sees fit. The Mighty Northwind will have his lawyers call your lawyers to work out the arrangements (though please be efficient about this -- the Mighty Northwind, being aware of the legendary skill of your lawyers, cannot long afford the ridiculous fees that he must pay for his counsel).

Farewell, my monarchistic sibling!

The Mighty Northwind

[nads]

Hahahahahahaha!

Foolish Northwind! Once again you return with your boasts of greatness. Have we not proven before on another similar post that I am the only one truly great enough to challenge the wrath that is known only as Wurtil!