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[Jeffery]

If a cows noise is "moooo", and a dogs noise is "woof"

How the heck do you make an elephants trumpet noise?

[DeadFishGuy]

Get reincarnated as an elephant.

Or listen to an elephants trumpet looped on a tape while you sleep.

[Jeffery]

No. I am saying how do you type something that just looks like an elephant trumpet???

[DeadFishGuy]

Not sure.

You could get an elephant to trumpet into a microphone and run it through one of those speech-to-text programs. See what it returns.

[Megabyte]

AROOOOOO

[Jeffery]

Originally posted by Megabyte
AROOOOOO

Sounds more like a wolf howl when i did that.

[doubledown]

Is it universal the dog sound is "woof"?
What about "arf" or the geniric "bark"?

An elephant could as easily be translated as "pbbbfffft"

[sooner4life]

it think its RRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUU (long u sound)

[roody poo]

Originally posted by doubledown
Is it universal the dog sound is "woof"?
What about "arf" or the geniric "bark"?

An elephant could as easily be translated as "pbbbfffft"

I was thinking more along the lines of an "h" replacing your "b".

PPPPPPHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT.

Wait that doesn't look right either. Maybe just add the h's and leave in the b's?

PPPPPHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFFFFFBBBBBTTTTTTTTTT

Hmmm, well, I like the first better than my second. Sorry jeff, that's all I got.

[Hugh Junit]

May I suggest "WOOOOOOOOOT"?
I'm surprised Cav didn't beat me to that.:cool:

[roody poo]

Originally posted by Hugh Junit
May I suggest "WOOOOOOOOOT"?
I'm surprised Cav didn't beat me to that.:cool:

Way to go for the cheap pop.

[T3km4n]

I was thinking of something more along the lines of "ppppppppppprrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggh hhhhhhh"

Actually, since there are no letters that can represent those sounds, no one is right.

[DeadFishGuy]

Hasn't anyone got an elephant, a microphone and some speech-to-text software?

Or we could completely alter the English language to include this sound.

That would work too.

[pengachu]

dude thats a random question!

[Jeffery]

No it's not.

I go mooooo all the time. I just want to be an elephant now.

[DeadFishGuy]

Originally posted by Jeffery
I just want to be an elephant now.

That can be arranged . . . . . .

*Starts reading book entitled "DNA Splicing for Dummies"*

[DeadFishGuy]

Pigs go "Oink", you fool!

[doubledown]

squeal piggy squeal......oink just doesnt work with that does it?

[T3km4n]

Squionk?

[Midnight Walker]

MMMMMMMMMMMRRRRRRRRAAAAAAUUUUUUFFFFFFFFAAAAAAA

Or something.

[DeadFishGuy]

If you can install the voice recognition software onto a laptop and connect up the microphone, you need but to go to the zoo and find an elephant.


Just out of interest, why is this thread in the Newbie forum?

[T3km4n]

It is in this forum because Jeff is a newb.

[DeadFishGuy]

Here's one that'll really perplex ya!

Rabbits.

[Jeffery]

Actually, it is in Newb forum because LESS of the dumbasses come here than GD.
And, having heard a rabit before, there is one sound that it makes I can type.


SSSSSCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Ever hear a rabbit scream?

[DeadFishGuy]

Jeff, what exactly were you doing to the rabbit at the time that made it make that noise?

That's just freaky.

[Dark-Death]

An elephant goes "BWAH" and jeff your rabbit sounds like its in a blender. :p

[Jeffery]

Bwah
bwah....


Nope. Doesn;t work.

And a trapped rabbit screems just like that, and is a scary noise.

[T3km4n]

What if you shot a rabbit? Should it make that noise?

[Jeffery]

No. If you shot it, it should be dead.

[T3km4n]

Not necessarily. I shot it more in the behind area, then in the head up close.

[Dark-Death]

Don't rabbit's hit their feet on the ground to communicate? :confused:

[Metal Gear Ray]

i have an elephant


i just need a tape recorder



P.S. can any one tell me how to get a banner?

[Metal Gear Ray]

ill mail him to you
he eats way to much anyway

You did that on paint?

[Metal Gear Ray]

thanks
now how do i put it inmy sig?

[Metal Gear Ray]

sorry bout the double post but gotta see if it works

[AssassinOfLords]

http://www.artisticsensations.com/asp/product.asp?sub2categoryid=0&sub1categoryid=470&maincategoryid=443&categoryid=470&catalogid=597
That solves it, the answer is:
Phblfffftheeethhblblblbvpvpbleevth

[Jeffery]

600 x 140 (150max) is the siZe limit. If you have one that alrge, a mod is likely to delete it.

[Metal Gear Ray]

i fixed it

yea

[AssassinOfLords]

That's still a little to big, try this:
http://img106.exs.cx/img106/4024/Untitled-28.jpg

Just copy paste this:
(IMG)http://img106.exs.cx/img106/4024/Untitled-28.jpg(/IMG)
into your siggy.

Except make the "(" into "[" and the ")" into "]".

[Metal Gear Ray]

Thanks