Euphemism Fun!

[Excaliber]

I heard some funny and strange euphemisms today and i was wondering if you guys knew of any that would make someone laugh.

For those of you who dont know what a euphemism is here is one.

Example: Kicking the bucket. = euphemism for dieing

Example: Calling Ralph on the big white phone. = euphemism for throughing up

[Jeffery]

Silly as a goose.
Dead as a doornail. (what the heck is a door nail?)

[xyxaxyz2]

Jeffery, those aren't euphamisms....

[doubledown]

just listen to more monthy python, you'll get plenty of great death euphamisms

[Cavour]

Jeffery, those aren't euphamisms....
What would you call those? Kennings? No? :confused:

[Jeffery]

Jeffery, those aren't euphamisms....


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Don;t stop my hijacking. (I like analogies better)

[Excaliber]

Jeff those are similies but good try.

DD dont get me started on Monty Python

ok Jeff just say some funny sentence like a similie a metophor a euphamism or anything else

[S_K_O_F]

tossing his cookies(puking)
riding on the pony express (expression for masterbation)
bleeding the ole lizard (peeing)
sipping back on some of grandpas old cough medicine (getting drunk)

and many more...

[Excaliber]

S_K_O_F your on a role

[S_K_O_F]

i know this isn't a euphanism...but it is one of my most favorite metaphorical phrases

I'm happier than a puppy with two peters!

[BoBo The Fool]

I dont usually find euphanisms funny..... except when it comes to masturbation for some reason

for males:
Choking the chicken
slapping the monkey

females:
stirring the trough
seasoning the taco

Of course there are many other of which i'm sure you're all familiar with

[Jeffery]

Fine. Since i can;t joke with you guys with meaning, here are a few perverted ones.

choking the chicken, slapping the salami, strangling the one-eyed monster, spanking the monkey, shifting the gears, wacking the willy

drain the main vein, dump a load, get rid of dinner, leak the lizard, pray to the toiletbowl god

[BoBo The Fool]

-What took you so long in the bathroom?
-Oh, just dropping some friends off at the pool....

[MtSlayer]

Dropping the kids off at the pool is what all my friends use. Just a variation of yours.

[Excaliber]

Damn those crack me up!

I have never heard seasoning the taco but i find that funny also

[T3km4n]

Euphamisms aren't funny. At all.

[drakonfire]

bite the dust

pushing up daises

oh man wheres patch adams when i need it... that movie has so many death euphemisms

[Excaliber]

Euphamisms aren't funny. At all.

and i suppoes you have some material that would crack me up

[T3km4n]

Yes, but I wouldn't waste it on you.

[Foundation]

it's like the people at school who would rather play cards then football :/...

[T3km4n]

it's like the people at school who would rather play cards then football :/...What is like that?

[Excaliber]

it's like the people at school who would rather play cards then football :/...

the only reason im on the forums soo much is because i am waiting for wrestling to start..

bvut i dont think thats what you meant

make sense dont mock it

[Serge]

Playing Three-knuckle shuffle.
The big dirt nap.
Hugging porcelain.
Paying the water bill.
Doing paper work.