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Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 07:32 PM
You enter a beautiful room, filled with soft, white, fluffy pillows. The soft music hypnotizes you into a delusion of happiness. You fall asleep for a brief minute, and when you awaken you are slightly aroused. You notice the beautiful carpet, the large bed, and again the numerous amount of pillows. You feel as if this is the most peaceful place on all of earth, and want to lay down with a cute little Jeffery look-alike doll. Then, out of nowhere you hear a faint cry in the distance, obviously from under covers of the bed. The voice cries out "PILLOW FIGHT!"
*Hits Kalamady in the head with a pillow*


Warning: We are not the Three Word Story thread, however we do realize this forum thread game can be taken as spam.

Kalamady
11-20-2004, 07:33 PM
*hits Cavour with pink pillow*

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 07:33 PM
*throws pillows in the air* weeeee

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 07:35 PM
*Realizes this is the perfect chance to beat the shit out of Google without injuring him severly* Kalamady, Plan B! GO!
*Gets on knees and charges at Google with pillow in front*

Cavour
11-20-2004, 07:36 PM
*Smashes Kalamady in the face with leopard print pillow, knocking him back, crashing through a table with quite a few cups of hot cocoa on it, and thus burning his skin badly...*

I love pillow fights!

Kalamady
11-20-2004, 07:36 PM
*Runs at Google with 2 pillows*


EDIT: Cavour can't play anymore.

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 07:38 PM
*throws 3 pillows at LK and runs after vival with a pillow in the air*

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 07:38 PM
*Laughs at Cavour* Why don't you join the good side for once and help us eliminate Google Froogly boy over there.
*Tosses Pillow to Cavour*

Kalamady
11-20-2004, 07:39 PM
*takes purple spotted pillow and whacks Google in the face*

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 07:39 PM
*hits vival with a super extra pink fluffy pilow*

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 07:40 PM
*Jumps onto the bed, using it as leverage to get even higher into the air* HAHAHA, BIOTCH!
*Shoves pillow into Google's face while landing*

Cavour
11-20-2004, 07:41 PM
*Catches Vival's pillow and smashes Kalamady in the face again, sending him crashing through a wall*

Kalamady
11-20-2004, 07:41 PM
*kicks Google in face*


Ooops....

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 07:41 PM
*jumps on bed and hits ceiling*
*lands on a soft pillow which is then used to beat the crap out of LK*

Foundation
11-20-2004, 07:41 PM
*alternates bat with hands back and forth*
*BAM*
*all dead*

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 07:42 PM
*Laughs* Alright, I teaming up on one guy isn't fair. So we'll have teams. Cavour and I verse Google and Kalamady.
*Throws a pillow at Kalamady's balls then quickly kicks the pillow into place*

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 07:42 PM
*watches as foundation is in the closet screaming about how he killed every1*

Kalamady
11-20-2004, 07:43 PM
*turns his attention to Cavour*
*Grabs 2 pillows and does a sandwish with Cav as the meat*
*Hits Cavour in face with one and again with the other sending him to the floor*

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 07:44 PM
*Shoves a few bricks into his pillow case* Hehe.
*Slams Google's head with a pillow*

Cavour
11-20-2004, 07:45 PM
*Jumps up quickly, upercutting Kalamady, watching as he bounces off the ceiling fan and Vival rushes to him to pound his skull and finish the job*

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 07:45 PM
*puts a metal bat into pillow case and hits vival over the head with it*

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 07:46 PM
*Tickles Google* Err.

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 07:47 PM
*laughs*
*but then rips up vival's pay check*

Kalamady
11-20-2004, 07:47 PM
*gets up like nothing*
You hit like a bitch!
*knocks Cavour in his chin*
This is personal now!
*pull knife out of pocket and cuts Cavours pinkie finger off*

Cavour
11-20-2004, 07:47 PM
*Tickles Google* Err.
VIVAL! Get your damn head in the game! Focus or you're off the team!

Edit: AH! MY F***ING PINKY!

*Starts shovelling gravel into pillow case...*

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 07:47 PM
*Whispers to Google* Join our side and let's all gangbang Kalamady! ... with pillows.

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 07:49 PM
*whispers to vival ok!*
vival its time for t.k.a, Totally kick ass

Kalamady
11-20-2004, 07:49 PM
*throws Google out window*

Cavour
11-20-2004, 07:50 PM
*Throws pillow case full of gravel at Kalamady's face while Vival flanks him*

Edit: Forget about GoOgle there...

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 07:50 PM
*Grins as Google turns his back* Haha sucker!
*Wacks Google write in the back of the head with a pillow*

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 07:51 PM
*catches onto window before getting thrown out*
*throws 200 pillows on LK then jumps on him*
ah vival you little...

T3km4n
11-20-2004, 07:51 PM
*runs in room with dynamite strapped to chest*

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 07:52 PM
*Dives behind his extra-obsorbant pillow* Hit the dust!

Kalamady
11-20-2004, 07:52 PM
*kicks t3km4ns ass*

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 07:53 PM
*every1 pushes tek out window*
*hits vival wiht a pillow tornado*

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 07:53 PM
*Watches as T3km4n explodes feathers everywhere* Yay!
*Nails Google in the knees* Cavour, come on!

T3km4n
11-20-2004, 07:54 PM
*throws dynamite into the window as he flies out, with 3 seconds on the timer*

*que dramatic music and slow motion*

*everyone dies* *besides me*

Kalamady
11-20-2004, 07:54 PM
*Grabs Cavour by hair and spins*
*Throws Cavour on top of Vival*

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 07:55 PM
*jumps on vival and cavour*

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 07:55 PM
*Grabs Cavour by hair and spins*
*Throws Cavour on top of Vival*
*Grins* How ya doing, Cavour?

T3km4n
11-20-2004, 07:55 PM
What the hell...you are all dead.

Cavour
11-20-2004, 07:55 PM
Thanks Kalamady... I was almost toast there...






















*Cracks Kalamady in the jaw with a small, furry, purple pillow*

Kalamady
11-20-2004, 07:56 PM
You're the only one that died t3k. Sorry.


EDIT: *nearly knocks Cavours head off with yellow pillow*

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 07:56 PM
*takes ultra hard pillow and smacks vival over the head*

Cavour
11-20-2004, 07:56 PM
*Grins* How ya doing, Cavour?
Ah geez... Don't get any ideas Vival... we're a team, not a couple... -_-

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 07:56 PM
*Realizes his one shot with Cavour has just been thrown out the window* NOOO!!!!!
*Charges at Kalamady with anger*

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 07:57 PM
*throws vival down with pillow before he reaches LK*

Kalamady
11-20-2004, 07:58 PM
*starts pounding Vival with pillow*

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 07:58 PM
*Get up and slaps Google, though each hand had a mini-pillow taped on it*

Asmodeus
11-20-2004, 07:59 PM
Dropkicks LK's cat out the window. Does a roundhouse kick to Vival dis-locating his hip. As he uppercuts google and begins to pound him in slow-mo with bean bag pillows which hurt more than regular pillows but never leave marks.

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:00 PM
*gets mad*
*loads pillow shot gun and shoots vival with pillows*

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 08:00 PM
Dropkicks LK's cat out the window. Does a roundhouse kick to Vival dis-locating his hip. As he uppercuts google and begins to pound him in slow-mo with bean bag pillows which hurt more than regular pillows but never leave marks.
*Watches as Asmodeus wakes up from snuggling with the Jeffery look-alike doll*

Asmodeus
11-20-2004, 08:01 PM
Whacks googles shot fun with a pillow, then I pull the trigger and pelter him wiht bean bag pellets.

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:01 PM
*helps vival throw asmos out the window*
*continues to shoot vival*

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 08:02 PM
*Watches as Asmodeus wakes up from snuggling with the Jeffery look-alike doll*
*Again*

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:02 PM
*helps vival throw asmos out the window*
*continues to shoot vival*
*again*

Asmodeus
11-20-2004, 08:03 PM
*helps vival throw asmos out the window*
*continues to shoot vival*

What's an asmos?

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 08:04 PM
*Continues spanking Kalamady with a pillow*

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:04 PM
my new name for you..

Kalamady
11-20-2004, 08:04 PM
*kicks Asmo out of the room*

Asmodeus
11-20-2004, 08:04 PM
Grabs the edge of the doorjam then I pull myslef back in.
Gives cavour an easy to grip 5 pund pillow..

over the sound of flying feathers which are actually quite loud...

TRUCE CAV!?!?

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:05 PM
*smacks vival with a pillow before tripping him and bashing his head into the pillowy wall*

Kalamady
11-20-2004, 08:05 PM
*hits Vival with a 20 pound pillow knocking him out*
*gives him a cute little Jeffery doll*

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 08:06 PM
*Becomes emotional with Jeffery look-alike doll*
*Wakes up* Come here you little..
*Charges at Kalamady*

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:06 PM
*teams up with LK to clothesline asmodeus*

Kalamady
11-20-2004, 08:07 PM
*dodges Vival while hitting him with green pillow*

Asmodeus
11-20-2004, 08:07 PM
*unphased*

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 08:07 PM
*Leaps into air and licks Kalamady*

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:08 PM
*hugs vival*

Asmodeus
11-20-2004, 08:08 PM
Team moves must be agreed on with the team member, as such I was unaffected by your clotheline attempt with LK as LK did not agree to help clotheline myself. Pwned.

Kalamady
11-20-2004, 08:08 PM
wtF?

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:09 PM
Team moves must be agreed on with the team member, as such I was unaffected by your clotheline attempt with LK as LK did not agree to help clotheline myself. Pwned.
bullshit no rules with that

Asmodeus
11-20-2004, 08:09 PM
*waits for Hugh Junit my Washintonian buddy to help me kick arse.*

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 08:09 PM
*Hits KAlamady while he is confused*

Asmodeus
11-20-2004, 08:10 PM
bullshit no rules with that
Swearing -2 points
Backtalking -3 points
-5 points = Disqualification everyone is hereby unphased by any of googles attacks and a collor is placed around him so he can't move or speak.

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:10 PM
*Hits KAlamady while he is confused*
*tackles vival onto pillows*

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:10 PM
Swearing -2 points
Backtalking -3 points
-5 points = Disqualification everyone is hereby unphased by any of googles attacks and a collor is placed around him so he can't move or speak.
go away there is no rules for this only rule is fight with a pillow

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 08:10 PM
Swearing -2 points
Backtalking -3 points
-5 points = Disqualification everyone is hereby unphased by any of googles attacks and a collor is placed around him so he can't move or speak.
Don't ever make rules in MY thread again. There's a reason you have so little respect. N00b.

Asmodeus
11-20-2004, 08:10 PM
I hereby appoint myself Referee!!one111elven

Ref
Power: Infinite
Defense: Immune to everything
Ownage level: Infinite

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:11 PM
Don't ever make rules in MY thread again. There's a reason you have so little respect. N00b.
listen to vival asmodeus

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 08:11 PM
*Places Asmodeus on Ignore List*
*Tackles Kalamady onto bed* Isn't this something?

Asmodeus
11-20-2004, 08:12 PM
-423153465456 points to google for being an idiot.
Adds Asmodeus to 'listen to me no matter what list' which is irreversible.

Kalamady
11-20-2004, 08:12 PM
*trades places with Cavour*

Cavour
11-20-2004, 08:12 PM
*Tackles Kalamady onto bed* Isn't this something?
O_O

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:13 PM
*trade places with kalamady*

Cavour
11-20-2004, 08:13 PM
*trades places with Cavour*
wtF! Bullshit you do!

Kalamady
11-20-2004, 08:13 PM
I already did dude!

Asmodeus
11-20-2004, 08:13 PM
Hey cav.
*Saves Cav*

*blows whistle*
Sexual type content -10 points deducted from Vival

woot 1,000 post.

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:14 PM
wtF! Bullshit you do!
*tackles vival*

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 08:14 PM
*Grins down at Cavour* Well, hello you.

Asmodeus
11-20-2004, 08:15 PM
You lot are hopeless, *leaves room*

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:15 PM
hey LK guess we win vival and cavour wont be fighting for some time

Hugh Junit
11-20-2004, 08:15 PM
* drives up on forklift loaded with booze *

What the holy hell is going on around here?
You dudes can stick with the pillows, if you want. I've got something a little better.

* bounces beer bottle off Vival's forehead *

Bingo!

* spits tobacco *

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:16 PM
*shoves hugh out window and all his beer too*

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 08:17 PM
*Remains knocked out over Cavour's body*

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:18 PM
*raises up hand and LK's hand* and the winners are...................... the Team google!

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 08:18 PM
*Recovers but remains in place*

Cavour
11-20-2004, 08:19 PM
God damnit Vival! Get off of me! >_<

Hugh Junit
11-20-2004, 08:20 PM
*shoves hugh out window and all his beer too*


* stares at GoOgle until he runs away crying *

Kalamady
11-20-2004, 08:20 PM
You're a lucky man Cavour.....










Hahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahha.

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:20 PM
* stares at GoOgle until he runs away crying *
*doesnt run or cry just stares back*

theburning
11-20-2004, 08:20 PM
What exactly is going on here?

I'm not at home so I don't have time to look into this but...
Can we keep the spamming to a minimum please?

Thank you :)

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 08:21 PM
What exactly is going on here?

I'm not at home so I don't have time to look into this but...
Can we keep the spamming to a minimum please?

Thank you :)
You didn't say that about the Three Word Story thread, so no.
*Continues laying on Cavour* Why don't you lay on your stomach?

Kalamady
11-20-2004, 08:22 PM
Can we keep the spamming to a minimum please?


No.

Asmodeus
11-20-2004, 08:22 PM
Hey lk..!!!. *water ballon spalts on him that I hurled form my thread*
Hugh is on my team!! Bring the beer baloons too!

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:22 PM
dont think of it as spamming think of it as posting really fast

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 08:23 PM
*Jumps off Cavour* That went to far, and only one way.
*Nails KAlamady in the head with a pillow*

Asmodeus
11-20-2004, 08:24 PM
Haha! Shields up! you can't throw a ballon at me in my own thread muhahaha!

Kalamady
11-20-2004, 08:24 PM
*picks up pillow and slams Vival in the face with it*

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:24 PM
*smacks vival in the head with a pillow*

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 08:24 PM
-Double Teamed-
*Randomly yells in the air for Cavour to come*

theburning
11-20-2004, 08:25 PM
You didn't say that about the Three Word Story thread, so no.
*Continues laying on Cavour* Why don't you lay on your stomach?

I actually did say that it's spamming!
However, it's being kept to one thread.

Must you make my life this difficult when I'm already intoxicated?

Kalamady
11-20-2004, 08:25 PM
I actually did say that it's spamming!
However, it's being kept to one thread.

Must you make my life this difficult when I'm already intoxicated?
:eek: You're drunk!?!?

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:25 PM
*puts on cavour mask*
*gets vival on his feet*
*throws him back down on the pillows*

Asmodeus
11-20-2004, 08:25 PM
Hurls pillow at google, knocking him back about a foot.

Foundation
11-20-2004, 08:25 PM
-new rule-
white cloths
wet pillows

Cavour
11-20-2004, 08:26 PM
*Comes running to help Vival, but trips over a big ass baby blue pillow, and smashes his head off of someones knee*

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 08:26 PM
I love you Julia, but until that thread is closed we're going to continue what we're doing. Sorry.
*Softly hits Julia with a pillow, then runs away*

Asmodeus
11-20-2004, 08:26 PM
Swipes a pilow across Lk's ankles knocking him to the ground as I repeatadly bash him in the face.

Kalamady
11-20-2004, 08:26 PM
Close the TWS!

*hits Vival with pillow*

Foundation
11-20-2004, 08:26 PM
o_o she's drunk again

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:27 PM
*hits foundation with a pillow*

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 08:28 PM
Some of you don't understand. You can't choose what other people do.
Example:
*Puts on mask as Cavour and Sir Vival comes up and dies*
You would merely say something like.
*Puts on Cavour mask and hopes for Sir Vival to buy it*

Foundation
11-20-2004, 08:28 PM
*hits google*
*google nose bleeds and faints*

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:28 PM
fine.
*slams vival on the pillows*

Asmodeus
11-20-2004, 08:29 PM
Soaks my pillow then whip it in googles eyes as the soap begins to burn his eyes I nail google in the back and ram his face into the floorboards with my foot.

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 08:29 PM
*Pounces on Cavour's knocked out body* Let's take advantage of this!
*Draws a gigantic penis on Cavour's face*

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:29 PM
*tackles cavour*

theburning
11-20-2004, 08:29 PM
Guys the difference is that people actually enjoy posting in the TWS.

You guys are just posting for the sake of trying to get people to close the TWS.
If someone were to actually close it some certain people would die of heart break.

And anyways! If you want to have 1 of these ridiculous threads that's fine!
But don't compare what you're doing to the TWS.
At least they're keeping it to one thread!

Asmodeus
11-20-2004, 08:30 PM
*erases penis on his face*

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 08:31 PM
Correction, nobody would have a heard attack that thread was closed. It would save half more than half of the community who hates the friggin' thing.

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:31 PM
*slams vival on to pillows again*

Asmodeus
11-20-2004, 08:31 PM
Pushes down vivals head into my knee which has a pillow resting on it as his face ricochetes back up it begins bleeding staining my pillow a scarlet red.

Kalamady
11-20-2004, 08:32 PM
SO you're saying that because people wouldn't like you closing it, you're not going to? In that case, open the thread about Jeffery. Open the thread you just closed about the water baloons. Don't not do your mod duties just because people won't like them. What's the point of being a mod if that's the case?



Oh yeah, I do enjoy this thread, very much so.

Foundation
11-20-2004, 08:32 PM
*seizes asmodeus's head and smashs it into the concrete , skull splits and purple blood ozzes out, with a pillow :)*

Cavour
11-20-2004, 08:32 PM
*Pounces on Cavour's knocked out body* Let's take advantage of this!
*Draws a gigantic penis on Cavour's face*
Son of a... I' awake damnit! Just drowsy!

Argh!!

*Jams marker into Vival's eye and flips him off onto the floor*

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:33 PM
*tackles LK*

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 08:33 PM
Julia, amazing how KAlamady and my spam (http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?p=239869#post239869) has pleased so many people already.
*Runs into bathroom and cleans eye out* That's it!
*Throws tampons at Cavour*

Asmodeus
11-20-2004, 08:33 PM
SO you're saying that because people wouldn't like you closing it, you're not going to? In that case, open the thread about Jeffery. Open the thread you just closed about the water baloons. Don't not do your mod duties just because people won't like them. What's the point of being a mod if that's the case?



Oh yeah, I do enjoy this thread, very much so.
I concur. the water baloon thread would of been fun once this one died.

Asmodeus
11-20-2004, 08:34 PM
*seizes asmodeus's head and smashs it into the concrete , skull splits and purple blood ozzes out, with a pillow :)*

*lives* I fling the purple goop into your eyes and they begin disolving, and your flesh begins to melt down your neck bringing with it the pain of 1,000 wasps.

Foundation
11-20-2004, 08:34 PM
*takes pillow castrates off vival's boob and sends it to uranus*

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:35 PM
*slams LK on floor*

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 08:36 PM
The only bad thing about this is certain n00bs are spamming (and enjoying this) with Kalamady and myself.
*Knocks Kalamady on the head*

Kalamady
11-20-2004, 08:36 PM
*picks up pillow and slams Google so hard his head cracks the wall*

Cavour
11-20-2004, 08:36 PM
*Throws tampons at Cavour*
EW! ICK! YOU! AH!

*Smashes T.V. over Vival's skull*

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:36 PM
*tackles LK through a steel wall*

theburning
11-20-2004, 08:36 PM
SO you're saying that because people wouldn't like you closing it, you're not going to? In that case, open the thread about Jeffery. Open the thread you just closed about the water baloons. Don't not do your mod duties just because people won't like them. What's the point of being a mod if that's the case?



Oh yeah, I do enjoy this thread, very much so.

Nope! That isn't why.
I already know that most people don't like me & I'm perfectly fine with that.

As I said, the purpose of these threads is to cause TWS to be closed.
However, the purpose of their thread is to have fun.

Like I said, if you feel the need to have one of these I'd let it slide...but creating hundreds of new threads is just ridiculous.

argh.

Foundation
11-20-2004, 08:37 PM
*sends trojens to cavour*

Asmodeus
11-20-2004, 08:37 PM
Brings foot in a sweeping motion as google falls to the floor i kick him in the stomach and he flings to the hard woods floors bounces back up as I nail him in the head with a purple pillow.

Kalamady
11-20-2004, 08:37 PM
*eyes Cavour*

Err...I mean...

*hits Cavour so hard with a pillow his eyes turn red*

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 08:37 PM
Actually, my game threads are for fun. When idiots like Asmod make threads you know they're spam and are going to suck. The threads goal isnt to get TWS closed, Kalamady and my goal is to do that.

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:38 PM
*whole bunch of cops come inot room and points guns at every1*
*takes out Desert Eagle and points it to LK's head*
Google police stop what your doing!

Cavour
11-20-2004, 08:38 PM
*sends trojens to cavour*
What the shit?

Asmodeus
11-20-2004, 08:39 PM
Nope! That isn't why.
I already know that most people don't like me & I'm perfectly fine with that.



I like you.
But we're not mkaing these to close the TWS because we know we couldn't.
Making hundreds of these would accomplish nothing besides some added fun to these otherwise almost lifeless forums.

theburning
11-20-2004, 08:39 PM
Julia, amazing how KAlamady and my spam (http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?p=239869#post239869) has pleased so many people already.
*Runs into bathroom and cleans eye out* That's it!
*Throws tampons at Cavour*

Your spam threads pleasing random n00bs doesn't mean much!

I mean, I'm sure if I posted a ton of nude pictures of myself people would enjoy those as well.
Does that make it okay to do so? No.

Your reasoning isn't good enough.

Kalamady
11-20-2004, 08:39 PM
Actually, my game threads are for fun. When idiots like Asmod make threads you know they're spam and are going to suck. The threads goal isnt to get TWS closed, Kalamady and my goal is to do that.
And that goal will be accomplished.

Foundation
11-20-2004, 08:39 PM
know that most people don't like me


not anymore :) they're all casterated now

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 08:39 PM
LostAndConfused and DeadFishGuy are n00bs? While I'll be damned!

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:40 PM
Your spam threads pleasing random n00bs doesn't mean much!

I mean, I'm sure if I posted a ton of nude pictures of myself people would enjoy those as well.
Does that make it okay to do so? No.

Your reasoning isn't good enough.
porno!

Asmodeus
11-20-2004, 08:40 PM
Actually, my game threads are for fun. When idiots like Asmod make threads you know they're spam and are going to suck. The threads goal isnt to get TWS closed, Kalamady and my goal is to do that.
My water baloon thread wouldn't of been spam. Because you and LK weren't allowed.

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:40 PM
My water baloon thread wouldn't of been spam. Because you and LK weren't allowed.
all your threads are spam

Asmodeus
11-20-2004, 08:40 PM
porno!
Idiot.
And all your posts are retarded and consist of nothing more than loosly thrown togehter piles of crap.
I've peed pictures in the snow more coherent than your writing.

Kalamady
11-20-2004, 08:41 PM
Your spam threads pleasing random n00bs doesn't mean much!

I mean, I'm sure if I posted a ton of nude pictures of myself people would enjoy those as well.
Does that make it okay to do so? No.

Your reasoning isn't good enough.
You can't compare Rated R stuff to spam. SPam is spam is spam is spam. Whether it's this thread, the others me and Vival did, or the TWS. They all deserve to be deleted.

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 08:41 PM
You can't compare Rated R stuff to spam. SPam is spam is spam is spam. Whether it's this thread, the others me and Vival did, or the TWS. They all deserve to be deleted.
Yeah, whereas pictures of you naked deserve to stay!

theburning
11-20-2004, 08:41 PM
LostAndConfused and DeadFishGuy are n00bs? While I'll be damned!

It's pleasing them to a different level.
They just enjoy trying to bother me.

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:42 PM
*holds DEsert Eagle up to LK's head*
no1 move me and the rest of google police are taking LK

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 08:42 PM
It's pleasing them to a different level.
They just enjoy trying to bother me.
You're full of shit.

Asmodeus
11-20-2004, 08:43 PM
.
They just enjoy trying to bother me.

Who doesn't?

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:43 PM
*puts LK into helicopter and flies off*

Kalamady
11-20-2004, 08:43 PM
You're full of shit.
Agreed. Where do you get LAC and DFG trying to bother you? I'm sure neither of them were thinking of you when they made the posts.

Asmodeus
11-20-2004, 08:44 PM
*holds DEsert Eagle up to LK's head*
no1 move me and the rest of google police are taking LK

Like that loosley incoherent pile of crap that you randomly assorted in that re-fried bean you call a brain.

theburning
11-20-2004, 08:44 PM
You're full of shit.

Don't test me on this.
I'm probably being nicer about this than I should be.

Asmodeus
11-20-2004, 08:45 PM
I concur.

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:45 PM
*throws pillow at vival*

Office_Shredder
11-20-2004, 08:45 PM
Ban ban ban! Ban ban ban! :D

Asmodeus
11-20-2004, 08:45 PM
*leaves thread*... slowly.
*gasp it's Seed*!!

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 08:46 PM
No, you really are being a complete b.... about this. It's not that big of a deal. We're having fun. So are the people in the TWS. Kalamady and my goal is to close that thread, but we are not aserting it through this thread. Now, why don't you come back when you're sober and can make the right choices?

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:46 PM
Ban ban ban! Ban ban ban! :D
no ban no no no no no!

Kalamady
11-20-2004, 08:46 PM
No, you really are being a complete b.... about this. It's not that big of a deal. We're having fun. So are the people in the TWS. Kalamady and my goal is to close that thread, but we are not aserting it through this thread. Now, why don't you come back when you're sober and can make the right choices?
Heheh, it feels so good to know the future. :D

Asmodeus
11-20-2004, 08:47 PM
Lol.

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:48 PM
*throws more pillows at every1*

theburning
11-20-2004, 08:48 PM
No, you really are being a complete b.... about this. It's not that big of a deal. We're having fun. So are the people in the TWS. Kalamady and my goal is to close that thread, but we are not aserting it through this thread. Now, why don't you come back when you're sober and can make the right choices?

Are you actually under the impression that you can give me orders?

Vival you seem to be under the impression that you have some sort of powers on these forums.
Perhaps that is correct, but I can tell you right now that you have 0 power over me.

Keep your attitude in check.

Asmodeus
11-20-2004, 08:49 PM
*Gazes at pillows laying lifelessly on the ground, pleaded to be thrown with their delicate lace and interowven fabric*
Decides hurriedly that he should go as things are gettign hairy around here.
*Heads to TWS*

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:49 PM
*throws more pillows at people*

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 08:49 PM
Are you actually under the impression that you can give me orders?

Vival you seem to be under the impression that you have some sort of powers on these forums.
Perhaps that is correct, but I can tell you right now that you have 0 power over me.

Keep your attitude in check.
Don't tell me what to do. You know damn well I respect you, and you know damn well I respect DivineRight. I lack the respect for Bills, but things could change. Don't put me on your bad side, too.

Foundation
11-20-2004, 08:50 PM
close the thread...

theburning
11-20-2004, 08:51 PM
Don't put me on your bad side, too.

Is this intended to be a threat?

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:51 PM
*throws pillow at foundation*

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 08:52 PM
Is this intended to be a threat?
No, it's more so intended to remind you of how much of an annoying immature ass I can be. So, maybe?

theburning
11-20-2004, 08:53 PM
No, it's more so intended to remind you of how much of an annoying immature ass I can be. So, maybe?

I already know all of the above.
You seriously don't need to prove that to me any further.

Asmodeus
11-20-2004, 08:53 PM
Draw!... *dodges pillow*
Look like The burning is in the lead folks.
But with a quick turn-around insult Vival admits he's an immature ass, thus giving him a lead by a fration of a point.
Burning retaliates...
Burning knows all and she's in the lead again.
Burning wins
Vival.. K.O.
Finish him!
Fatality!

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 08:54 PM
I already know all of the above.
You seriously don't need to prove that to me any further.
Then, like I said, don't get on my bad side.

theburning
11-20-2004, 08:56 PM
Then, like I said, don't get on my bad side.

As previously stated I really couldn't care any less about being on your bad side.
I'm not into sucking ass to try and gain respect from some 15 year old punk.

theburning
11-20-2004, 08:57 PM
Draw!... *dodges pillow*
Look like The burning is in the lead folks.
But with a quick turn-around insult Vival admits he's an immature ass, thus giving him a lead by a fration of a point.
Burning retaliates...
Burning knows all and he's in the lead again.
Burning wins
Vival.. K.O.
Finish him!
Fatality!

Burning is a she.

Asmodeus
11-20-2004, 08:57 PM
*Feels dumb.*
I can fix that.

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 08:58 PM
15 year old punk, you're starting to sound like the old DivineRight. What did you grow a pair over night?

GoOgLe
11-20-2004, 08:58 PM
Discussion closed.
Class dismissed.
Close the thread now.
No.

Asmodeus
11-20-2004, 09:00 PM
If I wanted idiots opinions I'd call a psychic hotline retard.

theburning
11-20-2004, 09:00 PM
15 year old punk, you're starting to sound like the old DivineRight. What did you grow a pair over night?

It was the truth.
I'm only starting to sound like someone who isn't giving in to you like you're used to.

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 09:01 PM
Giving in to me? You know damn well I deserved that second chance from DivineRight.

theburning
11-20-2004, 09:02 PM
Giving in to me? You know damn well I deserved that second chance from DivineRight.
What are you talking about here?

Perhaps you were deserving of it.
Don't prove him wrong.

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 09:05 PM
I owe him respect as Doctor Love. Sir Vival is a whole nother person. Also, how is wanting to get a spam thread deleted proving him wrong? I find it unusually interesting that you pay more attention to a thread in which nobody is complaining about over a thread that most people do complain about. Let's squash this right now because it's not worth arguing over, close the TWS and all this ends. If not, then the whole forums will be a big TWS compliments of Kalamady and I.

theburning
11-20-2004, 09:07 PM
I owe him respect as Doctor Love. Sir Vival is a whole nother person. Also, how is wanting to get a spam thread deleted proving him wrong? I find it unusually interesting that you pay more attention to a thread in which nobody is complaining about over a thread that most people do complain about. Let's squash this right now because it's not worth arguing over, close the TWS and all this ends. If not, then the whole forums will be a big TWS compliments of Kalamady and I.

You don't really expect such a threat is going to have any impact on what I do?
You need to sit back and think about who you are here.
No thread will be deleted for any specific members benefit.

TWS isn't harming anyone.
If you don't like that thread then don't look at it!

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 09:08 PM
My threads aren't harming anyone. So if you don't like them, don't look at them, agreed?

Asmodeus
11-20-2004, 09:08 PM
Burning makes a fine point if you don't open the thread it can't really bother you.

theburning
11-20-2004, 09:11 PM
My threads aren't harming anyone. So if you don't like them, don't look at them, agreed?

Nope because you're creating too many of them.
Which is causing people to not get a chance to see the threads with substance.

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 09:12 PM
Like TWS?

Kalamady
11-20-2004, 09:13 PM
Nope because you're creating too many of them.
Which is causing people to not get a chance to see the threads with substance.
They can see all the other threads with substance along with ours. What makes other peoples better than ours?

theburning
11-20-2004, 09:14 PM
They can see all the other threads with substance along with ours. What makes other peoples better than ours?
Because it's one thread instead of 2-100.

Like I said, if you guys find amusement from threads such as this one that's fine.
But I will not be allowing it to spread to multiple threads.

Kalamady
11-20-2004, 09:15 PM
We can make as many threads as we like. Is this not a forum? If we have different things to say we'll put them in different threads. It's not like we made one thread to do a pillow fight and then made another to hold a different pillow fight.

Sir Vival
11-20-2004, 09:16 PM
There have been multiple Word Story Games? What's so different?

theburning
11-20-2004, 09:18 PM
There have been multiple Word Story Games? What's so different?
No there haven't!
There has only been one.

Anyways, I need to go.
Behave yourselves!

~Dark-Rain~
11-20-2004, 09:20 PM
*gives theburing a pillow to put her head on* :D

Kalamady
11-20-2004, 09:23 PM
*hits Dark Rain with a pillow*

Asmodeus
11-20-2004, 09:29 PM
*throws a pillow at dark rain that says ' I got my banner fixed thanks'*

~Dark-Rain~
11-20-2004, 09:39 PM
Ok.... No Problem... *hits asmo with a pillow*

cs_zero
11-20-2004, 09:41 PM
* observes all of this, while dodgeing the occasional pillow attack. *

Foundation
11-20-2004, 09:44 PM
this is just now......gay

falco88887
11-20-2004, 09:45 PM
Have you guys considered mental help?

T3km4n
11-20-2004, 09:46 PM
Consider mental help this!

*smacks falco with a pillow but it just bounces off of his fro*

AssassinOfLords
11-20-2004, 09:51 PM
This is just a spam thread, now, I've lost reaspect for tek too.

cs_zero
11-20-2004, 10:06 PM
* looses respect for AOL for him posting in this thread* ;)
*gets hit by pillow*

T3km4n
11-20-2004, 10:07 PM
AoL, I have posted like 4 times in this thread...

Asmodeus
11-20-2004, 10:13 PM
*Hit's Aol on his way out*
*then pulls out shot gun and destroys remaining pillows*
Thread Closed.

Kalamady
11-20-2004, 10:34 PM
This is just a spam thread, now, I've lost reaspect for tek too.
Have you lost respect for me?

Cavour
11-20-2004, 10:37 PM
Have you lost respect for me?
!!!
I've lost so much respect for Vival, LK and...well, not google, I never had any respect for him.
!!!

cs_zero
11-20-2004, 10:37 PM
I dont think he ever had any to lose.

T3km4n
11-20-2004, 10:38 PM
I think we should blame it on Cavour. I mean, he started it, right?

cs_zero
11-20-2004, 10:39 PM
yup

Cavour
11-20-2004, 10:41 PM
I think we should blame it on Cavour. I mean, he started it, right?
Eff you, you Liberal bastard! It's your damn fault!

Kalamady
11-20-2004, 10:45 PM
I've lost so much respect for Vival, LK and...well, not google, I never had any respect for him.


Awesome.

Warcow
11-20-2004, 11:47 PM
SO . . . MUCH . . . FRIGGIN SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vival and LK it's gone far enough, you guys need to stop, seriously.

cs_zero
11-20-2004, 11:49 PM
how did you get all caps??

Warcow
11-20-2004, 11:51 PM
Theres a limit, it's only if the message in caps is over a certain length that it changes it. Also it that case, it sensed that that needed to be in all caps. Friggin' spammers!

Warcow
11-20-2004, 11:56 PM
Posts by Kalamady today: 248

Posts by Sir Vival today: 228

Come on guys, Vival, thats well over a quarter of your damn posts in one day. You guys have GOT to stop this damn spamming run your on . . . It's getting incredibly annoying.

ChingyDTP
11-21-2004, 04:30 AM
!!!PILLOW FIGHT!!!

*Hits self with soft fluffy violet red pillow* Hahahahahahaha!!!!!I got you Warcow!!!!!

Sir Vival
11-21-2004, 06:56 AM
I'm losing so much respect for spamming, I feel like posting in the Three Word Story and taking my spam to a whole new level!
*Knocks AoL in the head with a pillow*

Asmodeus
11-21-2004, 07:00 AM
*Knocks warcow on the head as feathers split atop his mighty horn and the sheet is torn*

Asmodeus
11-21-2004, 07:00 AM
Because it's one thread instead of 2-100.

Like I said, if you guys find amusement from threads such as this one that's fine.
But I will not be allowing it to spread to multiple threads.

Water baloon time!!!

Sir Vival
11-21-2004, 07:09 AM
Just shut up with the water balloons already, it's not funny.
*Knocks Kalamady with a pillow*

Kalamady
11-21-2004, 08:15 AM
If you guys are gunna dock my rep have the balls to put your name next to it.

theburning
11-21-2004, 08:16 AM
Enough.
And check out the new annoucement.