The Official Rep Reform Party

[Office_Shredder]

As some of you know, the current Rep system is very limited in terms of who you can and cannot give rep points to. Personally, I feel that limiting our rep point giving ability is a direct violation on my first, 14th, and 22nd amendment rights, and the system must be given a complete overhaul immediately. Therefore, I have officially started the Rep Reform Party. Our goals are:
- Create a solid platform by the year 2046
- Run a candidate for a local position by the year 2074
- Take over TAO when bills dies and reform the rep system via subterfuge, entirely ignoring the whole party system
- Get Ralph Nader listed as our candidate
- Get really, really, really smashed during meetings.

If you are seriously committed to our cause, post here letting me know :cool:

Filled positions:
Cool political mob boss guy who skims off the top of the political donations, thus making millions while driving his party into bankruptcy - Office_Shredder

The dumb guy who catches all the flack for the cool political mob boss guy who skims off the top of the political donations, thus making millions while driving his party into bankruptcy - Bottle

The dumb guy who catches all the flack after the other dumb guy who catches all the flack for the cool political mob boss guy who skims off the top of the political donations, thus making millions while driving his party into bankruptcy goes to jail - bludhoundz

Campaign Manager - T3km4n

Hitman - cs_zero

Adorable (even though he's not :p) kid who we walk around on T.V. commercials to get more votes from mothers worried about terrorist attacks hitting schools and kids getting drafted - h()()t

Fat white guy who claims the high moral ground while passing laws to protect criminals in the Senate - actgfin123

The guy who gets a 6 figure job to click a mouse and give rep to people for an hour a day - AssassinofLords

the guy who's salary is taken from the party's laundered supply of stolen political donations for leaving a false trail of documents in order to help Bottle take the flak for the cool political mob boss guy who skims off the top of the political donations, thus making millions while driving his party into bankruptcy. - abyaly

The guy who's just along for the power rush - Scroll Lock

VP of getting wa-|-ted - Frank

[cs_zero]

I would rep you for that ( maybe positive, maybe neg ;) ) but apparently, i have to spread it around A LOT first.

[Office_Shredder]

See! This is EXACTLY what I am talking about! The oppression is so thick you can cut it with a knife!

[actgfin1234]

X: actgfin1234

[T3km4n]

vBulletin Message

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Office_Shredder again.

It has been that way for days...

[Office_Shredder]

So sign! sign! Join the dark side....... I mean, sign!

[T3km4n]

I will be the parties Hitman and Campaign Manager. They go hand in hand.

[cs_zero]

Signed: cs_zero, Hitman of The Official Rep Reform Party.

[T3km4n]

I am already the Hitman you noob.

[cs_zero]

You have to sign first, n00b.

[T3km4n]

Look at the first post you noob.

[cs_zero]

That doesnt count, he edited it, right when i posted. :(

[actgfin1234]

I'll be the fat white guy.

[AssassinOfLords]

Signed: AssassinOfLords:Official Giver of Negative and Positive Rep

[bludhoundz]

Can I fill Bottle's position second-string? I'd do an awesome job! You know it!

[Silver Fox]

X: Silver Fox

[h()()t]

I am 13...and don't give a crap as long as I am not being drafted and I have the freadom to say what I can I am happy. :)

[Office_Shredder]

Wow, we have a lot more support than I expected... I think we should start a revolution and take the Rep system by force! Who's with me!

We can be an opposition party like in Columbia.... everyone likes opposition parties.... -_-

[abyaly]

I'll be the guy who's salary is taken from the party's laundered supply of stolen political donations for leaving a false trail of documents in order to help Bottle take the flak for the cool political mob boss guy who skims off the top of the political donations, thus making millions while driving his party into bankruptcy.

X: abyaly

[Office_Shredder]

Alright, so let's start deciding on our platform:
gay marriage - why shouldn't married people be happy?
War in Iraq - Why Iraq? France has much more stuff to loot
Capitalism - It sucks. Let's go back to the barter system.

Any other ideas?

[T3km4n]

*turns around and caps one in cs_zero's head*

Noobs - They suck, we don't need them anyway.

[Asmodeus]

*turns around and caps one in cs_zero's head*

Noobs - They suck, we don't need them anyway.

In that case, I'll be the 40+ year old balding has-been that works in a cubicle 44 hours a week and hardly make minmum wage. / hitman.

Signed: Asmo the 40 year old balding has-been. / Assistant hit-man of tek

[T3km4n]

*busts a cap in Asmo's head*

[Scroll Lock]

14th and 22nd amendment rights?

First off, this isn't a public work, its a private buisness. They have total control over it, and as long as its not violating the Internet Security and Privacy Act you can't do anything about it.


However, rebeling is fun, i'm in.

[Jonspen]

I'm in, I like the sound of getting smashed in meetings.

[Hugh Junit]

The first thing we need to do is abolish the IRS. Next, we have to make beer less expensive.
We gotta take the power back!

[Scroll Lock]

Nader, we toke up in meetinS?!

[Jonspen]

*hugh junit slowly dishes out the meeting beer*

We love you! :cool:

[Asmodeus]

*busts a cap in Asmo's head*

*lives*

[Office_Shredder]

Scroll Lock, TAO is a game by the people, for the people! We will not sit back while bills and his Halliburton cronies ruin the game to control oi prices! (I don't even know what the 22nd amendment is :))

On abolishing the IRS: I think the best way to go about this is to remove the letter S from the alphabet.... because the IR is not quite so scary sounding, they'll lose a lot of power. I'll set up a poll for this :D

[Scroll Lock]

Ahh, you were being sarcastic! I hate it when you do that. Gir!

[Office_Shredder]

no, I wa being arcatic ;)

[bludhoundz]

Scroll Lock, TAO is a game by the people, for the people! We will not sit back while bills and his Halliburton cronies ruin the game to control oi prices! (I don't even know what the 22nd amendment is :))

On abolishing the IRS: I think the best way to go about this is to remove the letter S from the alphabet.... because the IR is not quite so scary sounding, they'll lose a lot of power. I'll set up a poll for this :D
The international revenue eh?
Much less scary than : international revenue service.

I hate service that isn't free. (taxes)

[Frank]

A**uming hugh doe*n't want the job, I call VP in charge of getting wa*ted!

[bludhoundz]

Hugh's been to this thread. He won't pass up that job opportunity. Especially if the beer is free.

[Office_Shredder]

Any other ideas?

[Asmodeus]

As part of this club I, Asmodxus proposx wx changx thx lxtxrr 'e' to an 'x'. I likx this idxa how about you homixs. :)

[Dark*Demon]

as the unofficial spokesman i say no i dont like this idea

[Office_Shredder]

You are NOT the unofficial spokesman dark*demon, sorry (actually I'm not sorry).

[Dark*Demon]

oh well then... i will just hang around at the front if you need me...

[Office_Shredder]

Why don't you go ask foreign leaders if they will support me for US president for 2008?

[Dark*Demon]

o that will be fun *puts on chinese mask* off to the china ambassador!

[Asmodeus]

As, the balding middle aged has-been I declare everyone should have scary night mares following the days of the 25th. By playing this game.

Have fun shitting yourself!! :) (http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/thegrudge/site/flash/)

[Dark*Demon]

instead of posting that in other threads why dont you make a thread for that?

[cs_zero]

*turns around and caps one in cs_zero's head*

Noobs - They suck, we don't need them anyway.

*also lives*
*assassinates tek*
Thats right, n00b. Im the Hitman!! :cool:

[Office_Shredder]

Hey hey hey... I'm sure there will be plenty of political opponents to kill.... you can BOTH be hitmen :)

[cs_zero]

Now i dont feel special. :(

[max2k106]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! i know your secret plans !!!!!! i have re-established the Soviet Republic to pwn all your asses :p

[Office_Shredder]

You get credit for killing JFK's reanimated corpse

[cs_zero]

*requests permission to take out max*

[max2k106]

you can try all you want . . . but you'll never get past Stalingrad . . . ya see . . . its named after Big Boss (right below the Al Boss :cool: ), and anything with Big Boss's name on it stands and fights . . . and we haven't lost so far . . . . IN SOVIET RUSSIA, OUR CARS DRIVE YOU!!!

[Office_Shredder]

Stalingrad is on our side you noob

[max2k106]

not any more :cool: the Soviets go where I go . . .

[Office_Shredder]

Not at all... I have connections with the russian mafia... which has connections with the kremlin...

besides, I'm the classic soulless liberal communist. I AM the USSR

[max2k106]

. . . ya really think they'll listen to you? HAHA! I'm USSR TO DA BONE!!! born there! lived there! till these damn capitalists imported me into the hell hole of a country . . . USSR is me . . . I AM THE RUSSIAN MAFIA

[Office_Shredder]

/slap max

Besides, the USSR fell apart.... at least that's what we want everyone to think! muhoowahahaha!

[max2k106]

. . . im gettin the feeling you and I are closer than we think . . . were you at last year's USSR leaders reunion? i think i saw a peanut with guns walking around . . .

[Office_Shredder]

I was!

[max2k106]

aaaah, . . . well, sorry bout that bite i took out of you old chap, i was a little "flibby-whibby" from the vodka, no hard feelings?

[Office_Shredder]

Of course not! BTW, are you going to the meeting at 742-65 6th avenue?

[max2k106]

6th? :eek: oh shit, STOP THE CAR!!!!

i was going to 7th :D

[Office_Shredder]

:D

I wonder if post whoring can be tied to communism.... that would be nice :)

[max2k106]

maybe :rolleyes:

[Al Caponeoni]

maybe :rolleyes:

Damn traitor.

:)

[Office_Shredder]

Is being a communist traitor betrayal?

[cs_zero]

maybe :rolleyes:
dam this word req. grrr!!!

[max2k106]

alright, stalin has been "taken care of" i now lead the Secret Communist Party :D