xyxaxyz2 announces: NEW CLAN

[xyxaxyz2]

I'm starting a new clan soon. It will be the best clan of all time. We will destory KOTR. Anyone who wants to join before formation can apply through my profile email or right here. The only conditions are as follows:

1. You cannot be part of KOTR
2. You cannot be part of TN
3. You cannot be part of any other clans.

I don't care about stats. Kill newbs and get stats not too hard. I don't care how good you are. I don't care which server you play on. What applies to one server applies to all. I don't care whether you're gold.

My clan is anti-elitist. Almost every clan wants to be l33t. We don't. We don't care how much higher you think of yourself than everyone else. Everything happens by luck anyways. There is no order to the universe.

All the elitist clans want to keep their power, keep their serfs, laze around on stupid crusades while their slaves work all day in the fields. Our clan has a message: Your laziness will be your downfall. Your power will be your downfall. You will not survive. We will win.

We will eliminate all l337 from this universe.

[Hydrant]

wooo let the clan warfare begin!!!!!!!!!!

KOTR forever!!!!

[Eldar[TN]]

Originally posted by xyxaxyz2
I'm starting a new clan soon. It will be the best clan of all time. We will destory KOTR. Anyone who wants to join before formation can apply through my profile email or right here. The only conditions are as follows:

1. You cannot be part of KOTR
2. You cannot be part of TN
3. You cannot be part of any other clans.

I don't care about stats. Kill newbs and get stats not too hard. I don't care how good you are. I don't care which server you play on. What applies to one server applies to all. I don't care whether you're gold.

My clan is anti-elitist. Almost every clan wants to be l33t. We don't. We don't care how much higher you think of yourself than everyone else. Everything happens by luck anyways. There is no order to the universe.

All the elitist clans want to keep their power, keep their serfs, laze around on stupid crusades while their slaves work all day in the fields. Our clan has a message: Your laziness will be your downfall. Your power will be your downfall. You will not survive. We will win.

We will eliminate all l337 from this universe.

We don't want to be l33+, and you jacked a member by bribing him o0

[xyxaxyz2]

I added "almost" because of you.

You are not our direct enemy. KOTR is. However, I would suggest you do not stand between us and them.

As for bribery...I'll let him explain that himself.

[Furious_Angel]

yea i was on TN but like i didn't do anything? and i asked xyx for a favor and said if he did it i said i would o whatever he wanted as long as it was reasonable well he did me the favor *loox at my dragon avatar* so i said i'd join his clan it was no bribe it was my own doing

[Choi]

Originally posted by xyxaxyz2
You are not our direct enemy. KOTR is.

It's nice to be recognized.

Choi (proud member of KOTR)

[Killer_kev]

oh no xyxaxyz2 im shaking im my boots. the thought of a small army if imbred country bumkins REALLY scares me. :o

[Wurtil]

Bwahaha, if xyxaxyz2's army of inbred country bumkins scares you now, then prepare yourself for the time when, after hunting for some small game such as raccoon, they discover a bubbling crude, also referred to in many parts of my glorious kingdom as oil, black gold, or Thermopylae T. Then, those bumkins, as you call them, will control indeed your very livelyhoods. They should be feared indeed, for the power of ignorance is too great to be ignored.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

[Killer_kev]

or like Bush did we could just invaded them, set up a mock governtment and keep all the oil for ourselfes.

[stylixg]

Wurtil,

do you post everywhere just for giggles?

[xyxaxyz2]

Killer_Kev- Just wait.

[Hashish_Scout]

Heil Xyxaxyz2! Long live this man, so he may be laid ill many times with the pestilence of the buttocks!

No man shall stand in the way of the industrial might of KOTR! Isn't it amazing that I'm putting so many exclamation points in! Look at this, i'm shouting, it's crazy! OK, I've had enough fun. Phew.

[Killer_kev]

i am and you only seem to 1 memeber or is it 2 i cant tell. anyway the KOTR will take you anytime

[xyxaxyz2]

We have 4 members so far, and growing.

[Killer_kev]

awww i suddenly realised was xyx doesnt want any leets. he obviusly doesnt want to look bad.

[xyxaxyz2]

Thats all part of the l337 mentality. You think everyone wants to be exactly like you.

I am anti-l337. I do let good players in my clan though.

[Killer_kev]

i dont think that everyone wants to be leet, they just dont want to be bad

[xyxaxyz2]

And the reason I am anti-elitist has nothing to do with my personal skills.

[Snork]

Uh...my uh...friend....uh...Joey Joe Joe...Junior..Shabadu..wants to know what l337 is.
Can you please help him?
He's a little slow.... :p

[xyxaxyz2]

Snork, read this page.

http://en2.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet

[Snork]

Seems sorta lame to me. :(

I guess I just don't understand way the internet worx these days. :p

[ALF_hates_you]

I was invited to this clan one time.

Its a good clan and the leader is a great player. He beat me. But I did my best leaving him with just one knight, that was a good game. If your looking for a clan his is the one you should join.

[zachattack13]

although i hate the kotr too

it seems to me like your clan lacks in #'s and power

so join my clan thearmageddon clan
and it will be ours and we can over run kotr and bring them down

[Omega_Paladin]

What's with all the KOTR hating? Do you hate them just because they are the first clan to organize themselves and get started? (I think they were, correct me if I am wrong).

[xyxaxyz2]

Zach Attack- we are not lacking in members, I have just not released the member's list yet because the clan has not officially started.

Your clan should join mine, not the other way around.

[xyxaxyz2]

Omega- I hate them for their elitism.

[Snork]

I still don't understand.

[Omega_Paladin]

Xyxaxyz2, let me ask you these following questions: How do you define "eliteism"? If you hate the KOTRs so much because of their supposed "eliteism" (which isn't even a word...why do I keep saying it?), why can't you at least spell "elite" right? My third and final question is: How many packages of Soy Sauce do you think a person can drink, just straight soy sauce, before they puke? All very difficult questions....

[Wurtil]

The Dark Lord's dictionary:

Main Entry: elit·ism
Pronunciation: A-'lE-"ti-z&m, i-, E-
Function: noun
Date: 1947
1 : leadership or rule by an elite
2 : the selectivity of the elite; especially : SNOBBERY 1 <elitism in choosing new members>
3 : consciousness of being or belonging to an elite
- elit·ist /-'lE-tist/ noun or adjective

And so it stands. And by the way, the Dark Lord never tires of Soy Sauce, it's flavor is great with pants or for pouring into the wounds of enemies. Oh, the burn is great indeed.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT Snork: What don't you understand? I can explain anything- just ask. ;)

[Snork]

I don't know what I don't understand.
The whole concept.
Everything that's going on here.
The world is spinning....

I need help. :)

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT Omega:

1. Elitists think they are better than everyone else. Knights, for example, think they deserve, soley by virtue of their birth, to have an entire class of people slave away for them all day in the fields while they laze around going on pointless crusades. Thats why KOTR is such an accurate name.

2. Elitism is a word, and it is spelled elitism.

3. I'll have to test the soy sauce question. I'll get back to you.

[Omega_Paladin]

I dunno, but has KOTR been doing any of the above mentioned practices? And if they have, do they have a good reason? Interesting...should eliteism be spelled "eliteism" or "elitism"? And I bet you can't explain why when I tried to make a Soy Sauce popsicle it didn't work! SOY SAUCE IS THE ONE CONSTANT IN THE UNIVERSE.

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT Wurtil:

Thank you, Dark Lord.

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT Snork:

1. Let us start at the begining.
2. The entire world is random.
3. There is no order.
4. There is no truth.
5. Life is good.
6. Don't worry, everything will be taken care of.
7. My clan (it needs to choose a name. Why doesn't someone reply to the other topic instead of this one) is the greatest one of all time.
8. Thats all you need to know.

[Snork]

Originally posted by Omega_Paladin
Interesting...should eliteism be spelled "eliteism" or "elitism"? And I bet you can't explain why when I tried to make a Soy Sauce popsicle it didn't work! SOY SAUCE IS THE ONE CONSTANT IN THE UNIVERSE.

Elitism. We studied a lot of 'isms in university.
I can explain why it didn't work;
Put it in the freezer next time. :D
Sorry, had to. :)

If you are gathering international samples, I have some that's been in my fridge for 5 years. I've moved twice since getting it, and keep taking it with me. :p I also have 3 month old Sweet and Sour sauce available.

[Snork]

Originally posted by xyxaxyz2
IRT Snork:

1. Let us start at the begining.
2. The entire world is random.
3. There is no order.
4. There is no truth.
5. Life is good.
6. Don't worry, everything will be taken care of.
7. My clan (it needs to choose a name. Why doesn't someone reply to the other topic instead of this one) is the greatest one of all time.
8. Thats all you need to know.

For the answers I need(to start with), check my post entitled, "... well, I forget what I called it. Just look for a clan thread started by me. :)

[xyxaxyz2]

They are called "Knights." Knights are the symbol of all that is wrong in this world. Anyone who associates themselves with knights is an elitist and must be destroyed.

It is spelled elitism.

I don't know why you can't make a Soy Sauce popsicle. Did you freeze it first?

[Furious_Angel]

ok this is pissin me off how do i make it so i dont get e-mails from this thread i only want e-mails if they come from general discussion not clan warfare is there any way to change this?

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT to Snork's post to Omega:

1. Thanks.
2. I thought of that first, about freezing. You're just a faster typer.

[Killer_kev]

Originally posted by xyxaxyz2
They are called "Knights." Knights are the symbol of all that is wrong in this world. Anyone who associates themselves with knights is an elitist and must be destroyed.

It is spelled elitism.

I don't know why you can't make a Soy Sauce popsicle. Did you freeze it first?
im just qaiting for you to come "destroy" us xyx

[Wurtil]

So sayeth the Dark Lord:

"If you desire no more e-mails from these posts of hatred, then simply begin your fight in the user cp section of the world of TAO forums. Next, the Dark Lord commands you to unsubscribe to the chosen forums that you no longer wish to recieve mail from. And so it is. . ."

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

[Furious_Angel]

OMG THANKS YOU WURTIL THEY WERE DRIVING MY CRAZY I WAS SERIOUSLY GETTIN E-MAIOLES EVERY 2 SECONDS!

[Snork]

Originally posted by Wurtil
So sayeth the Dark Lord:

"If you desire no more e-mails from these posts of hatred, then simply begin your fight in the user cp section of the world of TAO forums. Next, the Dark Lord commands you to unsubscribe to the chosen forums that you no longer wish to recieve mail from. And so it is. . ."

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

lol
That's too funny. :)
But helpful.

[Wurtil]

The Dark Lord provides one more tidbit of information for those who seek to end this problem. Do not use an accursed hotmail account to sign up for these forums, or else the foul program "MSN Messenger" shall torment you until the end of eternity.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

[Killer_kev]

what you got agiasnt msn?

[Snork]

I'm getting it sent to Yahoo, and the pager is going off every few seconds. This is getting really annoying. But I'd hate to miss out on any of this. :p

[Omega_Paladin]

Oh well. I shall continue to spell "elitism", "eliteism"! I do this to try and change the world in my own little way. After this I plan to change the word "pizza" to "pizzia". Just sounds good to me. What if they are really funny knights that aren't elitist?? Or knights only in title? Or what if they were knights with armor made up of plastic? What about the knights that drink only soy sauce? Are they elitists? I don't think they are. And I think the little plastic bags that the soy sauce came in when it came with the Chinese takeout had some mellowing affect on the freezing process. I also have a theory that soy sauce has too high of a salt content to freeze. It is still only theory. No hard data to prove or disprove me yet. On with the experiments!

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT Snork, from his other topic (this topic is better)

I know what a clan is, but what are clans in relation to the game?

Basically, we all divide ourselves into groups to create artificial conflict and competition. Because conflict and competition are fun.

What do they do?

They fight each other. Or not. Depends on the clan.

Is there a central location for them?

This forum. :D

What are benifits, if any?

I can only answer that for mine. The benefits are, you get to be part of my clan, and fight with me and all the other members, against KOTR. Both in TAO and in the forums. Makes life interesting. Sort of. Its a lot more interesting to be united by ideology than just by artificial means. Thats why my clan is the best.

Throughout history, people have united into groups. Religions, nations, cities, states, political parties, gangs, militaries, ect. Clans are just the internet game expansion of this innate human desire.

[Killer_kev]

that post realy didnt make alot of sence(paladins)

[xyxaxyz2]

Killer_Kev: Your arrogance will be your destruction. :rolleyes:

[Omega_Paladin]

It was more directed at xyx cause he said that a knight is a symbol of evil and eliteism. So I decided to start coming up with strange types of knights and started talking about soy sauce.

[Snork]

So mostly the benifits are to belong in a group, and to use it to pick up ladies?

It would be a lot better if you could have your clan symbol in the game, and people could recognize clan members on the arena boards, and in their names.

I know the religious part. I just finished taking Religious Studies 100 in university, wrote the final yesterday.

So, no outside web site, just this thread here? :)

[Wurtil]

Mwahaha, it seems that through the Dark Lords posting, chaos and havoc have been spread amongst the populace. With no one person know exactly what the other is talking about due to the Dark Lord's almighty will, it will soon pass that information will no longer pass through these forums, and panic will ensue. It is things like this that make it good to be a Dark Lord.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

[Snork]

Originally posted by Killer_kev
that post realy didnt make alot of sence(paladins)

It did if you've been following the thread. Then again, most of this doesn't make sense either. :p
My brain hurts.. :)

[Killer_kev]

what realy bothers me is that bills botherd with the clan warfare forum, but he hasnt made anything else clan related

[Omega_Paladin]

I doubt it is you spreading confusion and panic Darklord Wurtil. I think it is mostly the soy sauce.

[Killer_kev]

join the club snork, or even better join the new hurting head clan

[Omega_Paladin]

Whoa, your right Killer_Kev. You can talk about starting clans, but you can't do anything beyond that.

[Snork]

Originally posted by Omega_Paladin
Whoa, your right Killer_Kev. You can talk about starting clans, but you can't do anything beyond that.

That was my idea 2 posts above that one. :D

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT Omega (yet again)

1. Spell whatever you want however you want. But don't complain if others spell things correctly. Or do. That just makes life more interesting.
2. All knights are elitists. Thats what knights are.
3. "Knights only in title" thats all knights are.
4. Plastic is an anti-elitist product. No knight wears armor of plastic.
5. Soy sauce is an elitist food. You can't be satisfied with just eating, you have to put stuff on. If you drink soy sauce only, you're saying, "I only drink the best. I don't drink what those lowly commoner serfs drink, to survive, because I don't need to survive. Suriviving is for surfs. I'm l337."
6. Salt is the anti-elitist version of soy sauce.

[Snork]

Originally posted by Killer_kev
join the club snork, or even better join the new hurting head clan

Everytime a new post comes up, my pager goes off and messes up the screen. :(

So....why am i feeding the madness....? :p

[Snork]

Originally posted by xyxaxyz2
IRT Omega (yet again)

1. Spell whatever you want however you want. But don't complain if others spell things correctly. Or do. That just makes life more interesting.
2. All knights are elitists. Thats what knights are.
3. "Knights only in title" thats all knights are.
4. Plastic is an anti-elitist product. No knight wears armor of plastic.
5. Soy sauce is an elitist food. You can't be satisfied with just eating, you have to put stuff on. If you drink soy sauce only, you're saying, "I only drink the best. I don't drink what those lowly commoner serfs drink, to survive, because I don't need to survive. Suriviving is for surfs. I'm l337."
6. Salt is the anti-elitist version of soy sauce.

This is beyond weird...... :)

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT one of Snork's posts (I'm going from start to finish) :

No web site yet. I'm trying to make one, but I keep getting posts. Hopefully I'll make it tonight. Then I'll start it officially and release the full member's list. Want to join?

[Omega_Paladin]

Ok, so knights are elitists. Who cares? There is knights in TAO. And what if KOTR are good elitists? And what if you only eat/drink soy sauce? Then you aren't adding it to anything! And what if the knights are just really dumb so someone played a joke on them and switched their metal armor for plastic armor and they never noticed? HHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMM? LOTR and Something Wicked rock!

[xyxaxyz2]

Wow. No more posts.

IRT Snork: What is wierd? I thought I explained everything fully. Do you drink soy sauce?

Didn't you say you studied elitism in the university?

[xyxaxyz2]

1. There is no such thing as a good elitist. Elitisim is the world's only evil.
2. If you only eat/drink soy sauce, you are elitist. I think I explained that in my last post. Drinking soy sauce means you refuse anything but the best.
3. Plastic-Armoured knights are still knights, and knights are elitists. All knights.
4. LOTR=Lord of the Rings?????
5. No, it doesn't.

[Killer_kev]

so hows the clan going xyx, i mean your clan is the reason this thread was started. not soy drinking plasting elite knights with sore heads

[Omega_Paladin]

Why no more posts? This is fun!

[Snork]

Originally posted by xyxaxyz2
Wow. No more posts.

IRT Snork: What is wierd? I thought I explained everything fully. Do you drink soy sauce?

Didn't you say you studied elitism in the university?

Your explaination to Omega. :)

No, that's why I have years old packs in the fridge, unopened, but ready for emergency deployment.

No, we studied many 'isms. Not that particular one in depth. But have covered hundreds of 'isms in general. :)

My brain hurts. Been in here too long. Almost all my posts I've done today. :p Not used to this.

[Snork]

Originally posted by Killer_kev
so hows the clan going xyx, i mean your clan is the reason this thread was started. not soy drinking plasting elite knights with sore heads

How do you know? Ah! Maybe that was his real intent all along!! Haha! He got you! ;)

[Killer_kev]

not even xyx is THAT crazy

[Snork]

Originally posted by Omega_Paladin
Why no more posts? This is fun!

Your banana certainly seems to be enjoying himself. :eek:

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT Killer_Kev:

Clan is going well. We just got a new member. No, not someone from this thread, yet. Now we have at least 4 people, and a bunch of others are considering.

BTW, if you ever renounced your knighthood, one such as you would be very much welcomed into our clan.

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT Omega:

I agree. Lets make my thread the biggest one on the forum! More posts!

[Snork]

Originally posted by xyxaxyz2
Want to join?

I'm getting a bad rap around here I think.

Earlier, I made Furious_ so furious he said some stuff that made the mods pull the thread. And it was a poll on which Simpson character was more funny! lol

Sure you want a shady character like me in there? :D

[Killer_kev]

although the throught of beening in a clan with my arch enemy is intreging(lol) i would never renounced my knighthood and me ELITE status.

[Omega_Paladin]

Why do you say soy sauce is the best hmmmm? Are you one of us? Just hiding in closet eh? Yes, LOTR is Lord of The Rings, and yes LOTR does rock. Something Wicked rocks also. No, hate and fear of people for no reason and mass murder and various violent people running around killing each other and people letting stupid people make the choices and all sorts of nasty things are the worlds problems. Not eliteism. And if the really stupid plastic armor wearing knights are looked down upon even by one celled organisms and will let anyone hang with them, even though no one wants too, yet they still are knights, how are they elitists?

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT Snork: Of course, no university would study elitism. Universities are the modern day equivilant of Castles. They are the centers of elitism where the elites educate their elitist children to stop any of the modern day serfs from every reaching their elite level.

Yes, Snork. I would still welcome you to my clan. Everyone is allowed.

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT Killer_KEV:

"not even xyx is THAT crazy"

He probably is.

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT Snork: Furious is in my clan. I think you two, united, would be unstoppable.

[Omega_Paladin]

MODERN DAY SERFS ARE THE MIDDLE-CLASS. MIDDLECLASS: ANYONE WITH AT LEAST 4 REMOTES IN THE HOUSE. quote from some guy I meant in a chatroom. Yes, my banana is enjoying himself.

[Killer_kev]

irt all your post xyx. try and make them just 1 not 3 in a row

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT Killer Kev:

Your arch-enemy wants to know why you have "killer" in your name and "peace" in your sig.

[Snork]

Originally posted by xyxaxyz2
IRT Killer_KEV:

"not even xyx is THAT crazy"

He probably is.

That's what I thought too. And things usually get out of control once Snork becomes involved.

[Hydrant]

meh we'd ie KOTR would be elitist if we actually had any sort of ... like rules to get in. but we dont. and so lame people get in ...

but we have a nifty website

:D

[Omega_Paladin]

YEAH IT IS

[Killer_kev]

see woman always know how best to prove a point

[Omega_Paladin]

How many people think that I am just using this thread to get my post count up for no reason?

[Snork]

Originally posted by xyxaxyz2
IRT Snork: Furious is in my clan. I think you two, united, would be unstoppable.

We did pretty good getting that thread taken down. :)

[Snork]

Originally posted by Omega_Paladin
How many people think that I am just using this thread to get my post count up for no reason?

Not me! :D

[Hydrant]

Originally posted by Killer_kev
see woman always know how best to prove a point

ya damn right!!!!

[Snork]

Originally posted by Killer_kev
see woman always know how best to prove a point

Woman? Where?

[Snork]

I see her. :)

[Killer_kev]

what the 2 biggest hotheads are in 1 clan.

[Omega_Paladin]

Which thread? How did you take it down? Was it a tag-team match? Did it involve ducks and/or soy sauce?

[Hydrant]

hi me....

18... does that count as a woman? legally I am :]

[xyxaxyz2]

1. Soy sauce isn't the best. Elitism is evil. Soy sauce is the most elitist. The elite like elite food. It is elitist because: 1) it is unnecesary 2) it is pointless 3)you don't need it to survive and be happy, but just to show your social status. 4)why not just use ketchup.
2. LOTR doesn't rock.
3. Hate for no reason is caused by the elitist idea that you are the greatest whatever, and everyone who would seek to take that from you or who you percieve as attempting to take it from you, is evil.
4. Mass murder is caused by this hatred.
5. Knights are elitists by definition. You can't be a knight unless you have serfs to feed you.

[Snork]

Originally posted by xyxaxyz2
IRT Snork: Of course, no university would study elitism. Universities are the modern day equivilant of Castles. They are the centers of elitism where the elites educate their elitist children to stop any of the modern day serfs from every reaching their elite level.

Yes, Snork. I would still welcome you to my clan. Everyone is allowed.

Yeah, but universities have lots of hot women there. My neck has never been so sore..... :)

Even shady guys?

[Hydrant]

hhhmmm can I even be a knight if Im female?

so am I truly elitist?

[Killer_kev]

man where did you learn to count it goest 123456789 not 1123234

[Snork]

Originally posted by Killer_kev
what the 2 biggest hotheads are in 1 clan.

I'm not a hothead, I'm rather pleasant and like to joke around. :)

You stupid hillbilly buttface. Just kidding(was that too far?)

[Omega_Paladin]

I eat ketchup raw! Ketchup is the best! Can't argue with your logic. BUT LOTR DOES ROCK.

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT Omega

"MODERN DAY SERFS ARE THE MIDDLE-CLASS. MIDDLECLASS: ANYONE WITH AT LEAST 4 REMOTES IN THE HOUSE."

The television class are the modern day serfs. The person you chatted with is correct.

[Snork]

Originally posted by Hydrant
hi me....

18... does that count as a woman? legally I am :]

Sounds good to me! :D

[Killer_kev]

omg noy you xyx and furious

[Hydrant]

wow this is like a really slow chat room hahahah

[Snork]

Originally posted by Omega_Paladin
Which thread? How did you take it down? Was it a tag-team match? Did it involve ducks and/or soy sauce?

It was the Simpsons who is funnier poll.

It was an accidental effort. I made a comment and he didn't like it. Nobody was to blame, but we sure did it fast.

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT killer_kev:

I think everyone deserves to have me answer their posts individually, in a separate post. Lumping all the commoners together might be good enough for an elitist KOTR member, but I feel a need to adress every person as himself.

[Killer_kev]

lets see if we can break 200 posts

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT Hydrant:

"Lame people."

You are an elitist. Your clan is elitist.

[Hydrant]

himself?!?!??! HIMSELF!?!?!?

nnooowww who is being elitist

im just kidding

[Snork]

Originally posted by Hydrant
wow this is like a really slow chat room hahahah

Yeah, and getting emails with every message.... :)

[Killer_kev]

Originally posted by xyxaxyz2
IRT killer_kev:

I think everyone deserves to have me answer their posts individually, in a separate post. Lumping all the commoners together might be good enough for an elitist KOTR member, but I feel a need to adress every person as himself.

sure ;) or you want to get your posts up

[Snork]

Originally posted by Killer_kev
lets see if we can break 200 posts

We're trying!
What are we at now?

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT How many people think that I am just using this thread to get my post count up for no reason?

I don't.

[Hydrant]

i dun get emails.....

and ... uh I guess we are elistist...

but lets face it.. Im in it for the website

:p

chicks dig the website

[Omega_Paladin]

Yeah, 200 hundred posts is good goal. LET'S HIT IT.

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT what the 2 biggest hotheads are in 1 clan:

Not even worth responding to.

[Snork]

Originally posted by Hydrant
i dun get emails.....

and ... uh I guess we are elistist...

but lets face it.. Im in it for the website

:p

chicks dig the website

They do?
I'M IN!

[Snork]

Originally posted by xyxaxyz2
IRT what the 2 biggest hotheads are in 1 clan:

Not even worth responding to.

Too late, I already did. :p

[Killer_kev]

man i can so see see snork being the human double of the comic book guy

[Hydrant]

hahaha

"wow thats such a nice website.. make love to me now!"

I think Id die laughing if I heard that from some girl

[Snork]

Originally posted by Killer_kev
man i can so see see snork being the human double of the comic book guy

In a non-sexual way I hope.

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT Snork about universities and hot women:

There are hot women all over. There are hot women in serf establishments too. Do intellectuals turn you on?

IRT Even shady guys?

Especially shady guys. Shady guys are anti-elitist by their nature.

[Killer_kev]

Poll: who would you rather kiss, my avatar or hydrants

[Snork]

Originally posted by Hydrant
hahaha

"wow thats such a nice website.. make love to me now!"

I think Id die laughing if I heard that from some girl

Do ya think anybody has ever made a web site just to get laid? Wait, what am I saying..... Dating web sites....
Never mind.... :p

[Hydrant]

Originally posted by Killer_kev
Poll: who would you rather kiss, my avatar or hydrants

JOHNNY DEPP ALL THE WAY!!!!!

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT Hydrant:

Not only are you a knight, you are an elitist knight. And the true second-in-command of KOTR.

[Killer_kev]

unless you count porno becuase tecnicaly your "laying" yourself

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT Ketchup (omega):

Truly, I am very much relieved to hear that news. And I thought you were an elitist! No elitist drinks ketchup.

No, it doesn't (rock).

[Snork]

Originally posted by xyxaxyz2
IRT Snork about universities and hot women:

There are hot women all over. There are hot women in serf establishments too. Do intellectuals turn you on?

IRT Even shady guys?

Especially shady guys. Shady guys are anti-elitist by their nature.

They're just more concentrated at universities.
Some guys are threatened by women that are more intelligent. I can't find a way to stop it, so I just go with it, and hope along the way one of them will help me with my homework.
Seriously. Every class I meet a girl, we become friends, and she helps me with my school work. Haven't scored yet, but my marks have gotten better. :)

Well, it's my second day and I've already caused a thread to be pulled. :)

[Omega_Paladin]

Hydrants. I am a guy, but still I would rather kiss taht guy then Jar-Jar.

[Hydrant]

Originally posted by xyxaxyz2
IRT Hydrant:

Not only are you a knight, you are an elitist knight. And the true second-in-command of KOTR.


Man the Knights of the Round are sssooo cool. So excuse me of my interest happens to be in something that you consider to be elitist. I happen to find the stories of Gawain and Kay to be very very cool.

sorry

[Snork]

Originally posted by Killer_kev
unless you count porno becuase tecnicaly your "laying" yourself

I would have been happier not hearing that..... lol

[Hydrant]

Originally posted by Omega_Paladin
Hydrants. I am a guy, but still I would rather kiss taht guy then Jar-Jar.

Johnny Depp is the best

[Killer_kev]

wooot just got a stone golem

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT herself:

(I apologize! A moment of elitism escaped my watch! Won't do it again.)

[Snork]

Originally posted by Hydrant
Man the Knights of the Round are sssooo cool. So excuse me of my interest happens to be in something that you consider to be elitist. I happen to find the stories of Gawain and Kay to be very very cool.

sorry

Can't she be both?

[Omega_Paladin]

Hey, that is the same thing I do Snork except I do it just to get better grades. Who here has a "I put Ketchup on my Ketchup" shirt??? I have three!

[Killer_kev]

HUUUUUUUH XYX IS AN ELETIST. YOU HIPICRIT

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT Killer Kev (sure or you want to get your posts up):

Why would I want that? (lets see if I can surpass Azn_Guy)

[Killer_kev]

only 60 more till 200

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT Omega (200 posts):

Yes!!! Make this the largest thread of all time, appropriate for the greatest clan of all time.

[Snork]

Originally posted by Omega_Paladin
Hey, that is the same thing I do Snork except I do it just to get better grades.

Not interested in girls? Or just need the marks?

I'm interested in the girls too. But if it helps my marks, I'm willing to take what I can get. And still working on the rest of it too.

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT Too late, I already did:

So did I.

[Hydrant]

wwoo well Im a girl.. and Im smart... :]

1600 on SAT woooooo wooooo

[Killer_kev]

Originally posted by xyxaxyz2
IRT Omega (200 posts):

Yes!!! Make this the largest thread of all time, appropriate for the greatest clan of all time.

you wish. the only reason this thread got so big is becuase we lol at your clan

[Snork]

Originally posted by Killer_kev
only 60 more till 200

How many of them are mine? Anybody keeping track?
Or is it going to fast to keep up? :p

[Snork]

Originally posted by Hydrant
wwoo well Im a girl.. and Im smart... :]

1600 on SAT woooooo wooooo

That's impressive.
Just saw your pic too.

uh, wanna come study with me? :D

[Omega_Paladin]

Got a girlfriend. Don't think she would be happy with me messing around :) . Ow, just got smacked by her :D . I also need the marks.

[Killer_kev]

love is in the air :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Snork]

Originally posted by Killer_kev
you wish. the only reason this thread got so big is becuase we lol at your clan

Say what you want. We've gotten you to stick around for quite a while. :) Thus demonstrating our....well, we have something.

[Snork]

Originally posted by Killer_kev
love is in the air :eek: :eek: :eek:

Yeah, what a great start this could be. :)

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT Snork (They're just more concentrated at universities):

There are some places they are even more concentrated.

IRT thread pulled:

(listen)(i hope this is deep enough that no one reads it)(rules exist to serve the elite)(the elite don't like change, so they make rules(((((i don't really care about pulled threads)))))

[Omega_Paladin]

Oh yeah, love is in the air. We are at a mutal friend's house and she is on the PS2 behind me and I am using her laptop.

[Snork]

Originally posted by Omega_Paladin
Oh yeah, love is in the air. We are at a mutal friend's house and she is on the PS2 behind me and I am using her laptop.

Am I involved in any way?

[xyxaxyz2]

Just remember, Hydrant. Food doesn't just jump of the farms and into your mouth by itself. For every knight there are 100 slave workers supporting him (or her!).

[Snork]

Originally posted by xyxaxyz2
IRT Snork (They're just more concentrated at universities):

There are some places they are even more concentrated.

IRT thread pulled:

(listen)(i hope this is deep enough that no one reads it)(rules exist to serve the elite)(the elite don't like change, so they make rules(((((i don't really care about pulled threads)))))

Where?

It was just funny, and unexpected, that's all.

[Killer_kev]

go back to have holladeck fantisys about cat woman and agent 69 will you

[Hydrant]

Originally posted by xyxaxyz2
Just remember, Hydrant. Food doesn't just jump of the farms and into your mouth by itself. For every knight there are 100 slave workers supporting him (or her!).


mmmmm food

yeah gimme food

yummy

[Omega_Paladin]

Never knew hot chicks hung around universities....

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT HUUUUUUUH XYX IS AN ELETIST. YOU HIPICRIT.

I am neither an elitist nor a hypocrite.

(I hope i don't reach my email size limit from this topic)

[Killer_kev]

man i just won a game that took half an hour, and i didnt even use my knights :p they are so elite that they needed a holiday and got the slaves to mow down my oppents with arrows

[Omega_Paladin]

Doubt you are Snork. Ouchy. I just got slugged in the arm again for talking about chicks at universitys. :) , the dating scene these days. NO BODY QUOTE THAT.

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT the only reason this thread got so big is becuase we lol at your clan

No, it is so big entirely because of my actions. Nothing is coincidential, Killer_Kev. You don't lol at my clan for nothing.

[Killer_kev]

Originally posted by Omega_Paladin
Doubt you are Snork. Ouchy. I just got slugged in the arm again for talking about chicks at universitys. :) , the dating scene these days. NO BODY QUOTE THAT.

love hurts, no pain no gain ;p

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT How many of them are mine? Anybody keeping track?
Or is it going to fast to keep up? (snork)

About 84 are yours.

[Snork]

Originally posted by Omega_Paladin
Never knew hot chicks hung around universities....

They're everywhere. That's the reason many guys go to university.
It's great.

[Snork]

Originally posted by Omega_Paladin
Doubt you are Snork. Ouchy. I just got slugged in the arm again for talking about chicks at universitys. :) , the dating scene these days. NO BODY QUOTE THAT.

I seem to be causing a lot of trouble tonight.

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT
Where? (snork)

Not worth going in to.

[Snork]

Originally posted by Omega_Paladin
Doubt you are Snork. Ouchy. I just got slugged in the arm again for talking about chicks at universitys. :) , the dating scene these days. NO BODY QUOTE THAT.

I knew I was involved somehow. :p

Oh crap, is this the one I wasn't supposed to quote?? I already did once. :(

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT mmmmm food yeah gimme food yummy

Elitist.

[Snork]

Originally posted by xyxaxyz2
IRT
Where? (snork)

Not worth going in to.

Worth it to me. :D

[Hydrant]

xyx

how old are you?

where does all this elistist stuff some from?

[Omega_Paladin]

Last time I checked thread was at 165 posts and taht was like 10 posts ago.

[Killer_kev]

only 30 left, but things are slowing down

[xyxaxyz2]

I have no more posts to reply to. Start posting again, people.

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT Worth it to me

Yes.

[Killer_kev]

everyone hates jar-jar but snork

[Snork]

Originally posted by Killer_kev
only 30 left, but things are slowing down

Not really, I've been posting steadily. What's this thread about again?

[Snork]

Originally posted by Hydrant
xyx

how old are you?

where does all this elistist stuff some from?

How old are you?

I think it's just a gimmick, every good clan needs one.

[xyxaxyz2]

1. Age is hardly relevant. How old do you think I am?
2. I think clans should be ideologically united rather than arbitrarilly united. Its more fun to fight for stuff instead of just against people.
3.Elitism comes from a post on this forum about 1337 and 13 year old diablo players. Perhaps you can find it.

[Snork]

Originally posted by Snork
How old are you?


Never mind, we covered this 50 posts ago, sorry. :p

[Killer_kev]

the more (post) the merryer so nm

[Snork]

Originally posted by xyxaxyz2
1. Age is hardly relevant. How old do you think I am?
2. I think clans should be ideologically united rather than arbitrarilly united. Its more fun to fight for stuff instead of just against people.
3.Elitism comes from a post on this forum about 1337 and 13 year old diablo players. Perhaps you can find it.

Can we attack a different ism for 30 posts or so? We need to keep things fresh, right?

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT Not really, I've been posting steadily. What's this thread about again:

The greatest clan of all time, which doesn't yet have a name. Since I'm too lazy to check my email or go to a different topic, can someone tell me which you like better: Pirate's Rage or Pyro Pirates. Guess who came up with which for extra credit.

[Hydrant]

iono you seem to be like 13 to me

I mean wow.. so what if Im in a clan that happens to include the word "Knight" in it?

meh

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT Can we attack a different ism for 30 posts or so? We need to keep things fresh, right?:

You're the one studying at university. Give me an ism and I'll attack it.

[Snork]

Originally posted by Snork
Can we attack a different ism for 30 posts or so? We need to keep things fresh, right?

Besides, somehow against all odds, we have a GIRL in here posting to us. :)
Try to draw her to your side, at least for enterainment purposes.

Good lord, now I'm replying to myself......

[Killer_kev]

aw shit i just refreshed the game i was playing

[Snork]

Originally posted by Hydrant
iono you seem to be like 13 to me

I mean wow.. so what if Im in a clan that happens to include the word "Knight" in it?

meh

I'm 26. I'm just stupid.

I like you anyway. I like everybody.

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT Hydrant:

1. I'm older than that.
2. You also seem to have an obsession with knights and knighthood in general. Just my observances. And you only look at the positive side.

[Hydrant]

oh i was talking to xyx when i talked about age

[Killer_kev]

i really shouldnt play at 1:30 am, then mabey things like that woulnt happed

[xyxaxyz2]

I have 77 messages in my inbox. Afraid to look.

[Killer_kev]

5 more guys

[Omega_Paladin]

Elities sounds like a good name for your clan Xyx.

[Snork]

Originally posted by Hydrant
oh i was talking to xyx when i talked about age

Yeah, but I'm doing most of the posting, and nobody is talking to me. I'm resorting to talking to myself at times.

[Killer_kev]

hmmm i just made it so i dont get e-mails

[Hydrant]

Originally posted by xyxaxyz2
IRT Hydrant:

1. I'm older than that.
2. You also seem to have an obsession with knights and knighthood in general. Just my observances. And you only look at the positive side.


k Im sorry, I just find it... well odd that you are so against a clan simply because of a name.

Now then, I like the Knights of the Round because of what the stood for and the mythology behind it.

Hell I like the Harry Potter stories too. am I now elitist because I like that?

I may focus on the good, but you only focus on the bad

[Snork]

Originally posted by Omega_Paladin
Elities sounds like a good name for your clan Xyx.

The Bananna is back.

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT Elities sounds like a good name for your clan Xyx:

Another post not worth responding to.

[Killer_kev]

200!!!! zzzzzzz good night

[Snork]

Originally posted by Hydrant
k Im sorry, I just find it... well odd that you are so against a clan simply because of a name.

Now then, I like the Knights of the Round because of what the stood for and the mythology behind it.

Hell I like the Harry Potter stories too. am I now elitist because I like that?

I may focus on the good, but you only focus on the bad

Are you against me?

[Hydrant]

yay 200

Ima go sleep too. but its been fun
damn I shoulda studied for my Physics test.. oh well

[Killer_kev]

hey i like potter the rotter 2 :D

[Snork]

Everybody is ignoring me. :)

[Killer_kev]

what did someone post something

[xyxaxyz2]

I only focus on the bad because knighthood and elitism are evil.

I'm not againt KOTR because of the name. I'm against them because they claim to be an elitist clan. Knights are a symbol of elitism.

The knights of the round table stood for oppression, bigotry, and legalized murder.

Harry Potter stories are exceedingly elitist. "Muggles" sort of like- I forgot your term for the serfs earlier in the post.

There are an elite class hiding among us, controlling us, protecting us, that have special abilities and powers that we could never hope to attain? Elitism at its finest.

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT Snork- I'm not ignoring you. I want another ism to attack, but you still haven't given me one.

[Snork]

But isn't the best thing to extend relations, rather than start wars with rivals? :)
Entice them to your side, not condem them.

[xyxaxyz2]

Omega is trying to stop this topic from continuing its dominance! We must continue to post!

[Snork]

Originally posted by xyxaxyz2
Omega is trying to stop this topic from continuing its dominance! We must continue to post!

Who's that?

[xyxaxyz2]

Everyone but KOTR, we have good relationships with. I'm allied with Wurtil's clan and soon the Warlords. And Eldar[TN] I'm against too, but thats for a very different reason.

[Snork]

Originally posted by xyxaxyz2
IRT Snork- I'm not ignoring you. I want another ism to attack, but you still haven't given me one.

Sorry man, we ain't got nunna 'dat here.

[xyxaxyz2]

Omega Palidan.

[Snork]

Originally posted by xyxaxyz2
Everyone but KOTR, we have good relationships with. I'm allied with Wurtil's clan and soon the Warlords. And Eldar[TN] I'm against too, but thats for a very different reason.

Why? I have time.

[Snork]

Originally posted by xyxaxyz2
Omega Palidan.

How is he doing that?

[xyxaxyz2]

About Omega Palidan, see something wicked post in this forum.

[xyxaxyz2]

I can't tell you my reasons I'm against Eldar on this forum, because I told him when I played he wouldn't know for a few weeks.

[sorsha]

But anyways, xyx did you think up a name for your clan yet so I can relate the info?

And I know this is probably old, but yeah.. I agree that you can say anything you want about starting a clan, but the rest of the game doesn't really support it.

If you'd like to see a clan that has a complete website visit us :)

http://run.to/thewarlords

On a sidenote..
Does KOTR even have a complete website yet?

Please note that the roster isn't up to date!

Sorsha,
Webmistress of the Confederation

P.S. I'm not elite (l337?), but man soy sauce is good. Duck sauce is even better!

[Snork]

Originally posted by xyxaxyz2
I can't tell you my reasons I'm against Eldar on this forum, because I told him when I played he wouldn't know for a few weeks.

Why are you against the KOTR? Seriously.

He's trying to steal the posts.
Well, we did have our moment. And now we're the only ones here. :)

[xyxaxyz2]

Me and furious, founding members of the clan, have not yet decided upon a name. However, it will be one of two: Pyro Pirates or Pirate Rage.

[Snork]

Originally posted by sorsha


And I know this is probably old, but yeah.. I agree that you can say anything you want about starting a clan, but the rest of the game doesn't really support it.



I posted that earlier and some guy took credit for it. :)
And I'm sure I took the credit from somebody that had posted it somewhere else first. :p

[xyxaxyz2]

Eldar isn't a member of KOTR, and is not an elitist.

The reason I'm against KOTR is very simple: Its a lot more interesting to have clan wars than clan peace. Wars over ideology are the best types of wars.

[Omega_Paladin]

YES! IT IS I! OMEGA_PALADIN WHO IS PLOTTING YOUR DOWNFALL! LOOK BEHIND YOU THEN FEAR WHAT MAY APPEAR IN FRONT OF YOU! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (disappears in a puff of smoke)

[Snork]

Originally posted by Omega_Paladin
(disappears in a puff of smoke)

I warned him not to light his farts..... :D

[Snork]

Originally posted by xyxaxyz2
Eldar isn't a member of KOTR, and is not an elitist.

The reason I'm against KOTR is very simple: Its a lot more interesting to have clan wars than clan peace. Wars over ideology are the best types of wars.

Ah.
So you were trying to start a fight with that girl? :p

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT Omega_Palidan:

You were instrumental in getting this thread to achieve the power it has. You will never suceed in reversing the course you helped begin. This will be the longest thread in TAO forever. Or at least for a couple of days.

[xyxaxyz2]

No, I was trying to start a fight with an organization.

[Snork]

Where'd Sorsha go?

[xyxaxyz2]

I don't know.

[Snork]

She wasn't here for very long.
Are you allied with her clan?

[Hashish_Scout]

There's only one problem with this grand "anti-KOTR" thing, though. There really isn't much you can do to "anti-" us with except with forum posts. There aren't any clan wars or tournements, or a clan only server, or even a name change system. What do you do? Ah well, I suppose it's best to set up systems of alliances before you can do anything so you can crush us when things finally start moving for clans :p

[K-84]

Sorsha as in Warlord Confederation?

[Snork]

Originally posted by Hashish_Scout
There's only one problem with this grand "anti-KOTR" thing, though. There really isn't much you can do to "anti-" us with except with forum posts. There aren't any clan wars or tournements, or a clan only server, or even a name change system. What do you do? Ah well, I suppose it's best to set up systems of alliances before you can do anything so you can crush us when things finally start moving for clans :p

Yeah, but each clan has to do something. And in the absence of being able to have clan challenges during games and logos, clans might as well do this. Start forum rivalries, web sites, and such.

Besides, we're all hoping for the day when all these things happen. So why not just get a head start. :)

[Snork]

Originally posted by K-84
Sorsha as in Warlord Confederation?

Yes, that one.
Is she famous already? :)

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT She wasn't here for very long.
Are you allied with her clan?

She isn't the leader of her clan. However, I think we will ally as soon as we get a name. Which will occur today.

[xyxaxyz2]

IRT There really isn't much you can do to "anti-" us with except with forum posts.

Also in the game lobby. And I can fight against your members.

[Snork]

Originally posted by xyxaxyz2
IRT There really isn't much you can do to "anti-" us with except with forum posts.

Also in the game lobby. And I can fight against your members.

You could cause fights between members. :)
But not always fight them because we usually don't know who people are.
Hopefully, this will change and we'll get clan symbols in the game at least.

[Hydrant]

yes clan wars are more fun

but why us? because we have the name Knight?

thats just childish

id put you at .. hhmmm ok 14 years old

[xyxaxyz2]

No, because you are the strongest and the largest. And the most elitist.

And I'm still older.

[Snork]

Originally posted by Hydrant


but why us? because we have the name Knight?





Why not? Have to pick somebody.
And that's as good a reason as some of the wars fought in real life. So it justifies nicely. :)

[Eldar[TN]]

Originally posted by Snork
So mostly the benifits are to belong in a group, and to use it to pick up ladies?

It would be a lot better if you could have your clan symbol in the game, and people could recognize clan members on the arena boards, and in their names.

I know the religious part. I just finished taking Religious Studies 100 in university, wrote the final yesterday.

So, no outside web site, just this thread here? :)

TN has a standard clan avatar for that reason =0

[Snork]

Originally posted by Eldar[TN]
TN has a standard clan avatar for that reason =0

Can I see it?

[Eldar[TN]]

Its a white cleric with white robes.

[Wurtil]

Impressive indeed, the Dark Lord just shat himself while reading this inhuman amount of posting that has been occuring while the great Wurtil slumbered. The Dark Lord did not believe that this thread could reach so high a number in such short a time. Applause are necessary then for the masses of you who turned this strange topic into the most fitting representation of the Dark Lord's insane uncle who attempted the take over of Siberia only to discover that nothing really existed there. But the day is young for the Dark Lord, as there are many e-mails to be deleted now thanks to your miserable type. Wait, does this mean that the Dark Lord is like the e-mail serf to xyxaxyz2's posts. This, in turn, would make xyxaxyz2 a forum elitist, and therefore, this thread stands against everything that it was created to serve. Ironic, no?

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord serf,
Wurtil

[xyxaxyz2]

Email is anti-elitist, Wurtil. Knights, serfs, and Dark Lords alike get the same email message every time one of us posts in this topic.

[Snork]

Originally posted by xyxaxyz2
Email is anti-elitist, Wurtil. Knights, serfs, and Dark Lords alike get the same email message every time one of us posts in this topic.

LOL Well played. :)