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Greyness
12-03-2004, 11:44 PM
Today on As the World turns.....

Tao members continue to make Farewell Threads. As you can tell scroll lock's thread has been turned into a shit thread.

The word turtle for golds, is now dead. It is now replaced in want many call, tao hell, or rushing, and or bombing with the god forbidden new units.

And our upmost veterans of the game, have departured...leaving us to deal with the oncoming arrival of noobs and more dumb ass players

The great Achilles has left tao(for a while)....to teach young children how to behold physical skills to inflict upon others in there community. Thanks to this man, children of all ages will be wielding great swords, of great lengths, through our world we live in today. Cavour is being used as a stabbing dummy, and in hope will be coming back shortly......

The cheat continues to spam the forums of tao, with his filth and waste. Many of the members, are ready to concrete his feet, and let him to take a little swim.

What will happen on next weeks show.....Will the turtle be resurrected (doubtly) will our members make a surprising return (doubtly) will achilles throw away his much knowledge of karate and pursue his real dream of becoming a ballet princess (possibly) And finally will cheat get what he deserves, and live at the bottom of the ocean floor. Stay tuned for future episodes....

sooner4life
12-04-2004, 10:16 AM
out all of these people that are getting banned, the cheat should be amung them

on my gold i still turtle, i trust in the turtle and will never use anything else

and when the day comes that the last vet leaves, us normal people will have to rise up and be mature so the noobs will have someone to look up to

MtSlayer
12-04-2004, 01:56 PM
Will Morgan Warpath ever fight a One Man war? The world may never know.. Until next week!

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Greyness
12-04-2004, 06:20 PM
And for this one time only...When you purchase a Golem Ambusher you will also receive a poison wisp free of charge. This little bastard may look small, and innocent but underneath all that fur and dreamy eyes....There is a devil waiting to poison your opponents men. Watch your opponents team squeal in agony as this hovering squirrel annoys the hell out of them.

The Cheat
12-04-2004, 10:17 PM
I like the ocean. I like to swim. So throwing me in the ocean would be a GOOD thing.

Greyness
12-04-2004, 11:21 PM
Yeah, thats great. Does the southern tip of Africa sound good to you?

hellshord
12-07-2004, 11:33 AM
is that cold or hot :confused: (starts to think heavily) :( i dont know

MtSlayer
12-07-2004, 05:32 PM
Think sharks.

The Cheat
12-07-2004, 09:33 PM
Africa? Sweet! Let's go now! :D

Greyness
12-08-2004, 05:24 PM
Awesome, hey morgan got any ropes by chance???? Im sure i can scavage up a boat for us. All other tao members are welcomed. Just let me know how many so i can make the boat a specific size

The Cheat
12-08-2004, 06:00 PM
Please you could not take me Greyness. No one can.

Spit_101
12-08-2004, 06:03 PM
Please you could not take me Greyness. No one can.Good job finally figuring it out.

Greyness
12-08-2004, 06:05 PM
I'm sure. I will be surprised if you manage to kill a piece of my team... Get scared cheat, be very scared. Been working on my *lasso* for a special occasion. Fishing is one of my favorite hobbys :D

The Cheat
12-08-2004, 06:56 PM
Wow and people say my posts are stupid and werid. :rolleyes:

†Chaos†
12-08-2004, 07:22 PM
I think i'll take a stroll around here while my new topic is probably being looked at this very second.

*makes picket sign saying, "DOWN WITH CHEAT! DOWN WITH CHEAT!"*

The Cheat
12-09-2004, 09:49 PM
I think i'll take a stroll around here while my new topic is probably being looked at this very second.

*makes picket sign saying, "ALL HAIL THE CHEAT! ALL HAIL THE CHEAT!"*


Good luck with that! :)

Also i have just posted my 200th post in just over 4 weeks! Man i'm doing great!