The beginning chapter of the Legion of Doom

[Wurtil]

Consider yourselves lucky to be reading this, players of TAO, for today marks a new beginning in the oncoming slaughter. The Legion of Doom is forming, and so it is that all in its path shall fall victim to the hordes. We are not an elite clan, or however it is that you peasants may call it, nor do we seek the downfall of any other clan in particular, besides those that wish to stand between us and our domination of the entire world of TAO. Granted, that does cover just about every clan member around, but still, it is not against anything in particular. Join with me, the Dark Lord Wurtil, and all your desires shall be fulfilled. Chaos will rule supreme over the land, and entirety of your existence shall decay into nothingness.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

[Eldar[TN]]

I'm all for not joining =) Good Luck forming your clan Wurtil o0

[Serebii]

......um i will join i suppose...i just wanna learn Tactics and conquer.your post is to corney though

[Hashish_Scout]

Wurtil is very melodramatic. It's part of his charm. :)

[bigmikeybig]

I just wanna fart in his general direction!...

Merry Christmas wurtil....

[Rescorlian]

Wurtil, you will be domonating nothing as you will soon be a underlord of mine. Your pathetically named legion of Doom ripoff shall also be an army of mine as you are the leader and you shall kneel before me and hand over control. I also fart in your genral direction.

Happy new year!!

[bigmikeybig]

Sheesh.....

poor guy wants power yet he cant spell....

hmmmm I wonder how far this will go..

[Rescorlian]

You are an insolent and juvenile fool. Your responses are as sensible and intelligant as that of a smallchild. Go back to the play pen. or I will crush you!!

[bigmikeybig]

ohhhh my my......a little testy are we?

that temper will get you into big trouble one day young man

[Rescorlian]

And your words have already gotten you into bigger trouble than you can handle. I have read up on you KOTR, and I will dominate it. All who do not join me shall kneel before me and call me master.

[bigmikeybig]

Nice dream there buddy......now wake up and smell the coffee (or dog dung in your case)


ALL HEAR THIS::

NONE SHAL DEFEAT THE KIGHTS OF THE ROUND!! ANY WHO OPPOSE THEM WILL BE SWEPT UP IN THEIR FLOD OF VICTORY!




*note* new members are welcome

[Rescorlian]

Ha, kinght's of the round. They to were defeated as you shall be. They are unable to even think of an original name so they take that which has alrady been vastly over used. There was one differance between you and the real Knights of The Round. They were able to fight to match they're words.

[Hashish_Scout]

Now hear this: we are not the Knights of the Round Table. We are the Knights of the Round, and are deadly adversaries. We fly through the countryside like a spreading shadow, a terrible and mighty power, and all who oppose us are caught up and crushed beneath the hooves of war. Surrender now, Rascorlian, or prepare to die.

There, I can be melodramatic too. Take it easy Rascorlian.

Also, look at Wurtil. He's a friendly neighborhood dark lord, while you are just Rascorlian, the annoying person who wants to be a dark lord. Stop the melodrama unless you can actually be useful with your words.

[Rescorlian]

Actually I am the omnipotent warrior Rescorlian, however, I am done with my fun(making fun of Wurtil). I have gotten tired of that game as my real target was Wurtil. And seeing as how I have already beat him(lack of a real reply). I'm done. However the knights of the round are still a bunch of whimps :D

[Wurtil]

Lack of a reply? What is this strange craze, where if a Dark Lord suddenly misses a few hours of thread looking in a night, the entire world thinks they can push over darkness while the Dark One slumbers. First off Rescorlian, art thou even worth the Dark Lord Wurtil's time, for you seem to copy many techniques of other forum posters in your speech.

bigmikeybig I just wanna fart in his general direction!...

Rescorlian Wurtil, you will be domonating nothing as you will soon be a underlord of mine. Your pathetically named legion of Doom ripoff shall also be an army of mine as you are the leader and you shall kneel before me and hand over control. I also fart in your genral direction.

If KOTR is such a feeble clan that stands no chance against your complete will to dominate, then why exactly must you repeat what a member of their clan says? If this new dark lord (notice the apparent lack of capitalization, it is intentional) were so strong indeed, then why not forge his own language and pattern of speech rather than copy off a member of KOTR.

Furthermore, how is my Legion of Doom a copycat into itself, and, quite more entertainingly, why is it that even though my hordes of minions are simple copies, that you, oh Rescorlian, wish to control them. If your power was so absolute, then what need would you have for Wurtil's minions when your very own minions that would be much stronger (due to your continual small talk over being a more powerful dark lord [lack of capitalization again, as if your almightyness needs another hint], you would obviously have stronger minions) and you would then have no need of Wurtil's minions, title, or anything else pertaining to my Dark Lord self. I can safely say, Rescorlian, that you almost entice even the Dark Lord to join forces with KOTR to keep you quiet. *shudders* Wurtil can not believe he has just said this.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

[Rescorlian]

Well first off, two farts are better than one, and it was a funny quote. And any smart man, warrior or dark lord should recognise if somebody says or does something funnier or better learn from it. As I have learned from you. Which thus gives me greater powers as I learn from many people. As for your rip off name. Ever hear of the justice league and their rivals the legion of doom? if not look it up. As for controlling your minions it was simply to enrage you as I have so much power I'm able to do easily it seems. And inticing you to join a clan you disagree with shows me I have even more power in that I can control your actions so to the extent that you would do something you would never normally do. In total all I have to say is, I have dropped the melodramatic crap you hold so dearly, and could still crush you like a bug.

[Badredd]

hey...uhhhhh...wurtil, oh Master of the Darkness, may I join this clan? I would like to help you crush Rascorlian...or...however you spell that cause I don't feel like looking at the moment.
Please, o Master. *grovel's at wurtil's feet* please allow me to join you in your conquest!

[Rescorlian]

ahahahahaha, Wurtil I think you have a member. he truly fits the peon description. As for crushing me, ahahahahaha, your not even a worry. Anyone who begs obviously has no power and is therby not a worry.

ahahahahahahaha

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Snork]

Originally posted by Serebii
......um i will join i suppose...i just wanna learn Tactics and conquer.your post is to corney though

His post is fine.
He roll plays, and does a good job of it. Well.....yeah... :)

[Snork]

Wurtil, you could be the Friendly Dark Lord of Doom.
Then your clan could be the Minions of Doom.
Haven't you always wanted minions?

[Rescorlian]

I agree with the great mind that is the wise Snork. You shall learn to have imagination or the omnipotent Rescorlian shall crush you under the weight of his incredible power.

Only I will give wurtil this he's better at it, more practice.

[Wurtil]

I must admit Rescorlian, you have become most amusing since you ended your charade of being a faux-Dark Lord. To Snork, I will say that a Legion sounds far more intimidating that a Minion, but at the same expense, there are far more Minions to be found in TAO then there are Legions, so becoming the Minions of Doom would make for a very anti-elitist clan, always a plus. And to Badredd, which would you prefer to be a Minion or a Legionnaire? Perhaps a poll could decide the fate of the future clan of the Friendly Dark Lord Wurtil. After all, Wurtil does prefer to be democratic Lord.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

[Killer_kev]

democtaric and dark lord and go together

[Badredd]

Rascorlian, I was merely roleplaying to get the fun out of this foum.

Wurtil, I would like to be a minion minion if you don'yt mind.

And along what some people said on other threads, do you think we should have a cetain shared avatar/color???

PS:am I in the clan Wurtil o Dark Lord????

[Snork]

Hurry Wurtil, now that Rescorlian is part of a clan, you have a rival all ready and waiting for you. :)

[Badredd]

Is Rascorlian part of a clan he owns, or a peon of another clan as i am???

[bigmikeybig]

Rescorlian is a phony that wishes he had people to follow him. Hes just a giant bag of hot air.

I would have said the same about wurtil but he seems to have atleast one follower now.

[Killer_kev]

pls wurtil = hot air

[Killer_kev]

pls wurtil = hot air

[Snork]

Originally posted by Killer_kev
pls wurtil = hot air

Which makes him more than anything you'll ever amount to.

[Hashish_Scout]

Whee insult-fest.

[Snork]

Originally posted by Hashish_Scout
Whee insult-fest.

Is this the kind of garbage you're refering to that you wish would stop? :)

[Wurtil]

Then it is settled. Badredd has now joined the Minions of Doom, and so now all shall tremble at the power that one Dark Minion has over the rest of your pathetic lives. Fear the Wurtil's minions, such as Badredd, for they shall come in the night and take all that is dear to you, fearing no respite. The grinding of teeth and the gnashing of bones will be the triumphant sound of victory for the Minions of Doom. Turn and run, cowards, for your swift agony comes now.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

[Killer_kev]

what you picked that guy up. i didnt see tghat coming

[Choi]

Originally posted by Wurtil
...so now all shall tremble at the power that one Dark Minion has over the rest of your pathetic lives.

Oh, scary! lol

[Rescorlian]

Rascorlian, I was merely roleplaying to get the fun out of this foum.

I know as was I in the omnipotent format. I am a equal member of a clan. Actually I am the secretary of offence(no cracks on the secretary) :)


And Wurtil, I am glad to hear you are collecting power. As you and I can have a good rivalry were in the battles all else shall end up dead (oops :)) Good name to.

Oh and bigmikeylittledicky, go and blow some more for busfare, but for a change don't walk home. :D


I must admit Rescorlian, you have become most amusing since you ended your charade of being a faux-Dark Lord


Sniff, sniff, thank you, sniff, your to kind, sniff :)

[Wurtil]

Just because I have joined KOTR does not mean that I now lack the need for good minions. If anyone feels that they have the intestinal fortitude to be a Minion of Doom, simply PM Wurtil, for I will continue to guide and ensure the success of the Minions of Doom.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

[Rescorlian]

This post can alos be found in the KOTR clan thread:

Wurtil, I have only recently heard of your... action. You have proved that you are a fraud, or phony which ever you prefer. You have thus relinquished any and all powers I once respected. I say to you this, whith this it is proved that you are no longer anything close to a worthy advesary, your words are not to be trusted and niether are your actions. I quite enjoyed reading your posts before as they were most amusing and creative. However, joining the KOTR, I have no words in my vocabulary, there are no words in existance that can represent the dissapointment...


Former dark lord, you have laid down your honour and power, you have chosen to trade in that was you and, and I say rot in hell you treacherous, hounorless pussy!!


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[Wurtil]

Well Rescorlian, I would like to say I am sorry that I have offended you, but in fact, I am not sorry. You claim that I am a fraud, but in reality, what promises have I broken in my new alliance? You call me treacherous for joining with KOTR, but in fact I am a DARK Lord, and always have been. Is treachery not a key element in being part of a being so vile. I retain my power, for even though I am not part of something greater, I at the same time remain the true embodiment of chaos. I have lost honor in this jointment? On the contrary, I have GAINED honor, albiet perchance not in your eyes. KOTR represents honor, my foe, and as such becoming involved with them envelops one with that honor as well. Your jealousy runs thick in your post Rescorlian, I hope you are less presumptuous in your further conversations.

Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord,
Wurtil

[Rescorlian]

Your words mean nothing as you have proved them to be false and untrustworthy. You did lose honour as honour is measured by the ability to back ones words up with action.

The power you gained was negligable. As for jealousy, ha, jealous of what? A former dark lord that has no ability to go it on his own? Ha. And I will be presumptious as I want and say anything I want. Before I would have been carefuller of my words as I considered you an equal. You are now a lesser and deserve any ridicule I choose to give you.

As for threacherous, it is true I we have nor had any alligences, however you have betrayed any trust.

[Snork]

Wurtil, you're a fraud and a sell out.

Then again, as you said, you are a dark lord.
I guess that's what dark lords do.

[Dragcon]

Ahh Rescorlian, you are mistaken quite a bit. I believe that you twisted the meaning of honuor to your liking. As I see Wurtil is being correct. In fact Honour truly means that you respect the oppenets that are worth your time. It also means that you don't recklessly make statements or act without thinking upon them or at least have a purpose.

[davidsmith]

Hey rescolorian, you like talkin trash don't ya. It sounds like somone needs some attention. Your not the great allmighty, onminpotent, Dark Lord any more. Your just a wanna be! Oh wait, your probably 12 aren't you. In that case I understand.

Wurtil I'll join your clan. Hit me up on a PM.

[Rescorlian]

Davidsmith, I have listened to your opinions and respected them so far. However, I don not enjoy talking wshit no. However I will say what I feel is necessary when I feel it's necessary. And if I am proved wrong I will take the concequences. As for no longer being a dark lord I never was buddy. I never tried to be, I was role playing more of a god like character.

As for calling me a 12 yr old, well it takes a 12 yr old to bring out an insult like that. mY actions are far above those of a twelve year old as when I'm wrong I say so, judging by your posts you are new here. Do not speak to me in such a away in ignorance. This inly goes to show what a fool you truly are.

Aside from that I have read your few posts, agreed with some, I even backed up on the newb board and corrected myself. And finally my talking shit to Wurtil is none of your concern as I have been exchanging shit with him for a whil, you will not however if you look find anymore of these.



Have some respect ignorant jerk.

[davidsmith]

I was just playin around. I didn't mean anything by it. Yes, you did back me up in the newb board, and I appreciated it. I'm sorry if I offended you, but I was just messin.

[Rescorlian]

Oh, well, uh... if your messing around you need to give a hint like smiley faces or something. :) :D :P or something.

And sometimes I do jump to being offended, it was the 12 yr old crack I think.

[davidsmith]

Ok, maybe that crack was pushin it a little. I hope there are no hard feelings.

[Rescorlian]

oh it's cool