Torturing methods for The Cheat

[Greyness]

Ok, i know i am not the only one. The cheat is hated on all servers, and this thread is here to unleash your rage. Give your ideas on how to torture The Cheat. Then the next poster will give yours a rating.... Well get to posting..

10=insane, one of the best ideas of heard...definately needs to be done
9=excellent
8=great
7=good
6=ok, but needs more creativity
5=maybe
4=lack of thought
3=dumb idea
2=should definately not be done
1=horrible, this is the cheat we are talking about



Teach The Cheat how to swim on the southern tip of Africa.....

[kensai]

7

How about if we'll just all be very nice to him?

[The Cheat]

10, Kensai your alright. Let's party sometime.



Well Well Well, if it isn't my good "friend" Greyness. I wonder who would be the first person to make a thread like this. Guess you win the "No-Prize" So SUCK IT!

[ChingyDTP]

Shot him in the foot while hanging him upside down, it will get the blood flow through his brain which he despratly needs..........And then lock him in a prison cell with a fat hairy inmate. *I shouldn't go into what would happend since it's obvious*

[Grey Jumper]

I have no beef with him... What has he done to you?

[Duffman]

Ignore him.

[Greyness]

plz no flaming Send him to jail with very very slippery soap ( :

[ThatGuy]

How about we just dont torture the cheat? for the cheat doesnt ever get tortured. I being That Guy, will fight at his side forever!!!!!



BTW, all you guys suck. the cheat is coo'

[Spit_101]

Pinch Cheat in the ass, that might help : ).

BTW, all you guys suck. the cheat is coo' Naw, you suck.

[Cuathon]

im afraid that if you dont know what the cheat has done you either dont read the forums or are a pretty big dumass. i wish i had DFG's award so i could give it to you.

[The Cheat]

"Why can't we be friends?" :D

[Kyir]

becasue you say crap like "THUS THE CHEAT HAS SPOKEN"

i say we hang him upsidedown and pour soda down his nose while beating him witha wet n00dle

[GreenS@murai!]

u made a thread just on how to torture a guy u met on the internet...do u know this guy in person...if u dont theres no point in thinking of ideas to torture him cause u wont be able to do it to him anyways....

but yeah the Cheat you need to stop saying "Thus the cheat has spoken"....its annoying after a while...Exspecially if u bold it and make it like font size 100. just type it in normal font and i wouldnt have a problem with it

[ChingyDTP]

It would still be annoying.

[bludhoundz]

How about we just dont torture the cheat? for the cheat doesnt ever get tortured. I being That Guy, will fight at his side forever!!!!!



BTW, all you guys suck. the cheat is coo'
ThatGuy = The Cheat.

[†Chaos†]

Methods killing the cheater.............hmmmmmmmmmm..................

*takes out chain saw* Nope, too original *takes out grenade launcher* still too original *takes out a giant piece of wood with a nail attached on the top* Muuuuuuuuuuuuch better. *whacks The Cheater to death with the man-made weapon of weird destruction*

[The Cheat]

ThatGuy = The Cheat.


FOR THE LAST FREAKEN TIME! I HAVE ONLY ONE FORUM ACCOUNT! THATGUY IS MY FRIEND!

[Warcow]

FOR THE LAST FREAKEN TIME! I HAVE ONLY ONE FORUM ACCOUNT! THATGUY IS MY FRIEND!

You are ofcourse aware that the mods know the IP's of every account, and can therefore tell that you are lying? :rolleyes:

[ChingyDTP]

FOR THE LAST FREAKEN TIME! THATGUY IS MY OTHER NAME I USE IT TO GET ATTENTION BECAUSE I SUCK REALLY BAD!
(!!!!)

[The Cheat]

Enough with these fake quotes already.

[_Thunder_]

enough with you already.. heh

[The Cheat]

If I had other accounts I would tell you all and make even MORE posts if I had multiple accounts.

[T3 Terminater]

Who ever said that we should be friends with the cheat you should OPEN YOUR EYES.... He is very disrespectful on the forums much less on TAO itself! I mean what stupid idiot would be friends with someone who *Chews apple and spits in YOUR FACE* My gosh people, maybe hes spit in your eyes too many times because you MUST BE BLIND!

[The Cheat]

*Takes a bite of apple, chews, chews, Spits in the face of T-3* You are not cool. :mad:

[Shiny Flors]

Roast him over a fire with an apple in his mouth after tatooing thus the noob has spoken on his forehead

[zig]

*Takes a bite of apple, chews, chews, Spits in the face of T-3* You are not cool. :mad:
I don't get it.If you spit in the face of those that are not cool,then how do you spit at yourself?

[The Cheat]

ALSO FOR THE LAST FREAKEN TIME I DON'T SPIT IN MY OWN FACE FOR I AM COOL. I ONLY SPIT IN THE FACE OF THOSE WHO ARE NOT COOL. SO STOP ASKING ALREADY! :mad:

[Greyness]

FOR THE LAST FREAKEN TIME I ONLY SPIT IN MY OWN FACE FOR I AM NOT COOL. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT. AS WE SPEAK I AM HUGGING MY TEDDY BEAR AND SIGGING A LULLUBY. SO I HAVE NO FRIENDS AND WONT EVER. AT LEAST I HAVE A GAY NAME TO LOOK AT. SO STOP ASKING ALREADY! :mad:

Before the edit..... I think we all know how the cheat really feels

[Jonspen]

It's funny because he gets annoyed.

[The Cheat]

Whatever. My anger is now gone.

[mushroom_girl]

Who ever said that we should be friends with the cheat you should OPEN YOUR EYES.... He is very disrespectful on the forums much less on TAO itself! I mean what stupid idiot would be friends with someone who *Chews apple and spits in YOUR FACE* My gosh people, maybe hes spit in your eyes too many times because you MUST BE BLIND!

Yeah...that would be me....

But yeah you've got a point. Cheat, be a little more respectful and don't try to lie to the mods...it will get you no where.

[The Cheat]

I lied to a mod? When? :confused:

[mushroom_girl]

When u said u weren't ThatGuy. Come on, the mods know who everyone is so don't try and lie lol.

[The Cheat]

I have never been that guy. If I was that Guy, why would he only have 1 post?

[Jonspen]

Ok....

Cheat is annoying I know, but Jeez guy's, you shouldn't wish that on anyone.

He has his faults, but your taking this way to far...Lay off the death threats and bring on the harmless flaming.

[The Cheat]

Ya, flamming is one thing, but death threats is another.

[Jonspen]

Stop copying what I said n00b. :cool:

[The Cheat]

Please shut up and go away.

Thus The Cheat Has Spoken

[Jonspen]

Heck. He's still as retarded as ever.

I will allow you to make him more retarded with sections of pipe, but no killing him.

[The Cheat]

Thank you Jospen.....I guess.

[Jonspen]

You better be.

Now stop being a retard.

[The Cheat]

Sorry Jospen I can't nor will ever change my ways.

[Jonspen]

There is one thing I want you to change.

My name is Jonspen....Not Jospen.

[The Cheat]

Oh sorry my bad Jonspen. My spelling is not very good.

[Jonspen]

Nah, you just make lots of typos.

[The Cheat]

Ya that too.

[Jonspen]

Stop bumping this damn thread.

[The Cheat]

You keep bumping this thread. Also I did not make this thread.

[Jonspen]

It contains content about you.

So lets just stop posting from now on, and let this thread die. It served it's purpose.

[Terps rock]

how will the thread die

[Jonspen]

If nobody posts, it eventually goes onto the back page...Never to be seen again!

I'm only posting because I wanted to tell you not to post, that and I wanted to ask where you got Adobe from if that is what you used to make your sig.

[The Cheat]

Ok I will never post here again.

[Scorpionz]

Nor will I!

*necro*

[mushroom_girl]

Scorpz...you're a moron.

[-Dape-]

Scorpz...you're a moron.

Owned! Liz <3's Me :p

[Jonspen]

Owned! Liz <3's Me :p

Idiot.

[mantis33]

Owned! Liz <3's Me :p
Idiot.
Idiot.
Agreed. :p

Liz loves me more than anyone. Ask her! :wub:

[-Dape-]

Liz thinks your a punk and has small balls...:eek: :p

[Anarchy_United]

Liz thinks I'm tasty.

[gryph89]

lol...

[C.H.I.L.L.]

we could always delete his post count; i heard that is a technique that tortures a lot on the forums. i'm an idiot