Something Wicked this way comes...

[LondonJack]

They furgie is a fun unit :)

Maybe you should give him a try :p (or i will come hunting you with my 70ish druid or sorc :eek: )

[DD04]

hey, we hit 500.....yeay

[green97sierra]

first of all, furgon is just a happy pot farmer. one turn recovery, and can grow pot plants in the same pattern as the pyro's attack. movement of three, attack range of two. he is a decent unit though. had a relatively high hp so can take a few hits, and with his high reco. time, you can get a lot of pot growing for defensive patterns. ive used them successfully a few times to keep the cleric alive to heal up my units.

second of all, i would like to be a part of your clan. i am a gold on great lakes, under this same name. would someone be interested in giving me a tryout?

[kyrios24]

Great stuff green, we'd be happy to have you. Unfortunately, I'm the one clan member who really can't give you a "tryout," being on armageddon and all... (C'mon somebody, back me up here and post!)

So anyway, I guess london or someone equivalent will talk to you and set up a time, or just play you if you're on at the same time. Good luck and I hope to see you with us!;)

Edit: Good, I was just going with the flow until somebody set the clan ideals straight, since I wasn't completely on top of things... So right. Like I said earlier, personality is everything! Yeah! Go personality!

[LondonJack]

We don't really do tryouts as much green, just as long as someone asked to be in Something Wicked, no one objects and they don't cause problems, then its all good.

It's all about the personality here, skill just seems to follow interesting people :)

[green97sierra]

hm, interesting = skill? then i must either be an incredibly dull person, or a classic example of rules being broken. ha. but yeah, id like to become a member. also, does anyone know whats going on with the g/l server?

[Omega_Paladin]

Anyone know how to fix the fact that the freaking game won't load?!?!?!?!? THIS IS PISSING ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S BEEN FOUR DAYS SINCE I PLAYED!!!! 4 DAYS! IN 4 DAYS ATTILA THE HUN COULD ATTACK, TAKE OVER, AND PILLAGE A CITY! GOVERNMENTS HAVE FALLEN IN FOUR DAYS! EVERY SINGLE DAY I MAKE SEVERAL COMPLAINTS ABOUT MY PROBLEM AND ASK NICELY FOR A SOLUTION! BUT HAVE ANY ADMINS GOTTEN OFF THEIR ASSES AND TRIED HELPING ME? OR ANYONE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!? !??!?!? NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! EITHER FIX YOUR FREAKING GAME OR JUST LOG ON ONE MORE TIME AND JUST COME AND SAY "YEAH, WE DECIDED ON NOT CARING WHAT STATE OUR SERVERS OUR IN. HAVE FUN TRYING TO PLAY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHA!"

[LondonJack]

Game called on account of decrepit server :(

Hey Vilhelm, finally got my lazy ass over to your boards, tried posting and it crashed my explorer, new security feature? :p

[DD04]

stupid server, this thing really pisses me off....on another note watch our for rolyat04 or something number like that...i was playing him today and i say oh my god after his pyro and dmw blocked 4 consecutive shots each....(an unbelieveable feat in itself), anyways, he freaked out b/c i said god and lectured me on being a christian..,...i was like dude, chill out bible banger.....probably shouldn't have said that, but i like getting a rise out of people....haha....so, don't play him unless you want to be reborn

[Omega_Paladin]

GOD! I WILL TAKE ANY AMOUNT OF SPAMMERS, NOOB HUNTERS, AND THE BASIC SCUM OF THE EARTH IF I CAN JUST PLAY! My friend's comp works now, but his dad doesn't let us use the computer like ever so. And where the hell have the freaking admins been?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!

[LondonJack]

Welcome our newest members :D

green97sierra and Emmitt

(word of warning, no matter what Omega says, do not follow him into the wood shed)

Omega, have you tried to PM Divine with a calm (:p) and complete description of the problem? Maybe he knows of some workaround, or its some compatability problem with some of your hardware or software that this latest patch introduced my accident.

[green97sierra]

*takes his bow* thank you for the welcome into the clan. omega, i know that your pretty pissed. i was too. but, come on dude, your starting to get kinda annoying. obviously the people who can help you are not really looking at the forums for people in distress. i suggest you try another avenue. not saying that this wont be affective. lord knows you got my attention, and the attention of countless others. but this is not the kind of attention that you want/need. unless your just an attention whore. than you did your job quite well.

[Omega_Paladin]

well, green as the newest bitc-I mean member of Something wicked, you can start go buy three dozen crispy kremes and fax them to the Gripper, though I here that Jack is trying to watch his weight and is only eating double coated chocolate filled extra large donuts during breakfast, brunch and mid-morning snack time :D

Vinny will be over soon to give you your Something Wicked Tote bag and matching umbrella, although when he gets there he may forget why he is there, you may have to refresh his memory with a bottle of scotch and several lines of coke (and he likes it hard so don't cut it down too much)

and as for being an attention whore, I didn't get to be the official TAO jacknut by being quiet and/or fully clothed and I must warn you that if you accuse me of doing something rational again we may have to revoke your Something Wicked gift cards and decorative toliet seat covers, I once aired a question as to Jack the Grippers clavical/buttock arrangement and he flogged me for an hour which was pleasant for no one and now he merely deals punishment with a rolled newspaper

[green97sierra]

i one one of those toilette seat cover things. but only if i get a matching ass cusion for going to football games and my commemerative pair of socks. oh, and dont forget the cheap plastic cups that melt in the dishwasher and those little umbrella things for daquoris.

[Sir Vilhelm]

Since next to nobody signed up for the forum board I set up... and since I really know very little about it... I've taken it down until I can figure out how to do a better job.

[LondonJack]

Well in the mean time, sign up for this GL vrs Army Grey tournament Vilhelm, we need the GL tournie champ there :)

[Omega_Paladin]

I am have finally come to the conclusion, there is no solution to my problem. I am now just a willing donater of 5 US a month to TAO. See you guys in the forums! YEHA!!!!!!!!!!! Think I should PM him Gripper? After bashing him and the other mods constanly in my irrational anger I am afraid of the backlash from contacting him....

[green97sierra]

omega, you should contact him, but speak quietly. however you do have a 'big stick' of actually paying, so he might not be too cranky at you. just say what is the truth. you are frustrated at paying to play, and am unable to. in my line of work/life, the truth always keeps things in good order.

[Omega_Paladin]

Yeah, I am down to no other solutions, other then resseruct Einstein again. He might have a better anwser this time round...

[green97sierra]

ya know, i dont think even he could help you. einstein is the most briliant physicist in existance, well along with mr adams and so on and so-fourth, however i dont think he was all that inclined to computers....

[Omega_Paladin]

After introducing him to the internet and computers he quickly proclaimed that my problem was: "Just another case of irreverseible mathematics, this commomly occurs in sofas." After that he went back into cyrosleep. Sent the message to Divine...only time can tell what his reply to me will be.

[green97sierra]

sofas eh? how about lazy boys?

[Omega_Paladin]

If it's a Lazy Boy sofa then yes.

[green97sierra]

and exactly when do i get my commemerative something wicked thimble?

[Omega_Paladin]

All in good time, all in good time. Did Vinny ever appear with your tote bag and umbrella? We have to get cutom measurements and then it's a 2 day waiting list even to get on the phone with the guys who supply our thimbles.

[green97sierra]

ok, ok, i can wait for the thimble. and he never got here with my umbrella and its raining in phoenix right now :mad: BAD VINNY!! however, i can wait for them, but i cannot wait for my dixie cups! i have nothing to swish my mouth with when i brush my teeth... whatever will i do?

[Omega_Paladin]

Ummmmmm....dance in a circle while screaming "THIS IS THE DIXIE-CUP SUMMONING DANCE!". Maybe some poor god once it's done laughing at you will summon up some Something Wicked dixie-cups. Great stuff, you know.

[green97sierra]

maybe zeuse even? or would he be too busy getting head from aphroditie?

[Omega_Paladin]

Yeah, Zeus would be too busy with Aphrodite. Try Hepteueus (did I spell that right?). He is always making stuff, maybe he can make you a set of ultra strong DIxie-Cups.

[DD04]

sorry....a little out of the loop here, but was has happened with omega,....i was trying to catch up, but didn't want to go back and read everything....i assume that he has a similar problem as me. being disconnected almost everytime i get about 1050....i can't seem to eclispe that number....wtf

[Omega_Paladin]

My problem is this: You know the loading screen? The big black one that says TAO is loading...and there is the little bar that changes colors as it gets farther along? My problem is that that little bar won't move past 1/3 loaded.

[DD04]

can't be as frustrating as my connection refused as i am seeing currently

[Omega_Paladin]

I would say this is just as frustrating if not more. But I do not know, I haven't experienced your problem.

[DD04]

thread needed a bump

[DD04]

you guys need to get playing, we are losing our status on the ranking page...slowly being overtaken by buishdo garden or whatever that is and many other small clans

[Sir Vilhelm]

Originally posted by green97sierra
ok, ok, i can wait for the thimble. and he never got here with my umbrella and its raining in phoenix right now :mad: BAD VINNY!! however, i can wait for them, but i cannot wait for my dixie cups! i have nothing to swish my mouth with when i brush my teeth... whatever will i do?

All I can say is:

Great... now we have two loonies...

Omega and Greeny... what a team.

And Greeny, I did to give you your umbrella! Pay attention, or I'll beat you over the head with it! And your thimble is in the mail...

[green97sierra]

im still waitin on my dixie cups! and dont compare me to that banana boy. nothing is quite that nutz...

[kyrios24]

London is representing us in the GL vs army tourney! Way to go london! You show those insubordinate armageddoners who's boss! Err...um...well...

[Omega_Paladin]

We are so few and they are so many. And we have lives! I prefer the clan this way though. We aren't serious gamers I don't think. Don't worry though DD04. I am have been trying to play alot. I will keep my status on the record boards! And why do our ratings matter? This could actually help us...(smiles evily) We are all very good, but our ratings our low due to our lack of play time. This means people will suspect us to be noobs with our low ratings and wantonly attack us without fear...mwahahahahahahha...they shall be destroyed.........

[Omega_Paladin]

(Is seen beating head on various walls) NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had nearly 1200 then I was cast back to 1080 by disconnects...I feel your pain DD04.........sorry for the double post but the thread needed a bump anyways.

[LondonJack]

Bah ranked in the top 10, i need to have my ranking reset :p

[kyrios24]

YEAH LONDON!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well done, all. I'm glad to see that the rankings are finally shifting to favor skill rather than playing time.

On another (again happy) note, the gold server is going to be up in maximum a week, and possibly as early as Wednesday... so be prepared, friends. Also coming up is the mother of all tournaments, to be held on the gold server. We will be united!

[Omega_Paladin]

How come some people are obesseb wuth trying to cleric burn you?

[green97sierra]

ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!!!!!!!! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY AND A BASEBALL BAT!!!! *does the banana dance*

[Omega_Paladin]

I like penut butter and baseball bat sandwiches...yummmm.....salivating.........

[DD04]

ummm...so everyone knows, supposedly we are war with slayers guild.....don't know how that happened....me and omega were just hanging out and than this thingee started (*winks at omega*)

[Omega_Paladin]

Yeah, I just eating my peanut butter and baseball bat sandwich when Next Victim started trying to touch me, and not in the nice way Gripper does ;).

[green97sierra]

haha, next victim got crazy? i kicked his ass earlier today, but i was sporty about it. and he seemed ok with having his ass on a silver platter.... detals double D, what happened?

[Omega_Paladin]

YET ANOTHER WARNING: Me and Green made Aro go a little crazy so....

[green97sierra]

what about jonathan? haha. he's a fat face! eating his cinnabuns!

[Omega_Paladin]

Lol, that was great. He had been made fun of the entire time because he was just whining and whining over the fact he kept getting beat and he kept challenging really good people for "practice".

[green97sierra]

hey banana man, should we tell the others about the gang bang or the dueling scouts?

[Sir Vilhelm]

Just FYI guys... I have declared myself arch-rival to the Pyro Pyrates...

;) this is gonna be fun!

[Omega_Paladin]

Don't ask about the gang-bang lol, that was just really sick and wrong, but really funny. The dueling Scouts was fun, next time, lets do dueling dropped units! (You know, your extra DMWs, clerics, Barrier Wards, that kind of stuff.

[DD04]

i got your back SV...screw the pyro fags

[DD04]

needed a bump

[Omega_Paladin]

Hey, I just noticed I have nearly 850 posts. Wow...I post way too much :D .

[LondonJack]

*bans Omega*

There problem solved :D

[Omega_Paladin]

(Ban order has heart attack and dies) Wow, lucky break for me eh? :D

[LondonJack]

CLEAR!!!!

*defibrillates the ban*

Still no pulse, CLEAR!!!

*shocks the ban again*

We've got a weak pulse, the ban's going to make it.

And the day was saved, err... and the boards were saved (from Omega) :p

Edit: I r a bahb sepllor

[Omega_Paladin]

(Ban dies in middle of knight because of careless nurse) I am just getting all the luck...

[LondonJack]

*Voodoo Priestess brings ban back from the dead*

FEAR THE IMMORTAL ZOMBIE BAN!!!

*Ban slowly stumbles around mumbling "bananas, bananas..."*

[green97sierra]

HAHA! omega knows what im talking about here. for those of you who dont, beware of stupid people in the servers. i was battling a grey that was at about 905, and i was at 998. he spent the entire match passing his turn and trying to convince me that if we did a draw, we wouldnt have any stat changes. well, it so happens that i asked those who knew much about this game (see omega *banana man*, and double D) and they said, yeah, stats DO change in a draw. so.... point of the matter is. stupidity is, well, uh... stupid. SO THERE!:D

[green97sierra]

he underestimated the power of the DRAGON TURTLE! haha. thats what you get for messin with my dancing furgon!

[Vash]

wow i dont post in a week and i come back to several clan rivalries, new members, and crazy banana mumbling zombie bans....WTF!!!!!
and i agree with whoever said outr clan was a little more carefree about the game...personally im pretty bored by it(reason i havemnt played in so long)
so i was thinking of cancelling my mebership and getting final fantasy 11(greatest game to date)
id still post though, just not play

[Omega_Paladin]

Oh yeah, that one dude. We told him to go to rating boards and he came back and said "Ha! They didn't change!". Our reply: "Type in some random stats." Him: "oh..." That was great.

[LondonJack]

I fully understand where your coming from Vash, all games have a shelf life, and unless you're just ridiculously addicted to strategy games then this one's shelf life isn't too long :)

Oh course your still welcome in Something Wicked regardless of play status :)

[Omega_Paladin]

I am so hopelessy addicted to stratergy games they suck any and all free time away from me, and I like it :).

[LondonJack]

I've honestly never been a huge fan of strategy games until TAO, now i keep playing the damn Warcraft 3 demo :( might even buy the game :(

[kyrios24]

I'm with you Omega, strategy games are the only way to go. Definitely.

[LondonJack]

You guys are disturbed, disreputable, didactic dogs if you don't think that RPG's > RTS's :D

[Omega_Paladin]

I think more along the lines of: RPG=RTS

[LondonJack]

Anyone want to take my place in this tournament next friday?

The basic grey account GL vrs army on Banff tournie? (I'm looking at your Vilhelm, time to defend your tournie king title :p)

My uncle just announced he would be arriving friday to party for Mardi Gras :D

[Omega_Paladin]

Will your uncle get incredibly drunk log on to TAO as you ans start making fun of everyone?

[green97sierra]

any uncle that truly loved you would do that. believe me. i know. its happened to me. drunken uncles *points to self* are AWESOME at high school parties. yeah yeah, im only nineteen myself, HOWEVER, yeah, the nieces/nephews really appreciate you getting piss drunk and puking on their b/f or g/f, depending on sex/sexual preferance of said niece/nephew.

[Omega_Paladin]

Yeah, Green is right as usual lol.

[DD04]

oops....didn't mean to do that...oh well

[Omega_Paladin]

What? Lol.

[Vash]

how do i cancedl my subscription?
and yea RPGs>STG
although this has been fun, and ill probly make some grey accounts every once in a while to take a break from FF11
o and welcome green, havent even spoken to u yet, its too bad i wont really get to no u, or u no me which is probly better( rambling incoherently while FF11 updates, damn it takes litterally an hour and 1/2)

[green97sierra]

nice to meet you too vash. hello and good by and all that stuff. and all you guys can thank omega_paladin for my sanity being completely erased.

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[Omega_Paladin]

YES! THE EXPERIMENT IS COMPLETE! I HAVE PROVEN I CAN DRIVE PEOPLE INSANE WITH THAT SONG!

[green97sierra]

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MUSHROOM!!! MUSHROOM!!!!

[Omega_Paladin]

OH GOD HE"S OUT OF CONTROL! Badgers are humping like crazy and taking over TAO WE"RE DOOMED!!!!!!

[LondonJack]

Everyone Welcome our newest member, Noodels :)

[Omega_Paladin]

He's sure got the name so he'll do fine, *hands noodles a SW tote bag full of valueable things* just don't use the SW brand soap...so test animals...uh...died sooooo you might want to hold off on that one...unless you know someone with a birthday coming up or something...

[green97sierra]

IM STILL WAITING ON MY THIMBLE!!!! and vincint, that umbrella was CRAP! broke the first time i whacked my friend over the head with it.:mad:

[Omega_Paladin]

Still haven't got the thimble and umbrella broke with the first smack huh? Mailman musta gotten alittle too rough with the packages and harmed the umbrella. He is probably stealin the thimbles again too...I will take care o' this...(pulls out brass knuckles and a baseball bat)

[green97sierra]

dont forget the peanut butter and jelly!

[Omega_Paladin]

This bat will knock you out AND stain your clothes!

[green97sierra]

i have a guy who is AWESOME. a good friend of mine i went to h/s with. he is on g/l as scribbles, and he's a grey. i was wondering if the clan objected to him joining something wicked. i realize that its a 'gold only' clan, but thats not set in stone, seeing as i havent heard from drunken dragon since ive been here... all i have to say is that if it wasnt for scribbles, i wouldnt have my dancing badger... that in itself is grounds for addmission.

[Omega_Paladin]

Yeah, he made the badger. Give him some credit.

[LondonJack]

Ok since no one seems to object to this idea, we can give the guy a chance, but lets be clear this isn't an exception, this is the exception to the gold only rule ;)

[Omega_Paladin]

Oooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkk............what's the difference :D? And you really can't stop me now London! I am the ultimate post whore! Over 1500 posts and no one else has reached 1400 yet!

[kyrios24]

Omega! Omega! There's a guy named -God- with your dancing banana avatar! (just look at all those a's...) You should go show him who's boss.

Err...hi everyone. You might not remember me, since I haven't posted on here for a couple weeks. I'm kyrios. Nice to meetcha.;)

Where is that gold server?

[green97sierra]

you must a not been here in a while... weve been all over -god-, and he has felt the wrath of both the TRUE banana man, and the super dancing badger power

[Omega_Paladin]

That is correct. We have already smashed God KY and have exiled the one who tryed to tap into the evil side of the banana. (If you saw it, you know what I am talking about, if you haven't, your fragile little mind is better off.)

[Omega_Paladin]

Sorry for the double post, but the thread needed a bump, and I have something we need to vote on. Who do you think should be our leader on the new Gold server? I nominate myself or Gripper since we both such great guys and I feel like petting my ego :D.

[kyrios24]

Way to bump, omega. Looks like we don't need to vote though, because there will obviously never be a gold server. However... I nominate me! Just because. Nah. Omega, I think. London has GL and our nonexistent chapter on the nonexistent server. Where is skad, anyway?

Or... Vilhelm or DD. (thats dd04, not drunken.) Omega, can you even get online?

[green97sierra]

hey, i was battling aro just the other day, and he said that the gold server IS going to be a reality. well, he kinda hinted towards it. he had two dragons and like fifty pyros and a dsm, and i was like, what else do you have? he said that he also had ten knights, three frosties, so on and so fourth. anywho, he said that i would like the new units on teh gold server. so thats how i know its going to happen.

[DD04]

i'm still here kyrios, sorry don't have much time to play....with school, work, and coaching, and the girlfriend my time is limited...and i think also the fact that i'm getting burned out on this game...hope to see you dudes and catch up

[Omega_Paladin]

Well, I think gripper should be the lord and master of all things paperworkish like leadership...if for no other reason then no one would take me seriously :D


DD, thanks for trying to be here, we need to laugh :D


PRIVATE GREEN! WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU SOLDIER! YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM! WHERE THE HELL IS THE SOMETHING WICKED IN YOUR SIG!!! GET BACK IN LINE OR I'M GOING TO SHINE MY BOOT ON YOUR ASS!

Gripper, thank you for being our patsy in so many things and for your utter ownage of flame warfare :D

Kyrios: I am here often and I AM POSTIN! mostly anyway :D 2000 BY MIDNIGHT TO NIGHT! 1920 with 5 hours to go! WOO HOO!


now back to the trenches...:D

[skadfather]

*Pulls out the Antique Seltzer bottle and sprays everyone* Hiya all!!! I am just stopping in to say hi,... and spray you guys with seltzer =) I have recently started working a 50 hour a week job on top of going to school 6 hours a day Monday-Friday AND trying to bea good father, so time is a little limited for me. But I thought I would let you know that I am still alive and am keeping my gold status. BTW, Omega and I found out that a Stone golem at 90 AC (done with mine and his Stonie) only takes 2 damage from a scout lol.
Well I need to find my pillow, so good night and good fortune to you all.
*Sprays the Seltzer and runs back to his Hidey hole*

[Omega_Paladin]

Hey...I don't mean to take the spotlight away from our returned wayward brother but who is still around...I've got:

DD04
Green97Sierra
LondonJack
Sir Vilhelm
Kyrios
Skadfather
Omega_post_whoramundo_Paladin




...anyone I miss...if so...I'm sorry....

[LondonJack]

I don't think Londonjack still posts, at least i haven't seen him post in quite a while :(

[green97sierra]

Originally posted by LondonJack
I don't think Londonjack still posts, at least i haven't seen him post in quite a while :(
who's that joker londonjack think he is? isnt he supposed to be the gipper? REVOLT PEOPLE!!! REVOLT!!!

[Omega_Paladin]

*Revolts and takes over TAO forums*
Now here is the new food chain:

Dancing Banana & Dancing Badger
Something Wicked Clan Members







Everyone else

Remember, the Banana and Badger say it should be this way so it's for our own good :D.

[green97sierra]

its a good thing badgers are carnivores too, cuz that banana is lookin mighty tasty.... *licks lips*

[Omega_Paladin]

*Banana prepares to shoot acid potassium into Badger's eyes*

[green97sierra]

..... im lost... inst potassium an ion? therefore cannot be an acid? or something like that?

**EDIT** i fount my mistake, potassium is a SALT and therefore cannot be an acid. like sodium, Na, potassium, K, IS an ion, but being ionic in of itself is not expulsion from the acid kingdom.

[Omega_Paladin]

I know potassium isn't a acid. I just tossed out the first thing that came to mind when I thought of bananas and added acid to it :D.

[green97sierra]

haha. you could have just said something weird like you normally do. something to the effect of *prepares to shoot banana fireballs from his upturned arse* would have fit perfectly.

[Omega_Paladin]

Ah ha! I have tricked you and by saying something perfectly normal I have lured you onto the excate spot where I put the hidden trap door! *Banana presses a BIG RED SHINY button* *Door opens under me and I fall in* OHHHHHHHH CRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPppppppppppppppppppp........ ......*Banana begins to dance again*

[skadfather]

*Begins to giggle as he thinks of all the SourCream he filled that hole with.*

[kyrios24]

eh, guess I was being unclear in my post. I meant DD or vilhelm could also be possibilities. And by "get on," I was talking about the game, not the forums. It's pretty clear that you can get on the forums omega...hehehehehe...

Sorry I haven't been around for the last few days, we had a class trip over the weekend. Went to williamsburg. Perhaps the worst 3 days of my life, only that I spent the same amount of time playing poker on the bus as touring. That's about 15 hours apiece. Pretty sad, huh? So, I'm at school now. Flashplayer is firewalled, so I can't check if the gold server is up. No point in telling me though, I can find out when I get home anyway. And. If it's not up, I shall first kill the admins and then wait for it to go up. Err...hang on a sec...

[Omega_Paladin]

The server wide sweepe that is happening is the prelude to the gold server people! REJOYACE! *I know this because DivineRight said so during his vist to Great Lakes a few days ago* Yes KY, I CAN GET ON! I am amazing, no? Actually Seed is amazing because he is the only one to think of getting rid of my temperory files but that isn't relevent. And yes, I would recommand not killing the admins until AFTER the Gold Server is up, do you know if they are releasing new units along with the gold server anyone? Cause that would be FRICKIN SWEET!!!!!! I NEED NEW UNITS! My formations are getting old and can't keep up with new and current strats......

[Sir Vilhelm]

Just as a side note:

You are all on crack. :p

But I still love you guys!

[Omega_Paladin]

Actually it's glue and paint chips Vinny :D.

[LondonJack]

I'm not on crack :mad:

On a completely unrelated subject, you wouldn't happen to have any would you??????//??/?:confused:

[Omega_Paladin]

*Passes small baggy of strange, white powder to London* Of course not! What self respecting Something Wicked member would be doing drugs! (Yeah, that's the good stuff man! Have fun ;) )

[green97sierra]

an un-altered p.m. i recieved from royalfire a.k.a. silvermechanic....
_______________________________
message title---> nutzo
plz pass this on to your clan

You are the biggest bunch of nutcases ever assembled!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





end of passed on part

Badgers are superior to bananas

no offense to OMega

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[Omega_Paladin]

The Banana rules all. The asssassin droids are bumbling around the country side causing great hilarity everywhere they go in their suicidal mission.

[MasterGolem]

Hmm ill sell 1 gram for a viper :D . Havent been in this post for a while nice to be back to TAO after a month break.

[LondonJack]

Hey guys, my playtime has been dropping a good bit recently, anyone want to take over recruiting for a while?

I'll still be around, just want someone that plays more to handle the administrative stuff :p

[Vash]

hey hows the clan doing, i see TAO hasnt only not released any new units, but have bashed one of the ones thewy did make
great to talk to u all again, taking a short break from FF11, just wondering how the clan is doing


PS any new members since i left to SW?

[Omega_Paladin]

No new peoples Vash, but with the lack of new stuff around here, SW members are quickly becoming just part-time forumers instead of gamers on TAO. I am becoming sucked into Champions of Norrath like it is some kind of Black Hole, Logic is lost forever until he finds his way back to us in Diablo 2 I think. You have been assimlated into FF11 and only God knows what London and Green do with their spare time :D.

[green97sierra]

one simple website.... here ya go! :-) (http://89.com)

[Omega_Paladin]

You are a sad, sick, twisted little man Green. Thanks for the site ;)!!!

[green97sierra]

i do simply what i can... *bow's politely*

[Omega_Paladin]

*Kicks Green in the head while he is bowing* :D. Just had to man....just had to..............

[Omega_Paladin]

BUMP! The thread was getting near the bottom. WHO ELSE WANTS A NEW UNIT TO COME OUT ALONG WITH THE GOLD SERVER!?!?!?

[Snarr]

Guys! Sorry to invade but where is LondonJack? No one took a shot at me for ages now!

[Sir Vilhelm]

Originally posted by Snarr
Guys! Sorry to invade but where is LondonJack? No one took a shot at me for ages now!

Snarr, I think I speak for everyone here when I say you are always welcome in our house.

On a side note: I would like to take this opportunity to alert my fellow clansmen that I am taking a vacation! Woohoo Spring Break in Daytona Beach! So I will not be online until like the 22nd of March.


Just so you guys know i didn't quit. Keep the new gold server fun unti lI get back, as I wont be able to try it out until then!

[LondonJack]

A friend got me hooked on the evil that is Warcraft 3, I had manage to avoid blizzard games altogether until about a year ago, but now :( :(

Anyway :rolleyes: I'm still around, just not as active as i once was, maybe I'll start showing up more, if seed takes an interest in producing content again ;)

Edit: Almost forgot, wow they made you a Mod, I guess Smubhert said No.:p

[Snarr]

-=LOL=- you Bastard!

What a rookie mistake Blizzard games are dangerously addicting you got at least 6-10 months of playing the same game over and over and over again until you get sick of it....

*thinks about TAO*
Ummm on second thought have fun with WC3 :D

[LondonJack]

Hey guys, got Something Wicked started on revelations :D

I should be around tonight a good bit, so catch up with me then for an invite.

[Omega_Paladin]

Yay! I came on here to ask that excate question....creepy :D.

[LondonJack]

Hey guys don't be surprised if you see a few new names on Rev, some people have been asking to join until there clan shows up, and me being the nice guy that i often pretend to be, I let um join :)

Two such examples:

wbwgr
ocorious

Both of DHL, and if their clan doesn't show up on Rev they said they'd hang out with us ;)

Edit: oh yeah and cavour is clan whoring and keeps making appearences in Something Wicked, but i tricked him this time and put a bear trap in the bathroom, he might be with us a little while.

[Omega_Paladin]

*Looks warily at bathroom door* I think I will just use the bushes......good job on being the nice guy London :D. Keep it up and moronic animals may flock to you and we will have enough food to supply ourselves for years.

[green97sierra]

MY NEW BANNER!!! reply! dkr made it!

[Logic]

Hey all, I have been playing D2 for the past couple months (i am pretty damn high lvl now ;p), but it has been getting a little boring recently. I thought i would stop in and say hello to the old clan, you guys are still the best!

Luck to you all, and may your foes be slain on the battlefield.

Something Wicked Forever!!!
--Logic

[Omega_Paladin]

LOGIC! Long time, no see :D. Stop playing D2 and at least start playing Dungeon Siege if you are going to abandon us :D. And I am formally not playing the game part of TAO and just going full-time forumer. My experience over this last about month and a half has been one long ass-rape by anyone I face. My people never block, no matter how much stratergies don't matter on how much an enemy blocks, there is always that one super *insert name of any unit here* that rapes me or the one block I really truly need or I need my enemy not to have I always don't get or my enemy gets. I may start up again when they come out with a new unit so people can recieve basically free points off me again, but until then the only time I am going on is to cause havoc in the lobby. So, for what will probably be the next few months, au revior to all those who enjoy seeing me ingame.

[wbwgr]

Ok green...here goes NICE BANNER!!! its like a p/oed badger breathing fire....NICE!!!hehehe http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com still makes me laugh....

hey guess what!!! im in SW for the time being....yep i am only on revalation though....

[Omega_Paladin]

Ah, sad news people. Wb recently informed me that he has moved on from Something Wicked and back to DHL. This is rumors of a merger between the two I hear though.

[LondonJack]

Wbwgr brought it up, but i doubt it could ever happen because of the friction between Something Wicked and Tcbb the DHL founder. Although it wouldn't be a bad idea, we would need to get that guy some the moral indignation and ego types of provac, cause he's a little over active in those areas :D

[green97sierra]

l/j., you, me, rev server, NOW! i need my clan buddies in rev... i feel so alone..

[Omega_Paladin]

I AM COMING GREEN!! I will be right there....ok....few minutes.....still coming....COME ON! LOAD FASTER! (This is really getting on my nerves, the way it loads everytime you start it up now....)

[Omega_Paladin]

OK....THE FOUR LETTER WORD I NEED TO SPELL TO GET FIRST PRIZE IN THE SPELLING BEE IS: BUMP. B-U-M-P. BUMP. THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THERE IS MUCH NEED FOR APPLAUSE!

[green97sierra]

*the thunderous roar of a collessium filled with thousands upon thousands of people all applauding fills the room. in the center stage, you see a small yellow object. it seems to move itself from side to side, flailing its arms about wildy. theres the faint chant of 'its peanut butter jelly time' with the occassional 'peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly and a baseball bat.'*

[Omega_Paladin]

Its not needed but


BUMPITY BUMPITY BUMPITY!

[LondonJack]

Ok Snarr is a banner making diety, finally my vision of a bunny banner has come true :D

[LondonJack]

Ok Snarr is a banner making diety, finally my vision of a bunny banner has come true :D

[Omega_Paladin]

sooooooooo....Gripper....did your mother have a...oh, I don't know...a little run in with the bottle...say for...um, just a thought here...about nine months...maybe say....while pregnant with you?







:D

[LondonJack]

Y 4 od u aks?

-EDIT BY MOD-
Why for do you ask?

[Omega_Paladin]

I have no idea what you just said. Whatever :D.

[Hydrant]

Jack.. the bunnies... scary....

yeah

[DD04]

hey dudes, sorry haven't been around much, but i need to tell you something....make sure you sit down...are you sitting yet....damnit omega just sit down, i know you are impatient. i just wanted to tell you all that i am leaving the game for a while. i'm just don't feel the same feelings anymore...haha...no, but seriously, i'm a college and 5 bucks a month for something i never use anymore adds up to some good beer money. sorry to ditch you guys like this, i will still hang around and post, but probably not play much...i'm sure my account will be erased soon. i had fun being in something wicked...fuck that other clan bullshit, we held together pretty good....didn't need a cluster fuck of greys, i find that respectable of everyone. I never thought i would say this, but i made some good online buddies here...i hope to talk to you all soon. later bros

DD

[LondonJack]

Speaking of beer, don't you owe me a 6er?

Sorry to see you got DD04, drop by the forums once in a while :)

[DD04]

sure lj, always up for getting bent eveyone now and then, especially after getting raped tomorrow in my sociocultural diversity class, i hate exams

i will try and post as much as possible, i don't know how long it will take for them to erase my gold account...i will still play, just don't want to pay anymore....how is the new server? haven't tried it out yet, might have to do that before i leave for good

[Omega_Paladin]

*Makes sad face* :(


That sucks DD but as you said there are better things to do and you won't be dropping us completely...so I guess its not really a big deal...



BUT YOU BETTER GET REAAAAALLLLLY F**KING BENT OFF THAT FIVE DOLLARS YOU HERE!



:D


Anyway, thanks for being around all this time, we've enjoyed it.

-DETAIL! ATTENTION!-

*Omega_Paladin, kyrios24, LondonJack, green97sierra, Sir Vilhelm snap to*

-PRESENT...ARMS!-

*salute*

-ORDER...ARMS-

*return to attention*


*break down and cry around DD*


:D okay maybe not...but hell, good huntin buddy

[green97sierra]

whats he huntin?

[DD04]

newbs

[DD04]

that five bucks will buy me a nice green dragon tonight, SV knows one of those is about enough to get you half way buzzed

[Kuja]

Huh? Smoking a Dragon?

[DD04]

stay in your own forum you idiot

[Omega_Paladin]

Thats some good decision making there DD, :D


good to know you still have all your wits about you :D


atleast til drinkin time, which is...hey, what do you know :D


ALL DAY :D

[DD04]

drinking time starts now, after 10 hours of baseball practice, it's time to hit the bottle. or several for that matter

[Kuja]

Why hello.

Vinny told me to ask for an alliance here, you want details!? By god I'll give you details!

Just pm me for anything.

The Devious One
-Kuja

[Sir Vival]

I was just wondering if I could possibly join? If you need me to prove myself against another grey account, then I'll do so gladly.

[Omega_Paladin]

KUJA! GET THE HELL OFF!


Sir Vival, you better hope Vinny don't see your name, as for joining, well were gold only so you're SOL on that

[Snarr]

Originally posted by Omega_Paladin
*Omega_Paladin, kyrios24, LondonJack, green97sierra, Sir Vilhelm snap to*

-PRESENT...ARMS!-

*salute*


That's all you guys are down to?? We got the same problem, tight group, good buddies, rall gold, ecluctancy to recruit new members and people leaving. There are about 6 or less of us left.

Seems our 2 great clans are doomed to extinction...
Puni left us!
*cries*

[LondonJack]

We still have fun, that's what's important :D

Edit: So um... Rev merger Snarr?

[Snarr]

Yeah we still have fun too.
Rev merger thats sounds good indeed, but the decision is not mine to make since we are democratic, if you are serious about this I'll raise it before our members.

[green97sierra]

i think a merger would be a good idea. i mean we already have the two most powerful forum members *see badger and banana*. then with our inability to be defeated on the battle field, we shall rule all!!!! ALL!!!!!! TOTAL TAO DOMINATION!!!!
oh yeah, having fun is good too.

[LondonJack]

Yeah i'm serious, but i just kinda threw that out at random :)

I would be surprised if anyone in Something Wicked objected, but if anyone does of course we'd have to hold back. As of right now consider the offer on the table though, as long as no one from this side voices any serious concern.

[Omega_Paladin]

Isn't Snarr in Outkast? I can never remember. But yeah, sounds good to me.

[green97sierra]

ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!

[Omega_Paladin]

I am guessing that means "Of course I concur with your other worldly powers of deduction Omega. I wish to feed you ripe grapes all day long" in Greensierran :D.

[Office_Shredder]

So, are animated avatars contagious between clan members?

[green97sierra]

perhaps, perhaps not. however i do like the dancing badger. im a very big fan of his action movies and the several cameos he has made in such shows as the sopranos, csi: miami, and also apperances on talk shows including, but not limited to, jay leno, collin quinn, and that other dude on cbs. so, i just made my own moving avatar from scratch!

[Snarr]

OK cool :D
I don't see why anyone should object in Outkast either but I'll neeed a day or 2 to ask everyone.
*says "I will be back" a la Arny*

[kyrios24]

Puni left?! Damn... that sucks. Who else has departed for a worse place? (meaning, who else has departed?) It's a sad state of affairs we have here...

On a brighter note, I'd love an alliance with outkast. Oh, and I think I'll sort out my account in time for the next server wipe, so I get the full month. I shall return!

[Omega_Paladin]

That's good Ky :D. We have missed you.

[green97sierra]

Originally posted by Omega_Paladin
That's good Ky :D. We have missed you.
for some reason (im not too sure why), that just sounds dirty...

[Omega_Paladin]

for some reason (im not too sure why), that just sounds dirty...


You know damn well why and you know damn well that you're going to hell for what you did that night in the bar :D


But it was funnier then hell too so maybe you'll go unpunished for your horrible sins against pinball machine kind.






On a side note, I have no objection whatsoever to making our super clan as long as the members can retain some original clan identity as all SW as been here and right here only since the very begining, we have alot of history here and are getting unit patches and crests made as we speak :D London gets the joke, if I remember correctly anyway....


Also, lets not get too big :D being small is much more fun :D

[kyrios24]

Amen omega. I always did like those people who feel a genuine clan identity and don't just slough (good word, yeah?) off clans like theyre shedding, just to join a new one when they get good enough. *cough* fatb0y and all those other traitors *cough*...

[Sir Vilhelm]

Originally posted by Snarr
OK cool :D
I don't see why anyone should object in Outkast either but I'll neeed a day or 2 to ask everyone.
*says "I will be back" a la Arny*

I am against a merger. I have nothing against you guys, Snarr... it's just I like the idea of keeping Something Wicked to Great Lakes natives. But my main reason is because if we merge, then most of my best opponents become ratingless games. I'd rather be able to fight you guys and eiter gain or lose ratings...

[kyrios24]

Originally posted by Sir Vilhelm
it's just I like the idea of keeping Something Wicked to Great Lakes natives.
Whaaaaaaaaat? *sob*

But my main reason is because if we merge, then most of my best opponents become ratingless games. I'd rather be able to fight you guys and eiter gain or lose ratings...
I was under the impression that we would just be allies... not actually physically merge clans into one big wicked outkast melting pot. But if that is the case, can somebody tell me?

[LondonJack]

Well the proposal was an actual merger, but an alliance will do just as well with alot less work :) And kyrios you know you've always been the exception to the GL thing ;)

[Hydrant]

yay Im temporarily part of SW... tho Jack is the only one who is ever on GL...

[Omega_Paladin]

I am on GL sometimes. Usually just bugging people to go get on Revalations :).

[LondonJack]

Hey guys, i hate to say it, but i've come to the decision to cancel my gold after this next reset. I need to pass on leadership to someone. I'll still be around from time to time, and would like to stay Something Wicked if you guys can tolerate my non-goldness.

[kyrios24]

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No copy-paste either.

[Omega_Paladin]

If I can tolerate a mutanted demonic suicide cat from the nineth floor of Hell, I think we can all tolerate london as a non-goldie :).

[kyrios24]

Ok, I've calmed down a little and can talk semi-normally.

How do you expect me to play London on Revelations if he's not there?! Huh? Yeah! Answer that one! Yeah, that's what I thought! *starts hyperventilating, breaks down sobbing and moaning things like "what is my life coming to" and "i just cant take it any more grhfumshlidntyhuglihn contemplating suicide hmptufrughtibungt"*

Editor's note: The foreign-sounding words there (yes, it it is possible to read them in a coherent fashion) are a blend of gibberish and ancient swahili.

[Omega_Paladin]

London hardly ever plays on Revelations anyways. He prefers GL.

[LondonJack]

Ok guys I've passed leadership to Omega, and am going to cancel my gold Saturday. I will still be around, but only as one of the grey horde.

[Hydrant]

hahahahah welcome to the HORDE

[Omega_Paladin]

Yeah, Hydrant is now hanging with us people. And anyone who believes that someone else should be leader, just say so.

[DD04]

what is going on here...i haven't posted in a while....lj is gone too...what is happening with this merger thingee?

[Omega_Paladin]

Gripper isn't gone :). He just isn't gold. Felt that it wasn't worth it anymore. I don't know how the merger is going :). Also DD04, as current I am new leader of SW. Anyone who thinks someone else should take helm, just say so. So Gripper want to inform us on how that is going as far as when you quit Gold :)?

[LondonJack]

Just hit da button, my subscription was last paid march 24th though, so i should have a little while as a gold still ;)

I think they cut you off from rev right away though.

[kyrios24]

Whoa. Skribe (remember him?) has just posted on the gold tourney thread... maybe he's coming back? His custom user text and his sig still say somthing wicked, so. Yeah. Maybe we'll have him again, that would be great. Somebody should talk to him - I nominate Omega! Or anyone else besides me. You know, maybe not Omega, skribe might get scared away...

[LondonJack]

Skribe has been off and on the forums ever now and again for a while now, it's been a while since he made any attempt to get involved with the clan, but he hasn't removed the clan tags from his forum account either. Personally i have no idea where he stands

[Omega_Paladin]

Let's corner him and beat him for information. What use would this have? Absolutely none.

[green97sierra]

omega, im about to corner and beat you. :D what use would this have? just to rid myself of a lil tension is all.

[Omega_Paladin]

That's ok Green :). I already ate. Oh, and anything going on in Armageddon Ky? I don't remember any recruits from there, if there hasn't been any, that's cool, if there was, who? AND no one has filed there tribute money to me for the last several months, I shall be seeking explanations and tribute, or heads on my desk. God I love this job.

[kyrios24]

Nope, nothing. There was, but all my recruits sorta fell off the radar...

Anyway, take a look at the new avatar. Gave it a "paint job," so now it's on a cooler background. I wonder how many people will notice...hehe...:cool:

[Omega_Paladin]

Interesting.....I kinda liked the first one.

[kyrios24]

Should I change it back? I actually put some effort into this one... the other was just a couple screenshots until I got what I wanted, and a quick cut-out. Maybe she's a bit too close to the ground... I'll fix it up a bit. I think it'll look much better once I do that.

[Omega_Paladin]

Right now she looks kinda cheesy and pixalated. If you kinda just brushed it up and made it look more defined, it would be alot better then the first one.

[kyrios24]

Will do. Eventually. damn, I shouldn't be up. Really shouldn't.

[Sir Vilhelm]

Well you all may have noticed I have not been around lately.

Unfortunatly, my time has been consumed with my new car (a 1970 Monte Carlo) and finals.

My project car has eaten up all my available funds (close to $2000 in the last two weeks, ontop the 5 grand I paid to buy it) and I will be closing my paypal subscription to TAO. I can't afford the money, and I haven't even been able to play lately.

I will hopefully have time to return this summer... but no promises on me being able to retain a gold member status. As of right now, I'm living on Mac n' Cheese and store-brand pop-tarts. So the money has to go towards food. Food and the car... =)

I'll miss you guys, and will hopefulyl still be popping in on the boards and maybe for a game or two on the servers.

[Cavour]

NOOOOOO!!!
Vinny... Dude, Ill miss you... Thats a huge bummer, and I dont even follow this thread, but I just so happen to stumble upon this... "paying gold account member since day 1" man... and now your leaving :( that really bites dude, but I see where your coming from dude... good luck with the car adn the whole eating thing, and PLEASE strike rich and come back... You were a big inspiration to many golds today, including me... the "gold account member since day one" will be missed man... and please hurry back :(

[Omega_Paladin]

I shall retain your membership to SW, same reasons as Gripper, YOU ARE BOTH FREAKING AWESOME :). You shall be missed Vinny. *Me, Green, and Kyrios begin playing Taps, then do a 3 man 21 gun salute* *After 7 rounds of 3 shots* God, are we really the only gold members left of SW? We are falling apart man.......

[kyrios24]

Yeah, this is damn depressing...:( we'll miss ya Sir V. You better come back in the summer...

[Omega_Paladin]

*adds another top gear to postwhore machine to take up some of the posting slack*

I don't see how 5 dollars a month is such a big deal, but if it is then thats cool. Really though, if you guys Gripper and Vinny, want to keep your gold accounts I can cover you. I can spare 10 a month to keep my accomplices stoked in gold plate. :) Let me know.

[Sir Vilhelm]

Originally posted by Omega_Paladin
*adds another top gear to postwhore machine to take up some of the posting slack*

I don't see how 5 dollars a month is such a big deal, but if it is then thats cool. Really though, if you guys Gripper and Vinny, want to keep your gold accounts I can cover you. I can spare 10 a month to keep my accomplices stoked in gold plate. :) Let me know.

It's not that $5 is soo much moola. It's the fact of I don't have the time to play, and why pay $5 a month for something I'm not using? And I can use the money elsewhere.

[Omega_Paladin]

*reads between the lines*



:confused:

There is no shame in living off food stamps Vinny

[DD04]

omega...have you already forgotten about me?

[DD04]

100

[green97sierra]

hey guys, i thought you might find this intersting. omega, this young padawan has learned much from your flaming, and i shall now as a jedi master of the torch burn brightly into the future.

http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=6622&perpage=15&pagenumber=4

[Omega_Paladin]

I thought you stopped paying for gold awhile ago because you need more beer money DD04. Congratulations Green. The greatest piece of advice I can give you is: It does not matter who is more intelligent, it is who APPEARS more intelligent. Remember this always and you can be undefeatable in debates the way I am when I am actually sober. Anyone think we should look into finding new members? A few people have expressed interest to me, but that's just the "I NEED A CLAN TO BE GOOD SYNDROME" bug that goes around. But at this rate, pretty soon Something Wicked may become a single person clan..........LJ if they ever actually start bringing in new content will you consider going Gold again? And I sure hope you come back Vinny, you shall be missed sorely. DD04, you never where on much, but hopefully you will try and make a presence more often :).

[Cavour]

LJ?!? is he cancelling his gold or something?!?! If so, I wasnt aware... and DONT!!! I need someone to mix my lemonade!!! :(

...

*drinks applejuice*

[LondonJack]

If they get their stuff together and make a commitment to regular updates i would consider renewing my gold, as it is (updates whenever seed feels like it) i wouldn't consider renewiing, even if there was a rash of updates.

[Sir Vilhelm]

Due to an outporing of angry TAO players... I will return for the Revelation tournament.

I've been getting my butt handed to me on Rev lately, and due to my cancelation and re-instatement I have lost my extra pyromancers and my second cleric. So I would appreciate any helpful games the clan could give me to get me back into practice, especially since I don't have the units for my normal set-ups. Speaking of which, I need someone to reinvite me to the clan too...

After the tourny I probably wont be around too much... but we'll see if I get addicted again AND if finals and my car aren't taking up too much of my time still.

[Omega_Paladin]

Sounds good to me Vinny. I will try to be on Revelations often, so I can reinvite you and help you along (I need some serious help with my formation too, so win-win :)).

[Cavour]

Nice for Vinny :D

Bad for LJ :(

I do agree that we need some friggin updates though... new unit... new feature... anything... But dont leave man :(

[DD04]

omega, i didn't quit because i needed beer money, i just got tired of the game and needed a break...no sense in paying for it if i'm not going to use it...i was never on much....when i was around...i played all the time...i don't know what you are talking about on that one....after reading much of the posts i believe it was good for me to leave...no one really gave a shit that i left and no one was quick to try and get me to stick around....i think the clan changed and that is unfortnate...no hard feelings though..i had fun playing with most of you while i was around

[Omega_Paladin]

Alrighty...clan roster....


STILL SURVIVING ORIGINAL SW MEMBERS

Omega_Paladin GL
green97sierra GL (sort of :D)
DD04 GL
kyrios24 AR
LondonJack GL
Sir Vilhelm GL

kyrios the freakin black sheep....anyway :) You all are swell guys and such blathery so don't get too far or I will have to get more new guys...which wouldn't replace you guys and since the last one turned out to be green...well...I'm kind of scared as to who it would be...



SW ROCKS!


*goes out to hire some SW cheerleaders*

[green97sierra]

Originally posted by Omega_Paladin

green97sierra GL (sort of :D)
since the last one turned out to be green...well...I'm kind of scared as to who it would be...

and what is THAT supposed to mean? *walks away mumbling badger's with the miscilanious mushroom, screaming SNAKE!!!! every few minuets.*

[DD04]

omega...you even left me off the Tao phonebook

[kyrios24]

Yeah, left me off too.:( So what exactly is going on with you, DD04? I'm sorta confused... Omega, I love the clan spirit. They better be good cheerleaders.;)

[DD04]

kyrios...

i'm out of the game right now. i just got a little tired of playing and figured there was no point to paying if i'm not going to play. i just have to much stuff going on with school, the girlfriend, work, and coaching...no time to play...i will be back in the summer though

[kyrios24]

Ok. Could've been worse, I guess...

[Lord Achilles]

How many golds that havn't cancelled Paypal are left in SW?

[LondonJack]

Grats Vinny and Omega on advancing to the 2cd round of the Rev tournie :)

[Lord Achilles]

What he said.

[Omega_Paladin]

I feel kinda cheap because I won by defualt. I had never seen the guy I was supposed to fight in my entire time here, and doubt I ever will.

[LondonJack]

Even you underestimate the fear caused by the Banana, i would be surprised if any of your opponents show up, you do have a slot in your settings don't you?

[Omega_Paladin]

Yes Gripper, you are correct....fear of The Banana shall defeat all.....I have several :). Wonder if I can use it as my avatar.....

[LondonJack]

Wow this is fucked up, sorry to hear you got eliminated by someone that was already out of the tournament Vinny :(

That is seriously weak, oh well i guess expecting any kind of consistency from this mickey mouse operation is a waste of time. :p

[Sir Vilhelm]

Originally posted by LondonJack
Wow this is fucked up, sorry to hear you got eliminated by someone that was already out of the tournament Vinny :(

Oh well. Xy outplayed me anyway. Wether he was still in the tourny or not; he soundly defeated me.

[LondonJack]

Xyx is a solid player no doubt, but that is very much beside the point, he was given a match after a bye first round, lost it and still advanced, where as Drakonfire was given a match after a bye first round, lost it and was eliminated.

[Omega_Paladin]

Micky Mouse operation? That's the first time I have ever heard someone use that other then to describe Disney. But yeah, I was confused as hell by the whole Xyx thing. I got elimenated too, so....PLEASE DON'T LEAVE US VINNY! *Breaks down in tears*

[kyrios24]

Wake up, thread... wake up... WAKE UP!!!!

Thread: Hmmmfgrshmnn? *snore*

*punches thread. hard.*

Thread: Eh? Wha...? What are you doing with that baseball bat?!

Oh, that. I wasn't really gonna hit you... but looks like you're nice and awake, yeah?

Thread: *grumble*

[Omega_Paladin]

*Thread goes back to sleep when Kyrios goes away*
*I sneak in and pour boiling hot water on it's face*
*Thread runs around screaming*
Any news from your people's lives?

[LondonJack]

This week is finals week for me, 3 major finals all in two days, starting tomorrow, i'm a little stressed at the moment to say the least. :(

[Jeffery]

Sorry for encroaching in your clans thread, but I would like to invite Something Wicked to be added to the http://taoclans.com website. The site should be a full listing of all active TAO clans.
If you PM me the info asked for on the website I would love to make the list even better.

[green97sierra]

NOOOO!!!! theres a link to that place which doesnt exist in that post!!!

[LondonJack]

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I clicked on the link, and it was ok so i thought, but then i realized it contained a link to the nexus of non-existence, which meant that the site i was viewing didn't exist, which meant in turn that my computer could no longer exist, i'm not sure how much longer i have to type before...