What would you do if.........

[†Chaos†]

This is basicly a "What would you do" topic. You all should know the rules, but i'll say'em anyway:

1. I'll say something (ALWAYS has to begin with What would you do if) And te next poster will respond with an answer. Then, that poster will put down another What would you do if and the next poster would do the same thing and so on and so forth.

2. I'm trying to be nice, but Don't say anything offensive, like "What would you do if you were b-l-a-c-k (I don't know if what it would say will delete this thread, so i will be safe.)

3. Most of all, HAVE FUN!!!!!!!

I saw this off someplace else, but I won't put down the website

I will start:

What would you do if Miss America gave you a car?

[Tama Drummer]

I would sell it and buy more drums. (I'm 15! I don't need a car yet. ;))

What would you do if you were given a life suply of prunes?

[Duffman]

Create a fast food chain for prune juice and use the profits to buy the car off Tama.

What would you do if your 80 year old grandfather asked you to buy him some Viagra?

[MokoToko]

i'd get him some viagra, but also make sure im in his god damn will

what would u do if santa came to yuor house and began to take a dump on your presents

[paulk6]

I'd deck him.

What would you do if Tama shoved a drum stick up your ass?

[max2k106]

i'd take a bass drum and stuff him into it, then bang on it as hard as i could

what would you do if communists took over your house?

[The Cheat]

I would say HAIL MOTHER RUSSIA!

What would you do if a beaver did a hip-hop dance on your face while wearing pants?

[DFG]

I'd lie there in a state of confused disorientation which came about as a result of disbelief at suddenly finding a beaver doing a hip-hop dance on my face whilst wearing pants.

What would you do if you suddenly realised you had the power to rip matter apart at a sub-atomic level?

[The Cheat]

I would say HOLY SHIT and use my new found powers for evil.....I mean good......yes.......good.....

What would you do if someone gave you a bucket of poo and a large danceing bear?

[Terps rock]

I would sell it to buy a new car from tama

what would u do if this post was deleted

[The Cheat]

I would be upset for this thread is kinda cool.

What would you do if ducks wear pants and take over the world.

[Walrus]

complain at your distinct lack of grammar


what would you do if walruses wore sunglasses and hamburgers ate people?

[†Chaos†]

I'd call in the Navy, and buy a pair of shades myself.

What would you do if a random guy called you a n00bie?

[actgfin1234]

Reach through the phone line and slap him.

What would you do if you had to live with The Cheat?

[lostandconfused]

I would die a slow and painful death, with The Cheat not resting his mouth through my entire agonizing pain.

What would you do if a really really hot girl came up and asked you to makeout, and upon going further you found out it was a cross-dresser?

[Warcow]

I would say HAIL MOTHER RUSSIA!

What would you do if a beaver did a hip-hop dance on your face while wearing pants?

Russia is a democracy now . . . and lost, i'd probably puke

1000th post, What would you do if you laughed so hard, you peed yourself in public?

[Blexican]

What would you do if a really really hot girl came up and asked you to makeout, and upon going further you found out it was a cross-dresser?
throw up

what would you do if I left Tao

[Spit_101]

what would you do if I left TaoI'd say 'bye'.

What would you do if Warcow left?

[cokeman]

throw up

what would you do if I left Tao


Id say blex left

What would you do if The Cheat got a brain that worked

[†Chaos†]

Answering Warcow's question: I'd kill the witnesses O_O

Answering Spit's question: I'd say "Oh NOES! Not another guy leaving!"

Answering Coke's question: If that happened (which would be never) i'd ask him if he was an idiot.

What would you do if someone you loved came to your doorstep and said, "Screw you"?

[Spit_101]

What would you do if someone you loved came to your doorstep and said, "Screw you"?I'd bitchslap them and shut the door in their face.

What would you do if you HAD to eat a raw egg.

[The Cheat]

I would puke.

What would you do if a hobo came up to your house and said that mice ruled the world?

[Warcow]

I would puke.

What would you do if a hobo came up to your house and said that mice ruled the world?

Say, The Cheat, get the BLEEP away from my house.

[The Cheat]

You did not answer the question Warcow.

[Warcow]

You did not answer the question Warcow.

Clearly I did, read it again, and wait two days until you get the joke :rolleyes:

[The Cheat]

I am not the hobo in that question.

[Jeffery]

No, you're the idiot in the answer.

[Terps rock]

ROFL

What would you do if your girl gained 100 lbs (45.45kg) ?

[Jeffery]

Since she only weighed 30lbs when we started dating, nothing.

[DFG]

What would you do if life was discovered on Titan (one of the moons of Saturn)?

[Jeffery]

Understand where Cheat came from finally.

[The Cheat]

What would you do if Jeffery went to live on the sun?

[Jeffery]

Rejoice because The Idiot wouldn;t be there.

[ko71991]

Anywho, what would you do if you see me on T.V and it turns out I died a very painful death in the hands of gangmembers?

[†Chaos†]

Hire some mourners and put your buried and forgotten ashes in a jar.

What would you do the psycho girl frpm ThreeDaysGrace in the music video "Home", if someone here ever seen it, came out of your T.V. and attacked you?

[theAdmiralty]

talk about her anger problems....make her feel comfortable around me...get drunk...make sweet love..kick her out a 8 am and never call

What would you do if George Foreman stopped selling such great products?

[ko71991]

*cough*? Never seen it OR heard of it...

What would you do if you just been flawlessed by the smae guy every single time and he's been flawlessing every single player in TAO also?

EDIT: Whoops, that was meant for Chaos' post, Admiralty, I'd say, meh...

[†Chaos†]

I don't know about you guys, but we gotta keep this thread alive and bumped on the first page! So, bump.

I would get pissed and destroy my computer >_>

What would you do if you became an animal of any choice?

[Office_Shredder]

become an animal of my choice.

What would you do if a piano fell from the sky and hit you on the head?

[Jeffery]

Probably hear music.

What would you do if an EMP took out all technology on earth?

[DeadFishGuy]

Cry. And repeatedly smash my face off the nearest wall.

What would you do if you had discovered conclusive proof that there was no god?

[Jeffery]

Declare myself God after proving that true as well.

[theAdmiralty]

what would you do if your love interest lied to you about the status of her birth control in order for you to accidentally impregnate her?

[†Chaos†]

I'd say, "Whatchu talkin' bout, Willis?"

Wat would you do if someone stopped time and gave you a chainsaw and said you could slice up anyone you wanted to?

[Jeffery]

Ask for your address.

[h()()t]

that is the best one yet...1 rep point for you jeff.

[†Chaos†]

Ask for your address.

*scribbles something down on a piece of paper* *hands to Jeffrey*

Note: Hello, this note is just the note to distract you while I run away screaming at the tops of my lungs.

*runs away screaming at the top of lungs*

[†Chaos†]

I forgot my ?.

What would you do if someone started a riot outside your house because of The Cheat and they wanted you to join the Anti-Cheat Organization?

[The Cheat]

I would say HOLY CRAP! Then I would run away.


What would you do if you were stranded in a mall with no money and no clothes?