State of the Funion

[max2k106]

Announcer: We interupt this broadcast of Girls Gone N00b: N00bs Exposed (yes, those WERE real n00bs) for a very special State Of The Soviet Funion Address. Coming to you live from The Round Table, Big Brother enroute to Stalingrad, will speak now.

My fellow Commies and Capitalists across the seas, the time has come.

Yes, he's (http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/not_another_teen_movie/deon_richmond/teen.jpg) black. Please hold all emotional responces until the end of this speech, for many of you know that he (no, not the black guy) was banned by a certain mod for a period of seven days (which was more than generous). It was a time of great joy and reprise. While he checked the boards nearly every day, looking in from the outside, he saw the glory of the now depleting TAO Forums. Not one person said anything about him being gone, for they knew that if they were to speak of him, he would come back with his n00b ways. But now that he is back an even louder voice against him must be heard.

Many a people have asked him to change his "n00b ways" of pointless posts and insults. In the past he would have said "suck it" and shoved the birdy in everyone's face, but now he has changed into a woman. He will be a wetter man than he was before, which I'm not sure how he could do seeing as how he is now a woman. He will try to extend the axis of n00bs to everyone here. He will try to wet himself on a person, but even after all this, he is still flamed with good insults and what looks to be an extremely hot ball of fire called the Sun. There will be hell to pay!

I issue a call to anyone out there who considers themselves my Comrade or a dark alley. I will need you to help me hit with a bat those who wish to extend the axis of n00b to all corners of this community. But make no mistake; this is a message of piss. So I say to you now, it is a time of new bananas! Let us all get braces for it!

Thank You and may Joseph Stalin continue to bless the Soviet Funion and every inflation on Earth.

Sorry guys, I just couldn't let this opportunity to pass up . . . I mean . . . State of the Funion . . . how genius is that? REALLY!

Well, I hope you guys read it and find it not to be a flame thread against The Cheat, but rather just a little comic post to help lighten the mood here at the TAO Forums.

Keep it real everyone.

-Max

[lostandconfused]

Didn't read it, but props to the title. ;)

Edit: Ok, just did. Lol. Nicely put.

[ck1]

Announcer: We interupt this broadcast of Girls Gone N00b: N00bs Exposed for a very special State Of The Soviet Funion Address. Comming to you live from The Round Table, Big Brother enroute to Stalingrad, will speak now.

My fellow Commies and Capitalists across the seas, the time has come.

Yes, he's black. Please hold all emotional responces until the end of this speech, for many of you know that he (no, not the black guy) was banned by a certain mod for a period of seven days (which was more than generous). It was a time of great joy and reprise. While he checked the boards nearly every day, looking in from the outside, he saw the glory of the now depleting TAO Forums. Not one person said anything about him being gone, for they knew that if they were to speak of him, he would come back with his n00b ways. But now that he is back an even louder voice against him must be heard.

Many a people have asked him to change his "n00b ways" of pointless posts and insults. In the past he would have said "suck it" and shoved the birdy in everyone's face, but now he has changed into a woman. He will be a wetter man than he was before, which I'm not sure how he could do seeing as how he is now a woman. He will try to extend the axis of n00bs to everyone here. He will try to wet himself on a person, but even after all this; he is still flamed with good insults. There will be hell to pay!

I issue a call to anyone out there who considers themselves my Comrade or ally. I will need you to help me hit with a bat those who wish to extend the axis of n00b. But make no mistake this is a message of piss. So I say to you now, it is a time of new bananas! Let us all embrace it!

Thank You and may Joseph Stalin continue to bless the Soviet Funion and every inflation on Earth.

Sorry guys, I just couldn't let this opportunity to pass up . . . I mean . . . State of the Funion . . . how genius is that? REALLY!

Well, I hope you guys read it and find it not to be a flame thread against The Cheat, but rather just a little comic post to help lighten the mood here at the TAO Forums.

Keep it real everyone.

-Max


Wow...just..... wow......

[ck1]

Sorry for double posting, well, I guess im not sorry, but whatever. Post people!!!
If you wanna flame max, flame me instead. Im bored. :)

[max2k106]

Thanks for trying ck :rolleyes: .

[lostandconfused]

Yes, he's (http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/not_another_teen_movie/deon_richmond/teen.jpg) black.


Did you mean to say that he is black? :)

[max2k106]

Yes, I meant to say he was black . . . it's just a parody on the cheat's thread. :) :)

If you didn't notice, that's the "Token black guy" from Not Another Teen Movie

[lostandconfused]

Oh, haha, I was too lazy to click on the link. :)

[max2k106]

quit editting your post . . . you're making my answers seem weird and non-relative

[lostandconfused]

quit editting your post . . . you're making my answers seem weird and non-relative

Ah! But! I caught it, so I edited it back so that your post would make sense. :)

[ck1]

Man..... like my feeble attempt to keep the thread alive? :)

[max2k106]

Totally. At least SOMEONE reads my humor.

[Office_Shredder]

quit editting your post . . . you're making my answers seem weird and non-relative


Damn you and your anteinsteinian ways

[max2k106]

EINSTEIN IS THE DEVIL I TELL YA! :mad: :cool:

[Office_Shredder]

So did anyone get my pun? Anti-Einsteinian... antiensteinian... it's like... a contraction... never mind.

60 Megahertz? That's a lot of pain! *rimshot*

*Dodge rotten food produce*

[The Cheat]

Wow, i wonder where he got the idea for this thread. :rolleyes: I found no humor in it.

[max2k106]

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[S_K_O_F]

Wow, i wonder where he got the idea for this thread. :rolleyes: I found no humor in it.

i thought it was *Censored* hilarious!

[Glamdring]

I would have gone with State of the Onion though. Nice work. :)

[ck1]

Funion? Thats like 3 times better than an onion! Its an onion with bread on it!!! Its actually scientifically proven.

Onion= 1

Onion plus bread= 2

How can you argue with that?

:) :)

[max2k106]

you can't! and since ck said it, you KNOW its legit :cool: :cool:

[ck1]

Its actually scientifically proven that I am always right.

Boy + Hamster = Always right


*Music* Its easy as 1, 2, 3.........

:) :)

[max2k106]

I'll give you another pos rep ASAP if you can name who sings that song WITHOUT looking it up *honor system here*

[The Cheat]

Didn't Micheal Jackson sing that song when he was little? Its easy as 1..2..3....A B C......123! Ya That's it!

[max2k106]

Yeah, he was part of the band that sang it. The Jackson 5.

[S_K_O_F]

i have a question

in my last post...i made a joke
it was at the cheats expense
my question is this
is the reason that no one has said anything about it because no one got it, or is it because it wasn't funny?

^topic change

[max2k106]

probly cuz it wasn't funny :rolleyes:

[S_K_O_F]

probly cuz it wasn't funny :rolleyes:

did you get it?

[Office_Shredder]

I got it... I figure with the cheat, everyone laughing at him is implied

[Walrus]

Announcer: We interupt this broadcast of Girls Gone N00b: N00bs Exposed (yes, those WERE real n00bs) for a very special State Of The Soviet Funion Address. Coming to you live from The Round Table, Big Brother enroute to Stalingrad, will speak now.

My fellow Commies and Capitalists across the seas, the time has come.

Yes, he's (http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/not_another_teen_movie/deon_richmond/teen.jpg) black. Please hold all emotional responces until the end of this speech, for many of you know that he (no, not the black guy) was banned by a certain mod for a period of seven days (which was more than generous). It was a time of great joy and reprise. While he checked the boards nearly every day, looking in from the outside, he saw the glory of the now depleting TAO Forums. Not one person said anything about him being gone, for they knew that if they were to speak of him, he would come back with his n00b ways. But now that he is back an even louder voice against him must be heard.

Many a people have asked him to change his "n00b ways" of pointless posts and insults. In the past he would have said "suck it" and shoved the birdy in everyone's face, but now he has changed into a woman. He will be a wetter man than he was before, which I'm not sure how he could do seeing as how he is now a woman. He will try to extend the axis of n00bs to everyone here. He will try to wet himself on a person, but even after all this, he is still flamed with good insults and what looks to be an extremely hot ball of fire called the Sun. There will be hell to pay!

I issue a call to anyone out there who considers themselves my Comrade or a dark alley. I will need you to help me hit with a bat those who wish to extend the axis of n00b to all corners of this community. But make no mistake; this is a message of piss. So I say to you now, it is a time of new bananas! Let us all get braces for it!

Thank You and may Joseph Stalin continue to bless the Soviet Funion and every inflation on Earth.

Sorry guys, I just couldn't let this opportunity to pass up . . . I mean . . . State of the Funion . . . how genius is that? REALLY!

Well, I hope you guys read it and find it not to be a flame thread against The Cheat, but rather just a little comic post to help lighten the mood here at the TAO Forums.

Keep it real everyone.

-Max
you have problems max, problems with your brain

:P

[max2k106]

well thats just common knowledge Walrus

[max2k106]

wait . . . people ACTUALLY thought it was funny without me bribing them w/ pos rep? :eek: :eek:

[S_K_O_F]

I got it... I figure with the cheat, everyone laughing at him is implied

well...i think my problem is that it was pretty much a "you had to be there" kinda funny
and well, i was probably more of a "you had to be there and you had to be Skof" kinda funny

i was just hoping that it was the first...and someone who was actually there would have caught it and thought it was as funny as i did

in other words...I crack myself up

[Office_Shredder]

So what... are you an egg or something?

[S_K_O_F]

So what... are you an egg or something?

hardy har har har

[ck1]

So what... are you an egg or something?

If I could rep you, I would. :)