need advice???

[S_K_O_F]

Well if you have a really tough problem, need some guidance, or have been kicked, bitten, spit on, vomited on, etc. than come here and let me laugh at you. I am Dr. Skof, and am number one at laughing my ass off at peoples misfortunes. Please come on over here, and let me bust a gut.

http://laughalot.hahayousuck.lol

[Chingy]

Haha.

[max2k106]

I need advice . . . what should I do if I shove a metal rod up someone's ass and get away with it?

[Jonspen]

Help please sir skof.

I need someone desperatley to laugh at me madly, because I tripped over my shoe lace and fell into the dumpster.

[S_K_O_F]

I need advice . . . what should I do if I shove a metal rod up someone's ass and get away with it?

my advice

laugh your ass off

[S_K_O_F]

Help please sir skof.

I need someone desperatley to laugh at me madly, because I tripped over my shoe lace and fell into the dumpster.

ha ha ha

you suck

[paulk6]

need advice???

No. You suck.

[Bottle]

I need advice. I can't solve my second-order partial differential equation. Please help Dr. SKOF.

[Tama Drummer]

I need someone to die.

The drum set I ordered just came today, 1 week late.

It did not come with the cymbals it said it would come with.

It did not come with the throne it said it would come with.

It came with a 22" bass drum. I ordered a 20" bass drum.


Oh, and there was a bomb threat in my school today. The whole high school evacuated to the middle school gym at like 11:30 am, and stayed there for the rest of the day. We couldn't take anything with us, and we weren't even aloud to walk around in the gym. We had to stay with our homeroom, which was retarded. At about 2:00 pm, seniors and juniors went to the middle school lunch room and were aloud to get lunch, while the rest of us had to stay in the gym. Finally, at about 2:40 we were aloud to go back into the highschool and get our things. Then at 3:00 school was over, so I never even had lunch till about 3:30 when I got home. And all I had for breakfast wasa half a cup of orange juice. >:[

[S_K_O_F]

I need advice. I can't solve my second-order partial differential equation. Please help Dr. SKOF.

ha ha ha ha ha

your so stupid!

ok just kidding

show me the differential and i will see if i can solve it

calculus was like 3 years ago but i think i still remember some of it

[S_K_O_F]

I need someone to die.

The drum set I ordered just came today, 1 week late.

It did not come with the cymbals it said it would come with.

It did not come with the throne it said it would come with.

It came with a 22" bass drum. I ordered a 20" bass drum.


Oh, and there was a bomb threat in my school today. The whole high school evacuated to the middle school gym at like 11:30 am, and stayed there for the rest of the day. We couldn't take anything with us, and we weren't even aloud to walk around in the gym. We had to stay with our homeroom, which was retarded. At about 2:00 pm, seniors and juniors went to the middle school lunch room and were aloud to get lunch, while the rest of us had to stay in the gym. Finally, at about 2:40 we were aloud to go back into the highschool and get our things. Then at 3:00 school was over, so I never even had lunch till about 3:30 when I got home. And all I had for breakfast wasa half a cup of orange juice. >:[

wow...your day sucked

ha ha ha ha ha

[Office_Shredder]

Don't trust SKOF.... I'll handle it :cool:

[Bottle]

show me the differential and i will see if i can solve it

calculus was like 3 years ago but i think i still remember some of it
Just kidding. Calculus is easy. :)

[Foundation]

dunananannananananan catman

[S_K_O_F]

Just kidding. Calculus is easy. :)

im very glad

because despite having been through calc1,2, and 3 and advanced calculus, I probably would have botched it up pretty bad

I HATE CALCULUS LIKE I HATE KITTENS

[S_K_O_F]

ok...so who was the little creetin that negged me and didnt sign their name

either put your name on your trash or don't throw it out

you can tell me your name or I will have TB tell me who did it later

[Foundation]

twas me :rolleyes: was it blue o_o ?

[max2k106]

what is up w/ the blue boxes and how the hell do ya give 'em away? :D :D

[S_K_O_F]

what is up w/ the blue boxes and how the hell do ya give 'em away? :D :D

the blue boxes only come from someone who has a negative reputation
rep < 0

and no foundation...it wasn't blue...it was red

but it only took 1 point...so it was like a mosquito bite

[Office_Shredder]

1,000 mosquitoes kill as well as a bullet shot..

Does anyone know if this is true? :)

[S_K_O_F]

1,000 mosquitoes kill as well as a bullet shot..

Does anyone know if this is true? :)

i suppose...since mosquitoes inject a small amount of poison when they bite, it is probably safe to assume that 1000 could inject quite a large amount of poison

probably enough to be deadly

[Chingy]

Dr. Skof, I need help, I went outside to get something and I tripped over a small rock and smashed my face against the sidewalk and broke my foot and got ran over by a bicycle. :) :)

[S_K_O_F]

Dr. Skof, I need help, I went outside to get something and I tripped over a small rock and smashed my face against the sidewalk and broke my foot and got ran over by a bicycle. :) :)

HAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

you silly clutz

was the bike ok?

[Chingy]

No, the back wheel is missing and the the guy on it flew off it and hit his face against a parked car. :)

[nads]

I have green discharge and a burning sensation when I pee, what should I do?

*silence*

*realizes everyone is staring at him*

Damn you all, I never was good at these kinds of things anyways!

*Runs away cryning*

[Chingy]

I have green discharge and a burning sensation when I pee, what should I do?

*silence*

*realizes everyone is staring at him*

Damn you all, I never was good at these kinds of things anyways!

*Runs away cryning*
crying*

*points and laughs at nads* :D :D

[Elentari]

:eek:

Edit: Taammmaaa, it's allowed!!! Why can no one spell it right :(.

[Iceage Heatwave]

SKOF, that might have been me, I neged somone.

And Nads, use a condom though it's kinda late.

[nads]

the blue boxes only come from someone who has a negative reputation
rep < 0

and no foundation...it wasn't blue...it was red

but it only took 1 point...so it was like a mosquito bite

I don't think this is true SKOFFY, I've received several blue reps for 1 point each from people with a single green dot. I think if they have less than something like 20 they give blue dots out. Now between you and terps rock, you two both posi repped me today and I got 6 points total, so you boys are packing some reps. But what feels really good is when Hugh or Northwind share their love.

[Office_Shredder]

nads, a blue (it's actually grey I think) box is definitely a 0 rep

SKOF, is this a probability measure on the family F = all subsets of N?:

P(A) = lim inf n -> infinite (#( A V {1,2,3...,n-1,n})/n)

[S_K_O_F]

nads, a blue (it's actually grey I think) box is definitely a 0 rep

SKOF, is this a probability measure on the family F = all subsets of N?:

P(A) = lim inf n -> infinite (#( A V {1,2,3...,n-1,n})/n)

HA HA HA

you don't know???

HA HA HA

you are so stupid

HA HA HA!!!

(please do not ask me smart questions that I do not know the asnwer to)

[Office_Shredder]

For the probability challenged, the answer is no ;)

[ArcPaladinZero]

that site u linkk me 2 is bad! it dont worked 4 me!1

[S_K_O_F]

that site u linkk me 2 is bad! it dont worked 4 me!1

ha ha ha

your internet suxors!!!

ha ha ha

[Chingy]

Hahaha! Ur speling suxorz!

[moto shando]

man skoff your a jerk!! well you can't laugh at me I got no big problems so now i'm laughing at you lol ha ha ha ha

[Dark*Demon]

man skoff your a jerk!! well you can't laugh at me I got no big problems so now i'm laughing at you lol ha ha ha ha
hahaha you posted in this thread to be flamed!

[Jonspen]

I don't think this is true SKOFFY, I've received several blue reps for 1 point each from people with a single green dot. I think if they have less than something like 20 they give blue dots out. Now between you and terps rock, you two both posi repped me today and I got 6 points total, so you boys are packing some reps. But what feels really good is when Hugh or Northwind share their love.


= Skofy (5 rep) + Terps (1 rep)

[Bottle]

I think rep is based mainly on post count, not current rep.

[Glamdring]

Mostly yes. I give 3, I think, as does Hugh. I'm not sure what you'd give, bottle, but it would be nicely impressive. Jeff gave something like 7 or 9 when he was around, I don't remember which.

Edit: nads, I laughed so hard when I read your post.

The rest of you guys just weren't that funny, I guess. Too bad for you. Suxorz!1

[Northwind]

SKOF - I got 99 problems. :(

[S_K_O_F]

SKOF - I got 99 problems. :(

woh woh woh woh woh!!!

lets limit this to one problem per post

[bludhoundz]

woh woh woh woh woh!!!

lets limit this to one problem per post

Hahahhaha! Skof can't handle a normal 99 problems at once! Hahaha.

[S_K_O_F]

Hahahhaha! Skof can't handle a normal 99 problems at once! Hahaha.

ha ha ha

bludhoundz has a small wee wee!!!

:eek:
I am the doctor here! ONLY I get to laugh