The sacred thread of Armegeddon

[The Cheat]

WTF?

When did Jeh become gold?:confused:

[Oisin]

OMGZ @|23 '/0|_| 73|-| |\||_|8(z)0|2?????!!!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?

Duh, www.lineage2.com but I never told you

[ko71991]

OMGZ @|23 '/0|_| 73|-| |\||_|8(z)0|2?????!!!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?

Duh, www.lineage2.com but I never told you
I can't even read that.

BTW TC, you notice the smallest things, you know that?

[The Cheat]

I can't even read that.

BTW TC, you notice the smallest things, you know that?


Do I? I did not know that. How's Liz comming on the new phone book?

[ko71991]

Do I? I did not know that. How's Liz comming on the new phone book?
I thought pinkie was the one re-making the phone book?

[Lex]

I better be in it!

[Oisin]

Phonebook shmonebook.

[The Cheat]

I thought pinkie was the one re-making the phone book?


They both are together. At least that's what I heard.

[ko71991]

They both are together. At least that's what I heard.
And they don't even bother asking for the help of the Official Post Whore?! I'm offended. :mad:

[Oisin]

No sir, you have offended me!

PISTOLS AT DAWN

[ko71991]

FORGET PISTOLS YOU PANSY! Cotton gloves at dawn! :mad:

[The Cheat]

I like swords. :)

[Oisin]

Noone asked you?

Its pistols or knives. No gloves, I'd win to easy.

[ReTodd]

Real men duel with hand grenades. And no, you can't pick them up like they do in the movie Red Dawn. This is not bizzaro world.

[ko71991]

Noone asked you?

Its pistols or knives. No gloves, I'd win to easy.
What's the matter? You chicken!

[Demon_Wings]

Gloves gloves gloves!!!! And every one knows real men do it with rubber chickens.

[The Cheat]

I won today.

[Zoticus]

Who put the BLOW in JOB?

[ko71991]

Who put the BLOW in JOB?
CEO Secretaries. DUH!

[Zoticus]

CEO Secretaries. DUH!
How do you know? :eek: :confused: :bad:

[ko71991]

How do you know? :eek: :confused: :bad:
Isn't it obvious?

[Demon_Wings]

*cough cough Bill Clinton cough cough*

[ReTodd]

I got a hummer from my girlfriend in the Ice Cream truck when I was the ice cream man. Fortunately there were no little kids trying to chase me down for a choco-taco. I work in schools now so that will be my only hummer at work story unless I pick up a summer job.

*thinking of BJ friendly summer job*

[Demon_Wings]

I made little to no sence of that. BUt what i got you go around schools. And pick up little kids....MICHAEL JACKSON FOUND IS WAY TO OUR FORUMS!!! xD you know i'm only kidding dude....Unless that is what you ment the....Don't come to my school.

[Zoticus]

Isn't it obvious?
It wasn't till now, I'm glad you came oout of the closet Ko, breathe the clean air. :huh:

[ck1]

I got a hummer from my girlfriend in the Ice Cream truck when I was the ice cream man. Fortunately there were no little kids trying to chase me down for a choco-taco. I work in schools now so that will be my only hummer at work story unless I pick up a summer job.

*thinking of BJ friendly summer job*


I LOVE CHOCO-TACOS!!!

[Demon_Wings]

No ck1 don't go in his truck!!!!

[ko71991]

*skips along towards Todd's truck*

[ThinkTank]

This is my first post here. :cool:

I also made it as useless as possible.

[ko71991]

Oh yeah?








































:cool:

[ThinkTank]

Oh yeah?








































:cool:

Yea...



































:cool: ...I quoted too, so i win n00b!

[ko71991]

__

[ThinkTank]

__


Noob all you did was use the underscore. :p

[ko71991]

Right, and exactly, in your opinion.. How useless was that?


Yeah-huh. I won. :)

[ThinkTank]

..

[ko71991]

You won't give up? :dry:

[ThinkTank]

Nah, I'm done with that. :p

[Scorpionz]

~.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I WIN!!!

[Wizzy`]

~.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I WIN!!!


No, I do.

[ko71991]

I.

[The Cheat]

I got a hummer from my girlfriend in the Ice Cream truck when I was the ice cream man. Fortunately there were no little kids trying to chase me down for a choco-taco. I work in schools now so that will be my only hummer at work story unless I pick up a summer job.

*thinking of BJ friendly summer job*



WTF? :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

[Scorpionz]

LOL.

Didnt see that before.

[Wizzy`]

Hummers are fun.

There so big, and some are yellow. I liek the yellow ones.

[The Cheat]

I did. *yawn* I'm bored.

[Scorpionz]

Black All The Way!!!111oneone!!!

[ko71991]

Hummers are fun.

There so big, and some are yellow. I liek the yellow ones.
Hummers suck now... Well the H3.

[The Cheat]

http://www.nbc.com/Video/videos/snl_1439_natalieraps.shtml

Not bored anymore. I need to go buy some DDR stuff.

[Zoticus]

WTF? :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
"The Great One" confused. :confused:

This just isn't right. :dry:

[Scorpionz]

I see your point

[The Cheat]

"The Great One" confused. :confused:

This just isn't right. :dry:


I'm ok now. :bigsmile:

[Demon_Wings]

I've been confused sence the day i was born and not one person has expressed on bit of concern.........Wait...have they?....I don't remeber.

[The Cheat]

I should bring back my anime is werid thread.

[Demon_Wings]

It is weird....Cause the chicks can be like 16 and look like super modles. And all the guys look like chicks with out boobs.

[Scorpionz]

Wtf!!!

[Demon_Wings]

I'm guessing you don't watch anime xD.

[kegsworth]

I'm guessing you don't watch anime xD.

I'm guessing you spend too much time watching Anime.

*Mutters something about guys looking like girls without boobs . . .*

[Demon_Wings]

Hey i like anime. And i'm not afraid to admit it :p .

[Wizzy`]

Hey i like anime. And i'm not afraid to admit it :p .


Sounds gay.


Anime is for guys who like cartoon porn, Anime has wanna-be hot cartoons with big ass titties, barely coverd.

[Lex]

Sounds gay.


Anime is for guys who like cartoon porn, Anime has wanna-be hot cartoons with big ass titties, barely coverd.
You know you love it!

[Wizzy`]

You know you love it!


Ew.

[Lex]

Ew.
Maybe if you let me outta the closet i would know :(

[Wizzy`]

Maybe if you let me outta the closet i would know :(


I let you out yesterday, and you tried to run.

[Lex]

I was going to the kitchen, i Was hungry!!!

[The Cheat]

Sounds gay.


Anime is for guys who like cartoon porn, Anime has wanna-be hot cartoons with big ass titties, barely coverd.



That just about sums it up. Oh add space and energy beams.

[Demon_Wings]

Energy beams are awsome...And were did you get space from?

[wolf rayne {D}]

Ok, im warning you, i have to double post, because im typing up my banner requirements to put in my siggy. Just so you know im doing it for a reason.

[wolf rayne {D}]

Wolf Rayne's Banner requirements.
Now, before you request a god damn banner you should know what to put in the request.....READ THE FOLLOWING CAREFULLY, IT YOU WANT A BANNER, THIS MEANS YOU!!!ONE11ONE

Size: i normally do my banners in size 400 by 130, but, i can alter it to meet anywhere in forum regulation size, which is 600 by 140. Note, that is a big ass banner. I ask for you to think over the size...If you do not request a specific size, i will assume you want 400 by 130, which is the size of my banner.
I also do userbars.

Color: I can do all sorts of colors, but, the style i use calls for matching the render color with the BG color. I will do this if you dont request a certain color. You have been warned.

Render: A render is a screenshot of a videogame charachter, or, otherwise a picture of a main object with no background--Please try your absolute hardest to find a render on the following site (or any other render site)
www.render-world.com

Theme: I can do a couple themes for banners. They are listen below, note, that if a theme you want is not on there, you have to tell me the general style, so i can get it right.

Grunge
Abstract
Vector (AKA modular)
Horror
Axe (see below, this is a "house special")

Text: You can give me anything you want for primary text, but it is normally your name (because it is larger, and the more notable) or a different SN. Clan names can work too, for clan based banners.
2ndary text: Basically anything you wanted that wasnt your primary text.
Note: Text must comply with forum rules.

Animation: My animation skills are limited. I can do some stuff, but, well...Not alot. Rain is my personal favorite, but i dont wanna do too many rain ones.

The house special.
I can do something called an Axe Banner. IT is based off of the design of an Axe Body Spray Can, with, your screen name (if you have a two or more word name, well...We'll improvise) and a word that describes you well. You can choose to have a description to the side or not. These banners arent bad, contrary to popular belief.

The Logo: No matter who you are, If your a punk rock vocalist, techie, celebrity, i put my logo on your banner. IT is for referall, not that i think youll rip it off.


And this conclues the banner reqs.

[Demon_Wings]

What the?.....Whatever man..

[ReTodd]

I refuse to listen to anyone who says they hate anime and hasn't seen Ninja Scroll.

[Wizzy`]

I refuse to listen to anyone who says they hate anime and hasn't seen Ninja Scroll.


:eek:

[Demon_Wings]

Never heard of Ninja Scroll...But i do like anime...And Outlaw Star was the best!!!

[Wizzy`]

For nubs.

[Lex]

Wizzy pwned. :cool:

[Demon_Wings]

Wizzy couldn't pwn......Well......No he pwned that....I don't know....Wizzy couldn't pwn....Ok maybe he could...But still my point remains valad...or not...I had a point to this...Great now i'm confused..

[Scorpionz]

Youre Wrong.

Have A Nice Day :)

[Demon_Wings]

Don't go all Mankind on me now. With your have a nice day and what not.

[Wizzy`]

Have a nice daay!

[Demon_Wings]

You don't even know who Mankind is....

[Quattro]

You don't even know who Mankind is....


WWF wrestler (WWE now) Also, a book writer. I have his biography "Have a nice day" The Hardcore legend, got his tooth knocked out in a hell in a cell vs. Undertaker
He is:
Cactus Jack
Dude Love
Mick Foley


BLOW ME.

dont mess with me with WWE, been watchin' it for 13 years.
~Wizz

[Lex]

Mick Foley Rocks

[Demon_Wings]

WWF wrestler (WWE now) Also, a book writer. I have his biography "Have a nice day" The Hardcore legend, got his tooth knocked out in a hell in a cell vs. Undertaker
He is:
Cactus Jack
Dude Love
Mick Foley


BLOW ME.

dont mess with me with WWE, been watchin' it for 13 years.
~Wizz
Ok then, you do know who Mankind is. Alright....Good for you.

[Quattro]

Ok then, you do know who Mankind is. Alright....Good for you.


Idiot.

[Demon_Wings]

How was i suposed to know that your a WWE fan.

[Quattro]

How was i suposed to know that your a WWE fan.

Because I knew what you were talking about when you said that "Have a nice day" and mankind..?

[Lex]

Wizzy Pwned again! :swoon:

[Demon_Wings]

Don't go all Mankind on me now. With your have a nice day and what not.
Cause i sayd "Have a nice day and what not".....Seems kind of like a give away.

[Quattro]

Cause i sayd "Have a nice day and what not".....Seems kind of like a give away.

k.

[Demon_Wings]

Well...Still i was kinda shocked to meat another WWE fan.

[Scorpionz]

U Better Be! :cool:

[The Cheat]

Well...Still i was kinda shocked to meat another WWE fan.


I have watched the WWF/WWE since I was four.

[Demon_Wings]

Whow...WWE.....4....OK throw the book out on this one. Alright i guess there are more WWE fans than i though xD.

[ReTodd]

I watched WWF when I was little. Then, about the time I killed my imaginary friend, I graduated to watching two grown men actually beating the crap out of one another in a battle of wills. Too bad it is a theatrical production.

[Zoticus]

*Takes large crap on thread*

Haha. Beat that Ko.

[Demon_Wings]

Whow....That came out of no were.

[Zoticus]

Ko pissed on my thread on another forum. Sense he likes this thread, I thought I would crap on it. :)

[Scorpionz]

Screw Ko! JK!!

[Zoticus]

I have, he screamed like a little girl.

[Demon_Wings]

*pisses on D*D's face* take that you SOB :D
Only i piss/take dump on this thred!!!!:angry: *Takes a dump on thred* MY TERRITORY!!!!!

[ko71991]

Haha. Beat that Ko.
I would, but my large piece of shit somehow learned how to walk, and talk and it just took a crap on this thread.

BTW from now on, keep me out of your fantasies. You don't know me like that.

[ReTodd]

*Takes large crap on thread*

Haha. Beat that Ko.

Zoticus gave the thread a Hot Carl:allok:

[Zoticus]

I have to pay the water bill. *pee's on thread* and on Ko.

[ko71991]

Oh shit, I just got *peed on*

I'm the immature dumbass?

EDIT: Hmm, lemme go over this.
Stop being such a immature dumbass and grow up, actually go outside *nerd* I will do what I want when I want how I want and there nothing you can do. -Zot Fantasises about ko
Actually I'd tell you to grow up too, but you've been trying so hard to do that, it's just annoying. I think I'd like you better as an immature dumbass, rather than some punk ass immature dumbass trying to act mature... When really you're just embarrassing yourself. And don't even get me started on that nerd shit. :rolleyes:

[Demon_Wings]

Better get some oinment cause that was a burn...

[Hellblazer]

I think I'd like you better as an immature dumbass, rather than some punk ass immature dumbass trying to act mature...
Omg! That's pretty funny.

[The Cheat]

I have to pay the water bill. *pee's on thread* and on Ko.


That's not cool.



I demand you remove that quote from your sig. I'm the only "Great One" around here.

[Quattro]

I hated when Zot acted like he did. I like him better now.

[The Cheat]

I hated when Zot acted like he did. I like him better now.


What's with everyone and the pokemon banners? Pokemon is done and gone.

[Quattro]

What's with everyone and the pokemon banners? Pokemon is done and gone.

They're copying off me.

[Demon_Wings]

What's with everyone and the pokemon banners? Pokemon is done and gone.
Your right Pokemon is gone and done *hides pokemon underwear* yup done and gone.

[Hellblazer]

They're copying off me.
Nah. You're copying off Wizz.

[Demon_Wings]

Look at the siggy...Known as Wizzy in the Tao Forums.

[Quattro]

Nah. You're copying off Wizz.

*points to sig*

[Demon_Wings]

Demon got one right!!!!!:eek: :D :bigsmile:

[Hellblazer]

I got one wrong?!
*dies*
*regenerates as V*
Hello, chaps.
<.<
>.>
Time to blow up Parlaiment. C'mon!
Yeah, too much caffeine...

[mushroom_girl]

This thread has gone from stupid, to retarded, to funny, and down to some unexplored level of nonsense that has never been known to man before this moment.

Continue babbling.

[Quattro]

*babble*

[ko71991]

This thread has gone from stupid, to retarded, to funny, and down to some unexplored level of nonsense that has never been known to man before this moment.

Continue babbling.
Wow, and here I thought we were spamming this whole time. :confused:

[Demon_Wings]

This thread has gone from stupid, to retarded, to funny, and down to some unexplored level of nonsense that has never been known to man before this moment.

Continue babbling.
*gets in explores clothes*.....Yeah.....*puts some clothes on* better....*starts exploring the nonsense*.....Strange....This nonsence contanes trace elements of gold silver and helium........I have no idea what that means.

[ko71991]

Hey! Get out of there, it tickles.

[Demon_Wings]

But it's nice warm and damp here.....Oh don't tell me...*gets out of there*....Ahhh man that was sick...

[ko71991]

Oh don't act like it's all new to you.

[Scorpionz]

What Ko said :cool: :mellow:

[Demon_Wings]

It's not all new to me....Last time it was a girl though.....

[ko71991]

Oh sure. Let's all be immature and start calling names.

[Lex]

Oh sure. Let's all be immature and start calling names.
Mustard nooby poop head!

[ko71991]

You have no idea how much that hurt... :cray:

[Demon_Wings]

It's ok ko....He just makes fun of retards to make himself feel better.

[ko71991]

But my feelings..

[Demon_Wings]

I'm ganna be honest with you ko....Retards don't have feelings...You only think you do.

[ko71991]

I'm ganna be honest with you ko....Retards don't have feelings...You only think you do.
Well, at least we retards have dictionaries. ;)

[Scorpionz]

I hate Retards! Ko. Hes the Retard not you :cray:

[Demon_Wings]

:eek: i don't think you understand....Ko is a retard...And he knows it...He's still the coolest retard around though

[mushroom_girl]

:eek: i don't think you understand....Ko is a retard...And he knows it...He's still the coolest retard around though
...

You're all stupid.

[Demon_Wings]

But yet you hung out with every one of us...xD

[Sluff]

Ironic how this thread is suppose to be the "sacred thread of Army," yet Dark*Demon mis-spelled Armageddon...

[Demon_Wings]

But you have to admit..It has gone 443 pages strong. It has to be somwhat sacred.

[Sluff]

Yeah, I know.
But you're really not an Army fanatic if you can't even spell Armageddon right..

[Demon_Wings]

I don't know about calling D*D and army fanatic. He was just a weak gold befor i got to him. I truned him into a man. He lost to me on his gold (i was only a grey) i actually made him good...No lie...

[Sluff]

Wow...

Well, I was 1 knight away from beating imsocool1 in Armageddon when he was in CG..

I was a grey, he is a gold. And he has 1300+ stats(or DID, when I played him).
THATS pathetic, I have no clue how he could've gotten all those stats..

[Demon_Wings]

I wouldn't know..I'm semi retired...That means i sit in the lobby a lot. And i play clan mates... i rarly play outside the clan any more.

[Sluff]

Thats kinda like me.
Because I ALWAYS get disconnected during games... :(

[Zander]

Wow...

Well, I was 1 knight away from beating imsocool1 in Armageddon when he was in CG..

I was a grey, he is a gold. And he has 1300+ stats(or DID, when I played him).
THATS pathetic, I have no clue how he could've gotten all those stats..
he probably jumps greys for a living :dry:

[Demon_Wings]

More than likly...

[Scorpionz]

He does.

[Lex]

...

You're all stupid.
I agree, everyone who currently fruequently posts in this thread is utterly moronic.

[Deepsea Warrior]

Lex wow it most of been scary for you with taht man pertending he was your father... o.o
Good luck lex
-deepsea

[Quattro]

Lex wow it most of been scary for you with taht man pertending he was your father... o.o
Good luck lex
-deepsea


I'm gonna stab you.

[Lex]

Wow, Deepsea, you're nooby beyond compare.

1. I didn't make this thread.
2. the thread "Cruel and unusual punishment" is the only thing close to what you said.
3. That thread was made by mushroom_girl
4. that was over a year ago
5. you're a noob leave me alone and go die.


Edit: wizzy please stab him.

[The Cheat]

I have decided that I now own this thread. HAIL KING CHEAT.:king: :king: :king: :king: :king:

[Quattro]

I have decided that I now own this thread. HAIL KING CHEAT.:king: :king: :king: :king: :king:


:worthy: :worthy:

[Demon_Wings]

I bow to no man....*bows to liz* :p

[Scorpionz]

I Bow to no man! *Bows to demon wings* :P

[Demon_Wings]

Your right scorpionz, i'm not a man...I'm a God!!!! *gets struck with lighting*...OK i'm more than a man...but less then a God...*no lighting* yeah we'll go with that one... :p

[Scorpionz]

I struck you with lightning because im Zeus!

[Quattro]

I struck you with lightning because im Zeus!


*smacks you*

[Scorpionz]

*faints*

[Demon_Wings]

Zeuse is a girly man!

[Scorpionz]

No He isnt!

[Demon_Wings]

Yes he is!!! I'll fight you here just not in Cruel and Unusual :p

[Scorpionz]

Ok here and now! :bigsmile:

[Demon_Wings]

Let's do this stuff then!!! *takes off all clothes and puts on little tights* I'm ganna do this WWE style!!! :p

[The Cheat]

Let's do this stuff then!!! *takes off all clothes and puts on little tights* I'm ganna do this WWE style!!! :p


Backlash is comming to my hometwon on April 30th. A Pay-Per-View in my own town! HOW SWEET IT IS!

Edit: What old thread of mine should I bring back?

[Demon_Wings]

Awsome. But i'm ganna see WM (on my tv) and plz don't bring back any of your old threds :p ....Naw do whatever you want.

[Wizzy`]

I've always wonderd..

EDIT: Nevermind :)

[Demon_Wings]

Wondered what?

[Scorpionz]

Yeah! What?

[Wizzy`]

Yeah! What?

You got post 6666 >_<

[Demon_Wings]

No you gotta be scared of 6666666 we are still save right now. 7 6's perfect evil!

[Hellblazer]

You got post 6666 >_<
But who got post 666?
*goes WAAAAY back*
ShadoWielder.

[Wizzy`]

But who got post 666?
*goes WAAAAY back*
ShadoWielder.


Haha, nice.

[Demon_Wings]

Still don't know what you were wondering...

[Scorpionz]

Yay for me! :p

[Jehutyv.2.0]

No you gotta be scared of 6666666 we are still save right now. 7 6's perfect evil!
Wouldn't that... negate evil?

[Demon_Wings]

Nope all it says is 7 stands for perfect...Not holy. 7 6's....The Perfect Evil...Witch means it pure evil!

[Jehutyv.2.0]

Nope all it says is 7 stands for perfect...Not holy. 7 6's....The Perfect Evil...Witch means it pure evil!
Uh. Wouldn't perfection entail holiness in this scenario? That's why 666 is recognized as the evil, not 6666666. I think they would have thought of that....

[mushroom_girl]

ShadoWielder.
She still pays for my gold. :)

We're planning on hanging out today too. Yay, fun!

[ko71991]

Correct me of I'm wrong but isn't it Shodo?

[Jehutyv.2.0]

Correct me of I'm wrong but isn't it Shodo?
Hell, you just got kown3d.

[Hellblazer]

Correct me of I'm wrong but isn't it Shodo?
o....a....The difference: a line.:p

[Demon_Wings]

Uh. Wouldn't perfection entail holiness in this scenario? That's why 666 is recognized as the evil, not 6666666. I think they would have thought of that....
Jev i can't argue with you....Because i'm not nearly smart enough :p

[Hellblazer]

Jev i can't argue with you....Because i'm not nearly smart enough :p
Nor satanic enough.

[Jehutyv.2.0]

Jev i can't argue with you....Because i'm not nearly smart enough :p
Or maybe they just couldn't count all the way to 6666666. I don't really know.

[Zoticus]

*bump*

[The Cheat]

*bump*


There was no need for that. This thread will always be around. I still don't like that quote in your sig. Replace it.

[Demon_Wings]

Or maybe they just couldn't count all the way to 6666666. I don't really know.
Count to 6666666...Dude honestly...I can't even count to 100....

[The Cheat]

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.....twice!

[Demon_Wings]

Dude...Your a Chuck Norris fan boy? Well my friends liked Chuck Norris for a bit too...Then i showed them somthing that they will never forget..They stoped worshiping Chuck Norris...And started worshiping what i showed them...The God Shoe!

[The Cheat]

Dude...Your a Chuck Norris fan boy? Well my friends liked Chuck Norris for a bit too...Then i showed them somthing that they will never forget..They stoped worshiping Chuck Norris...And started worshiping what i showed them...The God Shoe!


What are you talking about?:confused: :confused: :confused:

[Demon_Wings]

You like that Chuck Norris guy right? Well I'll snap you out of that...I'm from Texas and i don't give two craps about the guy...You just need to see The God Shoe...

[Demon_Wings]

You like that Chuck Norris guy right? Well I'll snap you out of that...I'm from Texas and i don't give two craps about the guy...You just need to see The God Shoe...

[ko71991]

I hate it when conversations come to Chuck Norris. :rolleyes:

"Chuck Norris can do this, Chuck Norris can do that"

"Chuck Norris lost his left nut and we now call it Mercury!"

"ZomGzorxxx t3h Chuck Norris is t3h g0dzox cuz he rack my n j00 sackz0rz!!11!"

[Jehutyv.2.0]

I hate it when conversations come to Chuck Norris. :rolleyes:

"Chuck Norris can do this, Chuck Norris can do that"

"Chuck Norris lost his left nut and we now call it Mercury!"

"ZomGzorxxx t3h Chuck Norris is t3h g0dzox cuz he rack my n j00 sackz0rz!!11!"
Yeah, God, I hate that!

Everyone knows we call his left nut Jupiter.

[R G]

You like that Chuck Norris guy right? Well I'll snap you out of that...I'm from Texas and i don't give two craps about the guy...You just need to see The God Shoe...


As much as my intutition says don't ask him what the God Shoe is...it's a set up...

My curiosity says...What is the God Shoe?

So fill me and my curiosity in on what is the God Shoe?

[ko71991]

Yeah, God, I hate that!

Everyone knows we call his left nut Jupiter.
:dry:

[Scorpionz]

Chuck Norris' left nut is fricken a marble that came in my suitcase :confused:

[Demon_Wings]

Ahhh The God Shoe is a shoe that i wore on my right foot. I slaped like every guy in my school with that shoe in one year. Then my pal got it and threw it ontop of a bookcase and started bowing to it. Then we got a permanit marker and wrote God Shoe on it...Hence it was named The God Shoe...This year when somone gets me mad i bring the God Shoe to school and slap them with it. Everybody loves, worships, and fears the God Shoe.

[Zoticus]

There was no need for that. This thread will always be around. I still don't like that quote in your sig. Replace it.
You know what Cheat, I think you and I are the only clanless hoes who stick around here. :bigsmile:

[ko71991]

No one would take either of you. ;)

[Jehutyv.2.0]

Ahhh The God Shoe is a shoe that i wore on my right foot. I slaped like every guy in my school with that shoe in one year. Then my pal got it and threw it ontop of a bookcase and started bowing to it. Then we got a permanit marker and wrote God Shoe on it...Hence it was named The God Shoe...This year when somone gets me mad i bring the God Shoe to school and slap them with it. Everybody loves, worships, and fears the God Shoe.
That was extremely disappointing.

[Scorpionz]

"The God Shoe"

*Spits on it*

[Demon_Wings]

Hey i said it's a cure for Chuck Norris...I'll slap the Chuck Norris right out of you with the God Shoe...Well that's how it got it's name. But sence it has "God" in it it obviously has stories...There's a kid that smells in my grade. The guys say that the kid who smells steped on the God Shoe... And because of this the God Shoe grew angry and threw a Scunk at him...A scunk that made him smell for all etnernity. I got more stories if you wish to here.

*god shoe reflects spit into your own face*

[The Cheat]

You know what Cheat, I think you and I are the only clanless hoes who stick around here. :bigsmile:



I have not played the game in over a year.:dry:

[Demon_Wings]

Really? I just came out of retirment today. Even though it's only been like 3 months sence my last game xD .

[The Cheat]

Ahhh The God Shoe is a shoe that i wore on my right foot. I slaped like every guy in my school with that shoe in one year. Then my pal got it and threw it ontop of a bookcase and started bowing to it. Then we got a permanit marker and wrote God Shoe on it...Hence it was named The God Shoe...This year when somone gets me mad i bring the God Shoe to school and slap them with it. Everybody loves, worships, and fears the God Shoe.


I don't. :dry: :dry: :dry: :dry: :dry: :dry:

[Demon_Wings]

Tha'ts cause i haven't beaten the crap out of you with it yet.

[The Cheat]

Tha'ts cause i haven't beaten the crap out of you with it yet.


Right. You get right on that. :dry: :rolleyes: :dry: :rolleyes:

[Demon_Wings]

I honestly wish i could...

[The Cheat]

I honestly wish i could...


Please don't talk to me anymore.:dry:

[Demon_Wings]

I don't. :dry: :dry: :dry: :dry: :dry: :dry:
You adressed me first.

[The Cheat]

Please don't talk to me anymore.:dry:


So ya Demon_Wings.

[Demon_Wings]

I'll stop if you stop :p .

[Zoticus]

I have not played the game in over a year.:dry:
I know me either, I found the anti-drug. Or, you can just say I spend way more time here.

[Scorpionz]

Ive started doing that too :)

[Demon_Wings]

Pfff anti drug...No such thing...Drugs is drugs the only anti drug is death....I just thought of a great anti drug comercial....

*Shows dude sitting there smoking*....*Phone rings answering machein gets it and girl says* Rodger if your hereing this...I want you to know it's over between us....*end machein*
Guy: I need to quit this stuff....*Camra goes out side....sound of gun shots*

Death my anti drug :p .

[ko71991]

Why does the camera have to go outside?

I say we let a drive-by shoot up his pad!

[Demon_Wings]

Why does the camera have to go outside?

I say we let a drive-by shoot up his pad!
Good Question!!! *Goes back in house sees that guy pussed out and didn't actually shoot himslef* Hmmmm...Pussed out huh? *calls ko* Comence drive by....*Ko shoots up place*

2 weeks later....
Jev: Wtf happened?
Ko: DW was a dumbass and didn't get out of the house...

END

[ko71991]

See, that's why getting out of a house you just called a drive-by on... Is a good thing.

Take notes kids.

[Demon_Wings]

Yup...Because of my stupidity...I just tought you a valuable life lesson...Good luck and good night. *music starts to play*

Cut, print, gay!

[ko71991]

Now you know, 'coz it's G.I. JOE!

[Demon_Wings]

Now you know, 'coz it's G.I. JOE!
G.I. Joe...What a coincidence cause i'm going comando.

*everybody is like what is comando*

Jev: It means he's becoming an army person.
DW: For once Jev your smart logic is wrong we need street logic for this one!
Wolf: It means he aint wearing underwear.
DW: Pretty much...

[ko71991]

Yep. You're fly's pinching your *woo-hoo* too, huh?

[Demon_Wings]

Yeah how did you know? OH ROD!!! *Quickly trys to tuck it back in*....Sorry bout that dudes!

[ko71991]

Meh, don't say sorry. I'm just made $20,000 in that 5 minutes selling the video to ebay.
People buy anything there.

[Demon_Wings]

Dude...I'm having a fundraiser at school for the children of cancer or somthing...Can i have a dollar? It's for the children man!....Yeah i just want the pizza party thing for the class that raises the most.

[ko71991]

Ooh, our school's having the same thing. Only we get an Olive Garden meal instead of the pizza thing.

Bastards must've been thinking, "Oh they're Compton kids! They most likely never had the money to taste an Olive Garden meal before, so we'll give them that!"

I don't know, this is why not being bored, is a good thing.

[Demon_Wings]

Well you and me are pretty much just rambling on about nothing....So yeah not being bored=good...

[ko71991]

NOTHING?! You have nothing?! I want some.

[Demon_Wings]

No you leave the precious alone!!! It's my nothing...I'll protect you my nothing...

[ko71991]

I'll kill you for nothing!

[Demon_Wings]

Hell i'll kill myself for nothing!

[ko71991]

*steals nothing*

[Demon_Wings]

*steals nothing back* Man i'll can do this for hours...I'm Mexican odale vato (not hoto so don't think i just cussed you out)

[ko71991]

What?! HOTO?!

Aww hell naw! *click*

[Demon_Wings]

You need to stop watching Carlos Mencia hoe. :p

[ko71991]

But that sh*t is just so f*ck*h m *deep!!*!

[Demon_Wings]

I guess you can watch it. But do you take jokes serirously?

[ko71991]

Jokes aren't supposed to be taken seriously. Isn't it what jokes are for.

[Jehutyv.2.0]

Jokes aren't supposed to be taken seriously. Isn't it what jokes are for.
Unless they are cruel and hateful.

[Demon_Wings]

Unless they are cruel and hateful.
Carlos Mencia is not for you!

[Jehutyv.2.0]

Carlos Mencia is not for you!
No. You misunderstand my post.

[mushroom_girl]

Carlos Mencia is not for you!
He's not cruel or hateful. He's just funny.

He makes ALOT of good points. Look for his comedy show on Comedy Central from about 4 years ago. He makes some great points, and I love him for it.

Also, he makes more fun of the stereotypes than of the actual people. Think about it. He's not a racist, he even makes fun of his own race. It's great! I guess it's just a show for people who don't get offended easily. :)

[ko71991]

Unless they are cruel and hateful.
Then that wouldn't be a joke.

[Jehutyv.2.0]

To the dealer, yes it would. To the receiver, no it would not.

Haven't you ever been publicly humiliated in school?

[Demon_Wings]

To the dealer, yes it would. To the receiver, no it would not.

Haven't you ever been publicly humiliated in school?
Nope. Unless you concider farting in the gym humiliating, it echoed...Funny as hell. I didn't think it would be loud xD

[The Cheat]

To the dealer, yes it would. To the receiver, no it would not.

Haven't you ever been publicly humiliated in school?


Yep. Had to dress as a girl ALL day.



I found out today that I'm going to prom. Funny thing is my "date" Lauren, who is my good friend, is gay. Mom's really going like that one.

[Scorpionz]

Your going to the prom with a gay guy?

[The Cheat]

Your going to the prom with a gay guy?


No. I'm going with a gay GIRL. Werid I know.

[Lex]

Have fun there cheat.

[The Cheat]

Have fun there cheat.


I plan on it. She is my good friend.

[ko71991]

Yep. Had to dress as a girl ALL day.



I found out today that I'm going to prom. Funny thing is my "date" Lauren, who is my good friend, is gay. Mom's really going like that one.
What if she's bi.