The sacred thread of Armegeddon

[Dark*Demon]

I felt we armageddoners had nothing in our tao lifes to worship...
So i thought lets make a sacred thread to worship every single day of his life*points*...

Any ways.... lets all get our brown robes on and worship this sacred thread of Armeggedon!!!!Dont get angered about this thread, armageddon needs more posts anyways...
Oh and since this is so sacred i say No quoting this.... :) :cool:

[finalfantasyt]

worship...a thread...? oh well, works for me, lol. :D

[Oisin]

*bows down*

i love worshipping inanimate objects!! so why not a thread?

[finalfantasyt]

well, im not sure if a thread is an object so much as an idea, but....
*bows down* :D :D

[Machin Shin]

BLASPHEMY!!!

*bends the knee*

[mushroom_girl]

*Spits on the thread* Yeah that's what I think!!

*gets struck by lighting*

*bows* I'm not worthy!!!

[Megabyte]

the sad part about it is that the thread has more ppl worshipping it than I do

[mushroom_girl]

the sad part about it is that the thread has more ppl worshipping it than I do

http://www.tacticsarenaonline.com/forum/showthread.php?t=14103&page=8&pp=15

Look through that page. That is like the Liz-worshipping thread, even though that's not what it was intended to be. But still...it turned out ok :cool:
*runs from thunder booming over-head* :eek:

[Office_Shredder]

*takes a piss*
aaaahhh...

[Wolfman]

*takes a piss*
aaaahhh...

good one OS.... let me continue your line....

**** wipe up :P

wolfy

[Machin Shin]

naw, I for one was just trying in vain to be phuny. like I'd worship a thread

*Takes a piss too*

[Machin Shin]

aw hell. sorry guys, didn't mean to double post

[2 Step]

I dont like worshipping things, but hell, I can break it this time.

Oh btw why did you post the same thing twice machin?

[Machin Shin]

well, in the course of trying to get my laggy IE browser to work (turns out it was the forum and not the browser. go figure *glares at bills*) somehow... well... stuff happens. let's jsut put it that way

[cs_zero]

*offers ko as a sacrifice to the sacred thread*

[Dark*Demon]

first let ko clean the floors from the piss...
then offer him :p

[finalfantasyt]

poor ko...he hasn't even posted in this thread and he's got to clean the floors and is being offered as a sacrifice... :rolleyes:

[mushroom_girl]

poor ko...he hasn't even posted in this thread and he's got to clean the floors and is being offered as a sacrifice... :rolleyes:

Well he DID kill Slef...so he deserves to be the sacrafice for the horrible sin he has commited :p

[Dark*Demon]

whos slef?
"nobody special"

[mushroom_girl]

whos slef?
"nobody special"

Slef...*sigh* get with the times. Ko ones said "Kills myslef." So, he killed Slef. It was very sad you know. And he;s very special!!

[Lex]

So, he killed Slef. It was very sad you know. And he;s very special!!

Well, what is very very strange wa at the time i really did have an account named slef, he was sorta my alter ego, but no one cares for my silly random information.

[swordking35]

i refuse tp worship a thread created by you because your stupid. :(


LOL :D

[mushroom_girl]

i refuse tp worship a thread created by you because your stupid. :(

And I used to type like you too because you're a noob :D

[ko71991]

*walks by the thread catching and apple and whistling*
What a beautiful day!
*spots thread and decides to have a look*
*walks in through the door of thread*
*as soon as I walk in cs and d*d grabs me from both sides trying to sacrifice me and clean up piss*
Wtf? No! Jesus loves you guys!!! *voice trails off and gets dragged into nothingness*

[Machin Shin]

lol KO
i refuse tp worship a thread created by you because your stupid. :(
Well... I was going to come up with a really good insult... but you just wern't worth what minimal brain power it would have taken.



KO, .... 71991.... is that how many times you've been Knocked Out?

[Dark*Demon]

i refuse tp worship a thread created by you because your stupid. :(


LOL :D
I may be stupid, but at least I know how to type a sentence.

[ko71991]

I wonder what you guys would've done if I had posted in this thread in the first place....

[mushroom_girl]

It probably wouldn't have made a difference :p but I would enver make you clean up piss.... ha, yea i would

[ko71991]

-_-, Jee, thx Liz, :(

[mushroom_girl]

You're welcome :)

So, when're we sacraficing?

[ko71991]

Hmm, no new banner for you young miss!!! *takes half a second and looks at her face*
Aww, hell, who am I kidding, *sigh* I'll get it done as soon as possible...

[mushroom_girl]

:) Ko, I'm going to miss you once we've sacraficed you...

[ko71991]

Ko, I'm going to miss you once we've sacraficed you...

Well, at least I shall be missed. I'll miss you all too. *sniff* No one cry for me, I'm already dead. :o :cool:

[ShodoWielder]

There's going to be a sacrifice? Is there going to be a fire? i like fire, they make lots of shadows. :D

*looks a beginning of thread* sacred thread :confused: okay, works for me *worships thread*

[Dark*Demon]

ok so lets get on with the sacrifice!
*uses ko's clothes to wipe the piss*
*ties ko to a log*
*opens up the great mouth of The Sacred thread of Armageddon*
*pushes shodowielder in the mouth*
*pushes log which ko is tied up on into the mouth of the thread of Armageddon*
*closes the mouth*

the sacrifice has been made...
and it was a 2 in 1 pack so we wont have to do it again next month...
but lets do it anyways!

[ShodoWielder]

ok so lets get on with the sacrifice!
*uses ko's clothes to wipe the piss*
*ties ko to a log*
*opens up the great mouth of The Sacred thread of Armageddon*
*pushes shodowielder in the mouth*
*pushes log which ko is tied up on into the mouth of the thread of Armageddon*
*closes the mouth*

the sacrifice has been made...
and it was a 2 in 1 pack so we wont have to do it again next month...
but lets do it anyways!



-_-" i don't like mouths. *jumps out of mouth* And you mean *pushs D*D into the mouth instead*

[ko71991]

*utters last words*
I LOVE LIZ! I REGRET NOTHIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiinnnnnngggg *voice trails off as I fall into mouth*

[Dark*Demon]

-_-" i don't like mouths. *jumps out of mouth* And you mean *pushs D*D into the mouth instead*
you cant do that i already closed the mouth :p

[ShodoWielder]

you cant do that i already closed the mouth :p

-_-" the world hates me, first my cellphone and now this *vanishes into mouth*

[ko71991]

*helps her out of mouth*
One sacrifice at a time now. :)

And I just noticed, did you just strip me D*D?!?!?!?!?!

[Oisin]

what happened to this thread...it started out as an innocent idol for me...and now ther's blood sacrifices.......COUNT ME IN!!

[ko71991]

I used to like this thread... TIL D*D STARTED TO STRIP ME OFF MY CLOTHES!!!! PERV!!!

[ShodoWielder]

thank you ko, your so nice unlike some ppl *glears at D*D*

once more i can't spell oh sacred thread with cool blood sacrifices help me to spell

[ko71991]

Your welcome. :)

[cs_zero]

The sacrifice of ko MUST be made!!
*re-dreses ko*
*re-opens mouth of thread*
*throws ko in there again*
*duck-tapes mouth shut*
*cant find wallet*
God damit!!
*cuts tape*
*jumps in mouth*
*gets self sacrificed*

[ShodoWielder]

The sacrifice of ko MUST be made!!
*re-dreses ko*
*re-opens mouth of thread*
*throws ko in there again*
*duck-tapes mouth shut*
*cant find wallet*
God damit!!
*cuts tape*
*jumps in mouth*
*gets self sacrificed*

*helps ko out of thread and tapes it shut* only one sacrifice at a time, remember? :D :p

[finalfantasyt]

just randomly, do threads have mouths?

[Dark*Demon]

I used to like this thread... TIL D*D STARTED TO STRIP ME OFF MY CLOTHES!!!! PERV!!!
i never stripped your clothes off i sed them to wipe the piss up when you were still in them...
and cs already sacrificed ko...

[ShodoWielder]

this thread has a mouth some where. And i know ko was already sacrificed, but so was I and i got helped out so it works, but know one else can come out of the mouth or go in because it's taped shut :D

[finalfantasyt]

*pours listerine down thread's throat*

poor thread....i just couldn't resist....:D

[ShodoWielder]

I taped the mouth shut


psst FFT ^ i said the mouth was shut, you can't poor anything down it :D :p
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[ShodoWielder]

I taped the mouth shut


psst FFT ^ i said the mouth was shut, you can't poor aything down it :D



i really didn't mean to double post here :( i'm really sorry

[mushroom_girl]

AHHA! N00B ALERT W00 W00000 sacrafice Rose! :p
Nah, jk. I vote for D*D : D

[ShodoWielder]

How many times do i have to tell ppl, i taped the mouth, you can't sacrifice any one unless you burn them at the stake, and of course the i can't be burned because the shadows will protect me. gees you guy's are slow :rolleyes: i would have tought that at least one of you would have cought on my now :D

[Dark*Demon]

How many times do i have to tell ppl, i taped the mouth, you can't sacrifice any one unless you burn them at the stake, and of course the i can't be burned because the shadows will protect me. gees you guy's are slow :rolleyes: i would have tought that at least one of you would have cought on my now :D
i already sacrificed you!!!!! go away!

[ShodoWielder]

Ohhh, your so mean :mad: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE *vanishes*

[ko71991]

*checks in cs'a wallet*
*moth flies out*
Wow, not even a picture in here...
AHHA! N00B ALERT W00 W00000 sacrafice Rose! :p
Nah, jk. I vote for D*D : D

Haha! I agree, sacrifice D*D!!!

[finalfantasyt]

It probably wouldn't have made a difference :p but I would enver make you clean up piss.... ha, yea i would

liz! im disappointed in you! trying to sneak that by! and btw, shadow, i pried the mouth open to pour down the listerine :D

[ko71991]

Yeah I thought I knew her...
I'm mad at her for that! *takes 1/10 of a second and looks at her puppy dog face* FORGIVEN!

[finalfantasyt]

-_-

well, i guess it's to be expected, after all those posts you and cs made, ko.

ko: i love liz!! cs: i love her more!! ko: i love her the most!!

:rolleyes:

[Dark*Demon]

you people are spamming this great thread of armageddon..
and ko you dont have a right to vote for any1 cause youve been sacrifced..
heres a pic http://img82.exs.cx/img82/8579/untitled221co.jpg

[mushroom_girl]

-_-

well, i guess it's to be expected, after all those posts you and cs made, ko.

ko: i love liz!! cs: i love her more!! ko: i love her the most!!

:rolleyes:

*sigh* good times, good times...*Hands Ko and FFT bats and comes around behind D*D* ...

[finalfantasyt]

great thread? what are you talking about?

*kicks thread* :p

[mushroom_girl]

great thread? what are you talking about?

*kicks thread* :p

Ooh *listens to thunder boom overhead and watches lighting flash* RUN FFT! BEFORE IT SMITES YOU! *waits for him to take the bat* ...(see previous post's black text)

[finalfantasyt]

Ooh *listens to thunder boom overhead and watches lighting flash* RUN FFT! BEFORE IT SMITES YOU! *waits for him to take the bat* ...(see previous post's black text)

*looks up and gets fried*

ow...but this thread is still a fool.

*gets zapped again* ;)

[ShodoWielder]

the all might thread is made FFT (by the way i'm now a ghost on this thread)
you really shouldn't provoke it. *thread speaking though my ghostly mouth* to redeam yourself FFT you need to sacrifice Dark*Deamon to me :D

[Dark*Demon]

*picks up the bat that ko was about to pick up and hits FFT over the head*
anyways why did you give ko a bat if hes been sacrificed already? :p
now i would push you into the mouth but its closed for the month so...
*bow downs to almighty thread*

[mushroom_girl]

*Hits D*D over the head when he's bowing* :D

[finalfantasyt]

ouch...my head...

and i still don't respect this thread. *slaps thread*

*is eaten by thread*

:eek: :eek:

[Machin Shin]

wizzz...... ahhh.....

[Oisin]

i have an idea...let's sacrifice me! it'll be fun? IM BEGGING YOU!

[Machin Shin]

NP man. *rips Oisin's heart out Indiana Jones style, and feeds it to a hundred ravenous dogs*
you're next bud ;)

[ko71991]

*sigh* good times, good times...*Hands Ko and FFT bats and comes around behind D*D* ...

It never ended. :D

*takes bat*
*hits D*D repeatedly*
*starts singing*
1 is for the I
2 is for the LOVE
50 is for the LIZ
50 more is for the !'s

(Uhm, the numbers is for the times I hit him)

P.S. I love you Liz. :)

[mushroom_girl]

Lol ko, :)

So...do you think the thread is full yet or do we need to feed it D*D as well? :p

[Machin Shin]

*wizzzzz*

[Office_Shredder]

Just stopping in for a quick sec.... the gas station down the street doesn't have a restroom...

*tinkle tinkle*

Aaaahh...

[finalfantasyt]

i think you guys need to lay off all those drinks. ;)

btw, we need someone to clean this up....

*looks at ko* :D

jk ko, i'm not gonna make you clean up piss again at least, not until you make me a banner...

[mushroom_girl]

jk ko, i'm not gonna make you clean up piss again at least, not until you make me a banner...

Ditto. :)

[Dark*Demon]

ko you can hit me with a bat not until you give me my rep points...
and wipes piss off thread using FFT.

[finalfantasyt]

ko you can hit me with a bat not until you give me my rep points...
and wipes piss off thread using FFT.

*dodges D*D and wipes piss up with D*D*

:D

[Dark*Demon]

*dodges D*D and wipes piss up with self*

:D
you cant beat me

[finalfantasyt]

you cant beat me

yes i can :p
*wipes up piss with D*D then feeds D*D to the thread*

[Dark*Demon]

yes i can :p
*wipes up piss with self then feeds self to the thread*
buh bye FFT
:p

[finalfantasyt]

buh bye self
:p

alright, cya D*D! :p

[ko71991]

Ok, I just finished rayne's so then its Liz, then fft. :)

[wolf rayne {D}]

and this is where i come in and ruin lots of stuff, because all my posts are accused shit, where i also thank ko, and then i read what this post is about.

*ruins stuff*
thanks again ko
time to read! who says i cant read, i mean if cud reed thenn i cud speell lyke i cud nuw, and still reed just fyne
ha! ha!

[Dark*Demon]

Ok, I just finished rayne's so then its Liz, then fft. :)
why the hell is this here?

[ko71991]

Coz its special.
Oh yeah, I ran out crap to just randomly ruin and destroy and spit on, and then burn so I just went to this thread.
*randomly ruins thread*
*spits on it*
*burns it*

[wolf rayne {D}]

as much as i hate asking pointless questions.
I CANT TAKE MY SCREENIES!!!! IT MAKES ME MAD!!!! you wont.....l..l..l.like me when im angry...
*turns pink with a blue stripe in his hair* SMACK!
anyways, i cant figure it out, and its pissing me fuc king off!!!!! help!!!



oh, btw, ur new siggy is awsome, another job well done ko!!!! *claps*
*turns normal again*
do i just suck at forums cause i only have 114 posts and ive been doin it for half a year???????

[swordking35]

Someone close this thread it is getting on my nevers that someone so dumb would start this thread :(

[ko71991]

Pft, then don't look at it if it bugs you so much smart one. Don't ruin everyone else's fun!

[Plasma-X]

i guess so, always need something to worship :)

[swordking35]

This is gay that people would worship a STUPID thread :confused: ............. i think they are DUMB :p

[ShodoWielder]

*go's on knee's in front of thread* OH HOLLY THREAD KEEP US FROM LOSING LUXURY AND/OR ALLIES (like Canada) *bows before thread and sacrifises SwordKing35* OH PLEASE HAVE MERCY :D

for those of you that have no clue what i'm talking about, read thread Cruel and Unusual from the bottom of p. 21 to at least middle of p.23

[wolf rayne {D}]

anyone answer my damn question.
(last page)

[ShodoWielder]

you don't suck at forums, your just not good at them, duh :rolleyes:

[finalfantasyt]

This is gay that people would worship a STUPID thread :confused: ............. i think they are DUMB

wow, you really need to shut up. if you read this, you'd notice that the majority of us DON'T worship the thread. before you post here again, read the rest of the thread. and another bit of advice: change your attitude or you might get negged. just something to keep in mind.

btw, *kicks thread, spits on it and makes it watch Biodome*
:p

[Dark*Demon]

Someone close this thread it is getting on my nevers that someone so dumb would start this thread :(
first you must not know me..
second the only idiot here is you
third shodo mushroom girl's thread only has 5 pages cause im so special i have 40 posts on 1 page...

[roody poo]

I just wanted to add how much Armageddon now sucks. I mean really people, I feel like I am watching a day care when I log on. I was unlucky enough to serve some time on GL at it's lowest point and then moved over to Army for clan expansion. It was a kick ass server for quite sometime, however my time on Army now seems even worse than the time I spent on GL. Unfortunately I can count maybe 5 active worthy opponents. The rest of the time I sit back and watch the grey jumping and the boyfriend/girlfriend "do you want to go with me" chat. Seriously, can we have a mass banning of the romper room? :rolleyes:

[mushroom_girl]

We're just having some fun, but yeah I see your point. But come on, you don't think we're seriously worshipping this thread. Just joking around. :rolleyes:

[sharklington]

I say, this is a weird thread....


Works for me though

[wolf rayne {D}]

you don't suck at forums, your just not good at them, duh :rolleyes:
wrong question dammit!

[mushroom_girl]

I told you, you have to PASTE it when you're in the paint program :p lol

[wolf rayne {D}]

i posted this before you told me dammit!

[Dark*Demon]

well since we are on the subject bout banners..
i can hardly see the mushroomgirl on your liz :p

[ShodoWielder]

I think liz's banner looks cool!! I want a banner :( , how do you make them?

[mushroom_girl]

I'll make you one Rose.

Oh, and D*D, I don't think its necissary to have my name on my banner. I mean, if I were to put someone else's name (for example, Joe) Then I would want you to see it. but since this is on my name it's safe to assume that It's my name, and not Joe's :rolleyes:

[ShodoWielder]

I'll make you one Rose.


YAY!!! thank you liz, the thread has blessed me with at great freind!!!And of course i'm being sarcastic, liz has always been a good friend, and for you idiots i dont accually worship the thread, i just like to joke around

[wolf rayne {D}]

lmfao: can liz make wolf a 3rd banner?
what? i like variety.

[mushroom_girl]

lmfao: can liz make wolf a 3rd banner?
what? i like variety.

-_- Ok, but mine aren't nearly as good as ko's. Ko's are the shit ;)

[Oisin]

i didnt want to be sacrificed that violently MS...

[finalfantasyt]

NP man. *rips Oisin's heart out Indiana Jones style, and feeds it to a hundred ravenous dogs*
you're next bud ;)

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom....that movie was awesome, even if they did rip that guy's heart out. ;)

[Dark*Demon]

thats it every1 who wants a banner go to the banners thread in GD..

[ko71991]

-_- Ok, but mine aren't nearly as good as ko's. Ko's are the shit ;)

WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! You called my banners shitty! :p

[mushroom_girl]

WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! You called my banners shitty!


Lmao, yeah Ko, I hate your banners they're horrible! :rolleyes: :p jk

[Dark*Demon]

yea ko that drop shadow effect sucked badly with that banner..

[ShodoWielder]

you know, i'm starting to see a pattern here, all the threads we post on either end, or go completly off subject...i wonder what that mean's.....

[ko71991]

It mean, I posted in it. :D
Hey guys, you know on that one show in the Simpsons, it was so funny, Bart went in a bubble and Homer thought he was a good father. :D

[Dark*Demon]

so that means i have to stop ko from posting in my threads?

[mushroom_girl]

so that means i have to stop ko from posting in my threads?

HAHAHA sorry, slipped out. But keep trying, you won't succeed :rolleyes:

[ko71991]

Haha! I'd like to see you try.. :D
I'm like a leech that never comes off, the bird that never stop shitting on your car, your shoulder, and your head. The car that never stops driving by you in puddles and getting you wet. the spiral metal thingy that stops lefties from writing till the edge, The limitation in your video games that wont let you go anywhere else that you want to. The bloch in your work that never comes off, the Lex in tao, the ko in tao, the immortality to those who wants to die! Muwhaahahahahaa.... Ah screw, it, I'll be on TAO. *walks out of thread door*

[Dark*Demon]

dont worry you can watch me
*puts up The sacred thread of armageddon is over here sign*
*plants traps*
*moves the real thread he other way*
*moves the mouth also*
hey ko the sacred thread is that way *points*

[mushroom_girl]

*throws out sign* people just litter everywhere...tsk tsk

[Dark*Demon]

hey!!
i needed that sign..
good thing i already pointed for ko

[ko71991]

*goes in the direction D*D told me to*
*spots a dog with a fluffy tail*
*gasp* A dog with a fluffy tail!
*chases dog*
Heeheeheeheehee, here fluff! Here fluff!
*runs opposite way D*D told me to go*
Heeheeheehee! Here Fluff!

[Dark*Demon]

>_<
*pushes the dog into a bottemless pit*
go that way ko
*points to the traps*

[ko71991]

Fine...
*walks that way*
*spells doughnuts*
Ooh! Doughnuts!
-*runs opposite way again*

[ShodoWielder]

Fine...
*walks that way*
*spells doughnuts*
Ooh! Doughnuts!
-*runs opposite way again*


don't you mean smells? Yay, i'm not the only bad speller here :D :p

[ShodoWielder]

By the way D*D i think the thread is hungry http://img223.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img223&image=mouthofsacredthread5kf.png

[Dark*Demon]

well i already fed you and ko..
all thats left is liz...
hey liz jump down there and ill give you 5$!

[wolf rayne {D}]

Haha! I'd like to see you try.. :D
I'm like a leech that never comes off, the bird that never stop shitting on your car, your shoulder, and your head. The car that never stops driving by you in puddles and getting you wet. the spiral metal thingy that stops lefties from writing till the edge, The limitation in your video games that wont let you go anywhere else that you want to. The bloch in your work that never comes off, the Lex in tao, the ko in tao, the immortality to those who wants to die! Muwhaahahahahaa.... Ah screw, it, I'll be on TAO. *walks out of thread door*
and the banner maker that can never get it right, the annoying logicalist that wont shut the fuck up, and, someother explicit ideas.
oh, and the banner maker who keeps all the pimped banners for hi, and gives everyone else the shit-kicked ones.
joking, joking ko

[ko71991]

Eh? I feel hurt. :(
I would've wanted to keep your banners and Liz's banner, I actually hate my recent one coz its too bright and blue.

[mushroom_girl]

well i already fed you and ko..
all thats left is liz...
hey liz jump down there and ill give you 5$!

:eek: No way...make it 20 and you've got a deal ;)

[Dark*Demon]

deal!

[mushroom_girl]

heh heh, score! *takes 20 dollars and pushed D*D down instead* ;) oops

[Dark*Demon]

*watches as liz pushes ko into the mouth again when he just got back up*
haha!

[ShodoWielder]

D*D the thread said it wanted you!!! you must obey!!!! go to the thread, it comands it :mad:

[finalfantasyt]

heh heh, score! *takes 20 dollars and pushed FFT down instead* ;) oops
whee!! ;)

[ko71991]

*gets out of thread mouth*
*Takes D*D*
*makes sure it REALLY IS D*D*
*throws him down the thread's mouth*
*Closes thread mouth*
*Locks thread mouth behind bars and D*D can't escape*
*Thread is now behind indestructable bars and has gaps that are WAY too close together for D*D to get through so he can't get out*

I locked the thread up with D*D in it's belly, here's proof. (http://img60.exs.cx/img60/1894/threadpic1ba.gif)

[finalfantasyt]

well...you locked it up...but D*D isn't necessarily in it's belly. he's too tricky to be defeated that easily ;)

[ko71991]

Well at least no one shall be harmed by the thread.

[finalfantasyt]

Well at least no one shall be harmed by the thread.
true, true...
*is harmed by thread*
or not... ;)

[Dark*Demon]

*pulls off liz mask*
whew thanks for throwing liz down there and locking the thread ko...

[finalfantasyt]

*pulls off D*D mask*
uh...why is it so dark...oh crap, i think ko threw me down the thread's mouth... ;)

[Dark*Demon]

*pulls off ko mask from ko*
its liz!!

[finalfantasyt]

i'm glad i invested in that mask shop... ;)

[mushroom_girl]

Wait a minute... than who am I? :confused:

[finalfantasyt]

i think you were wearing th ko mask...oh wait, but ko wasn't pushed in...but...uh....you're you! :p

[mushroom_girl]

No, no, someone said they pulled off a ko mask and they were Liz and...ah!!! I'm confused!

[finalfantasyt]

oh right, D*D was wearing a liz mask...so what mask are you wearing?

[mushroom_girl]

hmm...good question. :confused:

[finalfantasyt]

*hands liz a monkey mask*
this will do until you get another one ;)

[ShodoWielder]

*put's on my costume for the class play* Me thought i had escaped from the tower. *stops and thingks* ooopps wrong part... *remembers lines* know then that it is your falt you resine the monkey mask, the holy mask, and about ten other discription of the monkey mask. Which to recure we hardely solicet your lizship to take onto your lizshipself the charge and lizly rule with the mask!! Not in a ko mask, a FFT mask, a rose mask, or a lowly D*D mask, but with the monkey mask!!!! that is basicly my speak to "try and convice" Richerd III to take the crown, with a few words changed there and there ^_^

P.S. i just hit 80 post!! yeah!!

[finalfantasyt]

"a few words changed here and there"=almost the entire thing changed :rolleyes: :D

[Dark*Demon]

no the thing about the monkey was right..

[ShodoWielder]

"a few words changed here and there"=almost the entire thing changed :rolleyes: :D


no, no...well...possibly...

just to bore you, it really goes

Know then that you resine the supream set, the thrown magestical, the septred office of you anciesters, your state of fortune and you due of birth, the lineal glory of you royal house, to the coruption of a blemished stock. which to recure we hardly saliscet your grace to take unto you the charge and kingly government of this your land, not as protector, steward, substitute, or lowly factor of another's gain, but as sucksusively from blood to blood, your right of birth, you empery, your own!!!!

so if you compare them, i took out a little and changed a few names, but there mostly the same. aren't i clever ^_^

[Dark*Demon]

No your not.

[ko71991]

*cough* I was pretty sure I made sure it WAS you D*D...

[mushroom_girl]

Rose, I'm seeing your play tomorrow or friday or something. don't spoil it for me lol :p

[Dark*Demon]

No it wasn't.

[Demon_Wings]

i was told to come here but i have no idea why

[ShodoWielder]

Rose, I'm seeing your play tomorrow or friday or something. don't spoil it for me lol :p

that one speach out of cantext means nothing, and it's friday.

and D*D, i am clever, your just not clever enough to realize it.

[Demon_Wings]

*whisals* yo D*D fill me in what's going on here

[mushroom_girl]

This is where you go when you're bored and have nothing better to do!

[Demon_Wings]

This is where you go when you're bored and have nothing better to do!
really well ....um..... i got nothing better to do so whatever

[ShodoWielder]

no, no this is where you go to worship the sacrid thread :D

[Demon_Wings]

no, no this is where you go to worship the sacrid thread :D
i'll go with that *bows to sacred thread* eh i'm tired screw worshiping it

[mushroom_girl]

and D*D, i am clever, your just not clever enough to realize it.

Uh...sure Rose. Let's go with that. :rolleyes: I can't believe I've gone 10 years living with her...

[ShodoWielder]

Uh...sure Rose. Let's go with that. :rolleyes: I can't believe I've gone 10 years living with her...

-_- you wouldn't soppose to comment liz

and how have you lived with me for ten years?i wonder how i've gone 10 years with you...

[mushroom_girl]

-_- you weren't soppose to comment liz

and how have you lived with me for ten years?i wonder how i've gone 10 years with you...

Because I'm tolerable and didn't have a brother who hated my friggin guts just for breathing :)

[ShodoWielder]

Because I'm tolerable and didn't have a brother who hated my friggin guts just for breathing :)


Will wasn't that bad. you were talking about him right? if you weren't, then :confused:

[finalfantasyt]

hmm...now that i think about it, how have i gone 13 years living with myself? ;)

[ShodoWielder]

hmm...now that i think about it, how have i gone 13 years living with myself? ;)

lol but one always has to live with one's self, you they can't live at all, god, what fools these mortals be :rolleyes:

[finalfantasyt]

what fools these mortals be :rolleyes:
ahh! alien! we must trust in the orange and march forward to victory! ;)

[ShodoWielder]

ahh! alien! we must trust in the orange and march forward to victory! ;)

that is a quote from A Midsummer's Night Dream. Puck, or Robin Good Fellow, says it.

[finalfantasyt]

ahh! shakespeare! even worse! ;)

[ShodoWielder]

no, no...well...possibly...

just to bore you, it really goes

Know then that you resine the supream set, the thrown magestical, the septred office of you anciesters, your state of fortune and you due of birth, the lineal glory of you royal house, to the coruption of a blemished stock. which to recure we hardly saliscet your grace to take unto you the charge and kingly government of this your land, not as protector, steward, substitute, or lowly factor of another's gain, but as sucksusively from blood to blood, your right of birth, you empery, your own!!!!

so if you compare them, i took out a little and changed a few names, but there mostly the same. aren't i clever ^_^

that would also be shakespeare, from the tragidy of King Richard III and i'm playing Buckingham. Between speaches i have memorized form Midsummer, Richard III, and The Commety of Errors, i have at least 300 lines of shakespear memorized, i think that pritty cool :D

[finalfantasyt]

i tried to read "Romeo and Juliet," by shakespeare, but all the "thous" and "thys" drove me crazy ;)

[ShodoWielder]

i'm only going to talk to you in Shakespearian FFT: Thou art to senceless-obstenent my lord. :D

[Demon_Wings]

yo D*D nobody remebers me (not supprising) but mush you should remember me i mean it's me :( ... i'm not supprised nobody remebers me ... nobody loves me :( ... lmao i couldn't resist *bows to the holy thread* do i really gotta do this every time i come to this thread????

[ShodoWielder]

*bows to the holy thread* do i really gotta do this every time i come to this thread????


no, if you haven't noticed i don't usually and i'm yet to get punished for it :D :p

[wolf rayne {D}]

well, in words of a wise man, who is well known by all:
"i got brain damage.....ever sence the day i was born"
dammit! wrong song....gimme a minute
*looks thru CD collection* dammit! ive been robbed of my wise-ness! help!
and, on a different note this thread has grown, almost as long as the famed thread "creul and unusual" if you havent looked at it, do so soon!
ITS THE THREAD THAT WONT DIE! ITS LIKE THE CRICK IN YOUR BACK THAT WONT GO AWAY, ITS LIKE A BAD GIRLFRIEND! ITS LIKE THE RAP SONG THAT HAS YOUR NAME IN IT! ITS THE ITCH IN YOUR CROTCH THAT WONT GO AWAY, THE FLEAS OF 1,000,000 CAMELS INFESTING YOUR NETHER REGIONS!!!!! ITS THE KETCHUP STAIN IN YOUR COUCH! IT WONT DIIIIIIIIIEEEEE! IT HAS BEEN WILLED BY GOD! ALLAH HIMSELF! DEU LE VEULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jehutyv.2.0]

Uh...I guess this thread is cool...but I'm not going to worship it! I bow to no one! You hear me? No one!!!

[finalfantasyt]

Uh...I guess this thread is cool...but I'm going to worship it! I bow to everyone! You hear me? Everyone!!!
i stole D*D's trick ;)

[Jehutyv.2.0]

i stole D*D's virginity ;)
You want to battle wits?

[finalfantasyt]

I have no wits!!
That's correct, you don't. ;)

[Jehutyv.2.0]

That's wrong, you do. ;)
Why thank you.

[finalfantasyt]

I'm sorry, FFT, I'm just jealous of you because you're much more intelligent than I.
No, thank you, jehut. ;)

[Jehutyv.2.0]

No, thank god I'm an idiot ;)
You see, the wit comes from altering the quote slightly, so that it can appear that they said it.

[finalfantasyt]

You see, your wit comes from altering the quote slightly, so that it can appear that I said it.
Thanks again, jehut. ;)

[wolf rayne {D}]

id like to point out the fact that no one has quoted my racy post! FUCK YOU!

[mushroom_girl]

id like to point out the fact that no one has quoted my racy post! THANK YOU!

Your Welcome :)

[Dark*Demon]

oh demon is here
now we can feed the thread!
*takes bars off the threads mouth*
*pushes shodo into threads mouth*
now time for demon to be sacrificed..
some1 take a piss..

[wolf rayne {D}]

*pisses everywhere*

[mushroom_girl]

*pisses on D*D*

Ah he deserved that one >_<

[Dark*Demon]

ok time to sacrifice!
and mush..
No.
anyways..
*ties demon to a log*
*cleans up piss with demons face*
*throws log into the mouth of the sacred thread of armageddon*

[wolf rayne {D}]

*takes multiple pictures of liz pissing on D*D*
*send them form phone to computer, put somputer room on 100% lockdown*

[Dark*Demon]

wolf stop sending porno to your friends..

[mushroom_girl]

*takes multiple pictures of me kissing D*D*
*send them form phone to computer, put somputer room on 100% lockdown*

>_< oh god...

[Demon_Wings]

ok time to sacrifice!
and mush..
No.
anyways..
*ties demon to a log*
*cleans up piss with demons face*
*throws log into the mouth of the sacred thread of armageddon*
*pisses on D*D's face* take that you SOB :D

[Dark*Demon]

you were eaten dmeon you can piss on me once oyu climbed out of the mouth like ko did(to bad he got pushed right back in*

[mushroom_girl]

you were eaten dmeon you can piss on me once oyu climbed out of the mouth like ko did(to bad he got pushed right back in*

I didn't change that. So he CAN piss on you :p Lol

[Dark*Demon]

yes if he can make it to the top and get to me before i throw him into MY bottemless pit...

[finalfantasyt]

ok time to sacrifice!
and mush..
Yes.
anyways..
*ties self to a log*
*cleans up piss with own face*
*rolls log into the mouth of the sacred thread of armageddon*
;)

[Dark*Demon]

;)
No.

[finalfantasyt]

No.actually, yes.
sorry, i just enjoy messing up quotes :D

[mushroom_girl]

sorry, i just enjoy messing up D*D :D
Doesn't everyone?

[Dark*Demon]

what has this thread become to?

[mushroom_girl]

It's always hungry, I can't help it if we have to feed it to keep it alive :rolleyes:

EDIT: And I am just EVERYWHERE on wolf's siggy :D w00t

[finalfantasyt]

let's sacrifice my social studies project to it! :D

[Dark*Demon]

let's sacrifice my social studies project to it! :D
we dont want to kill it :rolleyes:

[finalfantasyt]

we dont want to kill it :rolleyes:
how about my geology project? will that kill it? ;)

[mushroom_girl]

how about my geology project? will that kill it? ;)

Let's give it my homework!! That way I can go in tomorrow saying "I didn't do it. Some guys stole it and fed it to a forum thread so that it wouldn't eat us"

[finalfantasyt]

how much homework do you have, liz? it needs plenty of brain food ;)

[mushroom_girl]

Look up the poem Jabberwocky, I need to memorise it.

[Dark*Demon]

oh F*** the poem
lets throw the teachers in there..

[mushroom_girl]

oh F*** the poem
lets throw me in there..

Good idea!

(w00t, 500th post!) :)

[finalfantasyt]

Jabberwocky
what the hell? "jabberwocky"? i do say, that's the oddest name of anything i've heard in years :p

[mushroom_girl]

what the hell? "jabberwocky"? i do say, that's the oddest name of anything i've heard in years :p

Here's some lines from it:
"'Twas brillig and the slithy toves
did gyre and gimble in the wabe
all mimsy were the borogoves
and the mome raths outgrabe"

:rolleyes:

[finalfantasyt]

Here's some lines from it:
"'Twas brillig and the slithy toves
did gyre and gimble in the wabe
all mimsy were the borogoves
and the mome raths outgrabe"

:rolleyes:
excuse me while i bash my head against my washing machine, as it is about to explode ;)

[mushroom_girl]

I don't understand why I'm supposed to memorise this, it's a piece of crap. But it's kind of funny. Today some kid in my class said it for us and he started cracking up in the middle when he got to "beware the JubJub Bird and shun the frumious Bandersnatch"

[finalfantasyt]

that has got to be the most non-sensical poem i've ever heard of...i like it! ;)

[Oisin]

hmm...I speak fluent Jabberwocky

[mushroom_girl]

Look it up, I laughed the first time I heard it just because it made no sense! If you can fingure out what it means, I'll give you a cookie :)

[finalfantasyt]

jab·ber·wock·y
n.
Nonsensical speech or writing.

[Oisin]

must...decipher..poem..for a cookie!

****50th post*** w00t!

[wolf rayne {D}]

snap-il-icious!

[mushroom_girl]

You know, Wolf has the best siggy out of all of you. IT PWNS YOU :)

[finalfantasyt]

JABBERWOCKY
Lewis Carroll
(from Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There, 1872)
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.




"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"


He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.


And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!


One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.


"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.




`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

so...a jabberwocky is a huge monster?

[Oisin]

Jabberwocky is about a brave boy who slays the evil Jabberwock!!! OORAH!

[finalfantasyt]

http://www.jabberwocky.com/pics/jabberwocky.jpg
jabberwock pic^^

[mushroom_girl]

You know, FFT, that post helped me with my memorisation... now I can scroll through and only look at one line at a time :) w00t

Wow that thing is ugly as hell

[finalfantasyt]

Let's Sacrifice The Jabberwock To The Thread!!! :D :D

[Oisin]

It doesn't matter FFT, i win! i get the cookie! *resorts to three year old tactics*

[ko71991]

Erm I'm lost, so whats going on now.

I'm too lazy to read back. :p

[finalfantasyt]

we're sacrificing the jabberwock to the thread! :D :D

[Oisin]

can i be the brave boy who killled Jabberwock and also be sacrificed??

[finalfantasyt]

you can't be sacrificed oisin, remember? MS already ripped your heart out and fed it to the thread! ;)

[Oisin]

o gosh, how could i forget?

[mushroom_girl]

...Oisin still speaks jabberwock:
lmbfaoarotg liz!!!!

[Oisin]

lies!! the almight perfect Loved One is spreading lies!! I*gulp*swear im not the Jabberwock!

[finalfantasyt]

w00t! the jabberwock pic i found made it into liz's siggy! :D

[mushroom_girl]

w00t! the jabberwock pic i found made it into liz's siggy! :D

Lol it was an awesome pic, I had to keep it :)

[finalfantasyt]

yeah, it is pretty cool. i can't believe the amount of stuff you can get just by using my favorite web page...which will remain disclosed for the time being... ;)

[ko71991]

pc+1!


Haha! Made you look.... Again! Double sucker...

[Jehutyv.2.0]

w00t! the jabberwock pic i found made it into liz's siggy! :D
W00T! 1337 made it into liz's sig!

[finalfantasyt]

hey D*D, as soon as you get here, can you sacrifice th jabberwock? you seem to be the unofficial official sacrificer :)

P.S. I'm not sure if what i just said made sense, but... ;)

[Megabyte]

i refuse to go with a simple "pc+1"


sooo...

*i'm bored* (http://pic.funtigo.com/img/i24662473_18680.gif)

[finalfantasyt]

i refuse to go with a simple "pc+1"

but i don't :D
but seriously, we need a topic to discuss. anyone got any suggestions?

[Dark*Demon]

ok lets talk bout how pie will one day eat our souls..