how to start a riot...

[Megabyte]

put ur ways to start a riot...

My favorite:
-Go to ur local political hub (i'm lucky I live in a state capitol, so its close).
-Check that, go to ur local political hub when some sort of protest or demonstration or event is going on (i.e. thursday)
-Bring an airhorn
-wait till someone's making a speach (preferrably well liked)
-ensue airhorn
-insult all the ppl at this event (be derogatory and as stereotypical as u can)
- if possible, throw something gross, but not injuring
-run

best example: me and 4 other ppl running through downtown sacramento from 200 "hippies" during the anti-war on iraq times last year. Fortunately, they can't run very fast in sandles.

Online Riot
-go onto forums
-be an annoying ass
-be a rude ass
-can't just be any ass, gotta be a big pne
-run with ur ignorance, pretend its knowledge
-get banned after massive flaming

best example: most of TAO's posts in the suggestions, character creation, or strategies section

[Tama Drummer]

This is both funny but true...
I owe you a rep, Megabyte, don't I?

[Ignition]

eather way its funny and that deserves a rep.

[007 GOD]

Online Riot
-go onto forums
-be an annoying ass
-be a rude ass
-can't just be any ass, gotta be a big pne
-run with ur ignorance, pretend its knowledge
-get banned after massive flaming

best example: most of TAO's posts in the suggestions, character creation, or strategies section

so basically, act like the cheat, or lidj

[Zeratul]

lol nice^^^

hey mega. this makes me wonder what you do in your free time?

[Machin Shin]

yeah... I think it deserves a rep....

[Communist]

Another good way during school (doesnt have to be a riot but can be a big commotion. And this happened to me so it works :) hehe)

-wait till power goes out.
-Make sure you are at lunch with your school peers and everyone is there
-Right when the power goes out throw any food you have as hard as you can.
-Also running into the cafitera line and start knocking over stands and stealing what you can.
Tip:Make sure everyone is being wild and crazy, or you will get into trouble.
-Yell the whole time as loud as you can
-As Teachers run into the cafitera calm down because now they are friggin pissed and will book anyone they can.


This is really fun to do. Even though you will lose free seating or something stupid like that, its so worth it. It was the best school day of my life.

[MokoToko]

Commy, where the hell have you been

[_Thunder_]

All of a sudden he just pops out of nowhere land. *makes poofing noise* SEE? :p

[Ignition]

yeah... I think it deserves a rep....
Ok that was odd enough to be random...
All of a sudden he just pops out of nowhere land. *makes poofing noise* SEE? :p
Is that a technical term ? 'poofing noise'? I get the idea,

[Megabyte]

Another good way during school (doesnt have to be a riot but can be a big commotion. And this happened to me so it works :) hehe)

-wait till power goes out.
-Make sure you are at lunch with your school peers and everyone is there
-Right when the power goes out throw any food you have as hard as you can.
-Also running into the cafitera line and start knocking over stands and stealing what you can.
Tip:Make sure everyone is being wild and crazy, or you will get into trouble.
-Yell the whole time as loud as you can
-As Teachers run into the cafitera calm down because now they are friggin pissed and will book anyone they can.


This is really fun to do. Even though you will lose free seating or something stupid like that, its so worth it. It was the best school day of my life.


pops out of nowhere, AND is the only one to post on topic and contribute :P

(yes, reps are nice..but I wanted more ways to start a riot)

and yes, in my free time during the summer, if demonstrations are happening, I'm one of those ppl that takes away the peacfullness from it. The key is to be able to run faster than a crowd.

[The Cheat]

Another good way during school (doesnt have to be a riot but can be a big commotion. And this happened to me so it works :) hehe)

-wait till power goes out.
-Make sure you are at lunch with your school peers and everyone is there
-Right when the power goes out throw any food you have as hard as you can.
-Also running into the cafitera line and start knocking over stands and stealing what you can.
Tip:Make sure everyone is being wild and crazy, or you will get into trouble.
-Yell the whole time as loud as you can
-As Teachers run into the cafitera calm down because now they are friggin pissed and will book anyone they can.


This is really fun to do. Even though you will lose free seating or something stupid like that, its so worth it. It was the best school day of my life.


No joke this happened at school once. The power went out and people started to throw stuff like crazy. Including chairs!

[Communist]

No joke this happened at school once. The power went out and people started to throw stuff like crazy. Including chairs! haha it was a lot of fun to that. I mean if you try it, it gets alot of tension out.

[paulk6]

put ur ways to start a riot...

My favorite:
-Go to ur local political hub (i'm lucky I live in a state capitol, so its close).
-Check that, go to ur local political hub when some sort of protest or demonstration or event is going on (i.e. thursday)
-Bring an airhorn
-wait till someone's making a speach (preferrably well liked)
-ensue airhorn
-insult all the ppl at this event (be derogatory and as stereotypical as u can)
- if possible, throw something gross, but not injuring
-run

I'll have to try those sometime... :D

[The Cheat]

I agree.

[ko71991]

An easier way and faster way to start a riot:
1.) Go around and start calling yourself ko.
2.) Say, "No, really, I'm serious..."
3.) Look at people's suprised faces for a bit.
4.) Then run.

[Megabyte]

that seems more like a way to make ppl point and laugh at u...
or confuse them

[DeadFishGuy]

The dad of one of the people who was in my english class last year did this once:

1. Wait until an assembly, when everybody is in the assembly hall.

2. Close and lock all possible exits (from the outside of course).

3. Find a fire alarm and set it off.

4. Watch panic ensue.

This usually isn't a good idea if you value your education. I think the person got expelled for it, but I'm not sure.

[Megabyte]

lol, yah, I normally go for things which don't involve injury or serious panic, or general long term bad effects.

Just trying to piss off as many as possible.

BTW...mardi gras anyone?

West coast wise..
-Sacramento...Old town (part of our downtown area) was pretty out of control
-San Louis Obispo, usually the west coast place for THE mardi gras party...got pwned for their riots. Police were just in WAY to strong a force this year. Next year they gotta make their riots bigger.

[Ignition]

An easier way and faster way to start a riot:
1.) Go around and start calling yourself ko.
2.) Say, "No, really, I'm serious..."
3.) Look at people's suprised faces for a bit.
4.) Then run.
I can top that
1. say hey who wants to start a riot
2. strat a riot with those who say 'I'
3. riot

[ko71991]

How about, how to make teachers scared and still not get in trouble:
1) Get a WHOLE lot of people.
2) Get two or more people to go in the middle and have them play patty-cake.
3) Everyone else yell, "Fight! Fight!......"

[Megabyte]

see, this is why i don't make serious threads that often,

everyone's gotta pipe in and make something they like to think is witty.

I was being serious damnit!

[Zeratul]

poor megabyte, look around you, ............. it was bound to happen. But you never did answer my question, what do you do in your free time?

[Megabyte]

lol, i don't hav free time :)

but if i did ;) I'd play TAO, CS, or a few dozen other games. Or read. Practice my music maybe.

Thats aside from the normal college free time activities of course.