noob names..

[Megabyte]

yes..i'm mildly bored, and since I don't want to just surf through topics to boost m post count, here's a bored topic...

Add you own noob names!! We use the true spelling of noob, or, if we MUST hav variety, n0ob. Newb, nub, and other variations are instant disqaulifications and, aside from my own volatile flaming, your punishment will be a trout slapping you'll likely forget in a day or so.

Noobs themselves are welcome to add in their contributions as they are quite likely to have the most recent experience, even if many of them lack the capacity to remember and retype it.

Noob Names!!
sir-noob-a-lot
your noobiness
noobster
noobytoons

[nads]

Megabyte is a percectly fine noob name, why try and improve on a classic? Remember how New Coke bombed?

But if you still insist:
What sound does a Noob-Noob train make?

Noob! Noob!

What do you say when you sneeze?

Ah-ah-ah-ah-NOOB

heehee, that was fun. Dumb, but fun.

[Megabyte]

Megabyte is a percectly fine n00b name


i was waiting to see whether u, OS, or act said that first,
your predictable!!!

[FryLock]

not exactly n00b names, but adjectives to describe the actions of n00bs...

"n00btacular!" When, through sheer luck and stupidity, they manage to kill a knight with a front shot.

"n00btastic!" When my damn lucky LW blocks the SEVENTH side shot in a row.

"noob-esque" When an experienced player goes on a fake (throwaway) grey name, feigns n00bishness, and wallops some unsuspecting gold posers.

[Medemia]

"noob-esque" When an experienced player goes on a fake (throwaway) grey name, feigns n00bishness, and wallops some unsuspecting gold posers.

There's nothing like noob-esquing. Random golds jump the poor unsuspecting noob grey only to either have their heads handed to them or only win by 2 units. That default grey setup is still quite nice, even with a witch burn. I must say, I don't believe I've ever lost a game grey-grey where my opponent witch-burned me the first turn. Of course, to set up a witch-burn hoping you get a noob usually means you aren't that good in the first place and it was easy pickings.

I think my best noob-esque rating ever was 1200 something with default grey. I had a blast and people wondered if I cheated to get that rating when they saw my setup. Never underestimate the noob-esquers.

[dark cobra]

noobydick

[Ignition]

Hellsing !?!?
yes I wish I could be a noob again but I relized I couldn't change my avatar so I remodeld my Necross account....
from this day forth I am once again a noob only my name is Hellsing

[zzzaacckk]

*the nothing*...

[max2k106]

BURNED!

n( . ) ( . )bs :D

[Ignition]

that's kick ass!! I'll have to use that one.

[dark cobra]

pervets lol

[Liquid Swordsman]

*the nothing*...


Damn I was gonna do that for cobra, but now I would look like a line thief!

[h()()t]

Dang this thread is n()()By as hell.

[Dark*Demon]

i got a few h()()t :p
Dark*N00B!!!!!!!!!
and...*drum rolls*
ko!!!11111oneone

[dark cobra]

Lildj

[actgfin1234]

For some reason I think this is Megabytes evil twin roommate! :eek:

[dark cobra]

Who?

[actgfin1234]

*points*
http://tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=14931

[Megabyte]

it was not!! though i was rather tired and grumpy when i wrote it.

[kvon78]

it was not!! though i was rather tired and grumpy when i wrote it.


:eek: tired AND grumpy??? Sounds suspicious....

[Megabyte]

when u take into account that i'm usually grumpy though...

and the time of the post...

seems a bit more logical =P

[Revenge]

I got a Noob name
McNoobidyNoobyNoobNoobison

[nads]

Johnny Noobtron