One Fine Day...

[Jonspen]

One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead men got up to fight.
I wonder how many people made sense of this.
Back to back they face eachother, drew their swords and shot eachother.

[DeadFishGuy]

I heard that years ago.

Where's it from?

[Zeratul]

maybe Monty Python.

now I remember it was these guys who did a joke about shakespear

[Jonspen]

Not sure.

I heard it at school.

But on a side note, Zeratul. Monty Python rocks! You seen "Search for the holy Grail?"

Here is alittle extract from it for those who havent...

*Standing outside of castle*
"Ok, how we going to get in?"
"Lets use Trojen horse!"
"Ok"

*Later*

"Ok, so what do we go again?"
"We wait till the dead of night, jump out of the horse and slaughter them all"
"Cool" "Wair, we're supposed to be in the horse?!?"
"What?" "GODDAMIT!"

[Zeratul]

there was one I forget how it goes but there on a bridge and the end result is someone losing both his arms.

[Jonspen]

Errm, this?

"Oo, the holy grail is over there!"
"Dont go there, the evil rabbit lurks there"
"Oh come on, it's only a cute bunny wabbit"
"Seriously..."
*Walks over*
"Hello there little bunny...."
*Picks up bunny*
*Bunny's eyes glow red*
"Oh GOD!"
*Bunny rips his head off*

[Zeratul]

maybe it's been a lllloooonnnngggg time.

[DeadFishGuy]

there was one I forget how it goes but there on a bridge and the end result is someone losing both his arms.

http://intriguing.com/mp/_scripts/knight.asp

[Zeratul]

awsome thx. DFG

[Jonspen]

I knew it was one out of the Holy Grail :cool:

[EDIT] Ps, that totally rocked. DFG, I havent read those in ages. Quite funny.

[DeadFishGuy]

There's more scripts, sounds and pics here.

www.intriguing.com/mp

[Jonspen]

I saw.

http://intriguing.com/mp/_scripts/french.asp

Thats the one Im talking about with the Castle and the Trojan horse.

[007 GOD]

Run Awayyy!!!!

[Wayfaerer]

Hilarious :rolleyes:

[Jonspen]

;) :cool:

[Medemia]

Click here, you'll thank me. (http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2405283?htv=12)

Choose either 56k or 200k if you have dsl. Funny funny stuff.

[drakonfire]

One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead men got up to fight.
I wonder how many people made sense of this.
Back to back they face eachother, drew their swords and shot eachother.

A deaf policemen heard this noise. He got up and shot those two dead boys.
If you should not believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too!

[Jonspen]

ROFL!

Have a rep, nice ending. :)

[Walrus]

Not sure.

I heard it at school.

But on a side note, Zeratul. Monty Python rocks! You seen "Search for the holy Grail?"

Here is alittle extract from it for those who havent...

*Standing outside of castle*
"Ok, how we going to get in?"
"Lets use Trojen horse!"
"Ok"

*Later*

"Ok, so what do we go again?"
"We wait till the dead of night, jump out of the horse and slaughter them all"
"Cool" "Wair, we're supposed to be in the horse?!?"
"What?" "GODDAMIT!"




aaaahhhhh inaccurate quotes!!! my arch enemy!!!

*head explodes*



[Standing outside of the castle]

Sir Bedevere : I have a plan, my liege

[sounds of woodcutting and construction]

[Large wooden rabbit is pushed up to in front of the french castle]

French Soldiers (muttering to themselves) : oui, oui, un cadaox
what?
[strong french accent] a present
oh, un cadaux
oui, partons!
what?
lets go

King Arthur : Right, what happens now?
Sir Bedevere : Well, now, we wait until nightfall, and then, sir lancalot, sir galahad and i, jump out of the rabbit. Taking the french not only by surprise but completely unarmed!
King Arthur : Wait, who jumps out?
Sir Bedevere : Err, sir lancalot, sir galahad, and i.....eh...jump...out of the rabbit..
King Arhur : ugh.
Sir Bedevere : Well look, if we were to build this large wooden badger....
[Arthur slaps bedevere on head]

[Jonspen]

aaaahhhhh inaccurate quotes!!! my arch enemy!!!

*head explodes*

It was off what I could remember...Sheesh!

[Walrus]

it was terrible!

[Jonspen]

So is my mind...But I like to blame television.

[MokoToko]

aaaahhhhh inaccurate quotes!!! my arch enemy!!!

*head explodes*


I agree, that could be the most annoying thing in the world...If your not sure what it is LOOK IT UP FOR GODS SAKE!! ARGGG

by misquoting you look stupid, and you make sure that its NOT funny!

My Fav. Part is the witch scene, look it up yourself you dirty buttfaces

[ck1]

There is more to that....... riddle thing.

One sunny day in the middle of the night, two dead boys came out to fight. Back to back, facing eachother, they drew their swords and shot eachother.
A deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and killed those two dead boys.
If you do not believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, for he saw it too. :)

[MokoToko]

someone said that already....

[Jonspen]

A deaf policemen heard this noise. He got up and shot those two dead boys.
If you should not believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too!

:cool:

[Walrus]

quoted HIM right i see..

[drakonfire]

lol, thats because its easy to quote someone on here :D

and jons, that is the only way i have ever heard the riddle, had you not heard the ending?

[The Cheat]

I really don't think Monty Python is funny.

[Warcow]

One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead men got up to fight.
I wonder how many people made sense of this.
Back to back they face eachother, drew their swords and shot eachother.

A deaf guardsman heard the noise, came to arrest the two dead boys.

If you don't believe this story is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.

[drakonfire]

version number 3...

its been said, twice already warcow ;)

[MokoToko]

I really don't think Monty Python is funny.

Somehow that doesn't surprise me, but have you seen Monty Python and the search for the holy Grail?

[falco88887]

this post didn't happen, now if only life had an edit button.