riddles

[emerald slasher]

bascially solve the riddle then post one of your own note: for OS it can involve mth (please not to complicated) after 10 reply's if noone gets it then the original poster has the option to post another.

whats greater than god
worse then the devil
and if you drink it you'll die

[paulk6]

Absinthe.

Uhh... Next person to post gets to make one.

[Dark*Demon]

poison?

[emerald slasher]

neither...how is poison worse than the devil?

[Dark*Demon]

peptobismo?

[cokeman]

bascially solve the riddle then post one of your own note: for OS it can involve mth (please not to complicated) after 10 reply's if noone gets it then the original poster has the option to post another.

whats greater than god
worse then the devil
and if you drink it you'll die

Gas

[emerald slasher]

nope here ill just say it so someone else can make one: nothing

nothing is greater then god
nothing is worse than the devil
and if u drink nothing u will die

[Medemia]

Nothing. Nothing is greater than God, worse than the devil, and if you drink nothing, you'll die :)

I don't know many riddles. Go ahead and make another one.

EDIT: That's what I get for not reading the last post. Doh. Broke my own rule. Next.

[ck1]

What is worse than god, better than the devil, and is fun to dance with?

[kvon78]

people...?

[MokoToko]

Hamster?

[paulk6]

Nothing. I don't like dancing -.-

[MokoToko]

Not even with Hamsters? come on, they are the best to dance with

[kvon78]

Not even with Hamsters? come on, they are the best to dance with


I gotta admit...hes right, hamster pwn. :D

[mushroom_girl]

What is worse than god, better than the devil, and is fun to dance with?

Everything?? :confused:

[Medemia]

Hmmm... I would have to say my wife. Worse than God, true. Better than the devil, true most of the time. Fun to dance with, yeah, guess that's true.

[Machin Shin]

What is worse than god, better than the devil, and is fun to dance with?
Please try to be somewhat orrigional.

What can destroy a Sword and a Suit of Armor, but can't harm a Club?

[kvon78]

water. (rust)

[Machin Shin]

Alright hot-shot, figure this one out:

Three friends check into a motel for the night and the clerk tells them the bill is $30, payable in advance. So, they each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room. A few minutes later, the clerk realizes he has made an error and overcharged the trio by $5. He asks the bellhop to return $5 to the 3 friends who had just checked in. The bellhop sees this as an opportunity to make $2 as he reasons that the three friends would have a tough time dividing $5 evenly among them; so he decides to tell them that the clerk made a mistake of only $3, giving a dollar back to each of the friends. He pockets the leftover $2 and goes home for the day! Now, each of the three friends gets a dollar back, thus they each paid $9 for the room which is a total of $27 for the night. We know the bellhop pocketed $2 and adding that to the $27, you get $29, not $30 which was originally spent. Where did the other dollar go????

[mushroom_girl]

The clerk stole it or they suck at math :rolleyes:

[emerald slasher]

tax money :p

[drakonfire]

EDIT: is this right?
hold up! your subtracting then adding, if your gonna be right about this, each of them only paid $9 and the bellboy kept 2, if your gonna subtract those 3 dollars from the $30 you have to subtract the $2 from the $27, for a total of $5, which you may then add back to the real $25 charge to get the spent $30

[kvon78]

it dosnt matter that each of them payed 9 dollors the clerk has 25 the other people have a combined amount of 5 its still 30$

think of it this way by the end of teh story it looks like this:

Clerk:25
+
3men:3
+
bellhop:2
=
30 dollors.

its a play on adding and subtracting that fools you into doing more work than is nessisary.

(this is the best answer i have, my head is about to explode)

[MokoToko]

I believe Drak is right, thats the most plausible

Kvon, you explina how it adds up (we know it does) but i think it was mroe of how does that way not add up and logic is the reason....drak post something

[Warcow]

Alright hot-shot, figure this one out:

Three friends check into a motel for the night and the clerk tells them the bill is $30, payable in advance. So, they each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room. A few minutes later, the clerk realizes he has made an error and overcharged the trio by $5. He asks the bellhop to return $5 to the 3 friends who had just checked in. The bellhop sees this as an opportunity to make $2 as he reasons that the three friends would have a tough time dividing $5 evenly among them; so he decides to tell them that the clerk made a mistake of only $3, giving a dollar back to each of the friends. He pockets the leftover $2 and goes home for the day! Now, each of the three friends gets a dollar back, thus they each paid $9 for the room which is a total of $27 for the night. We know the bellhop pocketed $2 and adding that to the $27, you get $29, not $30 which was originally spent. Where did the other dollar go????

25 dollars in the cash register, 3 in the hands of the guys, 2 in the hands of the greedy ass bellhop. 25+3+2=30

[Lone2Wolf]

OK I found the answer (more of a problem in the story)


So, they each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room.

OK thats 30

Each of the three people paid 9 bucks

But since the clerk overcharged them, wouldn't their money rise instead of go down?

EDIT: Never mind, I'm sorry... I'm dumb. You got to understand that when you watch a show that includes Canadians fighting each other, you'll get distracted.

[Warcow]

OK I found the answer (more of a problem in the story)


OK thats 30



But since the clerk overcharged them, wouldn't their money rise instead of go down?

EDIT: Never mind, I'm sorry... I'm dumb. You got to understand that when you watch a show that includes Canadians fighting each other, you'll get distracted.

Wow another jackass american comment.

[kvon78]

ok i think we need a riddle, anyone got one?

[Liquid Swordsman]

I'll put the answers to these in black text after the question so you can check it.




You're the bus driver. At the first bus stop, 5 kids get on. At the second bus stop, 7 kids get on and 4 get off. At the third 10 kids get on, and 6 off. Fourth bus stop 2 on and 6 off. And at the last bus stop, 6 kids get on, and 14 get off. So, what's the color of the bus drivers eyes? Look in the mirror. You are the busdriver =D



How far can you walk into the woods? Halfway



Two girls are walking down the beach with an empty bag collecting sea shells. How many shells can they fit in the empty bag? One, after that it's not empty anymore

A rooster lays a egg on the top of a roof shaped like this /\, which way does it fall? Roosters don't lay eggs!

[drakonfire]

I believe Drak is right, thats the most plausible

Kvon, you explina how it adds up (we know it does) but i think it was mroe of how does that way not add up and logic is the reason....drak post something


this will be kinda lame for anyone who has heard it, but for those that havent its fun

Police are called to the basement of an apartment building. they find four dead men and fifty-two bicycles strewn about the basement room. what happened?

[MokoToko]

Wow another jackass american comment.

How the hell is that a jackass comment!?! If anything that was a Jackass comment you just made!!

He just stated that he was distracted by a show with canadians fighting, I think you read too much into it and now you have egg on your face

[Dark*Demon]

this will be kinda lame for anyone who has heard it, but for those that havent its fun

Police are called to the basement of an apartment building. they find four dead men and fifty-two bicycles strewn about the basement room. what happened?
some1 killed those 4 men and ran off with 8 bikes?

[actgfin1234]

this will be kinda lame for anyone who has heard it, but for those that havent its fun

Police are called to the basement of an apartment building. they find four dead men and fifty-two bicycles strewn about the basement room. what happened?

Cheating at a card game; and got shot!

[MokoToko]

I know....but I'll put it in black

never seen it but i figured it out

They were gambling and someone cheated

I hope my tags work :P

EDIT*DAMMIT, beaten to the punch

[Warcow]

How the hell is that a jackass comment!?! If anything that was a Jackass comment you just made!!

He just stated that he was distracted by a show with canadians fighting, I think you read too much into it and now you have egg on your face

Because once again somehow canadians become a comic joke to certain americains, as if we aren't true people. You have no idea how much crap Canadians take from Americans, just look at south park for christ's sake. I am like I stated, amazingly patriotic, and I will stand up when ever I feel we have been insulted. Why do you think he found it funny? Because they were Canadian and undoubtedly portrayed in some idiotic fashion. If he found it funny for another reason, he wouldn't have said Canadian. I get incredilbly fed up with that kind of crap, and since it comes almost entirely from Americans, I chalk it up as a jackass American comment.

[emerald slasher]

Because once again somehow canadians become a comic joke to certain americains, as if we aren't true people. You have no idea how much crap Canadians take from Americans, just look at south park for christ's sake. I am like I stated, amazingly patriotic, and I will stand up when ever I feel we have been insulted. Why do you think he found it funny? Because they were Canadian and undoubtedly portrayed in some idiotic fashion. If he found it funny for another reason, he wouldn't have said Canadian. I get incredilbly fed up with that kind of crap, and since it comes almost entirely from Americans, I chalk it up as a jackass American comment.

im sick of it to

[Machin Shin]

holy cow this thread exploded since the few hours I last posted. yes, you guys figured it out. they just added and subtracted in the wrong places to make it seem quirky

[actgfin1234]

Because once again somehow canadians become a comic joke to certain americains, as if we aren't true people. You have no idea how much crap Canadians take from Americans, just look at south park for christ's sake. I am like I stated, amazingly patriotic, and I will stand up when ever I feel we have been insulted. Why do you think he found it funny? Because they were Canadian and undoubtedly portrayed in some idiotic fashion. If he found it funny for another reason, he wouldn't have said Canadian. I get incredilbly fed up with that kind of crap, and since it comes almost entirely from Americans, I chalk it up as a jackass American comment.

Thus the cow has spoken. :rolleyes:

[bludhoundz]

What crumbles mountains, kills everyone and breaks bonds between people?

[Warcow]

What crumbles mountains, kills everyone and breaks bonds between people?

Time

[tyu]

Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.

[emerald slasher]

air

[tyu]

air
No thats not right

[MokoToko]

Because once again somehow canadians become a comic joke to certain americains, as if we aren't true people. You have no idea how much crap Canadians take from Americans, just look at south park for christ's sake. I am like I stated, amazingly patriotic, and I will stand up when ever I feel we have been insulted. Why do you think he found it funny? Because they were Canadian and undoubtedly portrayed in some idiotic fashion. If he found it funny for another reason, he wouldn't have said Canadian. I get incredilbly fed up with that kind of crap, and since it comes almost entirely from Americans, I chalk it up as a jackass American comment.

South Park is a bad example for you to use, they make fun of everyone.....not JUST Canadians

Your being a Hypocrit, You say that you don't like it when Canadians are being mocked, but you turn around and in the same sentence insult me as an American

Poor Canada, always being picked on, Grow UP! Everyone gets made fun of

Americans for being fat lazy and stupid (which alot of us aren't)

French for not being able to defend themselves (which they can)

Canadians for being stupid, or funny looking, I don't make fun of you guys so I don't really know what to say about that.

Poland For being Stupid (I am polish, and am very intelligent)

And it goes on and on and on

I would rather you say just another Jackass comment if you are going to be mad about someone makign fun of Canada, because I really hate hypocracy

[Liquid Swordsman]

South Park is a bad example for you to use, they make fun of everyone.....not JUST Canadians

Your being a Hypocrit, You say that you don't like it when Canadians are being mocked, but you turn around and in the same sentence insult me as an American

Poor Canada, always being picked on, Grow UP! Everyone gets made fun of

Americans for being fat lazy and stupid (which alot of us aren't)

French for not being able to defend themselves (which they can)

Canadians for being stupid, or funny looking, I don't make fun of you guys so I don't really know what to say about that.

Poland For being Stupid (I am polish, and am very intelligent)

And it goes on and on and on

I would rather you say just another Jackass comment if you are going to be mad about someone makign fun of Canada, because I really hate hypocracy

Well put my friend :)

[Warcow]

South Park is a bad example for you to use, they make fun of everyone.....not JUST Canadians

Your being a Hypocrit, You say that you don't like it when Canadians are being mocked, but you turn around and in the same sentence insult me as an American

Poor Canada, always being picked on, Grow UP! Everyone gets made fun of

Americans for being fat lazy and stupid (which alot of us aren't)

French for not being able to defend themselves (which they can)

Canadians for being stupid, or funny looking, I don't make fun of you guys so I don't really know what to say about that.

Poland For being Stupid (I am polish, and am very intelligent)

And it goes on and on and on

I would rather you say just another Jackass comment if you are going to be mad about someone makign fun of Canada, because I really hate hypocracy

Wow, you are so far off, it's not even funny. I'm not saying poor Canada, i'm defending it, and yes Americans do have very low opinions of candians in general, we have news reports about this kind of stuff all the time. I never insulted you either, if you see my last post you will see that I said CERTAIN Americans, and I reffered to him as a jackass american, because he has that I am better than Canada attitude. I never generalized, and nor did I say I despised Americans or made fun of them. What I despise is that arrogant attitude I see from so many Americans, or just the general ignorance. Yes, I do get angry when American's have never heard of Alberta, or don't know the most basic facts about Canada, because it shows close mindedness and unwillingness to learn about those around you. Like I said, I don't think that about all american's and I do my very best not to make generalizations, infact I have the utmost respect for a great deal of you, yourself included. However I always have and always will take offense to the America is better than Canada attitude because it's incredibly detrimental to Canadians.

*EDIT* Also, think about what you just said, all of those except for Americans being fat is nonsense, and that is why it angers me. The obesity rate in America is huge, and Canada is only slightly better, so that is true. The other ones, don't even get me started. These forums should be proof that those others aren't true, why bother making retarded stereotypes like that? That is exactly the kind of thing that gets my heart a pounding. If someone said Canadians are fat, fine, they are, we have a serious problem with that, but that is a cultural problem.

[bludhoundz]

Time
Well yeah, the hobbit.

[JaGrem]

Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.

a coffin

[ironhorse123]

a coffin
You do realize this thread is 7 months old? :dry:

[HorNeT]

You do realize this thread is 7 months old? :dry:
he just started posting. as you can see, he only has a couple of posts

[JaGrem]

I did in fact realize that this thread is old but I just had to give the right answer

[22woger22]

I did in fact realize that this thread is old but I just had to give the right answer
You didn't have to. The world's not going to explode if you don't reply to a riddle.

[Learz]

During WWII, there was a bridge connecting Germany and Switzerland, and on the German side, there was a sentry tower with a guard in it. He would come out every three minutes to check on the bridge, and he had orders to turn back anyone who tried to get into Germany, and shoot anyone trying to escape without a pass. There was a woman who desperately needed to get into Switzerland, and she knew she didn't have time to get a pass. It would take her at least six minutes to cross the bridge, but she managed to do it. How?


This is an old one, but it's still good.

[Deck of Jesters]

When she's halfway across, she's not leaving Germany, she's entering Switzerland >< She just has to start the moment he enters the tower, and she'll be halfway across by the time he comes back out.

Sorry, I'm bad with riddles. Someone else make one.

[JaGrem]

what's tall when it's young
and short when it's old

(anyone who read eldest should know the answer)

and when I said I had to give the answer I meant that since I knew the answer I felt compelled to let every one know

[Deck of Jesters]

Candle :D

Again, someone else can make one.

[JaGrem]

What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?

[Deck of Jesters]

Silence.

Keep em coming :D

[emerald slasher]

ugh i read eldest and knew that...damn u Jester :p

[JaGrem]

The ratio of x to t is 5:8.If t=3k, what is the ratio of x to k
(you can thank the PSAT practice quiz for that)

[Deck of Jesters]

15/8k, or 1.875k.

And I've never read Eldest, I dunno where I've seen that riddle before :D

Math is my strong suit, by the way, lol.

[JaGrem]

.......7........
....a..b..c....
.......4........

In the figure above, the sum of the three numbers in the horixontal row is equal to the sum of the three numbers in the vertical column.Which of the following is equal to c?

a+b
a-b
11-b
11+a
11-a

[MokoToko]

11-a

[JaGrem]

George, Helen, and Steve are drinking coffee.
Bert, Karen, and Dave are drinking soda.
Using logic, is Elizabeth drinking coffee or soda?

[Sodamoeba]

Bert, Karen, and Dave are drinking soda.

Who dares drink me! :mad:

[Deck of Jesters]

Coffee. Elizabeth has 2 e's in her name, as do George, Helen, and Steve. The others only have 1 e.

[22woger22]

These riddles are so easy.

I just have to type the keywords on Google and *click* finished. :) ;)

[Deck of Jesters]

You have to search them? Jeeeeeze :p Actually, I've seen them all before from a variety of sources, mostly books and gay riddle sheets teachers always seem to have stashed away, just to annoy us students.