Bottle Attack Saves Woman's Life

[Cephas]

Yup, you guessed it. Our electric pikachu friend has been convicted of aggravated assault, but in the process managed to save a woman's life!

Read all about it here! (http://healthandfitness.sympatico.msn.ca/News/ContentPosting.aspx?contentid=441beddec13f42f98eeb 68d0f3e0924a&show=False&number=0&showbyline=False&subtitle=&detect=&abc=abc)

[Walrus]

and no more bottle for 12.5 years, 2 birds with one stone :p

[The Botosai]

lol hownice of our bottle. I didn't know he had it in him! :p

[nads]

Well the 12.5 years explains why he hasn't replied to this yet. Must be an appeals process going on.

[Jonspen]

Wow, that was unexpected. I thought a pikachu attacked somebody.

[Office_Shredder]

The attacker should argue that he had strong suspicion that she had a brain tumor... I bet he could get off scotch free like that :D

[Goldberg]

Maybe the guy who got attacked should furgoned

[emerald slasher]

furgoned

is that even a word?

[zig]

is that even a word?
Don't think so.There is a "furgone".

[Dark*Demon]

is that pokemon years or human years?
:p :)

[The Cheat]

I would like to purpose a toast for Bottle! Way to go man

[Terps rock]

well bottle got to hand it too yea...

wut a bad name u have

300th

[Tama Drummer]

I thought Bottle was better than to hit on the elderly....
This is black text! BTW, anyone else like Kanye West's "Jesus Walks"? I think it's the only rap song I like, and not because of the lyrics, I like the background music. Ya know, the "OOooooOOOooooo." It's kind of catchy :D

[Chingy]

Yeah Tama, the beat is pretty good. :D

And there's a report on how a pikachu has locked itself inside a bottle along with many other people and they are soon going to break in and tear gas the place. ;)