Zombie Terror Threat: Neutralized

[Cephas]

Boy, the American government takes no chances whatsoever! I wish the Canadian government was as watchful as the American government. I mean, its not every country that takes steps to deal with undead terror threats (http://www.lex18.com/Global/story.asp?S=2989614&nav=EQlpWjof), is it? When some zombie is munching on my brains, I'll be sure to rue the day I was born a Canadian!

Sucks to be me...

[Jeffery]

God bless America.

You can write child pornagraphy, but not if it involves atacking a highschool I guess.

[Serge]

:eek: I see nothing! I see nothing! :eek:

[finalfantasyt]

America: Land of the free, home of the brave (except when it comes to zombies) ;)

[Cephas]

So I can write a story where the main-character kills a zombified George W. Bush, but not one where he kills a zombified principal?
I'm a bit rough on this, but I think the Patriot Act covers killings of zombified George Ws... You'd better edit that post before the FBI finds it!

[Jeffery]

Actually, even casually discussing injuring the pres is a federal offense.

[lostandconfused]

Wow. This is pitiful. If my teacher turned my latest short story over, I might be arrested. It involves a student stabbing my science teacher to death with multiple sharp pencils....God I hate her.

[Cephas]

Wow. This is pitiful. If my teacher turned my latest short story over, I might be arrested. It involves a student stabbing my science teacher to death with multiple sharp pencils....God I hate her.
Looks like blackmail material here... Anyone know LaC personally? I'd like to get a copy of his handywork and maybe get Al Caponeoni to pay an extortion visit for me...

[Northwind]

Where do you find all this stuff, Cephas? Do you spend your days swimming the internet (Is that the right term? Is it skateboarding the internet? cruising the internet? sexually harrassing the internet? I can never remember.)

Anyhooo . . . Your zombie warning was useful. I'm thinking Abyaly (http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=11720) (this, BTW, is one of the funniest threads in TAO history) had better keep his head low. You don't think this had anything to do with his disappearance do you? :eek:

And, on a side note, from what I remember of high school, I'm not sure how I would have been able to tell if our faculty had been taken over by zombies.

On a side, side note I think I could take a zombie. I mean, they're always so slow. I'd just get all "float like a butterfly, sting like a bee" on their undead asses. No worries.

On a side, side, side note. Anyone seen that Hitchcock film "The Birds?" I've always thought that all anyone ever really needed in that movie was a good tennis racquet and they'd be home free. I think that birds would make a satisfying "thwap" sound if you hit them with the racquet's sweet spot. I can picture it now . . .

Helpless female (this was the 50's after all): Oh no! we are being attacked by a swarm of sparrows.
Heroic male: Not to worry! I just bought myself a new Prince racquet at the country club!
Female: Aaaaaaagh! Here they come!
Male: (heroically) Incoming!
* Sound of much thwapping and the sight of multiple sparrows bouncing off the raquet and over the nearby fence*
Female: (meltingly) My hero!
Male: (dashingly) It was nothing
Female: Oh look, it's future first lady, Lady Bird Johnson!
*sound of more thwapping*

Looking back over this, I have to ask -- what the hell is wrong with me? I guess you guys had the misfortune of stumbling into me while I was in a strange mood. Sorry. :o

[Jeffery]

OMG, NW has been zombified! It's already slowing his mental processes down.

[Blexican]

I feel a rep coming on :p *has to spread some around* DAM

[Cephas]

Where do you find all this stuff, Cephas? Do you spend your days swimming the internet (Is that the right term? Is it skateboarding the internet? cruising the internet? sexually harrassing the internet? I can never remember.)

Anyhooo . . . Your zombie warning was useful. I'm thinking Abyaly (http://www.tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=11720) (this, BTW, is one of the funniest threads in TAO history) had better keep his head low. You don't think this had anything to do with his disappearance do you?
I'm just a neverending source of mindless information, Northwind. Just when you think you have plumbed the depths of my knowledge of the bizarre, something else pops up *POP* :eek: It all just comes up in the places I normally go, its not like I look for this stuff. I try to keep my mind clean, can you imagine what kind of stuff I might come up with if I looked for this??

Poor Abyaly. Do you think he was zombified, caught by the secret police, or both??

[Jeffery]

I'm just a neverending source of mindless information, Northwind. Just when you think you have plumbed the depths of my knowledge of the bizarre, something else pops up *POP* :eek: It all just comes up in the places I normally go, its not like I look for this stuff. I try to keep my mind clean, can you imagine what kind of stuff I might come up with if I looked for this??

Poor Abyaly. Do you think he was zombified, caught by the secret police, or both??
I'll call him tomorrow and ask......

Personally, I think he just finally went sane and wandered out.

[Cephas]

I'll call him tomorrow and ask......

Personally, I think he just finally went sane and wandered out.
If you called him in the morning, I'll bet he sounded just like the zombified husk of a gamer that he is! How's he holding up?

Don't let this thread die, people! It hasn't gotten nearly the attention it deserves, and... *sob* not a single person has repped me for it! Curse you all for repping me for other things! This thread needs recognition!

[Jeffery]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Cephas again.

[Serge]

I can't rep NW. 'cause that was an AWESOME thread.

[T3km4n]

Zombies...kick...ass...

[abyaly]

Me? Eaten by zombies? They would never eat one of their own!!~! Hah! Err.. I mean.. uhh.. I went RE all over those buggers.. yeah...
Oh, thanks for the reminder, NW. Just today I talked about something that is perfect to post in the ID thread. I am going to post it right now. Then vanish. Again. Until someone hassles me about updating the damage calc. Again. *cough*

[Duffman]

Sorry abyaly i just love your damage calc :). Anyone that doesn't use it is crazy.

[abyaly]

3222 pageviews on it ^^
Roughly 20 per day for quite a while. I thought it would be much smaller.