Categorizing woes.

[xerent]

Please, think of the others whom you forcefully subject to read your literary scrawlings when you post. You wouldn't want to say something ... unexpected.

[Jonspen]

You wouldn't want to say something ... unexpected.

Neither HORSERADDISH would PIE I PLANK OF WOOD.

[Medemia]

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise. Surprise and fear. Our two weapons are surprise and fear and ruthless effeciency. Our THREE weapons are surprise, fear, ruthless effeciency and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. Our... amongst our weapontry are fear, surprise, ruthless effeciency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope and these red... can we start over?

[Godmic18]

Neither HORSERADDISH would PIE I PLANK OF WOOD.

I know what you mean, man.

[xerent]

Neither HORSERADDISH would PIE I PLANK OF WOOD.

I believe your post would be better served here.

http://tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?p=324839#post324839

Frankly, I don't want to read that kind of crap.

[xerent]

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise. Surprise and fear. Our two weapons are surprise and fear and ruthless effeciency. Our THREE weapons are surprise, fear, ruthless effeciency and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. Our... amongst our weapontry are fear, surprise, ruthless effeciency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope and these red... can we start over?

The spanish inquisition was already mentioned in this post:

http://tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?p=15357&highlight=Spanish+Inquisition#post15357

Please refrain from posting useless garbage that someone already thought of, you inconsiderate bastard.

[dirka dirka]

I'm most likely going to get flammed for this... However, I'm totally lost, is it just me or wtf?

[Medemia]

**Gets gun**
Ok, that's it! You are going to read this whether you like it or not Xerent. I'm sick of you ignoring my posts so now you are going to read this!

Top 10 best selling children's books of all time:

Hardback
1 Janet Sebring Lowrey The Poky Little Puppy (1942)
2 Beatrix Potter The Tale of Peter Rabbit (1902)
3 Gertrude Crampton Tootle (1945)
4 Kathryn & Byron Jackson Saggy Baggy Elephant (1955)
5 Gertrude Crampton Scuffy the Tugboat (1955)
6 Dorothy Kunhardt Pat the Bunny (1940)
7 Dr. Seuss Green Eggs and Ham (1960)
8 Dr. Seuss The Cat in the Hat (1957)
9 Charles Tazewell The Littlest Angel (1946)
10 Dr. Seuss One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish (1960)

PAPERBACKS

1 E. B. White Charlotte's Web (1974)
2 S. E. Hinton The Outsiders (1968)
3 Judy Blume Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing (1976)
4 Jack Schaeffer Shane (1983)
5 Judy Blume Are You There God? It's Me Margaret (1972)
6 Wilson Rawls Where the Red Fern Grows (1974)
7 Madeleine L'Engle A Wrinkle in Time (1973)
8 Scott O'Dell Island of the Blue Dolphins (1971)
9 Laura Ingalls Wilder Little House on the Prairie (1971)
10 Laura Ingalls Wilder Little House in the Big Woods (1971)

DID YOU READ THAT? NO? THAT'S IT!

*BANG*

Such senseless waste of human life. :D

[xerent]

I'm most likely going to get flammed for this... However, I'm totally lost, is it just me or wtf?

Please reference this thread on getting 'flammed'.

http://tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=15392

[dirka dirka]

Please reference this thread on getting 'flammed'.

http://tacticsarena.com/forum/showthread.php?t=15392

Thank you for that redirect. Rep++;

[xerent]

**Gets gun**
Ok, that's it! You are going to read this whether you like it or not Xerent. I'm sick of you ignoring my posts so now you are going to read this!

Top 10 best selling children's books of all time:

Hardback
1 Janet Sebring Lowrey The Poky Little Puppy (1942)
2 Beatrix Potter The Tale of Peter Rabbit (1902)
3 Gertrude Crampton Tootle (1945)
4 Kathryn & Byron Jackson Saggy Baggy Elephant (1955)
5 Gertrude Crampton Scuffy the Tugboat (1955)
6 Dorothy Kunhardt Pat the Bunny (1940)
7 Dr. Seuss Green Eggs and Ham (1960)
8 Dr. Seuss The Cat in the Hat (1957)
9 Charles Tazewell The Littlest Angel (1946)
10 Dr. Seuss One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish (1960)

PAPERBACKS

1 E. B. White Charlotte's Web (1974)
2 S. E. Hinton The Outsiders (1968)
3 Judy Blume Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing (1976)
4 Jack Schaeffer Shane (1983)
5 Judy Blume Are You There God? It's Me Margaret (1972)
6 Wilson Rawls Where the Red Fern Grows (1974)
7 Madeleine L'Engle A Wrinkle in Time (1973)
8 Scott O'Dell Island of the Blue Dolphins (1971)
9 Laura Ingalls Wilder Little House on the Prairie (1971)
10 Laura Ingalls Wilder Little House in the Big Woods (1971)

DID YOU READ THAT? NO? THAT'S IT!

*BANG*

Such senseless waste of human life. :D

Woah, woah, completely off topic. Please post that nonsense in the Random Discussion thread, where it belongs, and stop clogging up precious space.

Please, think of the forums.

[Medemia]

Didn't I already shoot you for not reading? Oh well. I say we hang you. Then we tattoo you. Then we shoot you. Then we kill you.

I say we let you go

NO!!!

[dirka dirka]

I'm sorry for being so dumb, but what is this thread for Xerent? What are we suppose to post here?

[Shiny Flors]

I dont think this is a question thread but rather a answer thread.

[Jonspen]

Whoah, hold on there a second, I was having fun. I now have no idea what this thread is about.

[Zeratul]

ya same here I read this and was like whoa! and plus Medemia's constant literacy bulls*it J/K you know it Medemia.

[Medemia]

I'm thinking someone said something somewhere about staying on topic and this was xerent's answer. I'm not sure that it is true, but it would make sense. It is dripping with sarcasm, but who knows. Maybe Xerent just woke up with a booger and she told him to leave.

[Cephas]

Sooo, the way I see this is that we can't post what is elsewhere posted. Allow me to give it a shot.

I had difficulty when I wanted to dig in my yard to put up a fence and had to call in someone with a big vehicle. I shall call this Back Hoe Woe

I lose my lunch every time a panhandler asks me for something (giving them my lunch). I call this Hobo Woe

I get depressed after putting on a performance season, because I have to wait for the next year to perform again. I call this Show Woe

I heard an Aussie dog barking at me. That was Boe Woe.

A large engineering company (most often associated with aeronotics), is having financial troubles. I believe that is Boeing Woeing (heh, caught you there, no?)

When Bills posts threads about Trolling, that is TAO Woe.

When all of my devoted readers realize that they've been saying Woe too much, and express it with a different term, that is Wow Woe.

Boy... Categorizing Woes is not an easy job... Woe... :rolleyes:

[Northwind]

Sooo, the way I see this is that we can't post what is elsewhere posted. Allow me to give it a shot.

I had difficulty when I wanted to dig in my yard to put up a fence and had to call in someone with a big vehicle. I shall call this Back Hoe Woe

I lose my lunch every time a panhandler asks me for something (giving them my lunch). I call this Hobo Woe

I get depressed after putting on a performance season, because I have to wait for the next year to perform again. I call this Show Woe

I heard an Aussie dog barking at me. That was Boe Woe.

A large engineering company (most often associated with aeronotics), is having financial troubles. I believe that is Boeing Woeing (heh, caught you there, no?)

When Bills posts threads about Trolling, that is TAO Woe.

When all of my devoted readers realize that they've been saying Woe too much, and express it with a different term, that is Wow Woe.

Boy... Categorizing Woes is not an easy job... Woe...
Cephas, put down the cocaine and step away. Seriously, you'll be glad you did. Just look what that stuff is doing to your brain. One might even refer to this as a blow woe. (I think that calls for a double -- :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ) Boo Yaa!

[Cephas]

Cephas, put down the cocaine and step away. Seriously, you'll be glad you did. Just look what that stuff is doing to your brain. One might even refer to this as a blow woe. (I think that calls for a double -- :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ) Boo Yaa!
There is always the No Woe Woe. I think that beats blow woe! :P

As King Gama Rex in G&Ss Princess Ida sings:
Oh don't the days seem lank and long
When all goes right and nothing goes wrong?
And isn't your life extremely flat
With nothing whatever to Grumble at?

[Cuathon]

turtles are cool

[Catra]

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Cephas again." ~No Rep Woe~

[Cephas]

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Cephas again." ~No Rep Woe~
That is indeed a woeful woe! Woe is me! I'm just too lovable for my own good! :(

[Cephas]

'Couple more:

My back is sore from winter shovelling. That is a snow woe.

The hatch window on my SUV broke off one of its hinges. Auto woe.

:(

[MokoToko]

I thought I had a woe, but in actuality none existed, feauwoe

BAM, that beats your an NORTHWINDS

[Medemia]

Would this be considered the Necro woe?

No one expect the Spanish Inquisition... ahh... I already said that.

[Memory of Light]

I thought I had a woe, but in actuality none existed, feauwoe

BAM, that beats your an NORTHWINDS

fauxwoe?

[AlabamaBoy]

I was sick to my stomach earlier.

Throwwoe.

[Catra]

I have to walk to the end of my street in the snow to get to work tomorrow.

It's a walking-uphill-both-ways-in-the-snow-woe.

[Cephas]

I have to walk to the end of my street in the snow to get to work tomorrow.

It's a walking-uphill-both-ways-in-the-snow-woe.

That's also a tomorrow-woe, isn't it?

[iceman2001]

I really don't understand this game....woe?

[Match Strike]

That's be because you're slow...woe.

[iceman2001]

You're mean to me!!!! Woe.