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Megabyte
03-05-2005, 08:18 PM
add you own in ;)


Is there a clan leader on?

Whats a megabyte?

Please slap me!

Would you like fries with that?

How do you *insert anything else after these words*?

How can I get those monsters?

What are monsters?

What do you mean they're not monsters?

What makes you think I'm a noob?

dirka dirka
03-05-2005, 08:19 PM
I think you need to do your whining in the newbies forum, or send in a ticket.

Megabyte
03-05-2005, 08:20 PM
oh yeah..

Send a ticket.

thats on there too

thefreezing
03-05-2005, 08:24 PM
"Hey, are you a girl?!*

*Do you want to cyber with me?*

*Press F5 for free dragons!*

actgfin1234
03-05-2005, 08:27 PM
"Hurry up asshole" - got that one last night.
"wat dose it mater if i can speel?" -_-

Megabyte
03-05-2005, 08:29 PM
"Hurry up asshole" - got that one last night.
"wat dose it mater if i can speel?" -_-


yah, that ones a pain, I don't think i've ever lost a match to someone who says to hurry. ppl should take that as a sign.

thefreezing
03-05-2005, 08:30 PM
*Hey stop cheating, I can't move my knight!* (Frozen Knight from the Frosty)

Amaroth
03-05-2005, 08:31 PM
"Hi, I'm from Legends."

paulk6
03-05-2005, 08:32 PM
"Hi, I'm from Legends."
"Hi, I'm Amaroth."


:P

Godmic18
03-05-2005, 08:57 PM
Apparently, you all have missed the most commonly used phrase ever:

"When was the last drop?"

Slackers.

Wayfaerer
03-05-2005, 08:59 PM
"Let's rep each other :D "

Ignition
03-05-2005, 09:01 PM
"Let's rep each other :D "
= Noobs



How do you *get all those " crap-aly good-oh-lishious monsters*?
-Not be some kind of freaking Ned Flanders noob...?

Ignition
03-05-2005, 09:03 PM
:)
sorry about double...

Tama Drummer
03-05-2005, 09:08 PM
"Let's rep each other :D "


Yea... I've gotten rep like, "I repped you, now you rep me." from people who only give like 1 point. I give like 5 I think. Fair trade?

Anyways, I get annoyed when people always have to type '.' 3 times so that they can see the bottom of the screen. And yet, they refuse to press f11 to make the screen bigger because they are so paranoid the window will close or something.

Warcow
03-05-2005, 09:08 PM
"IF YOU PLAY TEH NEOPETS!!!!!!!!! COME TO FLOOR 5 I GET YOU 238954702389740892 NEOPOINTS AND TEH PAINTBRUSHES!!1one!!1"

That is definately the single most annoying thing to have spammed through the lobby.

Ignition
03-05-2005, 09:10 PM
And you have, actually been offered this?



Anyways, I get annoyed when people always have to type '.' 3 times so that they can see the bottom of the screen. And yet, they refuse to press f11 to make the screen bigger because they are so paranoid the window will close or something.
Sorry.

Godmic18
03-05-2005, 09:10 PM
"IF YOU PLAY TEH NEOPETS!!!!!!!!! COME TO FLOOR 5 I GET YOU 238954702389740892 NEOPOINTS AND TEH PAINTBRUSHES!!1one!!1"

That is definately the single most annoying thing to have spammed through the lobby.
What about:
















_

Warcow
03-05-2005, 09:12 PM
And you have, actually been offered this?

It seems to be amazingly common on GL, or at least it was while I played.

And yes godmic, I would much rather blank space then that stupid neopets crap. :)

Ignition
03-05-2005, 09:12 PM
What about:
















_
Ok, now that was pretty stupid.

Godmic18
03-05-2005, 09:13 PM
It seems to be amazingly common on GL, or at least it was while I played.

And yes godmic, I would much rather blank space then that stupid neopets crap. :)

One guy did that on the legends server every night for 4 hours hours each night.

Cephas
03-05-2005, 09:14 PM
If you [insert stupid thing here] press [insert 3-digit number here]

Are you the real Cephas?

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

Warcow
03-05-2005, 09:16 PM
If you [insert stupid thing here] press [insert 3-digit number here]

Are you the real Cephas?

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

pfff, that is better than.

Cephas: Hey everyone! I'm back!

;)

Punishment Co.
03-05-2005, 09:17 PM
Yea... I've gotten rep like, "I repped you, now you rep me." from people who only give like 1 point. I give like 5 I think. Fair trade?

Anyways, I get annoyed when people always have to type '.' 3 times so that they can see the bottom of the screen. And yet, they refuse to press f11 to make the screen bigger because they are so paranoid the window will close or something.

Curse you! This has happened to me before, dangit. :mad:

In my case though everything was fooked. Right-clicks were disabled, most "F" keys disabled, and so I was left with the screen ridiculously huge. Couldn't see the scroll bars at the side, so I had to type ". . ." per line. :o

:motions angrily at library computers:

Godmic18
03-05-2005, 09:18 PM
pfff, that is better than.

Cephas: Hey everyone! I'm back!

;)

or

Warcow: Ok, Now back into retirement I go.

Warcow
03-05-2005, 09:20 PM
or

Warcow: Ok, Now back into retirement I go.
:eek:

At first, I thought that was an insult, but now I see you want me to stay :D

Ignition
03-05-2005, 09:20 PM
:motions angrily at library computers:

*is already completely pissed at any school computer*

emerald slasher
03-05-2005, 09:20 PM
press f5 u noob

hurry up (yes its been said before)
u suck
noob
go to hell
u play neopets..if so can i have ur account

Tama Drummer
03-05-2005, 09:21 PM
Curse you! This has happened to me before, dangit. :mad:

In my case though everything was fooked. Right-clicks were disabled, most "F" keys disabled, and so I was left with the screen ridiculously huge. Couldn't see the scroll bars at the side, so I had to type ". . ." per line.


Well, you COULD have just gone "View - full screen" (or something like that).
F11 is just a shortcut. :D

Godmic18
03-05-2005, 09:22 PM
lol

Hmmmmmm... What other phrases annoy me?

"Can I be co?"

"Can I be in your clan?"

"YUO GOLDS THNIK YER BETTER THAN USBUT YER NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"What's a seed?"

"FREE STAT FLOOR 5!!!!!!!"

Popa Midnight
03-05-2005, 09:22 PM
lol

Warcow
03-05-2005, 09:25 PM
Ugh! I just remembered the one thing I hate more than anything else.

When someone asks you to surrender so they can have the unit drop.

Especially when they are a 750 grey, and a nice person, but just don't understand what they are doing to you.

I hate that because it makes me look like an asshole, but I also almost feel guilty for NOT giving them the unit.

Anyone else hate that?

Godmic18
03-05-2005, 09:26 PM
Ugh! I just remembered the one thing I hate more than anything else.

When someone asks you to surrender so they can have the unit drop.

Especially when they are a 750 grey, and a nice person, but just don't understand what they are doing to you.

I hate that because it makes me look like an asshole, but I also almost feel guilty for NOT giving them the unit.

Anyone else hate that?

Very much so.

Ignition
03-05-2005, 09:26 PM
lol

Hmmmmmm... What other phrases annoy me?

"Can I be co?"


thats the worst one too. only because they keep saying
"plez"
over and over till it drives you nuts.

thefreezing
03-05-2005, 09:26 PM
Better yet!
"Are you theburning?!"
"Are you Juliette?!"
:sighs:

Elentari
03-05-2005, 09:30 PM
Well maybe if you hadn't of copied her name that wouldn't happen :).

actgfin1234
03-05-2005, 09:34 PM
Well maybe if you hadn't of copied her name that wouldn't happen :).

pwned. I think someone's obsessed more than I.


Here's another phrase I hate.

"R u a girl?"

Terps rock
03-05-2005, 09:34 PM
burn



or is it freeze?

the saying i hate most is

good golds: Terps Rock game?

lol :)

thefreezing
03-05-2005, 09:34 PM
Well maybe if you hadn't of copied her name that wouldn't happen :).
Well, I kind of liked the fact when some n00bs thought I was theburning/Juliette, where I could tell them to stop spamming or I will ban them, etc etc. It's kind of funny actually! :p

Godmic18
03-05-2005, 09:37 PM
here's one those from Legends might enjoy:

sexy fish: game Godmic?
sexy fish: game Congar?
sexy fish: game Wayfaerer?
sexy fish: game Exorcist?
sexy fish: game super noob?

Tama Drummer
03-05-2005, 09:39 PM
Ugh! I just remembered the one thing I hate more than anything else.

When someone asks you to surrender so they can have the unit drop.

Especially when they are a 750 grey, and a nice person, but just don't understand what they are doing to you.

I hate that because it makes me look like an asshole, but I also almost feel guilty for NOT giving them the unit.

Anyone else hate that?


Why do you feel guilty? I never use drops, and don't really care about stats either, but I don't just give away a win just so the person can have a drop.

I've never felt a hint of guilt for not giving someone a drop... If they want it, all they have to do is beat me, and that really isn't that hard a task to accomplish.

actgfin1234
03-05-2005, 09:41 PM
here's one those from Legends might enjoy:

sexy fish: game Godmic?
sexy fish: game Congar?
sexy fish: game Wayfaerer?
sexy fish: game Exorcist?
sexy fish: game super noob?

*Chuckle*

thefreezing
03-05-2005, 09:43 PM
here's one those from Legends might enjoy:

sexy fish: game Godmic?
sexy fish: game Congar?
sexy fish: game Wayfaerer?
sexy fish: game Exorcist?
sexy fish: game super noob?

OMG! :eek:
I remember that........!!!!!
This is how he would ask me for game:

sexy fish: Lord Shinok game?
sexy fish: Lord Shinok game?
sexy fish: Lord Shinok game? YES OR NO!?!
sexy fish: Lord Shinok game? RUSH OR TURTLE!!!??
sexy fish: Lord Shinok game?
Lord Shinok (me) : No thank you, busy at the moment.
sexy fish: Lord Shinok game?
sexy fish: Lord Shinok game?
sexy fish: Lord Shinok game?
Lord Shinok: I thought I already told you no thank you?
sexy fish: Lord Shinok game?
sexy fish: Lord Shinok game?

Warcow
03-05-2005, 09:56 PM
Why do you feel guilty? I never use drops, and don't really care about stats either, but I don't just give away a win just so the person can have a drop.

I've never felt a hint of guilt for not giving someone a drop... If they want it, all they have to do is beat me, and that really isn't that hard a task to accomplish.

Well, alot of the time, it is a really good grey who is playing more, or at least a grey with some potential, as I don't ever play greys unless they really want a game, and they have to have some skill first. However, that makes me think, if I had turned down the game, they may have been playing another grey they could beat, which would get them a new unit, which might inspire them to keep playing.

I don't know, I just hate being labeled a "meanie"

actgfin1234
03-05-2005, 09:59 PM
Well, alot of the time, it is a really good grey who is playing more, or at least a grey with some potential, as I don't ever play greys unless they really want a game, and they have to have some skill first. However, that makes me think, if I had turned down the game, they may have been playing another grey they could beat, which would get them a new unit, which might inspire them to keep playing.

I don't know, I just hate being labeled a "meanie"

Shut up Meanie!

Megabyte
03-05-2005, 10:24 PM
Well maybe if you hadn't of copied her name that wouldn't happen :).


everyone knows freezing is the true "the" and that burn is an evil usurper.

Elentari
03-06-2005, 12:38 AM
You remember that bit about you being her cousin? I thought that was actually true, for the longest time. ><

Krome
03-06-2005, 01:13 AM
When I am just about to beat someone they say either......

"Will you surrender?"
"Can we draw please?"
"Your an asshole, f**king surrender now!!"

Ali
03-06-2005, 01:26 AM
someone told me to go put on my turban and go blow up a building

i mean my friends and i can like joke about it and i know they are joking with me and stuff, but that guy that said it said it with such like FORCE that one got me for a while.... just thinking

Megabyte
03-06-2005, 11:54 AM
You remember that bit about you being her cousin? I thought that was actually true, for the longest time. ><


I think we had everyone going for a while, even DR.

thefreezing
03-06-2005, 12:42 PM
"Stop jumping me you asshole!"

"How do you cheat in this game?"

"How come I can't block?!"

Cephas
03-06-2005, 05:48 PM
pfff, that is better than.

Cephas: Hey everyone! I'm back!

;)
Hey everyone! I'm back!

someone told me to go put on my turban and go blow up a building

i mean my friends and i can like joke about it and i know they are joking with me and stuff, but that guy that said it said it with such like FORCE that one got me for a while.... just thinking
Who invited you? Go put on your turban and blow up a building! ;)

Ignition
03-06-2005, 06:39 PM
"How come I can't block?!"
Respond:
"Because you didn't press F5 at the start of the game...duh!"

Idiot noob:
"Ok thanks!!"

Idiot noob has surrendered
…yes this has happened, sadly.

kvon78
03-06-2005, 07:16 PM
when it comes to trying to pull the stupid f5 trick my peronal favorite has always been:

n00b"OMG! i just 1000 gold by pushing f5!"
me: uhhh wat r u talking about!?
n00b:"i told you i just won 1000 gold and a dragon and 5 clerics just by pushing f5 its awesome you should try it!"

ugghhh :rolleyes:

Dagashi
03-06-2005, 08:30 PM
My favorite response to the F5:

opponent: Push F5, it gives you dragons.

me: sure, just tell me who the vice president of the United States is, I need it for a paper.

opponent: (I assume) Dick Cheney (promptly gets kicked off for typing "Dick")



.... Man I never get tired of that

Foundation
03-06-2005, 08:31 PM
you know...i would have fall for that.. :mad:

Liquid Swordsman
03-06-2005, 08:36 PM
Anytime someone says "I am dumb" in any way shape or form just to get attention. I hate attention whores.

Liquid Swordsman
03-06-2005, 08:37 PM
OMG! :eek:
I remember that........!!!!!
This is how he would ask me for game:

sexy fish: Lord Shinok game?
sexy fish: Lord Shinok game?
sexy fish: Lord Shinok game? YES OR NO!?!
sexy fish: Lord Shinok game? RUSH OR TURTLE!!!??
sexy fish: Lord Shinok game?
Lord Shinok (me) : No thank you, busy at the moment.
sexy fish: Lord Shinok game?
sexy fish: Lord Shinok game?
sexy fish: Lord Shinok game?
Lord Shinok: I thought I already told you no thank you?
sexy fish: Lord Shinok game?
sexy fish: Lord Shinok game?


Ha, it was more like

Lord Shinok: Fuck You!

Stop trying to sound nice ;)

cuckoo
03-06-2005, 08:43 PM
asl?

Megabyte
03-06-2005, 09:08 PM
yah, u know, I just hate the ones who say "press f5"

total lack of imagination.

I mean, be creative. Put a story to it, be clever. One guy came up with a really elaborate way to try and get me to hit it (like a 15 minute ordeal). I gave him the win at the end of the match just because it was overwhelmingly funny an clever.

묊喀灁랂瀚
03-07-2005, 11:58 AM
any girl to cyber?????, i hate that...

Krome
03-07-2005, 03:52 PM
What, like I caught you saying?