BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[Littlemelf]

IGNORE dam u ppl fast

[Bottle]

*ignores littlemelf*

Try the edit next time. N00b.

sandwich of DOOM!

[ArcPaladinZero]

There's something about

[Littlemelf]

Me that makes

[Bottle]

*n00bs that makes*-ignore please

*same thing*

me want to

[Littlemelf]

(ignores bottle)




Continue with the story...

[Kos-Mos]

jump off of

[Littlemelf]

ignore

[Kos-Mos]

what the
edit: o ok

[Bottle]

STOP!

Now start again. Ignore last 4 posts.

[ArcPaladinZero]

People need to

(this really isn't making sense lol.)

[Littlemelf]

LMAO (gets out gun) I said hi 2 u b4... :mad: (blasts Bottle)

[Kos-Mos]

*reboot*

woot this got ignored

[Bottle]

*continues from last sense-making point*

(that makes me want to) shoot him. Now,

[Littlemelf]

I run out

[Bottle]

of curses to

[Littlemelf]

blast him with

[Kos-Mos]

umm thinking cus i had to edit

after that he...

[Littlemelf]

walked out of

[Bottle]

Littlemelf. This thread is being ruined by you. Stop posting, or if you make a mistake, edit it so it follows on from the last one. We will wait for you to do so. DO NOT double post and say *ignore* unless you really have to.

the TAO forums

[Littlemelf]

Its hard Bottle ppl are posting too dam fast

[Kos-Mos]

Yaybottle finally told him so i didnt have to

[Bottle]

*ignore last two posts*

in disgust. Meanwhile,

[Kos-Mos]

the mad monks

[Bottle]

actually made sense!

[Littlemelf]

If it makes you happy I will not post again (sulks and sits in corner)

[Bottle]

Finally, a breakthrough.

(joking, just remember to edit if you get jumped by someone else)

[Kos-Mos]

* continuse*

The mad monks

[Bottle]

learnt to spell:D

[Kos-Mos]

by using PHONICS@(*&$*($copyright#&*#$#

[Bottle]

and eating icecream.

[Kos-Mos]

the icecream flavor (was)

[Bottle]

bootlaces and strawberry,

[Kos-Mos]

made in a sewage

[Bottle]

depository, thus making

[Office_Shredder]

a good smell

[Kos-Mos]

that psned everyone

[Bottle]

and killed Littlemelf.

*Look 1111 posts!*

[Kos-Mos]

Hooray, da ppl(yelled)

^ u #1 now?

[Bottle]

*I'm #9*

and threw (a) party!

*j/k: no more flaming*

[Littlemelf]

BANFF..... DOWN! :( :( :(

[Bottle]

Now back up.:D :D :D

[Littlemelf]

Why yes, yes it is. :eek:

[Kos-Mos]

Continuing the thread...

[ArcPaladinZero]

is very easy

[XXX_KAIN]

when you apply

[Bottle]

for (a) n00b-hunter license

[Omega_Paladin]

to be danced upon.

[Office_Shredder]

n00b-hunters cause cancer

[ck1]

,but only to

[Office_Shredder]

allergic n00bs. When

[ck1]

put into water

[Office_Shredder]

, n00bs tend to

[Bottle]

*ignore*

[ck1]

scream in pain

[Office_Shredder]

and run away.

[ck1]

But when the

[Office_Shredder]

boogie-man comes, he

[Bottle]

apologises (for) not editing

[Ali]

. remember three words

[ArcPaladinZero]

are more than

[Office_Shredder]

two words. If

[Bottle]

everyone kept to

[ArcPaladinZero]

three words then

[Bottle]

I'm sure everyone (else)

[ArcPaladinZero]

could understand the

[Bottle]

fact that I

[ArcPaladinZero]

am a post

[Omega_Paladin]

monkey of doom.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Flying apes that

[ck1]

smell like cheese

[Bottle]

really ought to

[Omega_Paladin]

eat people's brains

[ck1]

with a sprinkle

[Littlemelf]

and some Coke.

[ck1]

Man that is

[ArcPaladinZero]

totally normal for

[ck1]

some people like

[ArcPaladinZero]

Bush who thinks

[ck1]

the white house

[Omega_Paladin]

a great place.

[ck1]

How stupid can

[Omega_Paladin]

you be to

[ck1]

like pickled carrots

[Kos-Mos]

found in dumpsterLand

[ck1]

taste even remotely

[ArcPaladinZero]

like a pineapple

[ck1]

covered in slimy

[ArcPaladinZero]

poo that glows!

[ck1]

Holy cow ! Its

[ArcPaladinZero]

a giant bat!

[ck1]

Oh wait its (a)

[Omega_Paladin]

bat eating cow!

[ck1]

It dive-bombed right

[ArcPaladinZero]

into a pile

[Kos-Mos]

(of) smelly horse crap

[ck1]

and then it

[ArcPaladinZero]

was slung across

[ck1]

the barn by

[ArcPaladinZero]

a dancing banana.

[ck1]

It wasn't just

[ArcPaladinZero]

a cat that

[ck1]

ate my shoe

[ArcPaladinZero]

that lived in

[ck1]

Room 1089 in

(anyone???)

[ck1]

the insane silo.

( i no double post but no ones talking)

[Omega_Paladin]

Then the home

[ck1]

was blown up (with)

[Littlemelf]

a big huge

[Omega_Paladin]

watermelon seed of

[ck1]

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! Then all

[ArcPaladinZero]

of the dancing

[XXX_KAIN]

piglets danced right

[ArcPaladinZero]

on top of

[ck1]

the couch when

[ArcPaladinZero]

some killer robots

[ck1]

attacked with a

[XXX_KAIN]

huge peice of

[ck1]

Grandma Marys pie!!!!!

[Omega_Paladin]

Then watered-down beer

[ck1]

was poured on

[Omega_Paladin]

giant flaming pigs.

[ck1]

The fire still

[Bottle]

toasted some apple

[ck1]

pie made from

[Bottle]

leftover n00bs and

[Omega_Paladin]

giant dancing towels.

[Bottle]

The apple pie

[Omega_Paladin]

quickly began eating

[Bottle]

itself with a

[ck1]

shovel. No one

[Omega_Paladin]

really cared. Then

[ck1]

people cared less.

[ArcPaladinZero]

This caused the

[Office_Shredder]

space-time continuum to

[ArcPaladinZero]

explode and we

[ck1]

died except for

[ArcPaladinZero]

me who ended

[ck1]

world hunger because

[ArcPaladinZero]

of my hotair-balloon-rides.

(Yes, that does make sense.):cool:

[ck1]

He made everyone

[ArcPaladinZero]

take their shoes

[ck1]

and beat things

[ArcPaladinZero]

until they turned

[ck1]

greenish-blue all over.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Holding babies over

[ck1]

flaming pits of

[ArcPaladinZero]

DOOM, which of (course)

[ck1]

contain high levels (of)

[ArcPaladinZero]

colorful roses and

[HolyCrap]

Pretty Pink Unicorns

[ArcPaladinZero]

that hop around

[Office_Shredder]

and give people

[HolyCrap]

Unbelievably painful wedgies

[ArcPaladinZero]

that make them

[Office_Shredder]

feel horny. The

[HolyCrap]

do the Macarena

[ArcPaladinZero]

and it rains.

[HolyCrap]

This causes (the aforementioned babies) to

[ArcPaladinZero]

dance and learn

[Office_Shredder]

advanced statistical analysis

[HolyCrap]

sign language, and

[Office_Shredder]

this sentence ended.

[ArcPaladinZero]

So another one

[Bottle]

began, then ended.

[HolyCrap]

And this thread

[Bottle]

ruled them all,

[ArcPaladinZero]

because it is

[Bottle]

extremely popular and

[ArcPaladinZero]

posted in like

[Bottle]

nobody's business. Often

[ArcPaladinZero]

n00bs mess it

[Bottle]

up though, which

[ArcPaladinZero]

ruins the thread.

[camolots_guardi]

that noob is

[Bottle]

to be shot

[ArcPaladinZero]

and de-n00bed. Removing

[Bottle]

the badger-badger-badger thread

[ArcPaladinZero]

and eating potatoes (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/17)

(Click muh potatoes)

[Bottle]

would have catastrophic

[ArcPaladinZero]

effects on haircuts

[Bottle]

and beard trims.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Hair loss among

[Bottle]

dancing badgers is

[ArcPaladinZero]

also common among

[Bottle]

people with large

[ArcPaladinZero]

bald spots on

[Bottle]

their left eyebrows.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Right eyebrows are

[Bottle]

safe from this

[ArcPaladinZero]

because of laser

[Bottle]

powered stun cannons

[ArcPaladinZero]

that have the

[Aro23r]

ability to be

--(wow the last page has been dominated by Bottle and APZ)

[ArcPaladinZero]

non-destructive to dancing

(I'm trying to get to 500 posts on this thread :D)

[Aro23r]

. Left eyebrows, however,

(only 20 more to go...unless I have anything to say about it... :) j/k)

[Bottle]

need to be

[ArcPaladinZero]

soaked in gasoline

[Bottle]

and thrown into

[ArcPaladinZero]

a giant blender

[Aro23r]

if they wish

[Bottle]

to be turned

[ArcPaladinZero]

into golden wings

[Bottle]

with annoyingly small

[DWarrior]

feather things that

[Bottle]

float on water.

[DWarrior]

I shatter bottles

[Bottle]

because you suck.

*no more flaming*

[DWarrior]

The broken pieces

*I think you're being paranoid here, buddy. I was using "bottles" (not "Bottle") to refer to those cylindrical fluid containers made of glass. The obvious reference was only there to test whether or not you'd be offended. Well...it worked, and you're now paranoid!!! MUAHAHA (btw, check that mom joke on that other page, I think you'll like it)*

[Bottle]

stuck together again.

[DWarrior]

I shatter them

[Omega_Paladin]

cause your a

[DWarrior]

loser seeking attention!

[Bottle]

It's so true.

*referring to DWarrior*

[Omega_Paladin]

So then a

[Bottle]

mod deleted DWarrior

[Omega_Paladin]

and cows jumped

[Bottle]

over the moon

[Omega_Paladin]

but the unions

[Bottle]

complained about animal

[Omega_Paladin]

rights and started

[Office_Shredder]

a picket line

[DWarrior]

to ban Bottle's

[Bottle]

enemies from TAO.

[DWarrior]

That's why DWarrior

[Bottle]

suddenly got deleted.

[DWarrior]

Once upon a

[Bottle]

time, three little

[Omega_Paladin]

protestors were eaten

[DWarrior]

by Big Bubba

[SilverEcho]

who then farted

[Jeffery]

making the place

[Bottle]

a lot nicer

[ArcPaladinZero]

for the ladies

[ck1]

that like the

[ArcPaladinZero]

smell. Anyways, clouds

[ck1]

are very rough

[ArcPaladinZero]

when their lasers

[ck1]

blow off your

[ArcPaladinZero]

fingernails then blow

[ck1]

off your earlobes.

[ArcPaladinZero]

The Nike swoosh

[ck1]

attacked TAO and

[ArcPaladinZero]

Lebron James started

[ck1]

calling TAO a

[ArcPaladinZero]

bad game and

[ck1]

so did a

[ArcPaladinZero]

leprechaun that ate

[ck1]

McDonalds for breakfast

[ArcPaladinZero]

and stole some