BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[ck1]

wine from a

[ArcPaladinZero]

blind man that

[ck1]

had a vengence.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Flames shooting out

[ck1]

of his walking

[ArcPaladinZero]

keyboard. This is

[ck1]

a sure sign

[ArcPaladinZero]

of the qwerty!

[ck1]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! shrieked a

[ArcPaladinZero]

qwerty that flew

[ck1]

through a large

[ArcPaladinZero]

opening in a

[ck1]

insane silo that

[ArcPaladinZero]

is linked to

[ck1]

my grandma's house.

[ArcPaladinZero]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS (http://seizurerobots.com)

(500th post!!!!! :D :D )

[ck1]

attacked my grandmas
(dude u have more than 500)

[ArcPaladinZero]

flower garden that

(I know, but that was my 500th post on this thread. ;) )

[ck1]

was burnt to
( how do you know did u count)

[MokoToko]

the ground. Grandma

[Ap0llo]

has extremely large

[HolyCrap]

nose hairs that

[Lich]

coukd tickle peopleee

[BlackSyphon]

in one end

[HolyCrap]

of their sausages

[Omega_Paladin]

that killed for

[ck1]

food and shelter.

[Omega_Paladin]

Then a streaming

[Kos-Mos]

stream (of) ear snot

[Omega_Paladin]

burned corn off (a)

[Kos-Mos]

old farmers knuckle

[ck1]

the aliens attacked

[Kos-Mos]

the monkey tribe

[ck1]

of Kaakfkjahksjjdusahufhusdh with

[Kos-Mos]

mad bone n00bz (that)

[ck1]

kill all in

[Omega_Paladin]

flaming tires of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!1

[Office_Shredder]

The monkeys went

[ck1]

up my grandmas

[Omega_Paladin]

car's tailpipe and

[Littlemelf]

had fun while

[Assassin_89]

ate a pie

[Omega_Paladin]

So then a
(Your post made no sense assassin)

[Kos-Mos]

snarling awkward pikmin

[Omega_Paladin]

exploded and went

[Unregistered]

to hell because

[Omega_Paladin]

he ate too

[Office_Shredder]

many logs of

[ArcPaladinZero]

the pickled pig-feet.

[Omega_Paladin]

Then a tsuamni

[ArcPaladinZero]

came from the

[Unregistered]

white house with

[Littlemelf]

NVM!

[Omega_Paladin]

weapons o' mass destruction.
(SO that's where Saddam put all the stuff Bush said he had! Under the White House! He's good :D....)

[Office_Shredder]

feet sticking out

[Omega_Paladin]

of bags is

[Unregistered]

(Ok i'm lost........)

[ck1]

dangerous if you

[Unregistered]

yell at it

[ArcPaladinZero]

while taking a

[ck1]

bath in the

[Unregistered]

Artic tundra without

[ck1]

a towel. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[Omega_Paladin]

towels are esstential

[HolyCrap]

if you plan

[ck1]

to kill a

[Unregistered]

badger with rabies

[HolyCrap]

because towels contain

[Omega_Paladin]

deadly flying monkeys

[HolyCrap]

from the future

[Omega_Paladin]

and they had

[Unregistered]

Hitler reincarnated because

[ArcPaladinZero]

he is a

[Omega_Paladin]

sandwhich in Poland.

[Unregistered]

Omega_Paladin has towels

[ArcPaladinZero]

for fighting the

[Unregistered]

Apocolypse of Canada

[ArcPaladinZero]

which is no

[XXX_KAIN]

place for a

[Omega_Paladin]

laughing matter for

[Unregistered]

Canadians with a

[ArcPaladinZero]

fear of height.

[XXX_KAIN]

Up on top

[ArcPaladinZero]

of a pizza

[Unregistered]

that has cheese,

[Omega_Paladin]

and sausage with

[ArcPaladinZero]

knives and hats.

[Rogue_Wolf]

But then something

[Kos-Mos]

the pizza was

[Omega_Paladin]

mutating into a

[ArcPaladinZero]

billboard with Bush's face

[Omega_Paladin]

being eaten by

[Aro23r]

that annoying picture

(APZ, that was 4 words, I'd think a veteran on this thread like yourself would know better :p)

[Omega_Paladin]

of a flaming

[HolyCrap]

bottle of ketchup

[Omega_Paladin]

that dances in

[Bottle]

lines with other

[Omega_Paladin]

fly away vacations.

[Bottle]

The sort that

[Omega_Paladin]

involves large explosives.

[XXX_KAIN]

Along the borders (of)

[Bottle]

Iraq, we hear

[Omega_Paladin]

has very large

[HeMightBeNeo]

supply of Uranium,

[Bottle]

which Saddam Hussein

[Chipmunk]

used against DivineRight

[ArcPaladinZero]

to get banned.

(Lol, I have a feeling that's gonna happen to captain flamer, known as Chipmunk.)

[Chipmunk]

DivineRights' mother is

(yeah, I fucking hate that prick now, what a disgruntled ass!)

[thrdflrmshr]

a wonderful cook,

[continuing from BS (Before Stupidity), ie "DivineRight's mother is"]

[Bottle]

and Divine thinks

[ArcPaladinZero]

this is immature.

(Wow, I honestly didn't think people could get this immature, this is really sad.)

[ck1]

He was right.
(how do you figure out how many posts you have in a thread?)

[ArcPaladinZero]

A cleaned up

(Click on the number of posts by the thread, it lists who has posted in that thread)

[ck1]

thread is needed.
(thanks)

[KWarrior]

forum is a

[ck1]

word that begins

[ck1]

with the letter
( i know double post but saving the thread from extinction)

[Kos-Mos]

Z, the -9th

[ArcPaladinZero]

letter of the

[Kos-Mos]

alfalfababeter. The letter

[Bottle]

purple is not

[HolyCrap]

used frequently but

[ck1]

is still a

[Bottle]

wonderfully unusual way (to)

[ck1]

express your feelings.

[Bottle]

Meanwhile, in Jericho,

[ck1]

a man named

[Bottle]

Joe Bloggs was

[ck1]

eating a sandwich

[Bottle]

that contained some

[ck1]

burnt onion flavored

[ck1]

(come on people POST):D

[Ali]

. this thread is

[Omega_Paladin]

highly entertaining because

[Humanator]

u post random

[Omega_Paladin]

thoughts just like

[Unregistered]

news reporters or

[Omega_Paladin]

the government. So,

[Bottle]

let's all laugh

[Littlemelf]

at bottle because

[Omega_Paladin]

he's so cool :D.

[Littlemelf]

SPAM is not

[Bottle]

an issue anymore! (yay)

*:D Omega*

[Littlemelf]

Yelow dancing Bananas


*edit* fixed spelling mistake :cool:

[Omega_Paladin]

tend to dance
(Any time Bottle :D. NO FLAMING PEOPLE!)

[Littlemelf]

when they are




*farts* come on now post ppl

[Omega_Paladin]

dancing for the

[Littlemelf]

sake of dancing!

[ArcPaladinZero]

Give me money

[Omega_Paladin]

for the sake

[Bottle]

of 'ole lang

[Omega_Paladin]

beer! I think

[HolyCrap]

Fetuses smell nice

[ArcPaladinZero]

like 150" televisions.

(Don't argue with me, that does make sense) :D

[Omega_Paladin]

150" telelvisions take

[ArcPaladinZero]

eleventeen people to

[Omega_Paladin]

hurl from a catapult.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Catapulting cats with

[Omega_Paladin]

large pineapples on

[ArcPaladinZero]

their tails is

[Bottle]

kinda cruel but

[ArcPaladinZero]

very funny because

[someone]

they scream loudly

[Omega_Paladin]

just like whirling demons.

[someone]

The dancing banana

[Omega_Paladin]

really likes marguritas.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Driving very slowly

[Omega_Paladin]

angers people who

[ArcPaladinZero]

drive like me.

[someone]

Omega Paladin likes

[Omega_Paladin]

alotta scotch and

[ArcPaladinZero]

dancing in the

[Omega_Paladin]

moonlight naked. I

[ArcPaladinZero]

went outside wearing

[Omega_Paladin]

only a kilt.

[Littlemelf]

oops




I like to

[Omega_Paladin]

burn undergarments in

[ArcPaladinZero]

France while wearing

[Omega_Paladin]

George Bush's throngs.
(You know he has them.)

[ArcPaladinZero]

Bush will fight

[Omega_Paladin]

againest oppression on

[ArcPaladinZero]

a pogo stick.

[Omega_Paladin]

Pogo sticks are

[ArcPaladinZero]

best used during

[Omega_Paladin]

French Revolutions and

[ArcPaladinZero]

wars that will

[Omega_Paladin]

involve the British.

[ArcPaladinZero]

If France suddenly

[Omega_Paladin]

declared war on

[ArcPaladinZero]

Japan, the pogo

[Omega_Paladin]

stick industy would

[ArcPaladinZero]

drastically trasform into

*makes transformer sound* :D

[Shuichi]

a giant panda

[Omega_Paladin]

that tends to

[ArcPaladinZero]

have the rage (of)

[Omega_Paladin]

10,000 drunken monkeys.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Laser beams that

[Omega_Paladin]

cut through Pierce Brosnan

[ArcPaladinZero]

like a napkin.

[Omega_Paladin]

are kinda tweaky.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Sleep feels good.

:D

[Omega_Paladin]

except when people

[someone]

throw up when

[SilverEcho]

they see eggs

[ck1]

that are covered

[thrdflrmshr]

with all kinds

[xerent]

of unimaginable things

[ArcPaladinZero]

like yarn. This

[Unregistered]

is especially true

[Omega_Paladin]

when I'm around.

[ArcPaladinZero]

The need for

[Unregistered]

speed is good

[Omega_Paladin]

when flying over

[ArcPaladinZero]

trees that are

[Omega_Paladin]

shooting anti-aircraft flak

[Unregistered]

with a textbook

[someone]

that says "I

[ck1]

ate flaming pickles

[HolyCrap]

and they burned

[ck1]

my mouth with

[ArcPaladinZero]

unlimited fury of

[ck1]

FIRE!!!!!!I guess

[Littlemelf]

this thread is

[xerent]

2,724 posts long

[Omega_Paladin]

most excellant Smithers......

[ck1]

but wait theres

[farruq]

your all geeks your playing a game in a forum...
go home

[ck1]

(shut up farooq)

[Omega_Paladin]

(Wow, you must be an even bigger geek to have the time to insult a bunch of geeks on an internet forum :D.)
more hilarity to come!

[ck1]

There was a guy(named Farooq)

[Omega_Paladin]

who recently died.

[Littlemelf]

I like to

[ck1]

take this moment

[Omega_Paladin]

and eat it (with)

[ck1]

garden shears as

[Omega_Paladin]

giant flying beers

[HolyCrap]

float gently by

[ck1]

on a cloud

[Omega_Paladin]

of flaming farts.

[ck1]

Kenny made them.

[ArcPaladinZero]

When the ground

[deadly archer]

was made of

[ArcPaladinZero]

jello, it will

[Omega_Paladin]

tend to fight

[ArcPaladinZero]

people that walk

[Omega_Paladin]

FORWARD, backwards, sideways

[ArcPaladinZero]

to make them

[Omega_Paladin]

turn at the fork.
(Sees giant fork in the road)
Righttttttttttttttttt.....................

[Office_Shredder]

(and) find a spork!

[someone]

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