BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[Office_Shredder]

calculate conic sections

[ck1]

and play with

[jeo_guy]

his new toy

[deadly archer]

which really is

[ck1]

a piece of

[HolyCrap]

apple pie that

[Office_Shredder]

was from McDonald's

[ck1]

and smelled like

[HolyCrap]

a decaying pile

[Office_Shredder]

of rat meat (eewwww...)

[ArcPaladinZero]

Raw meat that

[lurkers]

been sitting out

[ck1]

on a porch

[HolyCrap]

In Arkansas with

[ArcPaladinZero]

goats that can

[HolyCrap]

fiddle while dancing

[ArcPaladinZero]

is very dangerous.

[Tequila_Budgie]

Raw fish eggs

[ArcPaladinZero]

attached with lasers

[Omega_Paladin]

can be pointed

[ArcPaladinZero]

at various political

[HolyCrap]

figures in order

[ArcPaladinZero]

for the voters

[Omega_Paladin]

to make the

[Ali]

sign of beer

[ArcPaladinZero]

turn into a

[HolyCrap]

D'oh...too late again.

[Omega_Paladin]

large burning jug

[ArcPaladinZero]

of poo is

[ck1]

common in some

[HolyCrap]

states. However, it

[ck1]

isn't in others.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Finding large piles

[ck1]

of burning carcasses

[ArcPaladinZero]

and flying where

[ck1]

it is illegal

[HolyCrap]

may be ticketed

[ck1]

but only when

[deadly archer]

by the popo

[ck1]

, an ancient stick.

[HolyCrap]

monkeys dance (on) Tuesdays.

[ck1]

Man this is

[HolyCrap]

going too fast

[ck1]

to even know

[HolyCrap]

what to reply

[ck1]

because you never

[HolyCrap]

wear pants on

[ck1]

Sunday mornings even

[HolyCrap]

if you attend

[ck1]

a Why to

[HolyCrap]

Eat Waffles Convention.

[ck1]

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! a giant

[HolyCrap]

meatball is attacking

[Omega_Paladin]

a very large

[HolyCrap]

piece of cheese

[Bottle]

with a stick!

[HolyCrap]

However, the cheese

[Bottle]

asked the Dancing

[deadly archer]

hampster if he

[Bottle]

could save him,

(and learn to spell hamster ok?:D)

[Littlemelf]

from the big

[yapperface]

fat ugly badger

[Littlemelf]

that was standing

[yapperface]

on the shores

[Bottle]

of the purple

[yapperface]

jelly river where

(this thread rules!)

[ArcPaladinZero]

ducks can talk.

[Bottle]

The ducks held

[ArcPaladinZero]

swords that had

[someone]

smilly faces on

[ck1]

their knee caps

[green97sierra]

purple monkey dishwasher

[ck1]

's are made of

[ArcPaladinZero]

balls of yarn.

[ck1]

My mom is

[Bottle]

not relevant to

[ck1]

many different things

[ArcPaladinZero]

like for example,

[ck1]

a large walnut-like

[camolots_guardi]

or this thread,

[Littlemelf]

so now we

[HolyCrap]

complain; Armageddon's down

[Bottle]

and so's Banff!

[HolyCrap]

But GL isn't

[Bottle]

so let's all

[HolyCrap]

lynch chimpanzees until

[Omega_Paladin]

I kill all.

[HolyCrap]

Big, fuzzy monkeys

[Omega_Paladin]

are terrorizing French

[HolyCrap]

peoples' funky moustaches

[Omega_Paladin]

with large cup's

[Office_Shredder]

handles being broken

[Omega_Paladin]

over their toes because

[Bottle]

they think 4

[Office_Shredder]

1 hour (a) day.

[ck1]

They also think (4)

[Bottle]

is a number.

[Office_Shredder]

but (it's) a letter.;)

[ck1]

AHHH ITS A

[Office_Shredder]

SNAKE-JAGUAR HYBRID! SNARR

[HolyCrap]

is overcaffeinated and

[ck1]

bad (to) the bone.

[Omega_Paladin]

Some people are

[ck1]

very retarded when

[Omega_Paladin]

they are losing.

[ck1]

Other people are

[ArcPaladinZero]

running around without

[Bottle]

the standard amount

[MasterGolem]

of alcohol lvl

[Bottle]

inside them. Fools.

[ck1]

The frost golem

[lurkers]

is the best

[ck1]

unit in the

[lurkers]

Whole entire game

[ck1]

and probably every

[lurkers]

country in the

[ck1]

shoe of our

[SilverEcho]

palm and then

[HolyCrap]

your mother exploded.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Microsoft sure is

[yapperface]

really really really

[HolyCrap]

..
uber super ultra (too lazy to make those dots the right way. ;))

[lurkers]

very very rich.

[HolyCrap]

At least until

[Littlemelf]

Bill Gates leaves.

[HolyCrap]

When that happens,

[Littlemelf]

Apple will try

[lurkers]

Who know's what

[Littlemelf]

to become the

[HolyCrap]

new king of

[lurkers]

the computer world

[HolyCrap]

and to rule

[lurkers]

everyone that has

[HolyCrap]

three butt cheeks.

[lurkers]

Ever heard of

[Bottle]

cows? Then learn

[Bottle]

to spell heard.

*sorry about the double post*

[lurkers]

There was a

(BTW what is flaming?)

[ArcPaladinZero]

door that was

(Flaming is basically posting degrading remarks about someone or something)

[Bottle]

eaten by a

[ArcPaladinZero]

headless ghost that

[Office_Shredder]

eats doors. The

[lurkers]

Ghost is really

[Jeffery]

quite large, but

[Bottle]

not full of

[HolyCrap]

crap; the ghost

[Bottle]

thinks you are

[lurkers]

very delicious and

[Bottle]

eats you with

[lurkers]

ketchup and mustard.

[HolyCrap]

A ghost's excretory (system)

[lurkers]

is made of

[Jeffery]

sugar and spice

[HolyCrap]

and some ectoplasm

[xerent]

with a cherry

[HolyCrap]

up his ass.

[Bottle]

That same mule

[lurkers]

cant do nothing

[xerent]

about the cherry

[Bottle]

which means that

[lurkers]

it is stuck.

[Bottle]

Moving swiftly on,

[lurkers]

i wish there

[Omega_Paladin]

was more demonic

[green97sierra]

purple monkey dishwasher

[Omega_Paladin]

in my house.
(GREEN! WHO ARE YOU IN REAL LIFE! WHERE DO YOU LIVE AND WHAT'S YOUR NAME!)

[green97sierra]

the simpsons rule!
(my name is matthew, i live in phoenix az, i work at a check cashing store, and i am a young aspiring body builder, going to school for some kinda athletic thing, either bio-mechanics, athletic training, something like that.)

[Omega_Paladin]

I love money because
(Where did you hear about Purple Monkey Dishwashers? This is too werid.....)

[green97sierra]

money is green
(purple monkey dishwasher is from a simpsons episode. they were playing password, and the phrase at the other end was PERFECT, except that purple monkey dishwasher was added to the end. cant remember the origional phrase though...)

[thrdflrmshr]

and it loves

[Omega_Paladin]

to eat my
(Whoa......that is kinda creepy. Neither me or another friend of mine has cable, and have only seen like a few Simpsions episodes, none of them mentioned Purple monkey dishwashers, and our fave phrase to say just for the hell of it is: Purple monkey DISHWASHERS! Purple Monkey DISHWASHERS!)

[thrdflrmshr]

giant blue cream

[green97sierra]

only one lil-smurf

[thrdflrmshr]

??? *guesses at meaning...*

could get into

[Jeffery]

Gabrielles white knickers

[SilverEcho]

with all the

[SilverEcho]

sparkles but I

[lurkers]

diddn't like the

[SilverEcho]

veggies cuz they

[lurkers]

smell real bad.

[SilverEcho]

.After I crapped,

[lurkers]

it was real

[ArcPaladinZero]

bad. Anyways, the

[thrdflrmshr]

octopus of volcanic

[ArcPaladinZero]

ashes is very

[thrdflrmshr]

much tangled in

[ArcPaladinZero]

a giant Pepsi-bottle

[thrdflrmshr]

(of) organic rice. The

[SilverEcho]

big potatoes exploded

[HolyCrap]

ushering in Armageddon. (not the server)

[SilverEcho]

Banff exploded causing

[HolyCrap]

everyone playing there

[SilverEcho]

to die painfully

[yapperface]

and other servers

[HolyCrap]

to be haunted

[SilverEcho]

Then I woke

[yapperface]

up and went

[SilverEcho]

to the bathrrom

[HolyCrap]

for three hours

[SilverEcho]

but then mom

[HolyCrap]

gave me laxatives

[SilverEcho]

that made (me) barf

[HolyCrap]

up radioactive squirrels

[SilverEcho]

that smell bad

[HolyCrap]

because they had

[SilverEcho]

swimmed in the

[HolyCrap]

juices of my

[Ersio17]

orange camal slobber.

[HolyCrap]

If you encounter

[Ersio17]

the red moose

[ck1]

of death you

[Bottle]

must eat pigeons

[Omega_Paladin]

because of union

[Bottle]

strikes and fear

[SilverEcho]

for the cereal

[Omega_Paladin]

is eating my

[SilverEcho]

holed pants but

[Omega_Paladin]

flaming giant dogs

[Bottle]

are busy being

[Omega_Paladin]

eaten by vamperic

[Kuja]

the mega amazing

[Omega_Paladin]

(yours doesn't make sense Kuja)
killer seizure robots!

[someone]

Suddenly, Kuja pulled

[Omega_Paladin]

out an AOL

[someone]

sword of ultimate

[Bottle]

DOOOOOOOOM, and proceeded (to)

[Omega_Paladin]

kill Microsoft employees.

[someone]

Omega saw this(and)

[Bottle]

kept hunting n00bs.

[Omega_Paladin]

Sometimes I like

[Bottle]

my M4, other

[Omega_Paladin]

times I like

[Bottle]

the old-fashioned shotgun.

[Ersio17]

what a big

[Bottle]

fish I just

[Jeffery]

shoved down the

[Bottle]

Banff server, because

*and there goes the 200th page! woot!*

[Jeffery]

we didn't want

[Jeffery]

to play anyway.

[Kuja]

And then a

[Jeffery]

magic Genie came

[someone]

out of the

[Bottle]

Banff server and

[green97sierra]

said "HAHA! now you know the plight of the g/l server!"

[lurkers]

Tactics arena is
(WTF thats 11 words!)

[green97sierra]

a place where reality ceases to be. where badgers, fat cats, and bananas run rampant. where what might seem like a loss turns into victory, and what seemes like a sure thing turns into utter humiliation.
(i wonder if he's gonna count all these words too....? WTF! BTW, OMG LOL, its 36 words. )

[BlackSyphon]

dude you broke

[BlackSyphon]

the rules man

[lurkers]

and you also!
(you also broke a rule: Double Posting)

[Bottle]

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