BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[Jeffery]

being a nOOb!

[Bottle]

Although I don't

[green97sierra]

badger badger badger

[Bottle]

, we have reached

[green97sierra]

, badger badger badger,

[Omega_Paladin]

MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM! It's a

[Bottle]

snake! Argh it's

*has no-one noticed the post count on this thread?*

[Omega_Paladin]

a cup of coffee!

[Bottle]

The coffee will

[someone]

implode on contact

[ArcPaladinZero]

with a giant

[someone]

mango of destruction

[lurkers]

and it wont

[green97sierra]

badger badger badger

[Jeffery]

until green97sierra's death

* can you be more of a nOOb green?*

[ArcPaladinZero]

that will happen

[drakonfire]

very soon if

[ck1]

the death of

[Bottle]

the badgers occurs

[Jeffery]

before he stops

[Bottle]

saying badger badger

[drakonfire]

badger because it

[ck1]

is very annoying

[Bottle]

(and) I like cheese.:D

[ck1]

That is very

[drakonfire]

*ignore post*

[Bottle]

interesting, because cheese

[ck1]

happens to be

[Bottle]

produced using bacteria

[ck1]

found on rotted

[Lich]

,decaying wood pieces
(woot first post of new page thingy)

[Bottle]

commonly found near

(wow Lich, that's so impressive. And couldn't have been said the other 201 times.... why?)

[ArcPaladinZero]

trees! Eating wood

[Bottle]

is bad for

[ArcPaladinZero]

cats because they

[DD04]

are the worst

[Bottle]

purple banana frying

[ArcPaladinZero]

cats of doom.

[Lich]

Soon,after Hercules
(shut ur face bottle)

[ArcPaladinZero]

ate Lich. Dancing

[Lich]

bananas came by

[ArcPaladinZero]

a train flying

[lurkers]

a cool kite

[Aro23r]

when suddenly a

(back to the old threads again, I like :) Enough with the hackers and all that other crap)

[Bottle]

swarm of badgers

[green97sierra]

badger badger badger

[Bottle]

*ignores Green*

were all shot

[Omega_Paladin]

with large burning

[ArcPaladinZero]

shoes that were

[Jeffery]

smelling like a

[Bottle]

pile of monkey

[ArcPaladinZero]

poo. This caused

[BlackSyphon]

the anvil to

[ArcPaladinZero]

grow wings and

[ck1]

fly away this

[Jeffery]

very day, and

[Bottle]

find a tropical

[thrdflrmshr]

haven of medicinal

[Bottle]

drugs, which it

[thrdflrmshr]

promptly inhaled. Soon,

[Bottle]

it felt quite

[ArcPaladinZero]

peaceful because of

[Bottle]

the Dancing Banana's

[ArcPaladinZero]

magical beans that

[ck1]

destroyed every living

[drakonfire]

thing on the

[Bottle]

surface of Pluto.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Being very cold

[Omega_Paladin]

just like muffins

[Elentari]

in nature and


whoops...

[Bottle]

in the wild

[LeiChan]

Where the chickens...

[Bottle]

tend to eat

[LeiChan]

Long legged clocks...

[Omega_Paladin]

and lots o' bran.

[Bottle]

Omega keeps using

[Omega_Paladin]

really big flying

[Elentari]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS!!! *sorry, I couldn't resist... :D *

[Bottle]

And four words.

[Glamdring]

Cheesy meatballs, however,

[thrdflrmshr]

are delicious, but

[ArcPaladinZero]

can cause very

[thrdflrmshr]

intimidating warts, penguin-shaped

[SilverEcho]

bubbles that explode

[insignifiGant]

when you fart.

[Bottle]

That's gotta hurt.

[thrdflrmshr]

Totally. So, Bottle

[ArcPaladinZero]

was wandering through

[Bottle]

the forums, when

[Jeffery]

He realised that

[Bottle]

he only has

[Jeffery]

one day until

[Elentari]

the green flying

[Bottle]

car takes him

[Elentari]

to hell where

[Jeffery]

there is no

[Elentari]

TAO forum which

[Bottle]

TAO! Elentari has

*please check pms elentari*

[Elentari]

problems with posting

[Bottle]

in the middle

[thrdflrmshr]

of cakes. However,

[ck1]

many people say

[paulk6]

cheese is better

[ck1]

than rapelling down
(spelling?)

[paulk6]

a really big

[ck1]

mountain of wrestlers.

[Omega_Paladin]

Some say that
(Ck1, I hope you know that Bottle got that from me and just modified it a little. This is because all my posts carry an anicent curse that has the power to destroy all the matter in all the universes.)

[ArcPaladinZero]

children with very

[Wurtil]

very very very
(Omega, I hope you remember where the original EVIL CLERIC OF DOOM came from, albiet that subsequent versions added more and more words to the phrase. Your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord, Wurtil)

[ArcPaladinZero]

small toes can

[Omega_Paladin]

destroy planets because

[thrdflrmshr]

they have toenails.

[Omega_Paladin]

Arby's is good

[wbwgr]

but the spaceship

[Omega_Paladin]

is killing off

[Ap0llo]

crazy, homeless, who

[Omega_Paladin]

eat freeze dried

[wbwgr]

tomato cheese flakes

[Ap0llo]

which fart out

[dixieofGL]

big black chunks

[wbwgr]

with smelly llama

[Omega_Paladin]

beans all over

[Jeffery]

the frikken place.

[Omega_Paladin]

Sometimes penguins steal

[ArcPaladinZero]

my pants which

[Omega_Paladin]

allows me to

[thrdflrmshr]

get totally naked!!!!!!!

[Omega_Paladin]

I like tea kettles because

[thrdflrmshr]

three words aren't

[dark_ash_h50]

arent enough too

[lurkers]

say anything about

[Bottle]

their infinite power!!!!

*oh, and ck1, check your PMs, the credit should go to Omega and the Dark Lord*

[LeiChan]

When they can...

[ArcPaladinZero]

make blue bananas

[Bottle]

out of toast

[ArcPaladinZero]

with bags of

[Bottle]

flour, they show

[thrdflrmshr]

(up) on radar. However,

[Bottle]

when they don't

[dixieofGL]

eat all my

[thrdflrmshr]

Cheerios, they like

[Omega_Paladin]

to kill my

[thrdflrmshr]

little purple heartshaped

[Bottle]

friendly amusing interesting

[thrdflrmshr]

beetles. These beetles

[wbwgr]

smell like little

[Bottle]

furry antelopes, with

[dixieofGL]

with enormously large

[Omega_Paladin]

burning woodpiles of

[thrdflrmshr]

DOOM!!!!111!!! Then, the

[Littlemelf]

very fat man

[MokoToko]

whizzed on his

[Bottle]

HOVERCRAFT OF DOOOOOOOOOM!!!!1!!11!1!1111!ONE!!

[Littlemelf]

Dam you bottle...

I walked by

[Bottle]

a street lamp,

*lol*

[MokoToko]

holding a tiger

[Bottle]

and shouting "I

[Omega_Paladin]

love burning oil

[ArcPaladinZero]

because it is

[Omega_Paladin]

so tasteful with

[truffleshfl]

peanutbutter and jelly

[Omega_Paladin]

polaroid pictures! YEHA!

[thrdflrmshr]

But, this lampost,

[Omega_Paladin]

it destroys planets with

[Bottle]

four words. I'm

[Omega_Paladin]

leaving the boat

[Bottle]

so cy'all later.

[Omega_Paladin]

The Dancing Banana

[thrdflrmshr]

is homosexual. But,

[Omega_Paladin]

you aren't suppose

[thrdflrmshr]

to mention sexuality

[Omega_Paladin]

or flame people.

[Bottle]

So don't! Bye.

[Omega_Paladin]

Sometimes, kangaroo sandwichs

[Bottle]

keep coming back

[Omega_Paladin]

just like Bob

[Bottle]

the Builder, who

[thrdflrmshr]

wears (a) yellow hat.

[Bottle]

But not just

[ArcPaladinZero]

kangaroos that are

[wbwgr]

resembeling cow fecies

[Omega_Paladin]

but large melting

[yapperface]

Gold Servers with

[Omega_Paladin]

the Sopranos taking

[truffleshfl]

the guns that

[Omega_Paladin]

shoot out dancing

[truffleshfl]

banana's who are

[Omega_Paladin]

destroying pop-tarts because

[truffleshfl]

they are stale

[Omega_Paladin]

because of the

[wbwgr]

water they were

[Omega_Paladin]

eating large platters

[wbwgr]

of cheese flakes

[Jeffery]

that came off

[wbwgr]

a large intestine

[Omega_Paladin]

full of barrels o'

[wbwgr]

llamas, goats, sheep,

[truffleshfl]

and other animals

[wbwgr]

one of them

[thrdflrmshr]

was a phone.

[ck1]

What does that

[Omega_Paladin]

have to do

[truffleshfl]

with the animal(s)

[Omega_Paladin]

in my jo-jos.

[ck1]

AHHHHHH!!!! A giant

[Omega_Paladin]

shrew is eating

[ck1]

the towns supply

[Omega_Paladin]

of dancing hamesters

[wbwgr]

in 14.53643 min.

[Omega_Paladin]

Sometimes people really

[truffleshfl]

need to know

[Omega_Paladin]

what the hell

[ck1]

is going on

[insignifiGant]

"Flame on!" said

[Omega_Paladin]

Omega_Paladin because I

[insignifiGant]

like the fire

[Omega_Paladin]

stupid people produce :D.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Flames shooting from

[Omega_Paladin]

flying monkeys are

[ArcPaladinZero]

usually green when

[thrdflrmshr]

dangerous to all

[ArcPaladinZero]

the talking cows

[Omega_Paladin]

in my mind

[ArcPaladinZero]

that suggest eating

[Yoshi]

Purple ice cream:D

[thrdflrmshr]

broccoli is bad,

EDIT: 350th post! Yeah! Oh, what's that? Others have 7.1628571428571428571428571428571 times the number of posts I have? Nevermind then...

[ArcPaladinZero]

while they need

[thrdflrmshr]

something to do

[Omega_Paladin]

large amounts of

[ArcPaladinZero]

poo. Anyways, back

[Omega_Paladin]

to the flying

[ArcPaladinZero]

cows that are

[Omega_Paladin]

destroying my gas-grill

[thrdflrmshr]

with large pointy

[Omega_Paladin]

Calvin and Hobbes

[ArcPaladinZero]

toys. Dancing in

[thrdflrmshr]

the rain can

[ArcPaladinZero]

get you wet.

[paulk6]

But the big

[ArcPaladinZero]

snail that smells

[thrdflrmshr]

like garlic never

[ArcPaladinZero]

seems to know

[Omega_Paladin]

where he is

[Yoshi]

In a storm

[Omega_Paladin]

sometimes toasters dance

[Lich]

like ugly bannanas

[Omega_Paladin]

and it looks

[ArcPaladinZero]

like a parade

[Omega_Paladin]

of clowns in

[ArcPaladinZero]

the middle of