BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[thrdflrmshr]

African cream-hopping land

[ArcPaladinZero]

which is cold.

[Omega_Paladin]

Then the dead

[ArcPaladinZero]

pineapple monster will

[Yoshi]

Kill the banana

[truffleshfl]

that dances around

[ArcPaladinZero]

like it is

[truffleshfl]

a big bad

[Omega_Paladin]

Omnipotent imortal god


*because it is*

[Rescorlian]

ate much cheese

[Omega_Paladin]

that makes no

[Rescorlian]

sound while it's

[Omega_Paladin]

crunching your bones.

[insignifiGant]

You're my applepie.

[Omega_Paladin]

That's really creepy.

[Bottle]

Yes he's back!

*Hi guys*

[thrdflrmshr]

Hey there Bottle.

[ArcPaladinZero]

How's it going?

[thrdflrmshr]

Guess he left.

[Omega_Paladin]

So let's all

[truffleshfl]

have a nice

[Omega_Paladin]

day Dave because

it's time to die :D.
(Just think of this as a double post. I just had to :D.)

[QuicksandSlowly]

now suffocate, in

[Omega_Paladin]

vats o' Jell-O

[insignifiGant]

. I am hungry

[QuicksandSlowly]

. I will eat

[Omega_Paladin]

large bags of

[QuicksandSlowly]

greasy patato chips

[ArcPaladinZero]

that are green

[Bottle]

with purple spots.

*This connection is so incredibly slow, my whoring is going to be limited to about 2 ppd. This really sucks.*

[Yoshi]

that smells like

[thrdflrmshr]

oven-baked banana bread

[Jeffery]

that was just

[thrdflrmshr]

burnt badly. I

[Yoshi]

added to much

[Omega_Paladin]

gasoline. This is

[truffleshfl]

getting out of

[ArcPaladinZero]

control due to

[thrdflrmshr]

too many B's.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Those silly B's

[Omega_Paladin]

are taking over

[ArcPaladinZero]

the forum and

[wbwgr]

spitting on the

[ArcPaladinZero]

sidewalk is bad

[Omega_Paladin]

because of blue

[ArcPaladinZero]

cats that eat

[Omega_Paladin]

agent orange catnip

[Punishment Co.]

while running from

[ArcPaladinZero]

deer with three

[truffleshfl]

big ugle spots.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Eating deer causes

[Punishment Co.]

other deers to

[truffleshfl]

run around like

[ArcPaladinZero]

a deer was

[Yoshi]

as smelly as

[truffleshfl]

a big fat

[Yoshi]

chunck of banana

[truffleshfl]

pie with a

[ArcPaladinZero]

leaf in it.

[Omega_Paladin]

I think Yoshi

[ArcPaladinZero]

has a twin

[Yoshi]

I don't think so........

























*Pulls out one of Omega_Paladin's roket lauchers and shots at arc paladin and Omega_Paladin That'll teach you yo mess with the Yoshi King*

[ArcPaladinZero]

Yes you do.

[Omega_Paladin]

*Rocket bounces off the ground and flys into the air* *Me and APZ look at each other* Righttttttttt................
ON WITH THE THREE WORD STORY!

Sometimes a selection

[ArcPaladinZero]

of pineapples are

[Omega_Paladin]

biting the French

[ArcPaladinZero]

so hard that

[Omega_Paladin]

flaming goat heads

[ArcPaladinZero]

shoot out of

[Omega_Paladin]

large Tiki Heads

[truffleshfl]

and blow up

[QuicksandSlowly]

plastic dolls filled

[Omega_Paladin]

with cocaine and

[Furious_Angel]

dear god this thread is still going? its been what 4 months?

*****not part of story*****

[thrdflrmshr]

told Furious_Angel to

[truffleshfl]

go away and

[Omega_Paladin]

eat uncooked stuffing.

[truffleshfl]

after that he

[Furious_Angel]

killed the mods

[truffleshfl]

except Aro23r and

[Aro23r]

Aro23r decided to

[xyxaxyz2]

delete the forum

[Aro23r]

. "What an excellent

[xyxaxyz2]

deterent [to] going gold

[QuicksandSlowly]

idea! he thought

[Aro23r]

*Don't know what to write**

One of you needs to edit your post.

[truffleshfl]

who, i said

*xy i think he's talking about you*

[xyxaxyz2]

*He was talking to both of us. IMVHAUSGO, my post was more interesting than Quicks. *

*besides which i did post first *:)

[Omega_Paladin]

I can see this easily turning into a massive flame war, so everyone just stop now. Now, I will start up a new sentence and everyone can post and be happy without starting up a massive who needs to edit what war.

Cockroaches are the

[thrdflrmshr]

cause of mods'

Originally posted by xyxaxyz2
*IMVHAUSGO, my post was more interesting than Quicks. *

What does IMVHAUSGO mean? I can get "In my very humble and underrated silly goose opinion" but perhaps that's not what you really meant.

[ArcPaladinZero]

problems. Anyways, the

[Jeffery]

real trouble is

[thrdflrmshr]

necroposting. It seems

[Punishment Co.]

like eating a

[dixieofGL]

huge piece of

[Rescorlian]

jello filled with

[ck1]

2X4s with railroad

[Omega_Paladin]

hobos attacking giant

[ArcPaladinZero]

monkeys of DOOM!

[Omega_Paladin]

With the right

[h()()t]

monkeys eating bananas



wow 355 pages

[ArcPaladinZero]

and jumping over

[truffleshfl]

big piles of

[ArcPaladinZero]

wooden cannons used

[Omega_Paladin]

to blow up

[paulk6]

fat old ladys

[truffleshfl]

with blue hair

[Punishment Co.]

, the fire-breathing badger

[Omega_Paladin]

likes Chinese food

[truffleshfl]

and italian food,

[Omega_Paladin]

because it helps

[truffleshfl]

people with bad

[Omega_Paladin]

toejam and acne

[ArcPaladinZero]

to make money.

[Omega_Paladin]

Penguins are stealing

[ArcPaladinZero]

our sanity by

[thrdflrmshr]

postwhoring with immense

[Omega_Paladin]

ham sandwichs in

[thrdflrmshr]

lieu of mustard

[ArcPaladinZero]

which will destroy

[truffleshfl]

us unless the

[thrdflrmshr]

gargantuan monkey of

[truffleshfl]

doom eats the

[Punishment Co.]

flying banana of

[thrdflrmshr]

antidoom. After that,

[Omega_Paladin]

a small blob

[thrdflrmshr]

of green Jello

[Omega_Paladin]

will take over

[truffleshfl]

that non-existant server

[thrdflrmshr]

called Legends and

[Omega_Paladin]

foreverly incase it

[thrdflrmshr]

in steely blue

[Omega_Paladin]

blue steel which

[ArcPaladinZero]

is made of

[Omega_Paladin]

glowing green toxic

[ck1]

waste made from

[thrdflrmshr]

disgusting pig rinds

[ck1]

and other mutated

[Ali]

. this thread is

[Omega_Paladin]

gospel because of

[thrdflrmshr]

the New Testament

[ck1]

and my great

[MokoToko]

sack of potatoe

[ck1]

skins ate my

[Omega_Paladin]

flying hamester o'

[thrdflrmshr]

DOOM!!!!11!!! Then, the

[Omega_Paladin]

giant stickfigure that

[ArcPaladinZero]

was overweight used

[Omega_Paladin]

an axe to

[ArcPaladinZero]

chop the pink

[Omega_Paladin]

cubes of mescalin

[ArcPaladinZero]

for its dog

[thrdflrmshr]

named Fido The

[Omega_Paladin]

Exteme Pot Smoking

[Yoshi]

Banana killer of

[Jeffery]

a very scary

[thrdflrmshr]

popsicle. This dog

[ck1]

is mentally disabled,

[Jeffery]

but soon shall

[ck1]

be retarded mentally,

[ArcPaladinZero]

just like cheesecake.

[ck1]

Ive always wondered

[Omega_Paladin]

what the hell

[ArcPaladinZero]

those little men

[Jeffery]

with purple suits

[Omega_Paladin]

are doing to

[ck1]

deserve such a

[thrdflrmshr]

sound beating. They

[Omega_Paladin]

really are stupid

[GeneralBenedict]

because they took

[Omega_Paladin]

MY POPTARTS!!!! In

[GeneralBenedict]

other news, a

[ArcPaladinZero]

giant kitten ate

[Omega_Paladin]

large amounts of

[ck1]

rotten lunch meat

[Omega_Paladin]

that was found

[Humanator]

In (a) giant dumpster

[ck1]

in the middle

[Humanator]

a bunch of

[Omega_Paladin]

on Mars because

[Kuja]

of a big

[ck1]

pencil. Some other

[Hulky]

news is that

[Rogue_Wolf]

I just kicked

-Rogue_Wolf

[ck1]

your pet fish

[ArcPaladinZero]

into a pool

[truffleshfl]

of lime jello

[Omega_Paladin]

which burns the

[ArcPaladinZero]

plastic molding around

[Omega_Paladin]

my brain's casing

[ArcPaladinZero]

to cause rashes.

[Omega_Paladin]

This is the

[Yoshi]

most crazy fourm

[thrdflrmshr]

to ever have

[Yoshi]

a crazy banana

[Cephkiller]

protruding from the

[thrdflrmshr]

navel of its

[Cephkiller]

flatulent, obese dog.

[thrdflrmshr]

We already talked

[Cephkiller]

about the way

[Omega_Paladin]

I destroy large

[thrdflrmshr]

steel factories with

[Omega_Paladin]

a twitch of

[Cephkiller]

an insignificant appendage.

[Omega_Paladin]

This is because

[Cephkiller]

I want to

[Scipio]

Own a bus

[Cephkiller]

full of coleslaw

[Omega_Paladin]

because of giant

[Scipio]

Turning on a

[ck1]

sink may be

[Humanator]

a lil disturbing

[ck1]

but it has

[Office_Shredder]

friends with benefits.

[GeneralBenedict]

So because of

[Scipio]

love we have

[Omega_Paladin]

small dogs that

[ck1]

can dance very

[truffleshfl]

long around the

[Yoshi]

dancing banana god

[Cephkiller]

who loves to

[truffleshfl]

eat chocalate chip

[Omega_Paladin]

stolen doom bans

[ArcPaladinZero]

with a little

[Scipio]

small part in

[ArcPaladinZero]

Scarface. Watching various

[Cephkiller]

girls frolick about

[Kuja]

a marijuana field

[Omega_Paladin]

of stolen bans

[ArcPaladinZero]

is fun because

[Omega_Paladin]

now you die. :D

[Scipio]

Although it could

[Omega_Paladin]

be deep comas.

[Scipio]

The only way

[Omega_Paladin]

to party is

[Cephkiller]

to really allow

[Omega_Paladin]

beer to flow

[ArcPaladinZero]

from fire hydrants.

[Omega_Paladin]

Because that is

[ArcPaladinZero]

a very important

[Scipio]

subject to be

[ArcPaladinZero]

discussed among children

[Omega_Paladin]

of all ages.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Blowing up bananas

[h()()t]

unstopeble dancing bannas

[Omega_Paladin]

is not possible.

[Link9]

so i will

[Omega_Paladin]

just leave TAO.

[thrdflrmshr]

But, if they

[Omega_Paladin]

don't up and