BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[wbwgr]

what if she

[Omega_Paladin]

didn't make sense.

[wbwgr]

and ate a

[Omega_Paladin]

try some continuity.

[wbwgr]

im so lost....omega...are u telling me that im not making sense? or is that part of the story? cause i thought it was supposed to be really random....

[Omega_Paladin]

random yet cohesive.

[Humanator]

The sewer dude

*continueing on*

[Cephkiller]

is really not

[Humanator]

trying to kill

[Link9]

all of the

[Humanator]

grAy ppl that

[Link9]

What are you?

[Humanator]

eat green munchies.

*stay with 3 word roleplay plz... ME A GRAY WOO cus im poor*

[ArcPaladinZero]

UNGODLY large banners

[Link9]

and when finish

[ArcPaladinZero]

eating green cheese.

(Link you make no sense...)

[ll BattleGod ll]

Because of Link

[Link9]

go to vomiting

[ll BattleGod ll]

*Steps out of the 3 word story*

Is English your first language Link?

[Humanator]

the forums are

*continuing batte gods post*

*Link edit your posts or just stop*

[ll BattleGod ll]

changed into horrible

[Link9]

Make a mistake

[Link9]

because a have

[Link9]

only 3 words

[Humanator]

Holy crap wtf are you tALking about

and a triple post in here???

eep sum1 else take this im out

[Omega_Paladin]

Anyway...next time

[Kos-Mos]

batman will probably

[Elendil]

sit on a

[Aro23r]

large tree that

[ck1]

contains several triple

[thrdflrmshr]

decker buses with

[truffleshfl]

a lot of

[ArcPaladinZero]

flashlights that need

[Cephkiller]

a complete and

[ArcPaladinZero]

full case of

[Kos-Mos]

smelly donkey poo.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Having lots of

[Link9]

grey smelly things

[ArcPaladinZero]

that can cause

[Link9]

a big stomach

[Omega_Paladin]

to spontansly combust

[Link9]

and then BUMM.

[Shuichi]

Not part of the story:

Link9 do you have any idea what in the hell you are talking about? Your three words have nothing to do with Omega's at all.

[Link9]

Check alll the history and you will see that there are no sense

[Omega_Paladin]

ANY-F**KING-WAY

[h()()t]

yet onther reason that he needs to be banned.
link9 I mean.

[thrdflrmshr]

(a) guy called Link9

[ArcPaladinZero]

will be shot.

(Argh, my precious thread. :( )

[Link9]

ok, why why?

[Office_Shredder]

Because link is

[Link9]

only a human

[Office_Shredder]

(and) an easy target:p

[Link9]

now i am:(

[Office_Shredder]

EasyTargets (only one word!) have feelings

[Link9]

AND I AM(ONE WORD) NOT GOD

[ck1]

Thank the lord.

[Link9]

Leyend server truly

[Omega_Paladin]

is non-existent. This
(Leyends???)

[Kuja]

going to kill

[thrdflrmshr]

this thread. Stop

[Kuja]

beating off in

[Omega_Paladin]

your imangination. Stop
*Keep it clean people*

[thrdflrmshr]

destroying this thread.

[Link9]

How long this

[Kuja]

Fine I will
(Notice how I fit it in ;))

[thrdflrmshr]

*ignores Kuja, continuing from Link9*

Uhh... just look at that, and then tell me what an idiot I am... switch that around, guys. Stupid...

stop eating squirming

[Omega_Paladin]

*I think you mean start from Kuja. If you start from Link it makes no sense.*
buses full of

[thrdflrmshr]

giant sea slugs

*I know, I left my mistake up there and then corrected it so people could see what a moron I am*

[Omega_Paladin]

because of the

[thrdflrmshr]

poisonous boombox of

[Omega_Paladin]

celestial smack down

[Wrath of God]

that will kill

[ck1]

ALLL. Well atleast

[Wrath of God]

The flying monkeys

[ArcPaladinZero]

are attracted to

[thrdflrmshr]

me and my

[h()()t]

mom and dad:eek:

[thrdflrmshr]

We all live

[ArcPaladinZero]

in a blue

[Omega_Paladin]

submarine under the

[Cephkiller]

old oak tree

[Omega_Paladin]

with a large

[ArcPaladinZero]

green car that

[Omega_Paladin]

destroys universes with

[thrdflrmshr]

awesome fruit-bearing snails

[QuicksandSlowly]

which eat space-plants

[thrdflrmshr]

with their ginormous

[Omega_Paladin]

tentacles o' DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thrdflrmshr]

So, this guy

[Omega_Paladin]

ate a shoe
(Look at the first posts....)

[Aro23r]

then he said, "

[xerent]

"Tastes like shoe."

[Omega_Paladin]

This is because

[Link9]

is a shoe

[thrdflrmshr]

EDIT FOR Link9's POST: [LondonJack] is a shoe.

Then, Bohemianlikeyou played

*I'm so glad you guys caught on to that... too bad it didn't catch on with everyone, or we could have had something cool going. Maybe we still can, like an alternate story line?*

[ArcPaladinZero]

a game called

[thrdflrmshr]

chess that was

[ArcPaladinZero]

uber fun! Having

[Punishment Co.]

someone to stare

[Link9]

a long time

[Link9]

(sorry about that i was making the post and then he beats me)

[thrdflrmshr]

at a penguin

*Isn't it funny how when Link9 makes an accidental wrong post it actually makes more sense than all his purposeful posts?*

[ArcPaladinZero]

that is made

[Link9]

whit ice and

[Punishment Co.]

giant crustaceans of

[Cavour]

peanut butter wafers and

(WHOA 241?!? i havent really been following this thread... but wow dude...)

[ArcPaladinZero]

cans of doom.

(I must say I take credit for most of the posts, I love the three word story for some odd reason :D )

[Link9]

Now a can

[Office_Shredder]

full of soda

[Punishment Co.]

sprinkled with bits (of)

[ArcPaladinZero]

glass and other

[Link9]

(out of the history)
Threats are unlimited?and some one can write the full history in only one post, so we can understand

[thrdflrmshr]

edible butterfly larva

*I'm actually working on it now, but it's going to take FOREVER.*

[Link9]

(i will trie to make a history whit your post)
,and then the

[Punishment Co.]

smiling cactus punched

[Link9]

Emily sister,and

[Office_Shredder]

Emily felt prickly.

[Punishment Co.]

Moments after, a (cat)

[Link9]

cat eat her

[Office_Shredder]

left pinky toe

[thrdflrmshr]

and said, "Yum!"

[Punishment Co.]

Back on Earth,

[Link9]

we are now

[thrdflrmshr]

able to eat

[Xaos]

whatever we want.

[Link9]

this big pizza

[thrdflrmshr]

with lots of

[Yoshi]

rotten dacing bananas

[thrdflrmshr]

was going towards

[truffleshfl]

something really big,

[thrdflrmshr]

when the cheese

[ArcPaladinZero]

came falling out

[ck1]

of the port-a-potty

[ll BattleGod ll]

and hit the

[Cephkiller]

goose in the

[ck1]

right achilles tendon.

[Wrath of God]

Suddenly a meteor

[h()()t]

hit the porta-potty

[ArcPaladinZero]

that housed giant

[Wrath of God]

blood sucking amoeba

[h()()t]

THat lived in

[Cephkiller]

the darkest corner.

[h()()t]

Of the closet

[Xaos]

of endless doom.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Why is it

[Xaos]

that people feel

[thrdflrmshr]

the need to

[ArcPaladinZero]

use sheep as

[thrdflrmshr]

washcloths. This idea

EDIT: Even though someone posted after me, everyone decided my post sucked. So ignore this one.

[Punishment Co.]

towels when they

[Omega_Paladin]

are razing small

[thrdflrmshr]

sheds (to) the ground.

[thrdflrmshr]

Almost (on the) second page

[Ark Knight]

a monster ate

[ArcPaladinZero]

some toilet paper.

[Xaos]

It's bizarre that

[ArcPaladinZero]

killer seizure robots

[Yoshi]

eat so many

[Wrath of God]

tasty purple grapes

[ck1]

though their fingers

[Yoshi]

With bananas that

[ArcPaladinZero]

taste like doom

[Omega_Paladin]

and chocolate because

[ArcPaladinZero]

their green arms

[Ark Knight]

were as big

[h()()t]

as invisble ant's

[ck1]

left spleen. In

[ArcPaladinZero]

recent news, tires

[h()()t]

What in the hell

[ck1]

have been beaten

[truffleshfl]

down to a

[ArcPaladinZero]

small little pulp?

[h()()t]

THat is nothing

[ArcPaladinZero]

to the left

(Argh, it was hard to make sense out of that...)

[Link9]

side of the

[ArcPaladinZero]

magic flying monkeys

(Had to edit mine so the one's below would make sense...)

[h()()t]

falling from the

[Link9]

magic tree of

[ArcPaladinZero]

doom. In the

[Omega_Paladin]

faggot clown powers

[ArcPaladinZero]

from someone named

[Link9]

Kevin.If he

[ArcPaladinZero]

had doom cannons

[Link9]

HE CAN BE

[BoBo The Fool]

all he can

[Omega_Paladin]

but he doesn't.

[sOOisiDal]

feel like doing




(i stopped at page 32 and skipped 2 here...i'm a cheater)

[Office_Shredder]

what he can.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Anyways, back to

[thrdflrmshr]

these robots. Why

[Office_Shredder]

are robots so

[thrdflrmshr]

seizure-like? It seems

[Office_Shredder]

that robot-seizures are

[thrdflrmshr]

slowly destroying our

[Link9]

nice history, but

[ArcPaladinZero]

they are JAWSOME!

[Link9]

So this robots

[thrdflrmshr]

gigantic head was

[Kuja]

all goey when

[thrdflrmshr]

it suddenly decided

[Kuja]

he was god

[Littlemelf]

so it tried

[thrdflrmshr]

to rule over

[Yoshi]

All of the

[ArcPaladinZero]

dogs will eventually

[Punishment Co.]

learn (how) to play

--Edit--
**TAO pls!!**

[ArcPaladinZero]

Tactics Arena Online.

[Xaos]

These dogs will

[ArcPaladinZero]

master the art

[Xaos]

of being post

[Kuja]

whores. Until then

[thrdflrmshr]

they bark. Soon,

[Kuja]

a new neighbor

[thrdflrmshr]

of mine will

[Kuja]

eat your heart

[h()()t]

And eat your

[Punishment Co.]

"H()()T dolls" of

[Kuja]

doom. Why do

[Xaos]

people insist on

[Kuja]

giving me clay

[thrdflrmshr]

to make stamps?

[Punishment Co.]

In my opinion,

[thrdflrmshr]

this thread is

[Omega_Paladin]

really fraking cool

[thrdflrmshr]

especially since it

[Kuja]

inhabits Kuja. Then

[ArcPaladinZero]

purple cows ate

[h()()t]

alot of pink

[ArcPaladinZero]

toilet bowl lids.

[thrdflrmshr]

Now, these lids

[ArcPaladinZero]

are also used

[thrdflrmshr]

in the chemical

[Omega_Paladin]

weapons plant because

[insignifiGant]

I am the

[thrdflrmshr]

insignificant king of

[Link9]

noobs, if they

[thrdflrmshr]

want me. Interestingly,

[Omega_Paladin]

croque monsieurs are

[ck1]

gaining poularity with

[Yoshi]

super ultra bananas

[ck1]

ON SPRING BREAK!!!!!!!!!

[Yoshi]

earning 5 cents

[ArcPaladinZero]

every time they

[Link9]

whant to do

[ArcPaladinZero]

a little jig.

[Xaos]

We all love

[ArcPaladinZero]

to wander about

[Omega_Paladin]

shouting at midgets

[ArcPaladinZero]

and eating pickled

[Omega_Paladin]

exploding Teddy Bears