BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[ArcPaladinZero]

covered in chocolate.

[Omega_Paladin]

This is because

[Link9]

some noobs like,

[Omega_Paladin]

large amounts of

[ArcPaladinZero]

potatos put directly

[h()()t]

Under there little

[Omega_Paladin]

necks because of

[Punishment Co.]

the potato's charisma.

[ArcPaladinZero]

It is important

[Link9]

to be an

[ArcPaladinZero]

aligator's hadbag because

[cs_zero]

when you go

[Link9]

to visit the

[cs_zero]

old duck of

[Omega_Paladin]

severed main arteries.

[Link9]

Rabitherose(one word)likes to

[Omega_Paladin]

eat mescaline jello.

[Link9]

It was morning

[ArcPaladinZero]

and Canada was

(I wonder where this will go... :p )

[Link9]

(a)cold place, because

[ArcPaladinZero]

of the giant

[Link9]

bomb of chemical

[Omega_Paladin]

spam and sausage

[thrdflrmshr]

that was licking

[Office_Shredder]

a dog's behind

[thrdflrmshr]

in slow motion.

[Office_Shredder]

Licking dogs is

[ck1]

prohibitted in most
(^i have no idea how to spell that)

[h()()t]

vary small states

[ck1]

like Ojibaodjhamsdmak, an

[thrdflrmshr]

d New Hampshire,

[ck1]

then he ate

[thrdflrmshr]

a bagel. Consequently,

[Ark Knight]

he threw up

[Link9]

in Emili´s face

[thrdflrmshr]

Who is he?

[Link9]

(Read the first 3 or 4 pages and Emili)
only (a )bad experiment

[thrdflrmshr]

can tell us

*I typed out the first 1000+ posts... I know this story, thank you very much*

[h()()t]

That you are

[Tama Drummer]

a pink faced

[Jeffery]

weasil toed, evil

[Tama Drummer]

son of a

[Link9]

big jobit and

[Tama Drummer]

***(hey! that's not what u put after "son of a"...! i thought i had it all planned out...)***

[Link9]

There was a

[Tama Drummer]

cow whom which

[Link9]

little parts of

[Tama Drummer]

glow dimly and

[Link9]

pices of the

[Tama Drummer]

big fat cow's

[Link9]

that make the

[Tama Drummer]

farmer dim the

[Link9]

terminator robot, then

[Tama Drummer]

ate with Arnold (finish his name please-govener of CA, the Terminator in the movie...AH!)

[Link9]

and then they

[Tama Drummer]

(AHHH!!!) went to the...
(why r we the only ones doing this Link9?)

[Link9]

the gays bar

[Tama Drummer]

and Justin [Timberlake] sat

[Omega_Paladin]

because of the

[Link9]

nice and smelly

[Tama Drummer]

smell of Omega_Paladin's

[Link9]

high perfume of

[Tama Drummer]

gay moose atraction

[Ark Knight]

Which attracted moose.

[Link9]

wHEN THEY GET

[Tama Drummer]

wHEN THE GET??????????????

[Ark Knight]

attracted the moose

[Tama Drummer]

to punch Tama [Drummmer]

[Link9]

HE USE A

[Ark Knight]

in [the] family jewels

[Tama Drummer]

and [Tama Drummer] became a

[thrdflrmshr]

loser. This thread

*I have decided not to include the second half of page 95 and the first half of page 96 in my TWS compilation. For all of you on 10 ppp, that's all this recent, incoherent jabber with TamaDrummer and Link9*

[MokoToko]

is being overrun

[Punishment Co.]

by monkey-eating

[h()()t]

big fat lozing

[thrdflrmshr]

lozenges with faces

[Tama Drummer]

and dancing bannanas?

[ck1]

Wow that Tama

[Kuja]

can't fly kites

[ck1]

because he dosen't

[Tama Drummer]

have a kite

[Spliff]

Also because he's

[ck1]

a man-eating schitzoprehniac.
(no idea how to spell that)

[MokoToko]

the time has

[ck1]

gone very S.......L........O......W (today)

[thrdflrmshr]

because of the

[truffleshfl]

lack of people

[Tama Drummer]

eating hoagies with

[thrdflrmshr]

no tomatoes. In

[Tama Drummer]

the ladies room

[h()()t]

this story makes

[Tama Drummer]

h()()t go into

[thrdflrmshr]

a lot of

[Tama Drummer]

painstakingly hard, misguided

[thrdflrmshr]

convulsions of the

[Tama Drummer]

evil teddy bear

[Ark Knight]

that fell into

[h()()t]

THe grate big

[Tama Drummer]

crate of edible

[Ark Knight]

cheese ham with

[Tama Drummer]

mayo, tomatoes, drool,

[Ark Knight]

cake, whip cream,

[Tama Drummer]

which makes Tama [Drummer]

[Ark Knight]

go high on

[Tama Drummer]

spider toxins that

[Ark Knight]

uses toxins to

[Tama Drummer]

kill toxins. This

[ArcPaladinZero]

is going to

[Ark Knight]

kill toxins that

[Link9]

make the real

[ArcPaladinZero]

tigers eat poo.

[Link9]

When a big

[ArcPaladinZero]

tiger eats poo,

[Tama Drummer]

poop gets eaten

[Link9]

by the tiger

[Tama Drummer]

that also eats

[ArcPaladinZero]

lamps and dogs.

[Tama Drummer]

ArcPaladinZero, also called

[Link9]

the great warrior

[ArcPaladinZero]

loves SEIZURE ROBOTS!

[Tama Drummer]

AND MARRIED MR.

[Link9]

and eat large

[Tama Drummer]

married Mr. link9

[ArcPaladinZero]

Anyways, moving along,

(I'm glad everyone makes cents here...)

[Link9]

tamma likes to

[ArcPaladinZero]

ride flying cows

[Tama Drummer]

to the moon

[ArcPaladinZero]

where he will

[Tama Drummer]

dim the lights

[ArcPaladinZero]

and start a

[Tama Drummer]

PARTY! Then he (I)

[ArcPaladinZero]

grabbed a can

[ck1]

and threw up

[Tama Drummer]

dumping it on

[ck1]

George Bush when

[Tama Drummer]

Mr. Clinton sucked

[Tama Drummer]

(say lolly pop!)

[ck1]

lolly pop while

[Tama Drummer]

(:)) smiling quite stupidly

[ck1]

at Abraham Lincolns

[ArcPaladinZero]

extremely large nose.

[ck1]

Why are we

[ArcPaladinZero]

running about wearing

[ck1]

nothing through the

[Tama Drummer]

what what what?

[ck1]

Who who who?

[Tama Drummer]

Said to ME

[ck1]

" what are you

[Tama Drummer]

doing with that

[ck1]

purple pill? thats

[Tama Drummer]

ck1's Viagera! Then

[ArcPaladinZero]

APZ posted again

[Tama Drummer]

and some fat

[ArcPaladinZero]

balls of doom

[Tama Drummer]

or disco ball

[ArcPaladinZero]

of doom was

[Wrath of God]

terrorizing the people

[Tama Drummer]

excluding ck1 who

[Wrath of God]

attacked the shoopuf

[ArcPaladinZero]

of unlimited doom.

[Bottle]

Bottle returned, but

[thrdflrmshr]

only to drink

[ck1]

15,000 kegs of

[Office_Shredder]

beer on the wall!

[ck1]

15,000 kegs of

[thrdflrmshr]

beer! Ok, this

[ck1]

sorta grade-schoolish. Lets

[thrdflrmshr]

talk about mustard.

[ck1]

Mustard is my

[thrdflrmshr]

only sustenance for

[ArcPaladinZero]

staying alive and

[Link9]

making me feel

[xerent]

like breaking all

[xerent]

the rules by

[xerent]

posting like this.

[Punishment Co.]

Why do rabbits

[Omega_Paladin]

poop on my

[ck1]

triple posting morons?

[Tama Drummer]

Then he said

[ck1]

" Eureka, my pants

[thrdflrmshr]

fit!" Then, he

[Punishment Co.]

stole a bottle (of)

*Who is this "he" person everyone refers to?*

[ck1]

sulfuric acid then

( nobody knows. I think its just the guy at the start)

[ArcPaladinZero]

poured it on

[Link9]

a pepsi can

[ck1]

and he was

[Link9]

(was??? make it DRINK¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡)

the can and

[ArcPaladinZero]

drank himself! Anyways,

[Link9]

a wich kill

[ck1]

is not a

[ArcPaladinZero]

real word. This Stupid Link...

[Link9]

wich is a

[ArcPaladinZero]

dog wearing a

[Link9]

big and grey

[ArcPaladinZero]

hat. Eating cheese

[thrdflrmshr]

is not good for you at all because the human body is not built to handle dairy products.

[Omega_Paladin]

for the digestion.

[Bottle]

Spelling witch correctly

[Ark Knight]

forces you to

[Bottle]

throw custard pies

[thrdflrmshr]

in your own

[Bottle]

house, making it

[thrdflrmshr]

quite messy. These

[Bottle]

threads have been

[thrdflrmshr]

inserted into the

[Bottle]

left nostril of

[thrdflrmshr]

Bottle, post-whore extraordinaire.

[Bottle]

"Ouch," said Bottle,

[ArcPaladinZero]

whom had a

[ck1]

tonsilectomy for only

[ArcPaladinZero]

serving two years

[ck1]

in the insane

[Sir Vival]

yet ugly part

[thrdflrmshr]

of Gloucester. In

[Sir Vival]

what used to

[Omega_Paladin]

be a large

[Sir Vival]

son of a

[Omega_Paladin]

dancing pie because

[Tama Drummer]

the chosen one

[ArcPaladinZero]

was busy taking

[Tama Drummer]

a bath, then...

[paulk6]

(the) bananna started dancing

[Link9]

in a big

[Tama Drummer]

circle of fire

[ck1]

filled with fire!!!!!!

[Sir Vival]

That was a

[Tama Drummer]

George [Bush] on fire

[ck1]

. Cool. In other

[Tama Drummer]

words, everyone is

[ArcPaladinZero]

allowed to have

[Sir Vival]

a very small

[ArcPaladinZero]

football crammed down

[Sir Vival]

out of your

[ArcPaladinZero]

shoe. Things that

[Sir Vival]

go round, are

[ArcPaladinZero]

usually going to

[Sir Vival]

end up in

[Link9]

down hill.Why

[Sir Vival]

do you keep

[Link9]

sirvival in a

[Sir Vival]

sock or a

[Ark Knight]

big green shoe

[Link9]

whit worms on

[Omega_Paladin]

it. Pancakes look

[ArcPaladinZero]

a lot like

[Sir Vival]

your mom in

[ArcPaladinZero]

a car. Anyways,

(Try and keep this clean kiddies)

[Tama Drummer]

saw you at

[Sir Vival]

the local mall

[Tama Drummer]

during a sale