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Kos-Mos
03-30-2004, 07:28 PM
that sold HUGE

Tama Drummer
03-30-2004, 07:31 PM
men's suits: only

Omega_Paladin
03-30-2004, 09:06 PM
because it was

ArcPaladinZero
03-30-2004, 09:35 PM
a Sunday that

Omega_Paladin
03-30-2004, 09:39 PM
was eating up

h()()t
03-31-2004, 05:14 AM
kuja the wired

Bottle
03-31-2004, 07:22 AM
with a portion

thrdflrmshr
03-31-2004, 07:23 AM
of the cherry

Sir Vival
03-31-2004, 07:28 AM
sat down on

thrdflrmshr
03-31-2004, 07:31 AM
a tree. Sense

Sir Vival
03-31-2004, 07:37 AM
this thread was

Bottle
03-31-2004, 07:59 AM
not making. So,

thrdflrmshr
03-31-2004, 08:29 AM
we all drove

ck1
03-31-2004, 10:31 AM
ourselves mad while

smegma
03-31-2004, 10:59 AM
run like an antelope out of control

smegma
03-31-2004, 11:00 AM
run like an antelop out of control

ck1
03-31-2004, 11:05 AM
and double posted

Sir Vival
03-31-2004, 11:35 AM
and then spammed

ck1
03-31-2004, 11:52 AM
like ck1 then
(hehe i flamed myself)

Sir Vival
03-31-2004, 11:55 AM
insulted himself sadly.

ck1
03-31-2004, 11:59 AM
I wasn't sad.

Sir Vival
03-31-2004, 12:14 PM
Once upon a

Omega_Paladin
03-31-2004, 12:38 PM
pie, a long

Tama Drummer
03-31-2004, 02:59 PM
LONG pie, he

Yoshi
03-31-2004, 03:03 PM
jumped up and

Tama Drummer
03-31-2004, 03:04 PM
humpty dumped killed

ArcPaladinZero
03-31-2004, 03:50 PM
Yoshi. Moving right

Tama Drummer
03-31-2004, 03:54 PM
you see a

Omega_Paladin
03-31-2004, 03:56 PM
large metallic object

ArcPaladinZero
03-31-2004, 03:57 PM
that just hit

Tama Drummer
03-31-2004, 03:58 PM
Tama [Drummer] in the

ArcPaladinZero
03-31-2004, 04:24 PM
face because stupidity

Tama Drummer
03-31-2004, 04:37 PM
killed the cat

Lich
03-31-2004, 04:53 PM
which was gay

Tama Drummer
03-31-2004, 05:08 PM
becuase chemical imbalances

ck1
03-31-2004, 05:32 PM
took over its

Tama Drummer
03-31-2004, 06:07 PM
brain and lets

ck1
03-31-2004, 06:12 PM
eat chop sticks

Tama Drummer
03-31-2004, 06:16 PM
But please don't

ck1
03-31-2004, 07:16 PM
touch that button.

Tama Drummer
03-31-2004, 07:17 PM
Now, to the topic [of]

ArcPaladinZero
03-31-2004, 07:34 PM
dancing on cows

starwolf4888
03-31-2004, 09:08 PM
with big utters

(THIS TOPIC HAS 270 FREAKIN PAGES! GO THREE WORD STORY!!!!)

Office_Shredder
04-01-2004, 04:00 AM
and bigger udders.

Bottle
04-01-2004, 04:10 AM
The cows decided

Omega_Paladin
04-01-2004, 08:11 AM
to kill Farmer

ArcPaladinZero
04-01-2004, 08:35 AM
John because of

ck1
04-01-2004, 11:12 AM
his front teeth

Link9
04-01-2004, 11:34 AM
was in bad

ck1
04-01-2004, 12:33 PM
fluoride so then

Omega_Paladin
04-01-2004, 12:40 PM
burning plastic catapults

Tama Drummer
04-01-2004, 12:53 PM
made plastics possible

ck1
04-01-2004, 12:55 PM
from melted plastic

Tama Drummer
04-01-2004, 01:14 PM
to plastic plastics,

ck1
04-01-2004, 02:05 PM
made of plastic

Link9
04-01-2004, 02:06 PM
bomb,and big

ck1
04-01-2004, 02:17 PM
plastics plastic other

ArcPaladinZero
04-01-2004, 03:55 PM
people's teeth. Anyways,

Kuja
04-01-2004, 04:01 PM
Kuja is awesome

ck1
04-01-2004, 04:03 PM
just like plastic.

SilverEcho
04-01-2004, 04:05 PM
When he then

Omega_Paladin
04-01-2004, 04:09 PM
ate my pie

ck1
04-01-2004, 04:13 PM
made of plastic

Omega_Paladin
04-01-2004, 04:20 PM
explosives and flaming

Tama Drummer
04-01-2004, 04:22 PM
so now he

ck1
04-01-2004, 04:30 PM
PLASTICED OTHER PLASTICS

Tama Drummer
04-01-2004, 05:02 PM
Mowing your lawn

Omega_Paladin
04-01-2004, 05:10 PM
(Tama you are making absolutely no grammerical sense. It is good to make no sense, but make sense well you are making no sense)
is like burning

Tama Drummer
04-01-2004, 05:14 PM
(What? after everything Link9 typed, and you tell ME i make no sence?! I was simply trying to change the topic off of plastics, and ck1's post did end the sentence. I just started a new sentence on a different topic.)
wood without wood

Omega_Paladin
04-01-2004, 05:19 PM
(Link9 didn't speak English that well anyways. I was asking you to make grammerical sense, not actual sense. To drive the topic away from another, just randomly spout something like you did.)
because of flying

Tama Drummer
04-01-2004, 05:23 PM
(huh? this page is devoted to that! and what do you call the anyways... kind of posts here? they change the subject? I really do not understand what your point is Omega)
fish from the

Omega_Paladin
04-01-2004, 05:25 PM
(No worrys then :D. You already understand without knowing that you understand.)
flying palace of

Tama Drummer
04-01-2004, 05:26 PM
(huh? i understand that i don't understand)
peach and Mario

ck1
04-01-2004, 05:27 PM
, who are plasticy

Omega_Paladin
04-01-2004, 05:29 PM
because of new

ck1
04-01-2004, 05:30 PM
plastic surgery to

Omega_Paladin
04-01-2004, 05:31 PM
destroy small donuts

Tama Drummer
04-01-2004, 05:43 PM
that Homer Simpson

Omega_Paladin
04-01-2004, 05:49 PM
was stomping upon

Tama Drummer
04-01-2004, 05:50 PM
because Flanders said

Omega_Paladin
04-01-2004, 05:53 PM
"DEMONIC WITCH HUNTS

ArcPaladinZero
04-01-2004, 05:56 PM
ARE ESPECIALLY FUN

Omega_Paladin
04-01-2004, 05:57 PM
BECAUSE OF THE

Tama Drummer
04-01-2004, 06:00 PM
do-diddly-do-dang love we

Omega_Paladin
04-01-2004, 06:06 PM
WE SPREAD AMONG

Tama Drummer
04-01-2004, 06:11 PM
ourselves through the

Omega_Paladin
04-01-2004, 06:13 PM
AMAZING DEATH WEASEL

Tama Drummer
04-01-2004, 06:15 PM
which came from

Omega_Paladin
04-01-2004, 06:20 PM
THE SPINNING THINGY

Tama Drummer
04-01-2004, 06:22 PM
called by germans,

ArcPaladinZero
04-01-2004, 06:28 PM
Drehbeschleunigung Scheiße! This

(Haven't studied that in over 6 months)

Omega_Paladin
04-01-2004, 06:29 PM
is because of

ArcPaladinZero
04-01-2004, 06:30 PM
bad grammar and

Tama Drummer
04-01-2004, 06:32 PM
(Ich heiBe Uwe)
mindlessness of rats'

ArcPaladinZero
04-01-2004, 06:33 PM
that feast upon

Omega_Paladin
04-01-2004, 06:36 PM
Kujy infested corpses.

ck1
04-01-2004, 06:39 PM
A dancing Banana

ArcPaladinZero
04-01-2004, 06:40 PM
fell from above

ck1
04-01-2004, 06:47 PM
and landed on Omega_Paladin

ArcPaladinZero
04-01-2004, 06:49 PM
to destroy his

Omega_Paladin
04-01-2004, 06:52 PM
invisible invisibity cloak

ck1
04-01-2004, 06:57 PM
which was invisible

ArcPaladinZero
04-01-2004, 06:59 PM
and now is

ck1
04-01-2004, 07:03 PM
visible due to

Omega_Paladin
04-01-2004, 07:08 PM
it's invisible invisiblity

ArcPaladinZero
04-01-2004, 07:09 PM
being destroyed by

Omega_Paladin
04-01-2004, 07:12 PM
visible invisiblity Ewoks

ArcPaladinZero
04-01-2004, 07:18 PM
and their massive

(This is obviously going somewhere very interesting...)

ck1
04-01-2004, 07:18 PM
that fell under

Bottle
04-02-2004, 06:02 AM
*It looks like ck1 isn't going to edit, so I shall ignore him*

invisible plastics. Invisibility

ck1
04-02-2004, 08:58 AM
is not very
(o sry guys i didnt see it cause i fell asleep)

Tama Drummer
04-02-2004, 01:07 PM
visible to the

ArcPaladinZero
04-02-2004, 04:12 PM
monkeys that lack

Tama Drummer
04-02-2004, 04:13 PM
blindspots (one word?) due to

ArcPaladinZero
04-02-2004, 04:19 PM
their eyes being

Tama Drummer
04-02-2004, 05:09 PM
on both sides

Ark Knight
04-02-2004, 05:28 PM
of their a$$.

Tama Drummer
04-02-2004, 05:45 PM
At the zoo...

Ark Knight
04-02-2004, 05:49 PM
a elephant came

Tama Drummer
04-02-2004, 05:50 PM
said "An elephant...

Ark Knight
04-02-2004, 05:53 PM
kissed my brother's

PS: Uh... Right... an elephant... Is it that bad :D

h()()t
04-02-2004, 06:02 PM
that is like 5 words you tard

Tama Drummer
04-02-2004, 06:37 PM
Originally posted by h()()t
that is like 5 words you tard
(What are you talking about and to whom? Besides, that is like 5 words you tard is seven words counting 5)
girlfriend and then 5

Omega_Paladin
04-02-2004, 07:03 PM
Maids a leaping

Tama Drummer
04-02-2004, 07:11 PM
(oh, that five wasn't suposed to be there... r u singing that cristmas carol?)
six flowered lobsters

Omega_Paladin
04-02-2004, 07:15 PM
(That's just what first came to mind when I saw the five :D)
dancing in a

h()()t
04-02-2004, 07:40 PM
vary big pot

truffleshfl
04-02-2004, 07:42 PM
of hot boiling

ArcPaladinZero
04-02-2004, 07:58 PM
water which caused

Omega_Paladin
04-02-2004, 07:59 PM
mustaches to turn

truffleshfl
04-02-2004, 08:01 PM
bright green and

Omega_Paladin
04-02-2004, 08:02 PM
kill their owners

ArcPaladinZero
04-02-2004, 08:06 PM
known as "Bandits

Tama Drummer
04-02-2004, 08:56 PM
of the Caribian"

ArcPaladinZero
04-02-2004, 08:58 PM
These bandits are

(lol, love the sig tama)

Tama Drummer
04-02-2004, 09:02 PM
big, hairy, sweet

ArcPaladinZero
04-02-2004, 09:05 PM
tasting bananas that

Tama Drummer
04-02-2004, 09:13 PM
dance in circles

insignifiGant
04-02-2004, 09:18 PM
with lions, tigers,

Tama Drummer
04-02-2004, 09:20 PM
spiders, and pickles

ArcPaladinZero
04-02-2004, 09:20 PM
and zebras which

Tama Drummer
04-02-2004, 09:23 PM
lost their stripes

ArcPaladinZero
04-02-2004, 09:36 PM
now refered to

insignifiGant
04-02-2004, 09:37 PM
as... holy crap!

Tama Drummer
04-02-2004, 09:38 PM
and, "wasamaholamitcha!" are

ArcPaladinZero
04-02-2004, 09:41 PM
also known as

Tama Drummer
04-02-2004, 09:46 PM
the zebras of Kenya

ArcPaladinZero
04-03-2004, 08:14 AM
which possess magical

Tama Drummer
04-03-2004, 08:38 AM
dance moves that

ArcPaladinZero
04-03-2004, 09:15 AM
makes everyone forget

Tama Drummer
04-03-2004, 09:34 AM
how to dance

royalfire
04-03-2004, 02:50 PM
with their head

MasterGolem
04-03-2004, 02:52 PM
and then a

BoBo The Fool
04-03-2004, 03:21 PM
gazelle of kenya

Omega_Paladin
04-03-2004, 03:23 PM
killed you because

ArcPaladinZero
04-03-2004, 04:35 PM
of your frail

Tama Drummer
04-03-2004, 04:36 PM
bones that in

ArcPaladinZero
04-03-2004, 04:37 PM
your weak-body that

Tama Drummer
04-03-2004, 04:38 PM
in Russia we

ArcPaladinZero
04-03-2004, 04:44 PM
destroy it. Anyways,

(That was one long sentence. :p )

Tama Drummer
04-03-2004, 04:50 PM
in Russia we [kill]

ArcPaladinZero
04-03-2004, 04:51 PM
people dressed like

Tama Drummer
04-03-2004, 04:55 PM
towel heads with

ArcPaladinZero
04-03-2004, 05:05 PM
blue teeth! DOOM

Tama Drummer
04-03-2004, 05:06 PM
TO ALL! then

ArcPaladinZero
04-03-2004, 05:32 PM
let us run

Tama Drummer
04-03-2004, 05:34 PM
and steal Japan's

ArcPaladinZero
04-03-2004, 05:35 PM
trees and use

Tama Drummer
04-03-2004, 05:37 PM
their technology to

ArcPaladinZero
04-03-2004, 05:38 PM
take over the

Tama Drummer
04-03-2004, 05:40 PM
Japaneese gameboy and

ArcPaladinZero
04-03-2004, 05:41 PM
hit various people

Tama Drummer
04-03-2004, 05:42 PM
with rocks from

Omega_Paladin
04-03-2004, 06:38 PM
unreliable cow cars.

Tama Drummer
04-03-2004, 06:39 PM
Cow cars are

Omega_Paladin
04-03-2004, 06:54 PM
SUPER CRAZY MEGA

Tama Drummer
04-03-2004, 07:06 PM
smelly stinky ugly

Omega_Paladin
04-03-2004, 07:09 PM
turbine power lawnmower

ArcPaladinZero
04-03-2004, 07:09 PM
blades made by

Ark Knight
04-03-2004, 07:11 PM
Ark Knight, who

Tama Drummer
04-03-2004, 07:12 PM
is from russia

ArcPaladinZero
04-03-2004, 07:13 PM
and likes drinking

Tama Drummer
04-03-2004, 07:16 PM
cool aid from

Omega_Paladin
04-03-2004, 07:40 PM
Barry Bonds jockstrap.

ArcPaladinZero
04-03-2004, 08:30 PM
Invisible jockstraps used

Omega_Paladin
04-03-2004, 08:36 PM
by Geroge Bush

ArcPaladinZero
04-03-2004, 09:27 PM
are worn on

Omega_Paladin
04-03-2004, 09:37 PM
his ears because

Ark Knight
04-03-2004, 09:39 PM
he likes to

Omega_Paladin
04-03-2004, 09:45 PM
hit on his

Tama Drummer
04-04-2004, 08:25 AM
sister's brother's friend's

Omega_Paladin
04-04-2004, 02:11 PM
cousin's dog's catapult's

ck1
04-04-2004, 05:51 PM
roomate twice-removed's brother

Omega_Paladin
04-04-2004, 06:02 PM
/half-midget/half-sister demonic

ck1
04-04-2004, 06:33 PM
cats new owner

ArcPaladinZero
04-04-2004, 07:52 PM
whom is named

Omega_Paladin
04-04-2004, 08:49 PM
FLUFFY THE COW-MUNCHER

ck1
04-05-2004, 01:40 PM
THE 23,749,502,9735th's brother

Tama Drummer
04-05-2004, 03:09 PM
to ck1's sister
(wow, that woman must have been pretty busy
"23,749,502,9735th's brother")

ck1
04-05-2004, 06:11 PM
's pet cow

Omega_Paladin
04-05-2004, 06:39 PM
that is killing

jobeani
04-05-2004, 06:54 PM
very small gorganites

Omega_Paladin
04-05-2004, 06:58 PM
that are eating

jobeani
04-05-2004, 07:01 PM
delicious chilli dogs

BoBo The Fool
04-05-2004, 07:01 PM
Kentucky Fried Chicken.

ArcPaladinZero
04-05-2004, 09:14 PM
KFC uses various

jobeani
04-06-2004, 07:29 AM
ways of cooking

Omega_Paladin
04-06-2004, 08:05 AM
small animals and

Bottle
04-06-2004, 09:22 AM
other unpalatable items

ArcPaladinZero
04-06-2004, 10:21 AM
for the use

Banshee
04-06-2004, 12:00 PM
of sexual pleasure.

ArcPaladinZero
04-06-2004, 12:03 PM
Cows with wings

Bottle
04-06-2004, 01:18 PM
can't actually fly

Tama Drummer
04-06-2004, 01:26 PM
because their body

Evrai
04-06-2004, 01:40 PM
is like a

BoBo The Fool
04-06-2004, 01:53 PM
Led Zepplin (rocks!)

Banshee
04-06-2004, 03:16 PM
so they cheat

ck1
04-06-2004, 03:49 PM
in Candyland against

Omega_Paladin
04-06-2004, 08:28 PM
flying demon monkeys

jobeani
04-06-2004, 08:40 PM
that have bad

Omega_Paladin
04-06-2004, 08:45 PM
facical implants on

ArcPaladinZero
04-06-2004, 09:13 PM
their backs and

BoBo The Fool
04-06-2004, 11:27 PM
well, faces. Anyhoo.......

Omega_Paladin
04-06-2004, 11:59 PM
Anyhoo.......

DAMN YOU ALL!



*Stewie from Family Guy* :D

ArcPaladinZero
04-07-2004, 07:18 AM
I like cheese.

jobeani
04-07-2004, 07:23 AM
it makes me

ArcPaladinZero
04-07-2004, 07:24 AM
run around screaming

Omega_Paladin
04-07-2004, 08:08 AM
IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD

LondonJack
04-07-2004, 08:13 AM
LET IT BURN

Omega_Paladin
04-07-2004, 08:15 AM
BECAUSE IT BURNS

Tama Drummer
04-07-2004, 09:15 AM
IT ALSO HURTS

ck1
04-07-2004, 06:45 PM
when you shove

jobeani
04-07-2004, 08:06 PM
pencils in your


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Spam by jobeani removed, and messages pertaining to it have been removed. Please carry on business as usual here.

dark_ash_h50
04-07-2004, 10:57 PM
pencil shotting gun

ArcPaladinZero
04-07-2004, 10:58 PM
and then shoot

Omega_Paladin
04-07-2004, 11:20 PM
yourself in the

BoBo The Fool
04-07-2004, 11:31 PM
senstive areas around

ArcPaladinZero
04-07-2004, 11:35 PM
your big toe

Omega_Paladin
04-07-2004, 11:54 PM
and nostrils because

h()()t
04-08-2004, 04:03 AM
it feels vary

h()()t
04-08-2004, 04:03 AM
Sry for the double post dealete this plz.

Bottle
04-08-2004, 04:46 AM
painful. Moderation should

h()()t
04-08-2004, 04:56 AM
prolbly deleat you

Ark Knight
04-08-2004, 06:15 AM
and ban h()()t

jobeani
04-08-2004, 07:23 AM
but he probably

ArcPaladinZero
04-08-2004, 11:33 AM
won't. Anyways, idiots

(Stop ruining the three word story you idiots, stop flaming)

Tama Drummer
04-08-2004, 11:51 AM
called Tama Drummers

ck1
04-08-2004, 03:48 PM
are usually found

ArcPaladinZero
04-08-2004, 05:24 PM
under rocks and

Tama Drummer
04-08-2004, 05:30 PM
in paper bags