BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[Kos-Mos]

that sold HUGE

[Tama Drummer]

men's suits: only

[Omega_Paladin]

because it was

[ArcPaladinZero]

a Sunday that

[Omega_Paladin]

was eating up

[h()()t]

kuja the wired

[Bottle]

with a portion

[thrdflrmshr]

of the cherry

[Sir Vival]

sat down on

[thrdflrmshr]

a tree. Sense

[Sir Vival]

this thread was

[Bottle]

not making. So,

[thrdflrmshr]

we all drove

[ck1]

ourselves mad while

[smegma]

run like an antelope out of control

[smegma]

run like an antelop out of control

[ck1]

and double posted

[Sir Vival]

and then spammed

[ck1]

like ck1 then
(hehe i flamed myself)

[Sir Vival]

insulted himself sadly.

[ck1]

I wasn't sad.

[Sir Vival]

Once upon a

[Omega_Paladin]

pie, a long

[Tama Drummer]

LONG pie, he

[Yoshi]

jumped up and

[Tama Drummer]

humpty dumped killed

[ArcPaladinZero]

Yoshi. Moving right

[Tama Drummer]

you see a

[Omega_Paladin]

large metallic object

[ArcPaladinZero]

that just hit

[Tama Drummer]

Tama [Drummer] in the

[ArcPaladinZero]

face because stupidity

[Tama Drummer]

killed the cat

[Lich]

which was gay

[Tama Drummer]

becuase chemical imbalances

[ck1]

took over its

[Tama Drummer]

brain and lets

[ck1]

eat chop sticks

[Tama Drummer]

But please don't

[ck1]

touch that button.

[Tama Drummer]

Now, to the topic [of]

[ArcPaladinZero]

dancing on cows

[starwolf4888]

with big utters

(THIS TOPIC HAS 270 FREAKIN PAGES! GO THREE WORD STORY!!!!)

[Office_Shredder]

and bigger udders.

[Bottle]

The cows decided

[Omega_Paladin]

to kill Farmer

[ArcPaladinZero]

John because of

[ck1]

his front teeth

[Link9]

was in bad

[ck1]

fluoride so then

[Omega_Paladin]

burning plastic catapults

[Tama Drummer]

made plastics possible

[ck1]

from melted plastic

[Tama Drummer]

to plastic plastics,

[ck1]

made of plastic

[Link9]

bomb,and big

[ck1]

plastics plastic other

[ArcPaladinZero]

people's teeth. Anyways,

[Kuja]

Kuja is awesome

[ck1]

just like plastic.

[SilverEcho]

When he then

[Omega_Paladin]

ate my pie

[ck1]

made of plastic

[Omega_Paladin]

explosives and flaming

[Tama Drummer]

so now he

[ck1]

PLASTICED OTHER PLASTICS

[Tama Drummer]

Mowing your lawn

[Omega_Paladin]

(Tama you are making absolutely no grammerical sense. It is good to make no sense, but make sense well you are making no sense)
is like burning

[Tama Drummer]

(What? after everything Link9 typed, and you tell ME i make no sence?! I was simply trying to change the topic off of plastics, and ck1's post did end the sentence. I just started a new sentence on a different topic.)
wood without wood

[Omega_Paladin]

(Link9 didn't speak English that well anyways. I was asking you to make grammerical sense, not actual sense. To drive the topic away from another, just randomly spout something like you did.)
because of flying

[Tama Drummer]

(huh? this page is devoted to that! and what do you call the anyways... kind of posts here? they change the subject? I really do not understand what your point is Omega)
fish from the

[Omega_Paladin]

(No worrys then :D. You already understand without knowing that you understand.)
flying palace of

[Tama Drummer]

(huh? i understand that i don't understand)
peach and Mario

[ck1]

, who are plasticy

[Omega_Paladin]

because of new

[ck1]

plastic surgery to

[Omega_Paladin]

destroy small donuts

[Tama Drummer]

that Homer Simpson

[Omega_Paladin]

was stomping upon

[Tama Drummer]

because Flanders said

[Omega_Paladin]

"DEMONIC WITCH HUNTS

[ArcPaladinZero]

ARE ESPECIALLY FUN

[Omega_Paladin]

BECAUSE OF THE

[Tama Drummer]

do-diddly-do-dang love we

[Omega_Paladin]

WE SPREAD AMONG

[Tama Drummer]

ourselves through the

[Omega_Paladin]

AMAZING DEATH WEASEL

[Tama Drummer]

which came from

[Omega_Paladin]

THE SPINNING THINGY

[Tama Drummer]

called by germans,

[ArcPaladinZero]

Drehbeschleunigung Scheiße! This

(Haven't studied that in over 6 months)

[Omega_Paladin]

is because of

[ArcPaladinZero]

bad grammar and

[Tama Drummer]

(Ich heiBe Uwe)
mindlessness of rats'

[ArcPaladinZero]

that feast upon

[Omega_Paladin]

Kujy infested corpses.

[ck1]

A dancing Banana

[ArcPaladinZero]

fell from above

[ck1]

and landed on Omega_Paladin

[ArcPaladinZero]

to destroy his

[Omega_Paladin]

invisible invisibity cloak

[ck1]

which was invisible

[ArcPaladinZero]

and now is

[ck1]

visible due to

[Omega_Paladin]

it's invisible invisiblity

[ArcPaladinZero]

being destroyed by

[Omega_Paladin]

visible invisiblity Ewoks

[ArcPaladinZero]

and their massive

(This is obviously going somewhere very interesting...)

[ck1]

that fell under

[Bottle]

*It looks like ck1 isn't going to edit, so I shall ignore him*

invisible plastics. Invisibility

[ck1]

is not very
(o sry guys i didnt see it cause i fell asleep)

[Tama Drummer]

visible to the

[ArcPaladinZero]

monkeys that lack

[Tama Drummer]

blindspots (one word?) due to

[ArcPaladinZero]

their eyes being

[Tama Drummer]

on both sides

[Ark Knight]

of their a$$.

[Tama Drummer]

At the zoo...

[Ark Knight]

a elephant came

[Tama Drummer]

said "An elephant...

[Ark Knight]

kissed my brother's

PS: Uh... Right... an elephant... Is it that bad :D

[h()()t]

that is like 5 words you tard

[Tama Drummer]

Originally posted by h()()t
that is like 5 words you tard
(What are you talking about and to whom? Besides, that is like 5 words you tard is seven words counting 5)
girlfriend and then 5

[Omega_Paladin]

Maids a leaping

[Tama Drummer]

(oh, that five wasn't suposed to be there... r u singing that cristmas carol?)
six flowered lobsters

[Omega_Paladin]

(That's just what first came to mind when I saw the five :D)
dancing in a

[h()()t]

vary big pot

[truffleshfl]

of hot boiling

[ArcPaladinZero]

water which caused

[Omega_Paladin]

mustaches to turn

[truffleshfl]

bright green and

[Omega_Paladin]

kill their owners

[ArcPaladinZero]

known as "Bandits

[Tama Drummer]

of the Caribian"

[ArcPaladinZero]

These bandits are

(lol, love the sig tama)

[Tama Drummer]

big, hairy, sweet

[ArcPaladinZero]

tasting bananas that

[Tama Drummer]

dance in circles

[insignifiGant]

with lions, tigers,

[Tama Drummer]

spiders, and pickles

[ArcPaladinZero]

and zebras which

[Tama Drummer]

lost their stripes

[ArcPaladinZero]

now refered to

[insignifiGant]

as... holy crap!

[Tama Drummer]

and, "wasamaholamitcha!" are

[ArcPaladinZero]

also known as

[Tama Drummer]

the zebras of Kenya

[ArcPaladinZero]

which possess magical

[Tama Drummer]

dance moves that

[ArcPaladinZero]

makes everyone forget

[Tama Drummer]

how to dance

[royalfire]

with their head

[MasterGolem]

and then a

[BoBo The Fool]

gazelle of kenya

[Omega_Paladin]

killed you because

[ArcPaladinZero]

of your frail

[Tama Drummer]

bones that in

[ArcPaladinZero]

your weak-body that

[Tama Drummer]

in Russia we

[ArcPaladinZero]

destroy it. Anyways,

(That was one long sentence. :p )

[Tama Drummer]

in Russia we [kill]

[ArcPaladinZero]

people dressed like

[Tama Drummer]

towel heads with

[ArcPaladinZero]

blue teeth! DOOM

[Tama Drummer]

TO ALL! then

[ArcPaladinZero]

let us run

[Tama Drummer]

and steal Japan's

[ArcPaladinZero]

trees and use

[Tama Drummer]

their technology to

[ArcPaladinZero]

take over the

[Tama Drummer]

Japaneese gameboy and

[ArcPaladinZero]

hit various people

[Tama Drummer]

with rocks from

[Omega_Paladin]

unreliable cow cars.

[Tama Drummer]

Cow cars are

[Omega_Paladin]

SUPER CRAZY MEGA

[Tama Drummer]

smelly stinky ugly

[Omega_Paladin]

turbine power lawnmower

[ArcPaladinZero]

blades made by

[Ark Knight]

Ark Knight, who

[Tama Drummer]

is from russia

[ArcPaladinZero]

and likes drinking

[Tama Drummer]

cool aid from

[Omega_Paladin]

Barry Bonds jockstrap.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Invisible jockstraps used

[Omega_Paladin]

by Geroge Bush

[ArcPaladinZero]

are worn on

[Omega_Paladin]

his ears because

[Ark Knight]

he likes to

[Omega_Paladin]

hit on his

[Tama Drummer]

sister's brother's friend's

[Omega_Paladin]

cousin's dog's catapult's

[ck1]

roomate twice-removed's brother

[Omega_Paladin]

/half-midget/half-sister demonic

[ck1]

cats new owner

[ArcPaladinZero]

whom is named

[Omega_Paladin]

FLUFFY THE COW-MUNCHER

[ck1]

THE 23,749,502,9735th's brother

[Tama Drummer]

to ck1's sister
(wow, that woman must have been pretty busy
"23,749,502,9735th's brother")

[ck1]

's pet cow

[Omega_Paladin]

that is killing

[jobeani]

very small gorganites

[Omega_Paladin]

that are eating

[jobeani]

delicious chilli dogs

[BoBo The Fool]

Kentucky Fried Chicken.

[ArcPaladinZero]

KFC uses various

[jobeani]

ways of cooking

[Omega_Paladin]

small animals and

[Bottle]

other unpalatable items

[ArcPaladinZero]

for the use

[Banshee]

of sexual pleasure.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Cows with wings

[Bottle]

can't actually fly

[Tama Drummer]

because their body

[Evrai]

is like a

[BoBo The Fool]

Led Zepplin (rocks!)

[Banshee]

so they cheat

[ck1]

in Candyland against

[Omega_Paladin]

flying demon monkeys

[jobeani]

that have bad

[Omega_Paladin]

facical implants on

[ArcPaladinZero]

their backs and

[BoBo The Fool]

well, faces. Anyhoo.......

[Omega_Paladin]

Anyhoo.......

DAMN YOU ALL!



*Stewie from Family Guy* :D

[ArcPaladinZero]

I like cheese.

[jobeani]

it makes me

[ArcPaladinZero]

run around screaming

[Omega_Paladin]

IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD

[LondonJack]

LET IT BURN

[Omega_Paladin]

BECAUSE IT BURNS

[Tama Drummer]

IT ALSO HURTS

[ck1]

when you shove

[jobeani]

pencils in your


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[dark_ash_h50]

pencil shotting gun

[ArcPaladinZero]

and then shoot

[Omega_Paladin]

yourself in the

[BoBo The Fool]

senstive areas around

[ArcPaladinZero]

your big toe

[Omega_Paladin]

and nostrils because

[h()()t]

it feels vary

[h()()t]

Sry for the double post dealete this plz.

[Bottle]

painful. Moderation should

[h()()t]

prolbly deleat you

[Ark Knight]

and ban h()()t

[jobeani]

but he probably

[ArcPaladinZero]

won't. Anyways, idiots

(Stop ruining the three word story you idiots, stop flaming)

[Tama Drummer]

called Tama Drummers

[ck1]

are usually found

[ArcPaladinZero]

under rocks and

[Tama Drummer]

in paper bags