BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[jobeani]

that are pink

[ArcPaladinZero]

and covered in

[Omega_Paladin]

fuzzy rocks because

[ArcPaladinZero]

of the mold

[Omega_Paladin]

that APZ eats. :D

[ArcPaladinZero]

Eating is fun

[Omega_Paladin]

because of dancing

[ck1]

the white-boy polka

[ArcPaladinZero]

in a pool

[Tama Drummer]

of green jello

[ArcPaladinZero]

with pink elephants.

[Tama Drummer]

and a big

[ck1]

side of anchovies

[jobeani]

and cheese sticks

[ArcPaladinZero]

used for DOOM!

[ck1]

They were filled

[Tama Drummer]

with doom which

[ck1]

DOOMED all those

[Office_Shredder]

who eat salmon

[ck1]

, the fish of

[Omega_Paladin]

THE TAMATO GOD

[ck1]

OF DOOM AND

[ArcPaladinZero]

LITTLE GREEN MEN!!!!

[ck1]

THE LITTLE BROWN

[Tama Drummer]

man was called

[BoBo The Fool]

Little Brown Man

[MokoToko]

who flung poo

[cs_zero]

very hard at

[MokoToko]

mother teresa. I

[Tama Drummer]

once hugged a

[Omega_Paladin]

mound of BOB

[ck1]

-KILLING DEMONIC HAMPSTERS

[jobeani]

that had very

[Omega_Paladin]

very narrow urethea

[ArcPaladinZero]

so they couldn't

[ck1]

pee like a

[Omega_Paladin]

racehorse if they

[Tama Drummer]

were to stand

[Omega_Paladin]

ontop of a

[Tama Drummer]

dancing banana with

[Omega_Paladin]

SUPER OMNIPOTENT POWERS!

[ck1]

What does omnipotent

[Tama Drummer]

mean?" asked stupidity. (ck1)

[ck1]

I am stupidity.

[Tama Drummer]

Once upon a
( ; ^ Þ )

[ck1]

pickle, there was

[Omega_Paladin]

a man in

[BoBo The Fool]

a real pickle.

[Omega_Paladin]

POINTLESS POSTS AHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ck1]

CAUTION FALLING N00BS!!!!!!!!

[Omega_Paladin]

GIANT BAGS OF

[ck1]

N00BS MAY FALL

[Omega_Paladin]

UPON PANCAKES FILLED

[ck1]

WITH EGG WHITES

[Omega_Paladin]

BECAUSE OF ANGRY

[ck1]

ZITIZENS THAT sHOOT
( ^^look at law trouble thread)

[Omega_Paladin]

ME WITH PEAS

[ck1]

WITH THEIR CAPITOL

[Omega_Paladin]

PUNISHMENT STICKS OF

[ck1]

DOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!! Wow we

[Omega_Paladin]

sure are egolistic

[h()()t]

but they want

[ck1]

to eat our

[Omega_Paladin]

hotdogs said George

[Tama Drummer]

double U boosh.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Fighting penguins with

[Lich]

hotdogs on sticks

[Ct Jack Sparrow]

ISN'T The end

[ck1]

of the pickle

[ck1]

*delete*

[Omega_Paladin]

stick on a

[DarkKhas]

long hard fukked up twig. After

[Omega_Paladin]

*Ignores Dark because that not only is SIX words, makes absolutely no sense*
corndog because of

[xpython]

what happened to

[Omega_Paladin]

my hand! OW

[ArcPaladinZero]

YOU STUPID IDIOT!

[Lich]

Screamed ArcPaladinZero at

[Omega_Paladin]

gay rodeo models

[BoBo The Fool]

who only wore

[Omega_Paladin]

nothing! Heh-heh, Alllright. *head bob*

[sOOisiDal]

*completely ignoring omegas post*

turkey feathered suits

[jobeani]

and pink thongs

[Bottle]

on their noses.

[DarkKhas]

too keep out

[Bottle]

*Did you not see the full stop? (That's a period, for americans). I will treat this as a new sentence, so: To keep out*

of the pit

[Omega_Paladin]

Don't Anger The

[Bottle]

Dancing Banana, for

[ck1]

it will kill

[ck1]

*ignore sry lag city*

[royalfire]

Tequila_budgie's family if

[ArcPaladinZero]

a big huge

[ck1]

frog hit their

[xpython]

one and only

[ck1]

cow flavored pickle

[Omega_Paladin]

juice hamstring order

[Ali]

.i love this-thread

[ArcPaladinZero]

and not make-sense.

[Omega_Paladin]

Why do rabbits

[Goldberg]

have to party

[ArcPaladinZero]

while not wearing

[ck1]

matching socks and

[Tigris]

goofy looking sweaters

[ck1]

with little cherries

[Omega_Paladin]

on their heads

[xpython]

that make them

[Omega_Paladin]

go insane and

[Tama Drummer]

fart out puffs

[Omega_Paladin]

cheese-its and

[Goldberg]

get laid after?

(hehe, am I off-topic here? :( )

[Omega_Paladin]

Very, Now Go.

[Goldberg]

, where the badgers

[h()()t]

start to die

[ArcPaladinZero]

and learn grammar!

[Lich]

WIth scary teachers

[Omega_Paladin]

eating Lich's sandwiches

[BoBo The Fool]

of doom? However,

[Lich]

Lich's sandwitches were

[Tama Drummer]

doomed with plastic

[Omega_Paladin]

doom sheets of

[ArcPaladinZero]

complete unlimited doom!

[Omega_Paladin]

Demon Cats with

[Office_Shredder]

bags of catnip-doom

[ck1]

-in-a-bag usually eat

[Goldberg]

turnips-filled cheese sandwich (with)

[Omega_Paladin]

killer three-headed monkeys

[ArcPaladinZero]

that have halos

[ck1]

around their butts

[ArcPaladinZero]

which have magical

[noidea]

and amazing powers

[ck1]

of post- whoring and

[Cavour]

eating Wendy's Delicious

[ArcPaladinZero]

junior bacon cheeseburgers.

[ck1]

Ahhhhh the power

[Ali]

. *sigh* this thread is dead...

[Tama Drummer]

Originally posted by ck1
Ahhhhh the power
of micky d's

[ck1]

cheese burgers coated

[ArcPaladinZero]

in Dr. Pepper

[ck1]

flavored Dr. Pepper

[ArcPaladinZero]

that tastes like

[Omega_Paladin]

AN ASS SANDWICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ark Knight]

It tasted deliciously

[paulk6]

Like (a) piece of

[Omega_Paladin]

burning pie in

[ArcPaladinZero]

a can of

[Omega_Paladin]

PRINCE ALBERT!!!!!! BOOYA!

[ArcPaladinZero]

String cheese that

[Omega_Paladin]

has Prince Albert

[Duffman]

Saving Private Ryan (when is someone gonna make this a book)

[Omega_Paladin]

is quite wonderous

[Bottle]

, (and) Bottle returns (on) Thursday!

*just a heads-up so you can all prepare for The Second Age of Bottle-Whoring*

[ArcPaladinZero]

Yay, it's Bottle! :D

[ck1]

Yay, it's Bottle!:D

[ArcPaladinZero]

Post-whoring is fun.

[ck1]

Yes it is!

[ArcPaladinZero]

So, what's new?

[Omega_Paladin]

HOLY FREAKIN CRAP!!!!!!!

[Ark Knight]

but also some

[ck1]

WHAT THE HECK!!!!!!!!!!

[Lich]

what the dillio *this thread has died at 294 so sad

:(

[Ark Knight]

I then went

[Lich]

to the bathroom!

[ArcPaladinZero]

What bathroom has

[Ark Knight]

APZ been going

[ArcPaladinZero]

to that causes

[Lord Achilles]

ducks to explode

[Omega_Paladin]

because of the

[Lord Achilles]

scooter of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

[ArcPaladinZero]

Any scooter can

[Lord Achilles]

bake a waffle

[Omega_Paladin]

with the all-new

[Lord Achilles]

toaster that can

[ArcPaladinZero]

paint your face

[Omega_Paladin]

and kill a

[ArcPaladinZero]

donkey with it's

[Omega_Paladin]

destructo beam of

[ArcPaladinZero]

total unlimited DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

[Lord Achilles]

Then a hooker

[Omega_Paladin]

bought me dinner

[ArcPaladinZero]

because you were

[Omega_Paladin]

destroying plants outside

[Bottle]

the garden centre

[ArcPaladinZero]

which is on

[Bottle]

steroids, causing it

[Ark Knight]

to pee all

[Bottle]

over Ark's head.

[Omega_Paladin]

WORSHIP ME OR

[Bottle]

DIE IN THE

[ArcPaladinZero]

PICKLE JAR OF

[Lord Achilles]

EVERLASTING ETERNAL PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bottle]

Damn pickle jar.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Putting cats in

[Lord Achilles]

your stomache was

[ArcPaladinZero]

considered a crime

[Lord Achilles]

if you're British.

[Bottle]

I'm British, and

[Lord Achilles]

I'm James Bond

[Bottle]

, shaken, not stirred,

[ck1]

and i want

[Bottle]

a creme egg

[ck1]

with salt on

[Lord Achilles]

my big weiner

[ck1]

and other small

[Bottle]

items of cutlery.

[Lord Achilles]

Lets start a

[ck1]

edited post, and (a)

[Bottle]

thread, because that

[ck1]

would be fun.

[Bottle]

Yes. Fun. Hmmmmmmmmm.

[ck1]

MWAHAHA. lets go.

[Bottle]

Go on then.

[ck1]

im not leaving

[Lord Achilles]

Hey I'm pregnant!

[Bottle]

I'm the father.

[paulk6]

Of Luke Skywalker

[ck1]

Well thats nice.....

[paulk6]

and very dandy

[ck1]

ok....this is

[Bottle]

Where'd Ach go?

[Lord Achilles]

Ach's robbing Snarr

[ck1]

ok.........

[Bottle]

That's one word.

[ck1]

i dont care

[Bottle]

*You would deface the sacred three word story? Die, infidel!*

Returning to the

[ck1]

three word story.........

[Bottle]

jam sandwiches are

[ck1]

good with cheese

[paulk6]

and lotsa baloney

[Bottle]

and side fries.

[starwolf4888]

But fries are

[ArcPaladinZero]

the only weapon

[Lich]

capable of killing

[Longshooter]

a rabbit with

[Ark Knight]

big hairy carrots

[Lord Achilles]

unless he's Portugese

[kensai]

since Portugal is

[Lord Achilles]

filled with Nazis

[Ark Knight]

that like tomatoes

[Lord Achilles]

because they're gay

[uturnstuff.com]

and they like

[Lich]

ketchup in their
*is that the gonads and strife squirel*

[Lord Achilles]

bras. One day

[Omega_Paladin]

I killed Bob

[uturnstuff.com]

and ate him

[Omega_Paladin]

with magical holiday

[uturnstuff.com]

blue spoons that

[Lord Achilles]

made me infertile

[Bottle]

resulting in my

[Navarre]

shooting blanks at

[kensai]

night. Especially embarrassing

[uturnstuff.com]

watermelons danced around