BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[Omega_Paladin]

shrines to me

[Bottle]

in which Omega

[uturnstuff.com]

makes his banana

[Bottle]

do cartwheels around

[Omega_Paladin]

your mind with

[Omega_Paladin]

Hairdressers should die

[ArcPaladinZero]

because of their

[Lord Achilles]

red cancerous testicles

[Omega_Paladin]

like Achs ovaries.

[Lord Achilles]

Then this lesbian

[Omega_Paladin]

monkey lover of

[ArcPaladinZero]

bananas began to

[Omega_Paladin]

beat down Ach

[Bottle]

during an exhibition

[ArcPaladinZero]

between two of

[Bottle]

the largest sumo

[Lord Achilles]

wrestlers on Jupiter

[ArcPaladinZero]

who need some

[Bottle]

hairstyling advice quickly

[ArcPaladinZero]

because their baldness

[Tama Drummer]

has overwhelmed the

[ArcPaladinZero]

hairy women known

[Bottle]

to be found

[Lord Achilles]

in Skof's butt

[Tama Drummer]

meaning five plus

[ArcPaladinZero]

eleventeen billion cookies!!!!!

[Bottle]

Cookies are good

[ArcPaladinZero]

for launching little

[Bottle]

toy ships onto

[deathstyx]

uranus. But then

[Bottle]

the super mega

[ArcPaladinZero]

killer seizure robot

[Bottle]

decides to dance

[Omega_Paladin]

on George's face

[Tama Drummer]

to drunken lullibies

[ArcPaladinZero]

of 80's music.

[Omega_Paladin]

Burning pies eat

[ArcPaladinZero]

party goers who

[Bottle]

like eating pancakes

[ArcPaladinZero]

made of bots.

[Bottle]

Toasted marshmellows can

[bloodmonkey2]

kill chocalate penquins

[ck1]

on tusedays but

[Omega_Paladin]

NOW YOU DIE!

[Bottle]

Awful spelling is

[ck1]

nto very god
( hehe jk)

[Bottle]

yet seems common

[Omega_Paladin]

because of stupid

[ArcPaladinZero]

people that lack

[Omega_Paladin]

mental facilitys because

[GeneralBenedict]

they ate a

[Omega_Paladin]

flaming cockroach as

[ArcPaladinZero]

a substitute for

[Omega_Paladin]

giant death dogs

[ck1]

covered in cheese

[Ct Jack Sparrow]

from lemurville UAE

[UAE=United Arab Eph...something or other]

[Bottle]

(Emirates)

. Now let's talk

[Omega_Paladin]

about Bottles ED

[Ct Jack Sparrow]

wasn't a charector

[Omega_Paladin]

or a character

[Bottle]

more bad spelling.

[Omega_Paladin]

Bottles ED/STD problem

[Bottle]

is none of

[Bottle]

your business. *blushes*

[Omega_Paladin]

Bottles post whoring

[Bottle]

must be infectious

[Omega_Paladin]

because the side

[Bottle]

effects on ck1.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Eating green cheese

[Bottle]

does wonders for

[Omega_Paladin]

demonic powers contained

[Bottle]

within chocolate cakes

[ArcPaladinZero]

that make you

[Omega_Paladin]

destroy frog sucking

[ArcPaladinZero]

, logic-thinking, and emotionless

(Yes, yes, you should know where this is coming from)

[Omega_Paladin]

Xyx followers who

[ArcPaladinZero]

are constantly depressed

[Omega_Paladin]

because of drugs

[ArcPaladinZero]

like poo pills

[Omega_Paladin]

in their soup

[Bottle]

, and also because

[Omega_Paladin]

of dangerous Clive's

[Bottle]

need to post

[Omega_Paladin]

about his pants

[Bottle]

which are on

[ArcPaladinZero]

every thread in

[Bottle]

the known universe.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Universally, it is

[Bottle]

known that e=mc^2

[Ali]

because ali is

[Communist]

the best at

[Ark Knight]

molesting sandiwches with

[Omega_Paladin]

large pieces of

[Bottle]

impossible physics questions.

[Omega_Paladin]

Geometry blows because

[Communist]

it is boring

[Lich]

the communist said

[Communist]

long live communism

[ArcPaladinZero]

because it is

[Lord Achilles]

only for penguins

[ArcPaladinZero]

wearing rubber pants

[Lord Achilles]

of god-like

[Communist]

people on steroids

[Office_Shredder]

Steroids are very

[Bottle]

commonly used by

[ArcPaladinZero]

ultra super cool!!!!!

[Communist]

morons who are

[Bottle]

stupid enough to

[ck1]

not edit posts.

[Cephas]

should not be

[Bottle]

posting here. Go

[Communist]

eat refried beans

[Bottle]

on toast, while

[Communist]

farting so much

[Cephas]

that you float

[Communist]

strait into the

[ck1]

Strait of Gibraltar
(yes i am studying geography)

[Communist]

while studying geomitry

[ck1]

and failing english

[ArcPaladinZero]

because you lack

[Omega_Paladin]

English abilities because

[ArcPaladinZero]

YOUR STUPID FACE

[Bottle]

looks like a

[Communist]

big hairy butt

[Bottle]

. Moving swiftly on,

[Communist]

peice of poop

[ArcPaladinZero]

is a commie.

[ck1]

Communists are very

[ArcPaladinZero]

stupid because they

(Commie drives a Nova!)

[ck1]

are freaking communists!!!!!!!!!!!

[ArcPaladinZero]

Anyways, on the

[Bottle]

topic of rat

[Omega_Paladin]

pies with extra

[Aro23r]

relish and mustard,

[Ark Knight]

which I like

[Bottle]

to throw at

[Cephas]

DR because he

[Bottle]

should (have) band Bottle,

[Cephas]

but he hasn't

[ArcPaladinZero]

band him yet

[Cephas]

but Hells Mage

[ArcPaladinZero]

should be shot

[Cephas]

or become moderator ;)

[DUI Warrior]

to screw Bottle's

[Cephas]

pet wombat! Didn't

(hey, wait a sec. DUI's post looks like a flame to me... That's against the rules! :mad: )

[ArcPaladinZero]

cows once fly?

(Try and keep this to a non-flaming thread kids)

[Cephas]

Yes, but only

[ArcPaladinZero]

when the powers

[Cephas]

of the uber

[Office_Shredder]

duber mage bomb

[Bottle]

were crushed by

[Office_Shredder]

nothing! mage bombs

[Bottle]

suck big time

[Office_Shredder]

unless used correctly.

[Bottle]

Even then, they

[Office_Shredder]

aren't the topic-anymore.

[Bottle]

So let's talk

[Cephas]

about why we

[Bottle]

all hate DUIWarrior.

[Cephas]

But not only

[Bottle]

does he annoy

[Cephas]

he also keeps

[ArcPaladinZero]

midgets locked in

[Cephas]

his icebox with

[Bottle]

a whole bunch

[ArcPaladinZero]

of golden sticks

[Communist]

that were homosexual

[ArcPaladinZero]

and-yet still sticks.

(Wow, sticks having a preference of sexuality, nice one commie)

[Communist]

Now that were

(hey thanks cappi!(cappi for capitalist) and sticks do prefer male and women...sticks)

[ArcPaladinZero]

spelling correctly, we

(It's we're, money is happiness commie)

[Communist]

spelled we're wong

( i have to be part capitalist as all communists are, we cant be poor bastards and expect something to be done)

[ArcPaladinZero]

because seizure robots

[Communist]

were-on the simpsons

[ArcPaladinZero]

and the internet

[Cephas]

but they surfed

[ArcPaladinZero]

on keyboards because

[Communist]

they liked cheese

[ArcPaladinZero]

on their feet.

[Cephas]

They aspired to

[Bottle]

seize everything, but

[ck1]

tragicly died. I

(wow this thread was low!)

[ArcPaladinZero]

need some sugar

[Serge]

to make skittles.

(yum)

[ArcPaladinZero]

Giant skittles are

[Bottle]

having bowling balls

[Serge]

in their centers;

[ArcPaladinZero]

they also have

[Serge]

super seizure inducing

[Serge]

pretty colors. So

[ArcPaladinZero]

cows like to

(Serge stop multi-posting, I'm god of the three word story)

[Office_Shredder]

drink dog milk

[ArcPaladinZero]

and eat tree

[Office_Shredder]

milk:confused: . When the

[ArcPaladinZero]

trees attack us

[Office_Shredder]

their milk will

[ArcPaladinZero]

cover us and

[DeadFishGuy]

dissolve our skin.

[Lich]

With scary mucus

[Office_Shredder]

climbing out our

[Bottle]

left nostrils, we

[DeadFishGuy]

somehow survived, because

[ArcPaladinZero]

our clothes were

[Bottle]

covered in smelly

[ArcPaladinZero]

snot and various

[Office_Shredder]

snot like agents.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Agent Smith is

[Office_Shredder]

a snot-like agent

[ArcPaladinZero]

who uses his

[Office_Shredder]

amazing snot powers

[ArcPaladinZero]

to absorb souls

[Darrington]

from chipmunks of

[Office_Shredder]

the NW U.S.

[ArcPaladinZero]

and in Candyland!

[Serge]

With squirrel powers

(I didn't multi-post that Pimp-O guy was defiling this sacred thread.)

[ArcPaladinZero]

killed the flowerpots.

(Sorry Serge, my mistake.)

[ArcPaladinZero]

used to smite

[Serge]

those who steal

(dragon knights, please, no more sushi)

[Bottle]

leftover sushi from

(:D)

[Serge]

the Wuritl-and-Snarr-filled bottle.

(yes that's only three words, and gamn you Bottle)

[Bottle]

Mmm, cheese, said

[ArcPaladinZero]

let's all go

[KBHoleN1]

eat raw fish

[ArcPaladinZero]

and drink milk

[Duffman]

that has solidified

[ck1]

over millions of

[Dragon Knights]

Spider roll sushi

(yummmmmmmmmmm)

[BlackSyphon]

with tank treads

du

[Bottle]

and massive ears.

That sentence made absolutely no sense. Well done guys!

[Dragon Knights]

ate sushi that

[BlackSyphon]

grew into a

[KBHoleN1]

giant flaming dragon

[Dragon Knights]

that spit out

[Lich]

nasty defiled sushi

[Dragon Knights]

which is yucky

[01001001]

when its wet.

[Bottle]

Let's not discuss

[ArcPaladinZero]

throwing cows from

[Serge]

40-foot tall buildings;

(Dragon Knights, if you mention sushi one more time, you will be banned from this thread as well(!)) Okay so I can't do that but please no more sushi.

[Dragon Knights]

That eat rice

[Dragon Knights]

tempura and some

[Bottle]

double posting, which

[Dragon Knights]

Which Dragon Knights

[ArcPaladinZero]

should be shot

[Bottle]

at dawn for.

[Shadowmyst]

being too strong

[Dragon Knights]

and ruling over

[Ark Knight]

my weak slaves

[ArcPaladinZero]

which are potatoes.

[Ark Knight]

Then he later

[Shadowmyst]

pulverised all those