BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[Bohemianlikeyou]

crazy monkey turds

(250 posts! 1/4 of the way to 1000!)

[Pkay227]

that explode when...

[Logic]

crazy monkeys chant.

[Pkay227]

Thisreally isnomorethan threewords:Dsodealwithit

[Logic]

you are foolish,

[Bohemianlikeyou]

so now we

[Logic]

Shall conquer Middle-Earth.

[MasterGolem]

then we shall..

[ArcPaladinZero]

go home and

[Bohemianlikeyou]

play "Sorry!" until

[ArcPaladinZero]

killer Japanese robots

[Bohemianlikeyou]

came around (again!)

[ArcPaladinZero]

and destroyed the

[Bohemianlikeyou]

Super Star Destroyer.

[Logic]

that was terrorizing

[Bohemianlikeyou]

The countryside. Trogdor,

(Burninating the PEOPLE. Burninating the PEASANTS. TROGDORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!)

[MasterGolem]

then we eat...

[Pkay227]

chef bouyardi, because


(i can't spell)

[Aro23r]

it tastes like

[Pkay227]

poop, so i

[Bohemianlikeyou]

said, "hey! Teacher!

[Pkay227]

want to have....?

[Aro23r]

a mayo sandwich.... (hehehehe)

[ArcPaladinZero]

along with your

[S_K_O_F]

underage love slave?

(I know, i know, i know...it is inappropriate)

[Rescorlian]

Then the monkey

[Pkay227]

stole my plastic

[Bohemianlikeyou]

monkey ball (from the game!) then

[Aro23r]

flung his poo

[Furious_Angel]

in a moderators

[AzN_GuY]

arch-enemy's face. Furious_angel

*yea, you thought you had me Furious*

[Furious_Angel]

i'll kill you! (not part of story)

**azn get on AIM please**

[Rescorlian]

who loved it


:D:D:D buahahaha, i'm done

[Bohemianlikeyou]

so much, he

[Furious_Angel]

shot AzN_GuY in

[Bohemianlikeyou]

(NOTHING ABOUT OTHER POSTERS! THAT'S WHAT GOT THE THREAD DELETED LAST TIME!)

the nice, happy

[Furious_Angel]

heart, then Azn_GuY

[Bohemianlikeyou]

said, "let's make

[ArcPaladinZero]

cookies for the

[AzN_GuY]

little old lady

(yea, esp not a mod)

[ArcPaladinZero]

piloting a robot

[Bohemianlikeyou]

made of leather

[ALF_hates_you]

,because she is

[Furious_Angel]

one of the

[Bohemianlikeyou]

fembots of Doom!

[Logic]

was taking off

(man its late in spain!!)

[Bohemianlikeyou]

his batman pantaloons

[ArcPaladinZero]

because he is

[Rescorlian]

a miner who

[Aro23r]

craps himself every

[S_K_O_F]

(every)time S_K_O_F's mom

[Bohemianlikeyou]

came (to) my house


(YAY! 300th post, S_K_O_F!)

[ArcPaladinZero]

in her robot

(I'm obsessed if you didn't notice) :D

[Logic]

jumpsuit trying to

[ArcPaladinZero]

bake cookies with

[Logic]

her one eye.

[Aro23r]

However, because her

[S_K_O_F]

super-hero son S_K_O_F

[Omega_Paladin]

is a monkey

[Logic]

, she is depressed.

[Pkay227]

so she slapped...

[Bohemianlikeyou]

the gravy train.

[Pkay227]

then monkeys flung

[Bohemianlikeyou]

their smelly turds

[Pkay227]

at the drunk

[Furious_Angel]

who sat on

[Bohemianlikeyou]

the crazy bum.

[Furious_Angel]

A fox ran

[Bohemianlikeyou]

into Furious_Angels face

[Furious_Angel]

then shot the

[Bohemianlikeyou]

Dragon Tyrant in the

[Furious_Angel]

eyes so it

[Bohemianlikeyou]

would eat pizza.

[Furious_Angel]

Bunnies like too

[Bohemianlikeyou]

use correct grammar.

[Furious_Angel]

Have you ever

[Rescorlian]

made candy apples

[Pkay227]

out of eloping....

[Aro23r]

cherry trees while

[luke]

being sick over

[Pkay227]

with elephant-titus...so

[Rescorlian]

he used his

[Furious_Angel]

feet to serve

[Bohemianlikeyou]

The fried XBoxes

[Logic]

with blue cheese.

[Aro23r]

Then his chia-pet

[AzN_GuY]

was gifted to

[Bohemianlikeyou]

defeat the evil

[Cookie]

by being boring.

[Bohemianlikeyou]

Ignoring classification, it

[Cookie]

bored the wielder

[Furious_Angel]

Originally posted by Cookie
bored the wielder
what? whats that mean? (not part of story)

[Cookie]

"Ignoring classification, it bored the wielder..."

The person wielding the "Ch-Ch-Ch-CHIA" Pet became bored with it.

[Furious_Angel]

i feel stupid i still dont get it... (no part of story)

[Bohemianlikeyou]

Furious_Angel, being confused,

[bandit]

and hit the

[Furious_Angel]

dog in the

[S_K_O_F]

arse with many

[Bohemianlikeyou]

downed servers. Bills

[S_K_O_F]

is such a

[Furious_Angel]

moderator that he

[AzN_GuY]

Is absolutely the

[Furious_Angel]

best person on

[Bohemianlikeyou]

the face (of) pluto.

[Aro23r]

He eats when

[Omega_Paladin]

servers are down

[S_K_O_F]

and azn_guy poos

[Aro23r]

his last meal

[Al Caponeoni]

when servers (are) down.



*sorry for 4*

[Bohemianlikeyou]

Restating what (was) said,

[S_K_O_F]

Bohemianlikeyou eats poo!!!

[thrdflrmshr]

So anyway, the

[Omega_Paladin]

servers are down.

[S_K_O_F]

Anal-dwelling butt monkeys

[Omega_Paladin]

kill flaming pigs

[S_K_O_F]

with three feet

[Omega_Paladin]

because the French

[thrdflrmshr]

lost their fries

[S_K_O_F]

to the capitalists

[Omega_Paladin]

are fat Mcidiots

[S_K_O_F]

who will kick your ass!!!

(damnit...thats 5)

[Al Caponeoni]

The French tripped

[S_K_O_F]

over a line

[Omega_Paladin]

of French Toast

[S_K_O_F]

that was speckled

[Omega_Paladin]

with flaming snails

[S_K_O_F]

because they are

[Omega_Paladin]

from the I.S

[Bohemianlikeyou]

A, which means (the)

[Furious_Angel]

end of the

[Aro23r]

world is upon

[Omega_Paladin]

the flaming pigs

[Bohemianlikeyou]

who eat houses.

(almost 400!)

[S_K_O_F]

Once this happened,

(almost 400 what)

[Logic]

the pillsberry-dough-boy said;

[Cookie]

"Stop touching me!"

[Furious_Angel]

then he said, "

[Pkay227]

i'm having [a] seizure

[Aro23r]

because of your

[Bohemianlikeyou]

phat break dancing.

[Aro23r]

The word 'phat'

(Wow 27 pages)

[A.F.I.]

made the radioactive

[DragonAlex]

donkeys conquer the

[DragonAlex]

high school where

[DragonAlex]

fat teachers make

[A.F.I.]

love with hairy

[Bohemianlikeyou]

AOTCAs! (attack of the crazy acronyms!) Then he

[A.F.I.]

slept with bohemian's

[Izzard]

second cousin removed

[Bohemianlikeyou]

named "Taleeza" and

(1 more till 400!!!!! Just in time for Christmas eve! Let's get it to 500 before Christmas!)

[Izzard]

woke-up with an

[Bohemianlikeyou]

annoying headache and

(WOOOOOOO IZZARD 400!)

[A.F.I.]

hot girls squeezing

[Bohemianlikeyou]

his monkey balls

(FROM THE GAME!)

And...

200th post! PARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRTAY!

[insignifiGant]

They fell off

(the balls, that is)

[Jimm]

Then The girls

[Logic]

metamorphed into venti-frappacinnos,

(behind the story coverage!: hate on these girls with no regret.. infact, go juditso on their asses! yes.. these girls are the causes of the satan spawned "animporhs" series Gah!!! relentlessly did they tear the world appart with their lies, and deceitful hate crimes as they slowly filled our children's minds with the bilief that they themselves could "metamorph.. or.. animporph!!".. like poison seeping into a glass of cranberry juice they destroyed these childrens hopes and dreams as the children soon realized that they would never be able to fly.. yes.. fly ;-(. Such days are what have brought war upon the world, such days should not be muttered for fear of life's worse downfall.. a cage of no hope and death rushing into our lungs and slaying us like ants being slain upon the crushing and deadly brush of a fat person falling onto their homes.. just the thought of this is enough to make a person go insane, and it is happening as we speak. Hope and pray that we shall win this battle, slay these foul demons that haunt our world today.. for it is our only chance for life in this world.. if this is not granted to us upon the silver sky, then we will never be granted air again, and slowly billions of people will dissappear.. and be found again.... giant globs of wusabi floating around our world with wips in their hands and bloody halo's circling the 10 horns protruding from their skulls!.... ~.^ -- ^.~)

[Bohemianlikeyou]

(who) didn't know what

[Aro23r]

Logic posted big

[Bohemianlikeyou]

fat, honkin', juicy

[Aro23r]

, long posts that

[Bohemianlikeyou]

confuzzle people and make them wanna

(It's MY thread, damnit! I can break the rules once in a while. So can Furious_Angel, because he is the second in command;) )

[ArcPaladinZero]

call their mommy

[Logic]

less often because

[ArcPaladinZero]

they like to

[A.F.I.]

smother their butts (with)

[A.F.I.]

large obscene monkey

(srry 2 duble post i sm bored)

[Bohemianlikeyou]

dung. Double posting

(Oh yeah, and by the way, double or triple posting is not allowed to anyone. Just a reminder.)

[ArcPaladinZero]

is like eating

[Aro23r]

a giant vat

[Bohemianlikeyou]

of quadruple-stuffed oreos.

[Pkay227]

so i put

[Pkay227]

anal prob

[ArcPaladinZero]

in the small

[Bohemianlikeyou]

orifice in (my) boss's


(NO DOUBLE POSTING!)

[A.F.I.]

wife who squeezed

[Bohemianlikeyou]

someone's insane, crazy

(keep it clean...)

[ArcPaladinZero]

giant seizure robot

[Logic]

, and said "itakevisa,mastercard,checks,cash,andtheraremixture ofvomit,chocolate,andsnotinabluevasewithpurplediam onds(filledtothetop)".

(damn straight thats one word ;-p)

[Jimm]

On Next Thursday,

[ArcPaladinZero]

someone will eat

[Jimm]

Cheese that's been

[ArcPaladinZero]

in a giant

(bump on up :D )

[Logic]

slimey blob of

[Pkay227]

noodles. So-I-Went Cow-Tipping

Ohh yea

[ArcPaladinZero]

wearing a skirt

[A.F.I.]

feelin like shanaia-twain

[Pkay227]

then i stepped (in)

[A.F.I.]

the abyss o' sex

[Logic]

with a very

[A.F.I.]

short miniskirt on

[uknowwho42]

and began to

[insignifiGant]

disco dance. The

[ArcPaladinZero]

giant seizure robots

[insignifiGant]

went to the

[Aro23r]

seizure robot store

[Rescorlian]

and bought some

[ArcPaladinZero]

miniskirts for their

[silverdropone]

new friend, A.F.I.

[Aro23r]

, who i hear

[A.F.I.]

sleeps with Britney-Spears

[Aro23r]

, but has delusions

[Al Caponeoni]

of orange monkeys

[silverdropone]

eating his banana

[ArcPaladinZero]

and his grandmother

[A.F.I.]

.SilverDropOne is excessovely

[silverdropone]

good natured and

[Pkay227]

And (A) Silly Monkey

[ArcPaladinZero]

likes to have

[insignifiGant]

hot monkey love

[Pkay227]

with his grandmother

[insignifiGant]

all night long.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Girls next door

[A.F.I.]

sleep with me

[silverdropone]

against their will

(haha)

[max2k106]

but sometimes

[ArcPaladinZero]

robots eat the

[insignifiGant]

piles of crap

[A.F.I.]

.Girls sleep with-Me

[ArcPaladinZero]

that eat snowcones

[insignifiGant]

in his dreams.

[Aro23r]

Therefore, when he

[Ali]

eats his soup

[ArcPaladinZero]

his giant robot

[A.F.I.]

short-circuts because water

[silverdropone]

was everywhere and

[A.F.I.]

the cheerleaders squeezed

[ArcPaladinZero]

big hotdogs in

[A.F.I.]

the pants of

[insignifiGant]

Jesus Herbert Christ.

[Ali]

But before he

[A.F.I.]

stripped the cheerleader

[Aro23r]

he decided to

[A.F.I.]

strip other cheerleaders (of)

[ArcPaladinZero]

their daddy's cash

[Ali]

.he also knew

[A.F.I.]

cheerleaders were nude

[Burningskul45]

In the shower

[Rescorlian]

making Rescorlian happy!!! :D:D

(Wow this thread has gotten long!!!)

[A.F.I.]

these cheerleaders squeezed

[ArcPaladinZero]

large bananas in

(Someone is going to get bad thoughts about this... lol)

[Aro23r]

the grocery store

(see, no bad thoughts here)

[Rogue_Wolf]

all night long

[A.F.I.]

while thinking about

[insignifiGant]

Giant Seisure Robots.

[A.F.I.]

.The mutant miniskirt

[insignifiGant]

grabbed onto my

[Sam I Ain't]

extremely large blue

[A.F.I.]

mangos and squeezed.!!!

[insignifiGant]

Mangos and squeezed!!!!