BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[Ark Knight]

potatoes who became

[ArcPaladinZero]

french fries of

[Shadowmyst]

mindless and bodyless

[Ark Knight]

Shadowmyst's which (are) useless

[Serge]

couse. Sushi sucks!

[Shadowmyst]

just better (than) Ark Knight's

[Ark Knight]

lazy ass sword.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Swords made of

[Ark Knight]

mashed potatoes by

[Shadowmyst]

broken crapy glass

[Ark Knight]

made of my

[ArcPaladinZero]

jello cannon molds

[Shadowmyst]

and crapy ass

[ArcPaladinZero]

jello cannon balls!!!!

[Serge]

So sofa king

[ArcPaladinZero]

is me which

[Ark Knight]

sat on a sofa

[ArcPaladinZero]

and became KING!

[Bottle]

Hail the king.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Cheese rules all.

[Serge]

APZ is Sofa-King

[ArcPaladinZero]

jawsome that my

[Bottle]

cheese tastes really

[Serge]

bad. However, I

(Oh, god you are dirty bottle)

[Omega_Paladin]

am killing JFK

[Bottle]

with a shotgun.

*My bottles are 100% clean thank you very much... you could even drink out of them*

[Cephas]

In the meantime

(your bottles may be clean, but they sure use some filthy innuendo!)

[Bottle]

killer seizure robots

[Cephas]

seized Tokyo, killing

[Ark Knight]

killer seizure robots.

[Bottle]

Their deadly seizures

[Ark Knight]

robots killed killer

[Cephas]

seized the city

[Ark Knight]

and caught my
(dude... I didn't get that :confused: )

[Cephas]

plus two stick (not dirty...)

(sorry, we posted about the same time, I missed yours)

[Ark Knight]

and one minus

[Cephas]

plusminus funky fish

(I have NO idea where we're going)

[Bottle]

droppings. Now try

[Ark Knight]

eating some fish

[Cephas]

which taste the

[Bottle]

sea water all

[Ark Knight]

filled with fish.

[Bottle]

So, this guy

[Cephas]

who fished out

[Ark Knight]

a giant fish

[Cephas]

And said, "Something's

[Bottle]

fishy about this

[Cephas]

giant fish that

[ck1]

fishes giant giants

[Cephas]

but fishier still

[Communist]

when its wet

[Bottle]

and fishy," was

*read it through again and you'll get it*

[Shadowmyst]

surprised that his

[ArcPaladinZero]

feet smelled like

[Shadowmyst]

cooked fish liver

[ArcPaladinZero]

from the pits

[Shadowmyst]

which was probably

[ArcPaladinZero]

very smelly. Anyways,

[Shadowmyst]

he left for


*y r we the only ones posting here?*

[Cephas]

Neptune, to see

*because what you write makes no sense, and the rest of us can't follow...*

[ArcPaladinZero]

if there was

[Cephas]

in fact a

[ArcPaladinZero]

talking poo man

[Cephas]

called Winnie the

[Ark Knight]

poo man. Then

[Bottle]

I said goodnight.

[ArcPaladinZero]

I am hungry.

[Serge]

So the Hamburgalar

[Lord Achilles]

pooped on Serge

[SpartanX]

he ate it


some things are better left unknown

[Serge]

and puked on

[ArcPaladinZero]

a one-eyed dog.

[Shadowmyst]

cuz (he) hates dogs

[Lord Achilles]

alot. HOLY SHIT

[Shadowmyst]

I FORGOT ABOUT

[Lord Achilles]

BILLS, HE'S ON

[Shadowmyst]

AND I OWE

[Lord Achilles]

ACH MONEY. Rectums

[Dragon Knights]

random: Dragon Knights

[Lord Achilles]

(Continued from my post)
smell like peaches

[Shadowmyst]

but looks like


* Originally posted by Lord Achilles
(Continued from my post)
ACH MONEY. Rectums *
I don't get it

[Dragon Knights]

Dragon Knights is

[Lord Achilles]

the definition (of) n00b

[Shadowmyst]

just what (I) think

[Dragon Knights]

i really am (a)

[Shadowmyst]

dragon addict n00bie

[Lord Achilles]

who is penisless.

[Shadowmyst]

or a girl?

[Bottle]

Or both. N00bs

[Shadowmyst]

always love dragons (^_^)

[Serge]

All hail the

[Dragon Knights]

The Dragon Knights

[Lord Achilles]

except Dragon Knight

[Serge]

'cause he sucks

(I was hoping for bottle to post after me)

[Bottle]

and killer seizure

[ArcPaladinZero]

JAPANESE ROBOTS OF

[Serge]

the seizure-inducing variety

[Lich]

that blinded Homer

[ArcPaladinZero]

and doomed his

[Ark Knight]

donut-eating capabilties. He

[Cephas]

began a quest

[Bottle]

to regain them,

[Cephas]

he fought the

[ArcPaladinZero]

karate kid with

[Cephas]

bruised salamis, which

(there's nothing like salami in martial arts fighting!)

[ArcPaladinZero]

caused the kid

[Cephas]

to unleash his

[SpartanX]

big chicken that





i think that i shall never see a poem as lovely as a tree
YA RIGHT

[Bottle]

completely destroyed everyone

[Cephas]

while clucking the

(have I been destroyed? If I'm dead, does that make this a necro-post?)

[Bottle]

CLUCK OF DOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!1!!111!!!one!!

[Shadowmyst]

whatever he said

[Tama Drummer]

, he still shall

[Lord Achilles]

give Ach money

[Shadowmyst]

cuz (he) howes him

[Tama Drummer]

cuz (he) howes him?

[Lord Achilles]

Ach wants moolah

[Shadowmyst]

*i don't get anything of what were posting here*

[Serge]

So the magical

[Ark Knight]

Ark Knight (of) power

[Lord Achilles]

gave Ach money

[Ark Knight]

which (was) fake money

[Serge]

cuz ark is

(also ark, try to keep it under four words)

[Ark Knight]

the best ever.

[Shadowmyst]

and hates Achilles

[Ark Knight]

we killed his

PS: "His" is Lord Achilles from Achtopia ;)

[Bottle]

baby sister because

[Tama Drummer]

her eye googled

[SilverDestroyer]

and popped out

[Dragon Knights]

; Dragon Knights caught (the)

[SilverDestroyer]

big fat football

[Serge]

and he died.

[Dragon Knights]

he was ressurected

[ArcPaladinZero]

by pink flowers

[Dragon Knights]

and hes come (to)




p.s. Why do u guys hate me som much? is it becuz im fun to teaze or sumtin?

[Bottle]

annoy us all.

[sooner4life]

i just died

[Tama Drummer]

"so what?" said

[Bottle]

the world, and

[Tama Drummer]

then George Bush

[Cephas]

declared war on

[sooner4life]

the gay people

[Bottle]

for no reason

[Cephas]

other than that

[Lord Achilles]

Ach wants money.

[Bottle]

But he won't

[Lord Achilles]

give Ach money

[Bottle]

because he spends

[Lord Achilles]

so much money

[ArcPaladinZero]

on various things

[Lord Achilles]

like Antarctican hookers

[ArcPaladinZero]

that cost about

[Lord Achilles]

three bagillion pickles

[ArcPaladinZero]

and a bottle.

[Bottle]

Bottles are good

[Lord Achilles]

HOLY SHIT, LOOK

[Bottle]

AT THAT BOTTLE!

[ArcPaladinZero]

That's one special

[Cephas]

bottle of monkey

[Lord Achilles]

cantalope. My rectum

[ArcPaladinZero]

has an apple

[Bottle]

logded inside it

[ArcPaladinZero]

because the cat

[Bottle]

put one there.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Five-legged cats are

[Bottle]

quite unusual, unless

[ArcPaladinZero]

they have a

[Bottle]

very long tail,

[Lord Achilles]

pineapple for a

[Bottle]

brain and a

[ArcPaladinZero]

banana for a

[Bottle]

left nostril. And (no)

[Lord Achilles]

tonsel. Skof loves

[ArcPaladinZero]

to eat green

[Bottle]

pieces of paper,

[sooner4life]

that have been

[Lord Achilles]

pooped on by

[Bottle]

small furry ewoks

[Lord Achilles]

of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!! Fuck

[Bottle]

is a rude

[Tama Drummer]

little, small, tiny,

[Lord Achilles]

blanket that used

[Bottle]

to be eaten

[Lord Achilles]

by white supremisists

[Lich]

who killed achilles

[Bottle]

and necroposted him

[Lord Achilles]

to kill Lich

[Bottle]

with a banana

[sooner4life]

with a bananna

you copied me bottle

[Lord Achilles]

tomorrow. "In the

[sooner4life]

girls bathroom while

[Bottle]

Originally posted by sooner4life
with a bananna

you copied me bottle

How is that possible? I posted first...

we look around

[Lord Achilles]

for some girlys

[sooner4life]

but i was thinking that with out looking at yours

[sooner4life]

while on the

[Bottle]

loo. How about

[ArcPaladinZero]

we go swimming

[Lord Achilles]

in some urine

[Communist]

in the toliet

[Bottle]

? No, the toilet

[ArcPaladinZero]

will eat us.

[Bottle]

Fear the toilet.

[Communist]

I love Spam

[ArcPaladinZero]

and I hate

[Lord Achilles]

Give Ach money

[ArcPaladinZero]

because he is

[Communist]

not a communist

[ArcPaladinZero]

who are dumb.

[Communist]

communists arent dumb

[Lord Achilles]

"In the junlge

[ArcPaladinZero]

the mighty jungle

[Lord Achilles]

the lion sleeps

[Lich]

in a toilet!??!

[ArcPaladinZero]

You are dumb.

[Lord Achilles]

You ruined it.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Moving right along....

[Bottle]

Tonight, in the

[Lich]

discovery channel we
(bah u jerks :mad: )

[Bottle]

discovered something. So,

[ArcPaladinZero]

we decided to

[Bottle]

kill some old

[ArcPaladinZero]

ladies with a

[Bottle]

killer seizure robot

[ArcPaladinZero]

of unlimited DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

[sooner4life]

then we killed

[Bottle]

all the n00bs

[sooner4life]

with a big

[Bottle]

pump-action shotgun. The

[ArcPaladinZero]

almighty power of

[sooner4life]

big bannana farted

[ArcPaladinZero]

with the power

[sooner4life]

of the great

[ArcPaladinZero]

Godzilla who is

[sooner4life]

the gayest of

[Bottle]

all large monsters.

[Lord Achilles]

I have some

[Bottle]

money, so don't

[Lord Achilles]

kill the Africans

[iron-rain]

Who did

[Lord Achilles]

learn to count

[Bottle]

up to three?

[iron-rain]

With there fingers

[Lord Achilles]

Look at his post

[iron-rain]

of may 5th

[Bottle]

with two words.

[iron-rain]

that end with

[Bottle]

o and d.

[iron-rain]

Why is this

[ArcPaladinZero]

so unbelivubudlaactuously cool?

[Lord Achilles]

Because I'm here.