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Ark Knight
05-02-2004, 07:07 PM
potatoes who became

ArcPaladinZero
05-02-2004, 07:07 PM
french fries of

Shadowmyst
05-02-2004, 07:07 PM
mindless and bodyless

Ark Knight
05-02-2004, 07:08 PM
Shadowmyst's which (are) useless

Serge
05-02-2004, 07:08 PM
couse. Sushi sucks!

Shadowmyst
05-02-2004, 07:09 PM
just better (than) Ark Knight's

Ark Knight
05-02-2004, 07:09 PM
lazy ass sword.

ArcPaladinZero
05-02-2004, 07:10 PM
Swords made of

Ark Knight
05-02-2004, 07:10 PM
mashed potatoes by

Shadowmyst
05-02-2004, 07:11 PM
broken crapy glass

Ark Knight
05-02-2004, 07:11 PM
made of my

ArcPaladinZero
05-02-2004, 07:13 PM
jello cannon molds

Shadowmyst
05-02-2004, 07:13 PM
and crapy ass

ArcPaladinZero
05-02-2004, 07:16 PM
jello cannon balls!!!!

Serge
05-02-2004, 07:18 PM
So sofa king

ArcPaladinZero
05-02-2004, 07:19 PM
is me which

Ark Knight
05-02-2004, 07:19 PM
sat on a sofa

ArcPaladinZero
05-02-2004, 07:23 PM
and became KING!

Bottle
05-02-2004, 07:40 PM
Hail the king.

ArcPaladinZero
05-02-2004, 07:41 PM
Cheese rules all.

Serge
05-02-2004, 07:41 PM
APZ is Sofa-King

ArcPaladinZero
05-02-2004, 07:44 PM
jawsome that my

Bottle
05-02-2004, 08:35 PM
cheese tastes really

Serge
05-02-2004, 08:36 PM
bad. However, I

(Oh, god you are dirty bottle)

Omega_Paladin
05-02-2004, 10:15 PM
am killing JFK

Bottle
05-03-2004, 12:12 AM
with a shotgun.

*My bottles are 100% clean thank you very much... you could even drink out of them*

Cephas
05-03-2004, 06:18 AM
In the meantime

(your bottles may be clean, but they sure use some filthy innuendo!)

Bottle
05-03-2004, 07:25 AM
killer seizure robots

Cephas
05-03-2004, 07:31 AM
seized Tokyo, killing

Ark Knight
05-03-2004, 11:02 AM
killer seizure robots.

Bottle
05-03-2004, 11:25 AM
Their deadly seizures

Ark Knight
05-03-2004, 11:26 AM
robots killed killer

Cephas
05-03-2004, 11:26 AM
seized the city

Ark Knight
05-03-2004, 11:27 AM
and caught my
(dude... I didn't get that :confused: )

Cephas
05-03-2004, 11:30 AM
plus two stick (not dirty...)

(sorry, we posted about the same time, I missed yours)

Ark Knight
05-03-2004, 11:34 AM
and one minus

Cephas
05-03-2004, 11:37 AM
plusminus funky fish

(I have NO idea where we're going)

Bottle
05-03-2004, 11:41 AM
droppings. Now try

Ark Knight
05-03-2004, 11:42 AM
eating some fish

Cephas
05-03-2004, 11:44 AM
which taste the

Bottle
05-03-2004, 11:46 AM
sea water all

Ark Knight
05-03-2004, 11:46 AM
filled with fish.

Bottle
05-03-2004, 11:48 AM
So, this guy

Cephas
05-03-2004, 11:49 AM
who fished out

Ark Knight
05-03-2004, 11:50 AM
a giant fish

Cephas
05-03-2004, 01:14 PM
And said, "Something's

Bottle
05-03-2004, 01:31 PM
fishy about this

Cephas
05-03-2004, 01:32 PM
giant fish that

ck1
05-03-2004, 01:33 PM
fishes giant giants

Cephas
05-03-2004, 01:34 PM
but fishier still

Communist
05-03-2004, 01:36 PM
when its wet

Bottle
05-03-2004, 01:49 PM
and fishy," was

*read it through again and you'll get it*

Shadowmyst
05-03-2004, 02:10 PM
surprised that his

ArcPaladinZero
05-03-2004, 02:11 PM
feet smelled like

Shadowmyst
05-03-2004, 02:12 PM
cooked fish liver

ArcPaladinZero
05-03-2004, 02:13 PM
from the pits

Shadowmyst
05-03-2004, 02:14 PM
which was probably

ArcPaladinZero
05-03-2004, 02:15 PM
very smelly. Anyways,

Shadowmyst
05-03-2004, 02:16 PM
he left for


*y r we the only ones posting here?*

Cephas
05-03-2004, 02:19 PM
Neptune, to see

*because what you write makes no sense, and the rest of us can't follow...*

ArcPaladinZero
05-03-2004, 02:30 PM
if there was

Cephas
05-03-2004, 02:31 PM
in fact a

ArcPaladinZero
05-03-2004, 02:32 PM
talking poo man

Cephas
05-03-2004, 02:36 PM
called Winnie the

Ark Knight
05-03-2004, 02:39 PM
poo man. Then

Bottle
05-03-2004, 02:57 PM
I said goodnight.

ArcPaladinZero
05-03-2004, 03:09 PM
I am hungry.

Serge
05-03-2004, 03:27 PM
So the Hamburgalar

Lord Achilles
05-03-2004, 03:48 PM
pooped on Serge

SpartanX
05-03-2004, 05:33 PM
he ate it


some things are better left unknown

Serge
05-03-2004, 06:02 PM
and puked on

ArcPaladinZero
05-03-2004, 06:40 PM
a one-eyed dog.

Shadowmyst
05-03-2004, 06:49 PM
cuz (he) hates dogs

Lord Achilles
05-03-2004, 06:50 PM
alot. HOLY SHIT

Shadowmyst
05-03-2004, 06:51 PM
I FORGOT ABOUT

Lord Achilles
05-03-2004, 06:53 PM
BILLS, HE'S ON

Shadowmyst
05-03-2004, 06:54 PM
AND I OWE

Lord Achilles
05-03-2004, 06:57 PM
ACH MONEY. Rectums

Dragon Knights
05-03-2004, 07:01 PM
random: Dragon Knights

Lord Achilles
05-03-2004, 07:02 PM
(Continued from my post)
smell like peaches

Shadowmyst
05-03-2004, 07:07 PM
but looks like


* Originally posted by Lord Achilles
(Continued from my post)
ACH MONEY. Rectums *
I don't get it

Dragon Knights
05-03-2004, 07:15 PM
Dragon Knights is

Lord Achilles
05-03-2004, 07:16 PM
the definition (of) n00b

Shadowmyst
05-03-2004, 07:21 PM
just what (I) think

Dragon Knights
05-03-2004, 07:21 PM
i really am (a)

Shadowmyst
05-03-2004, 07:22 PM
dragon addict n00bie

Lord Achilles
05-03-2004, 07:23 PM
who is penisless.

Shadowmyst
05-03-2004, 07:24 PM
or a girl?

Bottle
05-03-2004, 07:27 PM
Or both. N00bs

Shadowmyst
05-03-2004, 07:27 PM
always love dragons (^_^)

Serge
05-03-2004, 07:28 PM
All hail the

Dragon Knights
05-03-2004, 07:29 PM
The Dragon Knights

Lord Achilles
05-03-2004, 07:35 PM
except Dragon Knight

Serge
05-03-2004, 07:37 PM
'cause he sucks

(I was hoping for bottle to post after me)

Bottle
05-03-2004, 08:26 PM
and killer seizure

ArcPaladinZero
05-03-2004, 08:29 PM
JAPANESE ROBOTS OF

Serge
05-03-2004, 08:30 PM
the seizure-inducing variety

Lich
05-03-2004, 08:31 PM
that blinded Homer

ArcPaladinZero
05-03-2004, 08:32 PM
and doomed his

Ark Knight
05-04-2004, 06:05 AM
donut-eating capabilties. He

Cephas
05-04-2004, 08:48 AM
began a quest

Bottle
05-04-2004, 10:56 AM
to regain them,

Cephas
05-04-2004, 11:59 AM
he fought the

ArcPaladinZero
05-04-2004, 12:05 PM
karate kid with

Cephas
05-04-2004, 12:06 PM
bruised salamis, which

(there's nothing like salami in martial arts fighting!)

ArcPaladinZero
05-04-2004, 12:08 PM
caused the kid

Cephas
05-04-2004, 12:11 PM
to unleash his

SpartanX
05-04-2004, 01:23 PM
big chicken that





i think that i shall never see a poem as lovely as a tree
YA RIGHT

Bottle
05-04-2004, 01:56 PM
completely destroyed everyone

Cephas
05-04-2004, 02:16 PM
while clucking the

(have I been destroyed? If I'm dead, does that make this a necro-post?)

Bottle
05-04-2004, 02:23 PM
CLUCK OF DOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!1!!111!!!one!!

Shadowmyst
05-04-2004, 04:35 PM
whatever he said

Tama Drummer
05-04-2004, 04:39 PM
, he still shall

Lord Achilles
05-04-2004, 04:40 PM
give Ach money

Shadowmyst
05-04-2004, 04:41 PM
cuz (he) howes him

Tama Drummer
05-04-2004, 04:43 PM
cuz (he) howes him?

Lord Achilles
05-04-2004, 04:50 PM
Ach wants moolah

Shadowmyst
05-04-2004, 04:58 PM
*i don't get anything of what were posting here*

Serge
05-04-2004, 05:15 PM
So the magical

Ark Knight
05-04-2004, 05:18 PM
Ark Knight (of) power

Lord Achilles
05-04-2004, 05:19 PM
gave Ach money

Ark Knight
05-04-2004, 05:22 PM
which (was) fake money

Serge
05-04-2004, 05:30 PM
cuz ark is

(also ark, try to keep it under four words)

Ark Knight
05-04-2004, 05:32 PM
the best ever.

Shadowmyst
05-04-2004, 05:33 PM
and hates Achilles

Ark Knight
05-04-2004, 05:34 PM
we killed his

PS: "His" is Lord Achilles from Achtopia ;)

Bottle
05-04-2004, 06:08 PM
baby sister because

Tama Drummer
05-04-2004, 06:10 PM
her eye googled

SilverDestroyer
05-04-2004, 06:17 PM
and popped out

Dragon Knights
05-04-2004, 06:26 PM
; Dragon Knights caught (the)

SilverDestroyer
05-04-2004, 06:31 PM
big fat football

Serge
05-04-2004, 06:34 PM
and he died.

Dragon Knights
05-04-2004, 06:40 PM
he was ressurected

ArcPaladinZero
05-04-2004, 07:30 PM
by pink flowers

Dragon Knights
05-04-2004, 08:13 PM
and hes come (to)




p.s. Why do u guys hate me som much? is it becuz im fun to teaze or sumtin?

Bottle
05-04-2004, 09:04 PM
annoy us all.

sooner4life
05-05-2004, 02:23 PM
i just died

Tama Drummer
05-05-2004, 02:24 PM
"so what?" said

Bottle
05-05-2004, 02:25 PM
the world, and

Tama Drummer
05-05-2004, 02:27 PM
then George Bush

Cephas
05-05-2004, 02:28 PM
declared war on

sooner4life
05-05-2004, 02:31 PM
the gay people

Bottle
05-05-2004, 02:32 PM
for no reason

Cephas
05-05-2004, 02:33 PM
other than that

Lord Achilles
05-05-2004, 02:36 PM
Ach wants money.

Bottle
05-05-2004, 02:36 PM
But he won't

Lord Achilles
05-05-2004, 02:38 PM
give Ach money

Bottle
05-05-2004, 02:40 PM
because he spends

Lord Achilles
05-05-2004, 02:49 PM
so much money

ArcPaladinZero
05-05-2004, 02:51 PM
on various things

Lord Achilles
05-05-2004, 02:52 PM
like Antarctican hookers

ArcPaladinZero
05-05-2004, 02:53 PM
that cost about

Lord Achilles
05-05-2004, 02:55 PM
three bagillion pickles

ArcPaladinZero
05-05-2004, 02:55 PM
and a bottle.

Bottle
05-05-2004, 02:56 PM
Bottles are good

Lord Achilles
05-05-2004, 02:56 PM
HOLY SHIT, LOOK

Bottle
05-05-2004, 02:57 PM
AT THAT BOTTLE!

ArcPaladinZero
05-05-2004, 02:57 PM
That's one special

Cephas
05-05-2004, 02:58 PM
bottle of monkey

Lord Achilles
05-05-2004, 02:58 PM
cantalope. My rectum

ArcPaladinZero
05-05-2004, 02:59 PM
has an apple

Bottle
05-05-2004, 03:01 PM
logded inside it

ArcPaladinZero
05-05-2004, 03:03 PM
because the cat

Bottle
05-05-2004, 03:03 PM
put one there.

ArcPaladinZero
05-05-2004, 03:04 PM
Five-legged cats are

Bottle
05-05-2004, 03:04 PM
quite unusual, unless

ArcPaladinZero
05-05-2004, 03:05 PM
they have a

Bottle
05-05-2004, 03:05 PM
very long tail,

Lord Achilles
05-05-2004, 03:05 PM
pineapple for a

Bottle
05-05-2004, 03:06 PM
brain and a

ArcPaladinZero
05-05-2004, 03:06 PM
banana for a

Bottle
05-05-2004, 03:06 PM
left nostril. And (no)

Lord Achilles
05-05-2004, 03:07 PM
tonsel. Skof loves

ArcPaladinZero
05-05-2004, 03:07 PM
to eat green

Bottle
05-05-2004, 03:07 PM
pieces of paper,

sooner4life
05-05-2004, 03:32 PM
that have been

Lord Achilles
05-05-2004, 03:33 PM
pooped on by

Bottle
05-05-2004, 03:34 PM
small furry ewoks

Lord Achilles
05-05-2004, 03:35 PM
of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!! Fuck

Bottle
05-05-2004, 03:35 PM
is a rude

Tama Drummer
05-05-2004, 03:37 PM
little, small, tiny,

Lord Achilles
05-05-2004, 03:38 PM
blanket that used

Bottle
05-05-2004, 03:38 PM
to be eaten

Lord Achilles
05-05-2004, 03:39 PM
by white supremisists

Lich
05-05-2004, 03:40 PM
who killed achilles

Bottle
05-05-2004, 03:41 PM
and necroposted him

Lord Achilles
05-05-2004, 03:42 PM
to kill Lich

Bottle
05-05-2004, 03:45 PM
with a banana

sooner4life
05-05-2004, 03:46 PM
with a bananna

you copied me bottle

Lord Achilles
05-05-2004, 03:46 PM
tomorrow. "In the

sooner4life
05-05-2004, 03:48 PM
girls bathroom while

Bottle
05-05-2004, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by sooner4life
with a bananna

you copied me bottle

How is that possible? I posted first...

we look around

Lord Achilles
05-05-2004, 03:50 PM
for some girlys

sooner4life
05-05-2004, 03:51 PM
but i was thinking that with out looking at yours

sooner4life
05-05-2004, 03:52 PM
while on the

Bottle
05-05-2004, 03:54 PM
loo. How about

ArcPaladinZero
05-05-2004, 03:56 PM
we go swimming

Lord Achilles
05-05-2004, 03:57 PM
in some urine

Communist
05-05-2004, 03:57 PM
in the toliet

Bottle
05-05-2004, 03:58 PM
? No, the toilet

ArcPaladinZero
05-05-2004, 03:58 PM
will eat us.

Bottle
05-05-2004, 03:59 PM
Fear the toilet.

Communist
05-05-2004, 03:59 PM
I love Spam

ArcPaladinZero
05-05-2004, 03:59 PM
and I hate

Lord Achilles
05-05-2004, 04:00 PM
Give Ach money

ArcPaladinZero
05-05-2004, 04:00 PM
because he is

Communist
05-05-2004, 04:01 PM
not a communist

ArcPaladinZero
05-05-2004, 04:02 PM
who are dumb.

Communist
05-05-2004, 04:03 PM
communists arent dumb

Lord Achilles
05-05-2004, 04:03 PM
"In the junlge

ArcPaladinZero
05-05-2004, 04:03 PM
the mighty jungle

Lord Achilles
05-05-2004, 04:04 PM
the lion sleeps

Lich
05-05-2004, 04:04 PM
in a toilet!??!

ArcPaladinZero
05-05-2004, 04:05 PM
You are dumb.

Lord Achilles
05-05-2004, 04:05 PM
You ruined it.

ArcPaladinZero
05-05-2004, 04:07 PM
Moving right along....

Bottle
05-05-2004, 04:09 PM
Tonight, in the

Lich
05-05-2004, 04:31 PM
discovery channel we
(bah u jerks :mad: )

Bottle
05-05-2004, 04:33 PM
discovered something. So,

ArcPaladinZero
05-05-2004, 04:33 PM
we decided to

Bottle
05-05-2004, 05:13 PM
kill some old

ArcPaladinZero
05-05-2004, 05:17 PM
ladies with a

Bottle
05-05-2004, 05:19 PM
killer seizure robot

ArcPaladinZero
05-05-2004, 05:19 PM
of unlimited DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

sooner4life
05-05-2004, 05:28 PM
then we killed

Bottle
05-05-2004, 05:28 PM
all the n00bs

sooner4life
05-05-2004, 05:29 PM
with a big

Bottle
05-05-2004, 05:31 PM
pump-action shotgun. The

ArcPaladinZero
05-05-2004, 05:32 PM
almighty power of

sooner4life
05-05-2004, 05:32 PM
big bannana farted

ArcPaladinZero
05-05-2004, 05:33 PM
with the power

sooner4life
05-05-2004, 05:34 PM
of the great

ArcPaladinZero
05-05-2004, 05:34 PM
Godzilla who is

sooner4life
05-05-2004, 05:35 PM
the gayest of

Bottle
05-05-2004, 06:05 PM
all large monsters.

Lord Achilles
05-05-2004, 06:06 PM
I have some

Bottle
05-05-2004, 07:16 PM
money, so don't

Lord Achilles
05-05-2004, 07:17 PM
kill the Africans

iron-rain
05-05-2004, 07:20 PM
Who did

Lord Achilles
05-05-2004, 07:20 PM
learn to count

Bottle
05-05-2004, 07:21 PM
up to three?

iron-rain
05-05-2004, 07:22 PM
With there fingers

Lord Achilles
05-05-2004, 07:22 PM
Look at his post

iron-rain
05-05-2004, 07:23 PM
of may 5th

Bottle
05-05-2004, 07:24 PM
with two words.

iron-rain
05-05-2004, 07:25 PM
that end with

Bottle
05-05-2004, 07:30 PM
o and d.

iron-rain
05-05-2004, 07:33 PM
Why is this

ArcPaladinZero
05-05-2004, 07:34 PM
so unbelivubudlaactuously cool?

Lord Achilles
05-05-2004, 07:38 PM
Because I'm here.