BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[ArcPaladinZero]

5000 posts kids.

(That's 5000 posts on this thread and 4999 replies, Bottle you do have the 5000th reply.)

[Bottle]

The 5000th reply!

Edit: or even the 5001st:( :( :(

Edit edit: ok now I'm confused.

[Lord Achilles]

Ach says "Huh?"

[ArcPaladinZero]

And the thread

[Lord Achilles]

turned into a

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOT

[iron-rain]

who loves the

[ArcPaladinZero]

THINGY OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Iron you messed up my post GRRR)

[Lord Achilles]

Ach is bitchin'

[ArcPaladinZero]

and smelly when

[Bottle]

he posts. Now

[Lord Achilles]

I have to

[ArcPaladinZero]

go find some

[Bottle]

*fine. Don't edit then, Ach. Just ignore me, why don't you.*

[Lord Achilles]

black people to

[iron-rain]

come over here

[ArcPaladinZero]

and cause chaos.

[iron-rain]

With their peeps

[Bottle]

who are annoying

[iron-rain]

with there guns

[ArcPaladinZero]

and lack of

[iron-rain]

bullets. they are

[ArcPaladinZero]

really really stupid.

[Bottle]

(and) not able (to) spell

[ArcPaladinZero]

anything whatsoever correctly.

[iron-rain]

With roman alphabet

[Bottle]

systems in use,

[ArcPaladinZero]

we will all

[iron-rain]

Die in pain

[Bottle]

. Capital letters shouldn't

[iron-rain]

be used with

[ArcPaladinZero]

bE usED AT

[Bottle]

*ignores iron-rain*

inapproprate times. Only

[iron-rain]

the store with

[ArcPaladinZero]

big laser guns

[Bottle]

sells laser guns.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Cows with laser

[Bottle]

guns have unlimited

[ArcPaladinZero]

flying powers to

[Bottle]

roam the earth

[ArcPaladinZero]

and sing songs.

[iron-rain]

They love to

[Bottle]

ban iron-rain for

[iron-rain]

sorry ill leave

[Omega_Paladin]

lieing his arse

[Bottle]

*ignores iron-rain*

off about his

[iron-rain]

IQ

[Omega_Paladin]

and hot-dog supply

[ArcPaladinZero]

which consists of

[Bottle]

about 3 lumpy

[Omega_Paladin]

monkeys eating fruit

[ArcPaladinZero]

jello molds that

[Lich]

destory peoples insides

[Bottle]

(and) explode on impact

[ArcPaladinZero]

because of their

[Omega_Paladin]

kill my soul

[Bottle]

properties. Dancing bananas

[ArcPaladinZero]

can lower your

[Omega_Paladin]

pizza supply because

[ArcPaladinZero]

the banana makes

[Bottle]

them eat themselves.

[Omega_Paladin]

people stare in

[ArcPaladinZero]

to space to

[Bottle]

try and discover

[Dragon Knights]

Dragon Knights hair

[Omega_Paladin]

large, flaming, celestial

[Bottle]

bodies that appear

[Omega_Paladin]

to be purple

[ArcPaladinZero]

and shaped like

[Omega_Paladin]

the President Of

[Bottle]

Hey ya. Shake

[Omega_Paladin]

it like a

[Bottle]

polaroid picture. Hey

[Omega_Paladin]

ya, come and

[Bottle]

post here guys

[noidea]

dont let this

[Bottle]

great thread die!

[SpartanX]

deep purple is

[Bottle]

a colour which

[Communist]

has no meaning

[Lord Achilles]

*smooooooooooke on the

[Communist]

excellent tastin weed

[Lord Achilles]

waaaaterrrr! Bah! Bah!

[Bottle]

Hmm. Anyway, how

[Communist]

do they make

[Bottle]

chocolate you ask?

[iron-rain]

a picture with

[Communist]

crap on it

[SpartanX]

is thrown in

[Communist]

a mosh pit

[Bottle]

and eaten by

[Communist]

a crazy nazi

[Bottle]

and then that

[Communist]

crazy nazi went

[Bottle]

and killed all

[Communist]

mexicans in japan

[Bottle]

, and that's how.:D

*read it through again and it makes (kinda) sense*

[Communist]

Babies are made

[Bottle]

from sugar and

[SpartanX]

nails and little

[Communist]

bits of sperm

[Bottle]

and toilet rolls.

[Communist]

this thread is

[Bottle]

the finest ever

[Communist]

to post whore

[Bottle]

on. Why not

[Communist]

lick a monkey?

[Bottle]

Nah. Too smelly.

[Communist]

That is quite

[Shadowmyst]

disgusting isnt it?

[Communist]

I like chicken

[Bottle]

, tastes like cats.

[Shadowmyst]

not as bad

[Communist]

as ugly rats

[Shadowmyst]

or newborn brats

[Bottle]

that eat mice

[Communist]

are evil little

[Lord Achilles]

twits of doom

[Bottle]

who should die.

*Guys, read the first few pages of this thread. Try and make it a bit more like that, ok? It was more fun*

[iron-rain]

in a way

[Communist]

. Bottle walks-to giant

[ArcPaladinZero]

feet that stumble

[Bottle]

over the cobbles

[h()()t]

but that makes

[Communist]

little people angry

[Bottle]

because they have

[Communist]

no height whatsoever

[Bottle]

except for that

[Communist]

little tiny hat

[h()()t]

that is in

[Communist]

or on his

[ramza1]

tiny little wallet

[Communist]

that is full

[ramza1]

of very large

[Communist]

100 dollar bills

[ramza1]

which he-got from

[Bottle]

posting 4 words.

[Communist]

Geogre W. Bush.

[ramza1]

who went to



are we the only ones listening to this

[iron-rain]

Is with the

[Communist]

the devil since




im going to stop someone else posts on this,

[ramza1]

your mommas house

[Bottle]

makes no sense.

[ramza1]

and the toilet

[Communist]

Lets start over

[ramza1]

what do you mean only posts here?

[Communist]

(not part of story im sorry) this is the only place youve posted and theve been really gay. your killing this thread

[ramza1]

tell me where else i should post
i would be playing and not even joined the forum if the servers were still up

[Bottle]

Starting AGAIN. If any n00bs post here I will ban them.

So, this guy

[Communist]

walks to-my door

[Bottle]

and kills me,

[Communist]

now i am

[Bottle]

dead. What a

[Communist]

crappy way to

[Lord Achilles]

not pay Ach!

[ArcPaladinZero]

Let's all run

[Communist]

to a far

[ArcPaladinZero]

away land located

[Lord Achilles]

dinosaur rectum that

[Communist]

in stalingrad,russia

[ArcPaladinZero]

where the heat

[Lord Achilles]

ate Aro's arm

[ArcPaladinZero]

and the snow

[Communist]

was yellow snow

[Lord Achilles]

because the virus

[Communist]

had made it

[Lord Achilles]

impossible to knee

[ArcPaladinZero]

random people in

[Communist]

since it was

[ArcPaladinZero]

very deadly to

[Communist]

little talking hamsters

[ArcPaladinZero]

that have three

[Communist]

fingers on their

[ArcPaladinZero]

left leg. Cops

[Communist]

love to eat

[iron-rain]

Donuts in the

[sOOisiDal]

big russian house

[Communist]

since russia rules

[pyro230]

they will die

[sOOisiDal]

they all made


EDIT ah pyro got me


fat sweaty deaths

[Dragon Knights]

Spider roll sushi

[Communist]

tastes good in

[sOOisiDal]

Spider roll sushi


what does that have 2 do with sweaty deaths?

[Communist]

Originally posted by sOOisiDal
what does that have 2 do with sweaty deaths? i hate it when noobs do that but try to go along with it and maybe hell relize that, he made a stupid comment and wont do it agaoin

[sOOisiDal]

tastes good in


big russian belltbuttons

[Communist]

but sometimes it

[ArcPaladinZero]

is good for

[Dragon Knights]

gets moldy and



(rate my signature from 1 - 10 and 10 being the best)

[Communist]

all smelly and

[Dragon Knights]

and just doesnt

[Communist]

look like a

[Dragon Knights]

guy that's named

[ArcPaladinZero]

Rod Pounder. The

[Communist]

man who was

[sOOisiDal]

is good for

gets moldy and


ok dragon knights this is a STORY not a "just post 3 words u like" thread u need CONTINUITY

[Dragon Knights]

(the guys name was suppose to be bob) eating breakfast in

[Communist]

Originally posted by Dragon Knights
(the guys name was suppose to be bob) guy was doing YOU ARE A STUPID RETARD I JUST SAID SOMETHING TOTALLY DIFFERENT

[Dragon Knights]

thats just becuz urs got posted b4 mine.

[Bottle]

STOP!

Start again.

(The man who was eating breakfast in)

pyjamas was far

[Communist]

in the corner


my god when this dragon guy says something in this place ignore everything and lsiten to the TWS behind his post

[sOOisiDal]

showing off his

[Communist]

cool sexy pjs

[Bottle]

and eating toast

[Communist]

with peanutbutter jam,

[Bottle]

while making bananas

[Communist]

right from scratch




(500 post, arent i a whore:p :D )

[Bottle]

. Bananas are good

*Commie, 500 posts in 2 weeks isn't healthy... most of your posts don't make sense too... try thinking before you post. Even post whores do that. You seem to be aiming only for getting as many posts as you can the whole time... try posting in the strategy sections instead for a while. Post count, believe it or not, isn't the be-all and end-all on this forum.*

[ArcPaladinZero]

for fixing cars

[Bottle]

with broken axles,

[ArcPaladinZero]

bananas are also

[Bottle]

good at dancing

[ArcPaladinZero]

on top of

[Bottle]

OutKast songs and

[ArcPaladinZero]

driving bigwheels backwards.

[Bottle]

That takes skill.

[Communist]

We think CJS

[ArcPaladinZero]

will eventually take

[Communist]

a suicidal attempt

[roamingstorm]

because of his

[Communist]

recent forum activites

[roamingstorm]

which were caused

[Communist]

by only himself.

[roamingstorm]

for he had

[Communist]

the sentence was over moron ignore start over


This guy just

[Lord Achilles]

won't go away

[Communist]

and is so

[Lord Achilles]

very gay. Kill

[Communist]

all of the

[Bottle]

evil commies because

[Communist]

I am one.:(

[Bottle]

The commie died

[Communist]

becuase nobody liked

[Bottle]

purple cheese icecream.

[Communist]

When I was

[Bottle]

10, I had

[Communist]

a cool little

[Bottle]

killer seizure robot

[Office_Shredder]

that kills seizures

[Bottle]

using robotic powers,

[sOOisiDal]

bakes salty monkeys

[Bottle]

and ate bananas.

[sOOisiDal]

thru his butt

[Bottle]

Periods indict ends

[Bottle]

of sentences. N00b.

[sOOisiDal]

BOTTLE DOULBE POSTER

[iron-rain]

who is very

[Bottle]

intelligent and cool.:cool:

[ArcPaladinZero]

Pennies are very

[iron-rain]

Copperish and are

[ferrari]

good for eating