BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[iron-rain]

with sharp objects.

[Lord Achilles]

My wiener weighs

[ArcPaladinZero]

about one ounce.

[iron-rain]

The womens leg

[Bottle]

was 3 feet

[iron-rain]

with a freckle

[Bottle]

on it's toe

[iron-rain]

That was infected

(Infected was spelled right, tha was there for just because)

[Lord Achilles]

you can't spell

[iron-rain]

the word infected

[Lord Achilles]

because you suck

[Bottle]

mint flavoured tic-tacs.

[Tama Drummer]

Once upon a...

[iron-rain]

time the little

[Lord Achilles]

Hahahaha Iron, puredudoc was pissed at me.

[Omega_Paladin]

Ach screws donkeys. (Period)

[ArcPaladinZero]

Meanwhile back at

[Omega_Paladin]

Achs donkey farm

[ArcPaladinZero]

where Ach was

[Lord Achilles]

sorry, he mistaked

[Omega_Paladin]

donkey for human

[Bottle]

and ate one

[Omega_Paladin]

big huge ass

[ArcPaladinZero]

pancake of dooooooom!

[Bottle]

The pancake attacked

[ArcPaladinZero]

Ach and his

[ReNeGAdE]

new found frog

[ArcPaladinZero]

which is purple.

[Bottle]

This caused Ach

[SpartanX]

to run and

those who fear the dark have not seen what the light can do
Akroma angel of rath

[Omega_Paladin]

grab a donkey



*what the HELL was this doing at the bottom of the page*

[LondonJack]

by the balls

[ArcPaladinZero]

which made it

[Dragon Knights]

cry out in

[ArcPaladinZero]

pain. Then it

[Dragon Knights]

went to a

[Bottle]

beauty salon and

[ReNeGAdE]

had the lady

[ArcPaladinZero]

perm its 'fro.

[Bottle]

Ach decided that

[ReNeGAdE]

he was pretty,

[Darrington]

and sessy so

[Communist]

i raped him.

[iron-rain]

Why is it

[ArcPaladinZero]

that stupid people

[iron-rain]

love to play

[ArcPaladinZero]

with knives and

[iron-rain]

and forks while

[Omega_Paladin]

BUMPITY BUMPITY BUMPITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bottle]

sat on (a) wall,

[ArcPaladinZero]

he was screaming

[Omega_Paladin]

BUMPITY BUMPITY BUMPITY!!!!!!!!


(They gave him that name for a reason you know....)

[Bottle]

So the cheese

[Omega_Paladin]

went to hell

[Asmodeus]

And drowned in

(Has anyone else actually found the time to read 354 pages of this?)

[ReNeGAdE]

Omega's vital fluids.

[Omega_Paladin]

But why were

[Bottle]

people eating cheese

[Say What?]

that looks like

[Bottle]

large furry animals?

[Communist]

Bottle loves to

[Tama Drummer]

eat tar and

[Bottle]

destroy all n00bs

[SpartanX]

he also enjoys...




those who fear the light have not seen what the darkness can do selena, dark angel

[ck1]

killing more n00bs

[Bottle]

such as ck1

[ArcPaladinZero]

and H()()T. Sometimes

[Communist]

people like that

[ArcPaladinZero]

need to be

[Communist]

more like communists

[ArcPaladinZero]

and eat some

[Communist]

very tasty babies.

[LondonJack]

Then Madame Wombat

[Communist]

went to the

[ArcPaladinZero]

store and bought

[SpartanX]

alot of cheese


those who fear the darkness have never seen what the light can do, selena dark angel

[Bottle]

to feed to

[MokoToko]

her pet marmot

[Bottle]

which then proceeded

[SpartanX]

to lick the




those who fear darkness havent seen what light can do, selena dark angel

[Bottle]

MASTER CAT (OF) DOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!1!!1111ONE1!!1!11ONE!!

[ArcPaladinZero]

Cats are good

[Bottle]

if they're fat

[ArcPaladinZero]

and covered in

[Bottle]

goo-ey petroleum jelly

[ArcPaladinZero]

and thrown from

[Bottle]

purple cheese icecream

[ArcPaladinZero]

monsters that need

[Bottle]

the Snafu to

[Omega_Paladin]

bring about Armageddon.


(I just wrote that because it worked, Armageddon was the place where the four horse men gathered)

[Dark*Demon]

to shoot a bird

[Communist]

Ok moron that is four words, and he ended the sentence TWS n00b. START OVER

I went to

[Jeffery]

shoot a commie,


*just joking with ya Commie*

[Lord Achilles]

with my penis

[Communist]

and then i

[Bottle]

accidentally fell over

[Communist]

my condo roof.

[ArcPaladinZero]

It's good to

[Bottle]

eat cheese when

[ArcPaladinZero]

drinking large quantities

[Bottle]

of liquified bananas

[ArcPaladinZero]

which are refered

[Bottle]

to hereafter as

[ArcPaladinZero]

LIQUNANA! It's fun

[Bottle]

to drink liqunana

[Omega_Paladin]

unless I come

[Bottle]

from Transylvannia. This

[Dark*Demon]

dog pooped on

[Bottle]

soothesayer, causing him

[SpartanX]

to trip on (a)




two little goblin went out in the sun down came a griffen and then there was one.

[Bottle]

upturned stick, which

[K~A~M]

loves divine right ;) .

[ArcPaladinZero]

Half is better

[ck1]

but little is

[Omega_Paladin]

known of APZs

[Communist]

who are very

[ArcPaladinZero]

bored right now.

(Commie OP's post means APZ's)

[Omega_Paladin]

My Twin Turbo

(Correct me again and I'll kill you. Ever wonder why Smarr disappeared?)

[ArcPaladinZero]

which is beautifully

(You can't kill the almighty APZ)

[Dark*Demon]

was fully charged

[ArcPaladinZero]

with piles of

(You made no sense... you person...)

[iron-rain]

murcurycyanide and left

(i remember him)

[Dark*Demon]

to NEW York
(well SORRY!!)

[Bottle]

(mmm, Hg(CN)2... and you are still not making sense, so I'll ignore you)

with a bang

[Omega_Paladin]

2nd page bad....

[Bottle]

...1st page good!

[ArcPaladinZero]

Doom shall come

[Ali]

and i shall

[ArcPaladinZero]

jump off of

[Bottle]

a tall cliff

[ArcPaladinZero]

into a pit

[Bottle]

of unlimited dooooooooom,

[Communist]

where monkeys will

[Ali]

bathe me with-rich-oils-and-give-me-lots-of-money!!!!

(i love the hyphen :D)

[Bottle]

Ignoring grammatical fluctuations,

[Omega_Paladin]

we press on.

[Bottle]

So whatever happened,

[Omega_Paladin]

I killed him.

[Bottle]

Riiiiiiight. Leaving this

[Omega_Paladin]

but you're dead.

[Bottle]

Shut up. Fools

[Omega_Paladin]

like Bottle, die.

[Bottle]

But The Bottle

[Omega_Paladin]

was already dead.

[Bottle]

The Bottle can't!

*She is immortal*

[Omega_Paladin]

The bottle died.

[Bottle]

For goodness sake...

[Omega_Paladin]

...the bottle died!

[Bottle]

Returning to TWSing,

[Omega_Paladin]

where Bottle died.

[Bottle]

My 3000th post!

*Fireworks in background*

[Omega_Paladin]

Yay my Four Thousand Fifty Sixth post!




heheh, losers...

[Bottle]

7 words? Omega.

*tuts slowly at Omega*

[Omega_Paladin]

*Slaps Bottle silly*


-i got to spell everything else out for you so I figure this would ahve to be in plain english too-



:D

[Bottle]

Let's get back to the TWS, eh?

Tutting at Omega

[Omega_Paladin]

There was a

[Bottle]

large annoying n00b

[SpartanX]

who liked to



i would almost pitty my enimies if it wasnt so amusing watching them die. ----- tsabo tavac phyrexian general

[Tama Drummer]

be large and

[Bottle]

annoying, and his

[Tama Drummer]

butt was so

[Bottle]

large and annoying

[Shadowmyst]

that he had

[Tama Drummer]

wear pants that

[Bottle]

*that he had (to) wear pants that...*

were large and

[ArcPaladinZero]

required a belt

[BlackSyphon]

to eat chashews

[Bottle]

and annoy people.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Sometimes it's good

[h()()t]

to wear big

[ArcPaladinZero]

shoes for walking

[Shadowmyst]

down the stairs

*what the hell are we talking about??*

[ArcPaladinZero]

to HELL! Pencils

(Nothing really... just carrying on about random things.)

[Bottle]

on page 2?

*post post post guys*

[Omega_Paladin]

BURN BURN BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bottle]

Mmm, toast. Xyxaxyz2

[Omega_Paladin]

the high horse

[cs_zero]

( this almost whent to the 2nd page )

ate alot of

[Bottle]

n00bs for breakfast

[ArcPaladinZero]

and attempted to

[Bottle]

liberalise the forums,

[ArcPaladinZero]

he also is

[cs_zero]

i cant belive u guys...this was at the bottom of the 3RD thats right, the 3RD page!!!! *shakes head*
(this was not part of the story)

[ArcPaladinZero]

very short and

[Bottle]

quite frustrating to

[ArcPaladinZero]

listen to because

[Link9]

the new king

[ArcPaladinZero]

of town is

[Bottle]

a purple turtle.

[Link9]

Lets give Penguinator

[Glamdring]

something in his

[BlackSyphon]

least interest, like

[ArcPaladinZero]

a bowl of

[Bottle]

orange striped hedgehogs

[ArcPaladinZero]

cooked to a

[Bottle]

T! That'll make

[ArcPaladinZero]

your face turn

[Bottle]

into a mangled

[ArcPaladinZero]

purple frowning yet

Edit: Almost forgot.... this is my 1000th post on this thread. :D

[Bottle]

extremely loveable monstrosity,

[ArcPaladinZero]

this is bad.

[Bottle]

So instead, let's

[ArcPaladinZero]

run around and

[Link9]

kick some of

[Bottle]

the local n00bs

[Link9]

and take them

[cheeseman]

to Neverland and

[Bottle]

eat them with

[cheeseman]

with cheesebread sidedish!!!

[Bottle]

*with with?*

Ignoring such stupidity,

[ArcPaladinZero]

stupidity which can

[Dark*Demon]

kill you badly

[ArcPaladinZero]

all the time,

[Bottle]

we move swiftly

[Jeffery]

but try to

[Communist]

stay away from

[Bottle]

uncompromising people who

[Communist]

dont share toys!:mad:

[BlackSyphon]

There was meat-grindings

[Bottle]

*it's either: there was meat-grinding OR there were meat-grindings*

There were meat-grindings

inside the house

[ArcPaladinZero]

where Ach lives.

[Link9]

Where are you?

[ArcPaladinZero]

I don't know.

[Bottle]

Personally, I'm inside

[noidea]

your body with

[ArcPaladinZero]

a cat sitting

[Link9]

in a doom

[ArcPaladinZero]

in a dooming

(That might have made a bit more sense)

place called Texas.

[stryder]

while he eats

[ArcPaladinZero]

various types of

(Do people just ignore grammar?)

[cheeseman]

awesome cheese products!!!!!!:D

[ArcPaladinZero]

People are dumb.

[Jeffery]

So kill them.

[ArcPaladinZero]

If you insist.

[cheeseman]

Use commas, people.

[Bottle]

Well, ok, I

[ArcPaladinZero]

like commas, anywho,

[Bottle]

we, y' know,

[Link9]

cheeseman,they are

[Communist]

so,darn smelly

[ArcPaladinZero]

and not cool.

(Neither is my thread on the second page.)

[Bottle]

(Your thread?)

The second page

[Omega_Paladin]

WENT TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bottle]

Because the TWS

[Link9]

is inside of

[Bottle]

The Bottle, we

[cheeseman]

all live in





*******TWS = ??*******

[Bottle]

The Bottle. We

[cheeseman]

dwell inside TheBottle.

**TWS means..?**

[Bottle]

(The) Three Word Story