BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[cheeseman]

is mighty cheese-tastic

oooh thats what TWS means.. :o :(

[Bottle]

and eats n00bs

[cheeseman]

with catsup and

[ArcPaladinZero]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS!!!!!!!!

(Yeah, they can be eaten...)

[Communist]

When I was

[ArcPaladinZero]

a little lad

[Dark*Demon]

i killed a

[Communist]

a dog who

[Bottle]

(I killed a a dog who?)

*continues from Demon's post*

dog who barked

[Communist]

way too much,

( my bad on that one sorry about that)

[Bottle]

because it was

[ArcPaladinZero]

running up and

[Bottle]

down on my

[ArcPaladinZero]

back like a

[Bottle]

deranged hedgehog that

[Communist]

freaky monkey like

[paulk6]

Bottle which is

[ArcPaladinZero]

actually not a

[Tama Drummer]

bottle but a

[Glamdring]

representative sent by

[Tama Drummer]

Seed made to

[Glamdring]

determine the true

[Tama Drummer]

killer of the

[blazedaces]

murder at Elm

[Glamdring]

Street. Death by

[Tama Drummer]

spoon was what

[Glamdring]

drove him to

[Tama Drummer]

eat the red

[Glamdring]

, gargantuan, and terribly

[Bottle]

pickled banana with

[Glamdring]

unforseen powers that

[Communist]

could destroy the

[Omega_Paladin]

the entire freakin

[Lord Achilles]

genitalia of Hitler

[Omega_Paladin]

despite their tiny

[Utamaro]

Stubby ass fingures.

[Omega_Paladin]

FLAMING DEATH TO

[Lord Achilles]

SEED FOR NOT

[Omega_Paladin]

PISTOL WHIPPING ACH!!!!!!

[Glamdring]

In response to

[Omega_Paladin]

Achs hose beating

[ck1]

said " Eureka, my

[ArcPaladinZero]

foot has turned

[ck1]

into a cow!"

[blazedaces]

with no feet

[ArcPaladinZero]

is a bad

[Link9]

(i little more and this threat was forgot, i think will be good to make it sticky)


idea to make

[ArcPaladinZero]

spoons as weapons.

[ck1]

My cow is

[Communist]

missing one utter

[ArcPaladinZero]

because of the

[h()()t]

big evil hotdog

[Communist]

with utter chopping

[ArcPaladinZero]

teeth that can

[blazedaces]

turn people into

[Bottle]

mere mangled remains.

[ArcPaladinZero]

So, this guy

[blazedaces]

Is SO UGLY!

[ArcPaladinZero]

Anyways, this girl

[blazedaces]

Better be hot

[Omega_Paladin]

HIJACK! There was

[Bottle]

a flashing neon

[Omega_Paladin]

Eclipse that sucked

[ArcPaladinZero]

due to its

[Omega_Paladin]

stupid ricey bodykit

[ArcPaladinZero]

and pathetic 147

[Omega_Paladin]

front wheel horsepower.

[h()()t]

with a big

[Office_Shredder]

hamster in a wheel

[Dark*Demon]

that ran 1000

[Bottle]

nanometres in 39

[SpartanX]

milliseconds before it



the smallest things can make the biggest difference.. gladrial

[Bottle]

*Is that supposed to be a quote from Galadriel? If so, you can't spell*

exploded in a

[Rogue_Wolf]

*KaBUMP*

blazing, fury. Then

-Rogue_Wolf

[ArcPaladinZero]

some strange woman

[Link9]

apear in his

[Omega_Paladin]

alphabet soup/cherrios

[Link9]

, then he said

[Glamdring]

"This strange woman

[Office_Shredder]

named teio will

[Bottle]

lose to Glamdring

[Omega_Paladin]

in Q-Tip warfare

[blazedaces]

"Oh No, it

[Omega_Paladin]

's APZ wearing spandex!!!!"


*GOD WHHHHHYYYYY*

*Gouges out blazeds eyes*

*Its for your own good*

[blazedaces]

The World Ends

[Omega_Paladin]

when the clowns

[ArcPaladinZero]

clone O_P.


(the last thing we need around here is another nut case ;) )

[Omega_Paladin]

No argument here.

*Although, SW is falling short of its nutball quotas...we need another Green :D*



*And when you type O_P doesn't it look JUST like someone who saw a nude monkey roller disco dancing his way to the highest body count ever achieved by a semi-literate French actor in a major public auction bathroom with no more then three stalls and having a tile floor?*

[Bottle]

*No.*

The orange hamster

[ArcPaladinZero]

lost his cannon

[Jeffery]

when he took

[ArcPaladinZero]

a dive off

[Bottle]

a yellow submarine

[iron-rain]

when it was

[Bottle]

positioned near a

[nads]

sewage treatment plant

[Dark*Demon]

that just exploded

[Bottle]

in a ball

[ArcPaladinZero]

due to monkeys

[Communist]

who had planted

[Dark*Demon]

alot of c4

[Office_Shredder]

and hydrogen gas

[roamingstorm]

in the last

[Tama Drummer]

half hour to

[Trogdor 22]

K.O. Dr. Monkey

[Omega_Paladin]

who was smoking

[Bottle]

far too many

[iron-rain]

flowers and grass.

[Dark*Demon]

Dark*Demon's pet dragon

[paulk6]

Ate Dark*Demon because

[Bottle]

he was annoying

[paulk6]

while eating c4

[iron-rain]

it exploded in

[h()()t]

a big hotdog




aww there is that 30 secound rule agin.

[Tama Drummer]

. All your base...

[ArcPaladinZero]

are belong to

[sooner4life]

a fat guy

[ArcPaladinZero]

who ruins it.

[sooner4life]

then he eats

[Omega_Paladin]

Some people really

[sooner4life]

do eat the

[Bottle]

annoyingness inducing cookies.

[sooner4life]

that are filled

[iron-rain]

with rat poison.

[sooner4life]

which can make

[iron-rain]

a person die.

[Asmodeus]

and people say

Edit: so this is where iron rain and murderous monkey went insane to get all those posts...

[Bottle]

sooner4life sucks and

[iron-rain]

he messed up

[sooner4life]

when i killed

[Bottle]

the TWS by

[sooner4life]

shooting them with

[Bottle]

*shooting it with, since it is a singular*

(shooting it with) completely pointless posts.

[Omega_Paladin]

SOONER4LIFE GO THE

*Sooner, cut down the sig or I cut down you*

[sooner4life]

heck away from

*i did cut it down i took out the part about me geting the Murderous Monkey award*

[iron-rain]

this thread now.

[Dark*Demon]

the demon hunted

[h()()t]

3 word story

[Bottle]

The demon hunted the 3 word story.... get it right people, it needs to make some sort of sense...

but got killed

[ArcPaladinZero]

by a giant

[cheeseman]

angry crayon of

:D

[sooner4life]

the evil grapes

[cheeseman]

of DOOM!!!! You

(that was your job, sooner:mad: )

[Asmodeus]

may call me

* you guys are making this completeley pointless by a giant angry crayon of the evil grapes of doom !?* what is this stop spultering usless words make it make some sense.

[sooner4life]

the great apple

[Dark*Demon]

that revived him.

[Bottle]

But why should

[iron-rain]

Bottle have to

[paulk6]

eat his own

[iron-rain]

arm and leg

[paulk6]

just for a

[Bottle]

packet of Pringles?

[Office_Shredder]

because he doesn't

[Bottle]

have any money:(,

[iron-rain]

however he will

[sooner4life]

eat my head

[Tama Drummer]

at McDonalds where

[Only_Option]

the floors'r dirty.

[Tama Drummer]

(not end sentence) because of specific

[ArcPaladinZero]

misuse of the

[Glamdring]

ending punctuation. APZ

[paulk6]

ate lots of

[Dark*Demon]

radioactive rabbits that

[Tama Drummer]

gave him super

[Bottle]

mega ultra powers

[Omega_Paladin]

of flying cat

[paulk6]

possessed moderator dungbombs

[Bottle]

, making me confused.

[Omega_Paladin]

Large dancing governments

[paulk6]

turned into bushes,

(Get it? Bushes? Heehee, I made a funny!)

[Omega_Paladin]

and destroyed large

[Bottle]

areas of the

[Omega_Paladin]

western front because

[ArcPaladinZero]

nu-clear weapons were

[paulk6]

up bush's rear

[Omega_Paladin]

danced upon by

[ArcPaladinZero]

a large cow.

[paulk6]

Then the cow

(Hey APZ, your banner is too slow, speed it up a notch.)

[Omega_Paladin]

shot giant rockets

[Tama Drummer]

from his butt

[ArcPaladinZero]

which destroyed the

[blazedaces]

Ozone Layer Top.

[Omega_Paladin]

Sometimes, ice cream

[ArcPaladinZero]

can cause you

[Asmodeus]

to have horrible

[Omega_Paladin]

police related incidents

[Bottle]

due to its

[Omega_Paladin]

utterly huge inferiority

[Asmodeus]

that causes hangovers

[Tama Drummer]

and confuses the

[ArcPaladinZero]

firemen which need

[Bottle]

to be less

[paulk6]

drunk and high

[ArcPaladinZero]

when putting out

[Omega_Paladin]

APZs ass hair.

[ArcPaladinZero]

OP's face was

[Bottle]

burnt horribly by

[ArcPaladinZero]

my ass hair. ;)

[Omega_Paladin]

Fortunately, OPs god.

[ArcPaladinZero]

OP equals banana.

[Omega_Paladin]

Which is awesome. :cool:

[Bottle]

So anyway... nobody

[Omega_Paladin]

likes the ads

[Bottle]

that appear when

[ArcPaladinZero]

zombies, tanks, terrorists,

[Omega_Paladin]

that die when

[ArcPaladinZero]

you shoot them

[Omega_Paladin]

in the groin

[ArcPaladinZero]

with a shotgun.

[Bottle]

That's gotta hurt.

[ArcPaladinZero]

But you get

[Omega_Paladin]

free tofu samples

[Asmodeus]

If you kill

[Tama Drummer]

a hippo with

[Dark*Demon]

3 heads that

[paulk6]

ate Dark*Demon then

[ArcPaladinZero]

random women will

[paulk6]

eat Dark*Demon then

[ArcPaladinZero]

stop eating things!

[paulk6]

So then Dark*Demon

(APZ, make sure you saysomething bad here)

[ArcPaladinZero]

was ate by

(Sure why not.)

[paulk6]

his rabid mother.

(Thanks :D )

[Bottle]

Eating Dark*Demon is

[Dark*Demon]

is very hopeless.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Immaturity rages among

[Bottle]

the members of

[ArcPaladinZero]

of this forum.

[Bottle]

So why don't

[Dark*Demon]

we all keep

[paulk6]

on eating Dark*Demon

[Bottle]

and talking about

[ArcPaladinZero]

something besides that.

[Bottle]

So, what do

[cheeseman]

owls really eat?

[Bottle]

It depends what

[paulk6]

they are in

[puppychow]

when in cars...

[Dark*Demon]

they might eat

[paulk6]

Dark*Demon. Then he


(Sorry, I had to.)

[Bottle]

got annoyed with

[ArcPaladinZero]

the excessive immaturity.

[Bottle]

As a result,

[ArcPaladinZero]

n00bs will be

[Supermang]

ride pink horses

[Bottle]

riding pink horses

to Timbuckto so

[puppychow]

they can get

[Bottle]

slaughtered by the

[ArcPaladinZero]

massive cats with

[Bottle]

fourteen tails and

[ArcPaladinZero]

driving big wheels.