BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[paulk6]

GUESSWHOSBACK~~ really was

[Jeffery]

, it was a

[Dark*Demon]

very stupid thing,

[cheeseman]

this sentence ends.

[Bottle]

Good idea cheeseman.

[cheeseman]

Cheese is better (than)

[Bottle]

you can know!

[Rescorlian]

But cookies are

[cheeseman]

inferior to cheese!

:cool:

[Bottle]

Except for cheese-cookies,

[Communist]

which are tasty!

[paulk6]

Very tasty indeed!

[Bottle]

Mmm, cheese-cookies. Let's

[Communist]

go buy some!

[paulk6]

Especially the ones

[Bottle]

with added mushrooms

[Communist]

but not too

[BlackSyphon]

sexy for a

[Bottle]

very confusing comment.

[iron-rain]

Who is the

[Jeffery]

person who couldn;t

[ArcPaladinZero]

correctly use grammar?

[Dark*Demon]

it is that

[ArcPaladinZero]

people still cannot

[Bottle]

punctuate correct, despite

[ArcPaladinZero]

proper education and

[Bottle]

protestations by regular

[ArcPaladinZero]

posters on this

[max2k106]

people from mars

[Bottle]

*ignores ^, until he makes sense*

enlightened thread? Such

[ArcPaladinZero]

as myself and

[Glamdring]

others. However, more

[ArcPaladinZero]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS

[Jeffery]

have attacked this

[ArcPaladinZero]

thread because I

[Omega_Paladin]

am a dink

[Sir Vival]

, we all know.

[iron-rain]

The guy on

[Bottle]

the top of

[iron-rain]

her, is the

[Glamdring]

bloodied one. He

[iron-rain]

gave his life

[Glamdring]

for the glorious

[iron-rain]

sun god of

[ArcPaladinZero]

unlimited DOOM! Anyways,

[iron-rain]

my dog had

[Bottle]

far too many

[ArcPaladinZero]

bottles of glue

[iron-rain]

and couldnt walk.

[ArcPaladinZero]

I knew this

[iron-rain]

would happen if

[Bottle]

iron-rain posted on

[iron-rain]

this forum again.

[Bottle]

Here's an idea,

[ArcPaladinZero]

let's take a

[iron-rain]

break while arcpalidanzero

[ArcPaladinZero]

curses people that

[Glamdring]

interrupt his divine

[ArcPaladinZero]

posting and whatnot!

[Dark*Demon]

Or maybe not

[Bottle]

, because he's too

[Jeffery]

much of a

[Bottle]

nice guy to

[sooner4life]

care about a

[Jeffery]

super cool dancing

[sooner4life]

grape of the

[Bottle]

unlimited doom. Meanwhile,

[ArcPaladinZero]

a robot with

[cheeseman]

three flapping tongues

[ArcPaladinZero]

used to fly

[cheeseman]

. Sadly, it's wings

[ArcPaladinZero]

were cut off

[cheeseman]

while eating cheese-

:cool:

[Bottle]

covered popsicles, resulting

[ArcPaladinZero]

in the death

[max2k106]

of some guy

[Bottle]

standing underneath it

[Cephas]

for fear of

[max2k106]

falling onto a

[Cephas]

giant wad of

[max2k106]

poop that fell

[ArcPaladinZero]

from the sky

[max2k106]

on top of

[ArcPaladinZero]

a hairless cat.

[max2k106]

The next day

[Bottle]

some insane anteaters

[max2k106]

went to hell

[ArcPaladinZero]

to find the

[Bottle]

APZ's PM box

[max2k106]

even thuogh satan

[Bottle]

couldn't spell though.

[ArcPaladinZero]

I've tagged someone

(Just waiting for him to find it, mwa ha ha ha)

[Bottle]

, I wonder who?

[max2k106]

Who wonder you?

[Bottle]

I do. Anyhoo,

[The Messiah]

It's bin emotional

[max2k106]

say who you?

[ArcPaladinZero]

Too many questions!!!!

[max2k106]

you scare me

[Bottle]

with your lack

[max2k106]

of manly parts

[Punishment Co.]

, who be you?

:cool:

[paulk6]

Snork be MichealJackson! :eek:

[ArcPaladinZero]

Kids these days...

[Bottle]

... too much time

[Communist]

on their hands...

[Glamdring]

to do what

[max2k106]

to pleasure themselves:eek:

[Bottle]

, please make sense...

[Punishment Co.]

You clever satires...

[max2k106]

have never been

[ArcPaladinZero]

poked with sticks!

[Bottle]

Not really. Does

[Punishment Co.]

anyoner else smell

[Logic]

slightly different than

[DeadFishGuy]

sulphur dioxide molecules?

[max2k106]

But then something

[ArcPaladinZero]

fell from the

[Bottle]

large hairy antelope's

[ArcPaladinZero]

5th leg and

[Bottle]

caused an earthquake

[Logic]

to molest Bottle

[Bottle]

, driving him crazy

[ArcPaladinZero]

was a small

[paulk6]

purple Ewok, who

[ArcPaladinZero]

ran around a

(ignoring last post...)

[iron-rain]

a tree in

[ArcPaladinZero]

a pair of

[iron-rain]

Nikes. This dude

[ArcPaladinZero]

was talking about

[Bottle]

something completely irrelevant

[DeadFishGuy]

to anything whatsoever.

[Bottle]

How pointless is

[DeadFishGuy]

answering n00b questions?

[Bottle]

Well, it depends...

[cheeseman]

Praise (be) to cheese!

:cool:

[Bottle]

One more cheese

[cheeseman]

makes one's day

[cheeseman]

a complete joy!

(bwahahaha)

[Bottle]

Double posting will

[Bottle]

not be tolerated.

[Tama Drummer]

Neither will the

[JC86]

a n00b cheater

[ck1]

*skipping JC*

loss of beer

[JC86]

DELETED

[iron-rain]

. What the hell

[Tama Drummer]

C'mon guys, it's suposed to make sence. If you don't know what a sentence is/don't even know how to read or write, please leave this thread alone. *coguhbooJC86sneezeachoo*

Originally posted by ck1
loss of beer

which caused Hugh

[Bottle]

What the hell which caused hugh. and you tell us to make sense?

*what the hell*

caused this thread

[Only_Option]

JC is (about) (as) (gay) (as) (the) (boy band singer), (JC)... (he) (even) (has) (a) (cute) (star) (on) (his) banner......

(3 words)

*Edit: Because this thread

[Bottle]

stopped making sense

[max2k106]

ever since Bottle

[Tama Drummer]

Came here and...


Originally posted by Bottle
What the hell which caused hugh. and you tell us to make sense?
Um, I thought it was obvious I was referring to ck1's post, but whatever...

[BlackSyphon]

made the world

[Bottle]

a better place!

[Tama Drummer]

Actually, bottle didn't

[iron-rain]

mean to make

[DeadFishGuy]

a model aircraft

[Cephas]

. Rather, he meant

[DeadFishGuy]

to nuke every

[Bottle]

n00b into non-existence,

[DeadFishGuy]

to gain popularity

[GUESSWHOITIS~~~]

DELETED

[iron-rain]

(Ignoring last post)

(End sentence) This will be

[The true Xero]

the last time

[crazyfrog49]

I eat eggs

[iron-rain]

with buttered toast

[genghiskahn16]

and peanut butter

[ck1]

because it is

[DeadFishGuy]

a bad combination

[ck1]

of culminary items.

[Jeffery]

But what if

[Glamdring]

they were culinery

[DeadFishGuy]

instead. It would

[Bottle]

certainly improve the

[DeadFishGuy]

quality of Microsoft's

[Cephas]

Enterprise agreements, seeing

[Bottle]

as pink elephants

[DeadFishGuy]

took over Earth

[Bottle]

. I love theburning.

[DeadFishGuy]

anti-halucination squad were

[Bottle]

*Hey! Some mod edited my post! It said So meanwhile, a*

busy destroying the

[Cephas]

mods who modify

[Bottle]

moderately in moderation.

[Cephas]

With the mods

[Bottle]

being this moderate,

[Cephas]

it was just

[theburning]

moderately boring to

[max2k106]

know that birds

[theburning]

mysteriously always know

[Cephas]

what needs knowing.

(Did that last sentence make any sense whatsoever?)

[Bottle]

Not really! But

[theburning]

everyone already knew

[genghiskahn16]

that they were

[Dark*Demon]

evil very evil.

[Bottle]

Just like Dark*Demon.

[genghiskahn16]

and very sexy

[genghiskahn16]

like genghiskahn16 and

[Bottle]

don't double post.

[ck1]

Double posting is

[Bottle]

the arch-evil of

[BlackSyphon]

of evils like

[Bottle]

Twelve's mage bomb.

[Cephas]

So anyhow, Snarr

(someone needs to go through TWS and catalogue all the references to players contained therein. It could make an interesting thread, especially if we see how they are mentioned...)

[genghiskahn16]

went home to

[Bottle]

find a large

[Cephas]

omnivorous duck-billed platypus

(does that count as three words?)

[Glamdring]

with which to

(yes)

[Cephas]

engage in bizarre

(cool :cool: )

[Bottle]

conversation with, due

[Cephas]

to the utter

[DeadFishGuy]

insanity of the

[Bottle]

his life. However,

[max2k106]

the silly cats

[Bottle]

made him think

[Jeffery]

they all died.

[Bottle]

Good edit Jeff.:D

[Kalamady]

Then a man

[Bottle]

decided to eat

[crazyfrog49]

Hi everyobody i was just wondering if SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE ME A BANNER. There i said it.

[-=ReaperOfDarkn]

His grandmothers feet.......

[ArcPaladinZero]

were very old

[Bottle]

(pst, APZ, that didn't make sense, it wasn't a new sentence... try this)

*Then a man decided to eat his grandmother's feet (which) were very old*

and commonly seen

[Glamdring]

served with crumbly

[Bottle]

yellow icecream, while

[DeadFishGuy]

mine are served

[iron-rain]

crumbly brown icecream.

[cheeseman]

Sometimes, chewing on

[Bottle]

large quantities of

[Kalamady]

Dirt and sticks

[Tama Drummer]

will cause many

[Bottle]

internal injuries, resulting

[Tama Drummer]

in the loss

[Bottle]

of every McDonalds

[Tama Drummer]

which made Tama

[Bottle]

Drummer very angry.

[Kalamady]

Then a armadillo

[Bottle]

reached page 400!

[Tama Drummer]

Following it was

[Kalamady]

a corn dog

[Bottle]

, which managed to

[Kalamady]

play the flute

[ck1]

while burping loudly.

[Bottle]

Getting drunk is

[ck1]

verrrrryy funnnnnnn. Ya.

[Bottle]

I'm drunk now,

[Kalamady]

so am I

[Bottle]

going to make

[ck1]

a flute out

[Bottle]

of papier mache?

[Kalamady]

Maybe, but first