BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[iron-rain]

our intoxication must

[genghiskahn16]

be stopped so

[iron-rain]

the flute can ( be played )

[Kalamady]

be played and

[Bottle]

cheese can be

[Kalamady]

smelted like iron.

[DeadFishGuy]

Did you know

[Kalamady]

that when squids

[DeadFishGuy]

self destruct they

[Kalamady]

first must write

[DeadFishGuy]

a violin concerto

[Kalamady]

and then play

[ArcPaladinZero]

various arrangements from

[Kalamady]

my left shoe.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Shoes are good

[Kalamady]

for flossing teeth

[genghiskahn16]

and for singing

[Kalamady]

the barney song

[Bottle]

while in the

[Kalamady]

mud puddle with

[genghiskahn16]

a very large

[Bottle]

Klingon for company.

[Kalamady]

For safety he

[Bottle]

carried a phaser

[ck1]

,but only on

[Bottle]

Saturdays, when Klingons

[Kalamady]

are doing track.

[Tama Drummer]

But on mondays,

[Kalamady]

they like to

[max2k106]

tie bricks to

[Kalamady]

CD player headphones

[Bottle]

and throw them

[genghiskahn16]

on to pikachu

[Bottle]

to see if

[Ark Knight]

he would die.

[iron-rain]

The guy across

[Bottle]

the road ate

[iron-rain]

my dog's tail.

[Bottle]

The dog got

[Tama Drummer]

got sick from

[iron-rain]

the guy across

[Tama Drummer]

from where iron-rain

[iron-rain]

lives. The dog

[genghiskahn16]

then ate pikachu

[genghiskahn16]

then ate pikachu

[genghiskahn16]

( sorry guys i had no idea it would do that i dint mean too)

[Bottle]

Don't worry, just be patient next time.

but pikachu managed

[theburning]

to be patient.

[genghiskahn16]

and just happend

[max2k106]

to crap on

[theburning]

a bottle of

[Tama Drummer]

water is like

[Bottle]

, not making sense!

[Tama Drummer]

Eating is like

[genghiskahn16]

kissin a beautiful

[ArcPaladinZero]

frog that has

[Bottle]

too many teeth

[ArcPaladinZero]

which are used

[Bottle]

for grinding bones

[ArcPaladinZero]

of the helpless

[DeadFishGuy]

little n00bs that

[genghiskahn16]

that cheat by

[DeadFishGuy]

saying "press F5

(I didn't close the speech marks. Continue the phrase being said.)

[genghiskahn16]

and saying use
(still in quote)

[max2k106]

the witch to

[ArcPaladinZero]

destory the entire

[DeadFishGuy]

world's Lemur population.

[max2k106]

Thankfully, superman jumped

[DeadFishGuy]

a gold account

[max2k106]

and owned the

[Bottle]

idiotic n00b that

[ArcPaladinZero]

could not play."

(Hey hey it's random quotation endings)

[Bottle]

Random quotation endings

[Kalamady]

usually like to

[Bottle]

kill french footballers :mad:

[Kalamady]

if they fumble.

[Bottle]

Unfortunately, the French

[genghiskahn16]

hate football they

[Bottle]

can't play well

[BlackSyphon]

but snarr came

[Bottle]

and got lucky

[max2k106]

when he ate

[Bottle]

Emile Heskey's tackle

[Kalamady]

Potion Of Love.

[max2k106]

The evil roses

[ck1]

of Chester's mother

[paulk6]

ate a monkey

[Bottle]

with some ketchup,

[socom playa]

so they farted

[Bottle]

tomato flavoured bubbles

[theburning]

and decided to

[Sir Vival]

end this sentence.

[Bottle]

So, having done

[Sir Vival]

all of that

[Kalamady]

they were tired

[paulk6]

so they blew

[Bottle]

Snarr a kiss

[theburning]

while giving him

[Sir Vival]

a little thong

[Glamdring]

to go with

[Sir Vival]

his little bra

[lostandconfused]

and his tiny

[theburning]

little dog with

[lostandconfused]

green polka dot

[Sir Vival]

underwear, while it

[lostandconfused]

licked snarr on

[theburning]

his ears and

[Sir Vival]

his small but

[lostandconfused]

while ending sentence.

[Sir Vival]

Once upon a

[lostandconfused]

hot, sexy woman

[Sir Vival]

there was a

[lostandconfused]

couple of fruits

[Sir Vival]

and a few

[lostandconfused]

exotical spices with

[Sir Vival]

several dead sexy

[BlackSyphon]

babies who flew

[lostandconfused]

spiders and worms (changed mind once realized what i was typing)

[Sir Vival]

out of their

[lostandconfused]

p***** and v***** (sry couldnt help myself)

[Sir Vival]

and wow, just wow.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Three words please.

[iron-rain]

The babies are

[Bottle]

not being rude

(or this thread will be closed, and you will be hunted down and killed)

[Omega_Paladin]

like rude babies

(amen to that bottle)


(*Punches in a key code the hangar holding 75 tons of n00b slaughtering war machine*)

[Kalamady]

that need to

[Cephas]

be rude for

[Kalamady]

the flying markers.

[Bottle]

Complete randomness is

[Kalamady]

when spoons die.

[BlackSyphon]

Another thing is

[Bottle]

that blue cheese

[socom playa]

is very nasty

[Bottle]

when eaten with

[Kalamady]

giant scorpion tails.

[Communist]

Kids these days...

[Kalamady]

play with sticks

[socom playa]

are stupid and

[Ark Knight]

go to Ach

[Kalamady]

to learn idiocy.

[Ark Knight]

I went to

[Kalamady]

a bladder physician

[Ark Knight]

, got my eyes

[Bottle]

plucked out, and

[iron-rain]

mutilated by him

[Kalamady]

Then he eyed

[Bottle]

a new sentence

[iron-rain]

with curious satisfaction.

[Kalamady]

He thought that

[iron-rain]

the best way

[Kalamady]

to make carpet

[ArcPaladinZero]

demons is by

[Kalamady]

using flour and

[Bottle]

papier mache, mixed

[ArcPaladinZero]

in a giant

[DeadFishGuy]

bath tub. However,

[ArcPaladinZero]

bath tubs can

[Kalamady]

only hold so

[Omegus]

....SWIPE SHOES...

[ArcPaladinZero]

many bottled cats.

[Omegus]

Originally posted by ArcPaladinZero
many bottled cats.

Sorry to break the flow...but the last three posts made no sense...only because kalamady responded before me...just clearing it up.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Not a problem.

[Omegus]

New sentence:

One day...

[JC86]

i was jealous

[JC86]

the Mighty Bottle

:(

[Omegus]

Originally posted by JC86
the Mighty Bottle

:(

That didn't make sense...but i know what your getting at.

[Bottle]

owned you all!

[Omegus]

Afterwards...

[Bottle]

(I) posted three words.

(Omegus. If you don't understand what three means, this is not the best thread to post in.)

[Omegus]

Originally posted by Bottle
(I) posted three words.

(Omegus. If you don't understand what three means, this is not the best thread to post in.)

I know...you damned conservatives...always trying to keep the status quo...welll...that...and i forgot:D

[Kalamady]

I'm very lost

[Bottle]

because I have

[Omegus]

Originally posted by Bottle
because I have

an atomic wedgie...

[Bottle]

... and no map.

[Omegus]

Originally posted by Bottle
... and no map.

This is a...

[Communist]

very bad day!

[Bottle]

Don't quote evrything,

[socom playa]

and mind your

[Dark-Death]

mouth u litl ....

[BlackSyphon]

**** **** ****

[Bottle]

How rude! Anyway,

[max2k106]

when the newspaper

[BlackSyphon]

became a giant

[Jeffery]

pile of steaming

[Al Caponeoni]

cancerous coconut, Bob

[BlackSyphon]

found them and

[Bottle]

told them to

[Kalamady]

eat a frog.

[Tama Drummer]

Only this frog

[Kalamady]

was blue and

[Bottle]

purple, meaning that

[sOOisiDal]

it was female.

[Sir Vival]

and it was

[Bottle]

the end of

[Shadowmyst]

his stinkin old

[Bottle]

sentence, as denoted

[Tama Drummer]

as it may

(not exactly sure what denoted means... i'll check but for now i hope that this makes sence...)

[Bottle]

(not really tama, I'll finish that one off)

(as denoted) by a period.

[Omegus]

Originally posted by Bottle
(not really tama, I'll finish that one off)

(as denoted) by a period.

On the toilet...

(and i'll quote what i want you fat bottle-shaped pokemon.):D

[Kalamady]

sat a clown

[Omegus]

Originally posted by Kalamady
sat a clown

with a big...

[Ark Knight]

hairy one. He

[ck1]

decided chicken was

[Ark Knight]

good with shoes

[Kalamady]

and sponge sauce.

[Ark Knight]

He talked of

[Kalamady]

cheese and noodles

[Dark-Death]

and he ate

[Kalamady]

3 legs from

[DeadFishGuy]

a slug. What

[Kalamady]

a completely disgusting

[Communist]

peice of cow's

[Bottle]

intestine was found

[Communist]

in bottle's house!

[Bottle]

Bottle threw it

[max2k106]

away into the

[Communist]

night, then he

[Kalamady]

went to get

[Bottle]

some aspirin to

[ArcPaladinZero]

use a weapon

[Bottle]

of mass destruction

[Kalamady]

but he couldn't

[Bottle]

because someone had

[Kalamady]

free bread in

[Bottle]

their socks. Because

[Kalamady]

bread doesn't fit

[Bottle]

with Kalamady's whoring,

[ck1]

because it just

[Dark-Death]

how he is

[ck1]

. I am so

[Kalamady]

jealous of him

[Tama Drummer]

Edit: arg... u edited...

because Tama deleted

[Kalamady]

a type error.

[Tama Drummer]

The average shoe

[Kalamady]

fights with jelly,

[ck1]

AND IS VICTORIOUS!!!!!!!


^_^

[Kalamady]

ck1 is weird :p

[ck1]

Kalamady is weirder. :p

[Kalamady]

One day ck1

[Tama Drummer]

ck1, please take the "The Secret Of TAO" out of your sig, even though I made it so the link wouldn't work, since I did make it... Oh, and that's why your banner isn't working either. :D

decided to chomp

[Kalamady]

on alive hampsters.

[Tama Drummer]

Let's try for a LONG sentece now, eh?

If a pig

[Kalamady]

were a sheep

[Tama Drummer]

, and the sheep

[Kalamady]

wanted to end

[max2k106]

the terrible war.

[Tama Drummer]

"If a pig were a sheep, and the sheep wanted to end the terrible war." hmm...

Once upon a

[Cephas]

time Tama Drummer

(do I smell chiché?)

[Tama Drummer]

timed a duck

[Kalamady]

in a relay