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iron-rain
06-11-2004, 08:36 PM
our intoxication must

genghiskahn16
06-11-2004, 08:58 PM
be stopped so

iron-rain
06-11-2004, 10:21 PM
the flute can ( be played )

Kalamady
06-12-2004, 05:49 AM
be played and

Bottle
06-12-2004, 06:10 AM
cheese can be

Kalamady
06-12-2004, 06:13 AM
smelted like iron.

DeadFishGuy
06-12-2004, 06:45 AM
Did you know

Kalamady
06-12-2004, 06:51 AM
that when squids

DeadFishGuy
06-12-2004, 06:54 AM
self destruct they

Kalamady
06-12-2004, 06:55 AM
first must write

DeadFishGuy
06-12-2004, 07:23 AM
a violin concerto

Kalamady
06-12-2004, 07:26 AM
and then play

ArcPaladinZero
06-12-2004, 07:38 AM
various arrangements from

Kalamady
06-12-2004, 07:44 AM
my left shoe.

ArcPaladinZero
06-12-2004, 07:51 AM
Shoes are good

Kalamady
06-12-2004, 07:52 AM
for flossing teeth

genghiskahn16
06-12-2004, 07:59 AM
and for singing

Kalamady
06-12-2004, 07:59 AM
the barney song

Bottle
06-12-2004, 08:11 AM
while in the

Kalamady
06-12-2004, 08:33 AM
mud puddle with

genghiskahn16
06-12-2004, 08:37 AM
a very large

Bottle
06-12-2004, 08:56 AM
Klingon for company.

Kalamady
06-12-2004, 10:57 AM
For safety he

Bottle
06-12-2004, 11:17 AM
carried a phaser

ck1
06-12-2004, 12:00 PM
,but only on

Bottle
06-12-2004, 12:11 PM
Saturdays, when Klingons

Kalamady
06-12-2004, 12:50 PM
are doing track.

Tama Drummer
06-12-2004, 01:07 PM
But on mondays,

Kalamady
06-12-2004, 01:11 PM
they like to

max2k106
06-12-2004, 01:14 PM
tie bricks to

Kalamady
06-12-2004, 01:26 PM
CD player headphones

Bottle
06-12-2004, 01:40 PM
and throw them

genghiskahn16
06-12-2004, 04:03 PM
on to pikachu

Bottle
06-12-2004, 04:18 PM
to see if

Ark Knight
06-12-2004, 04:36 PM
he would die.

iron-rain
06-12-2004, 05:08 PM
The guy across

Bottle
06-12-2004, 05:29 PM
the road ate

iron-rain
06-12-2004, 05:31 PM
my dog's tail.

Bottle
06-12-2004, 05:41 PM
The dog got

Tama Drummer
06-12-2004, 05:44 PM
got sick from

iron-rain
06-12-2004, 05:49 PM
the guy across

Tama Drummer
06-12-2004, 05:55 PM
from where iron-rain

iron-rain
06-12-2004, 05:56 PM
lives. The dog

genghiskahn16
06-12-2004, 06:54 PM
then ate pikachu

genghiskahn16
06-12-2004, 06:54 PM
then ate pikachu

genghiskahn16
06-12-2004, 06:55 PM
( sorry guys i had no idea it would do that i dint mean too)

Bottle
06-12-2004, 07:56 PM
Don't worry, just be patient next time.

but pikachu managed

theburning
06-12-2004, 08:10 PM
to be patient.

genghiskahn16
06-12-2004, 08:51 PM
and just happend

max2k106
06-12-2004, 09:03 PM
to crap on

theburning
06-12-2004, 09:11 PM
a bottle of

Tama Drummer
06-12-2004, 09:23 PM
water is like

Bottle
06-12-2004, 09:25 PM
, not making sense!

Tama Drummer
06-12-2004, 09:27 PM
Eating is like

genghiskahn16
06-12-2004, 09:40 PM
kissin a beautiful

ArcPaladinZero
06-12-2004, 09:45 PM
frog that has

Bottle
06-12-2004, 09:47 PM
too many teeth

ArcPaladinZero
06-12-2004, 09:48 PM
which are used

Bottle
06-12-2004, 10:38 PM
for grinding bones

ArcPaladinZero
06-12-2004, 10:38 PM
of the helpless

DeadFishGuy
06-13-2004, 04:23 AM
little n00bs that

genghiskahn16
06-13-2004, 07:50 AM
that cheat by

DeadFishGuy
06-13-2004, 08:09 AM
saying "press F5

(I didn't close the speech marks. Continue the phrase being said.)

genghiskahn16
06-13-2004, 08:14 AM
and saying use
(still in quote)

max2k106
06-13-2004, 09:52 AM
the witch to

ArcPaladinZero
06-13-2004, 10:05 AM
destory the entire

DeadFishGuy
06-13-2004, 11:40 AM
world's Lemur population.

max2k106
06-13-2004, 11:48 AM
Thankfully, superman jumped

DeadFishGuy
06-13-2004, 11:51 AM
a gold account

max2k106
06-13-2004, 11:54 AM
and owned the

Bottle
06-13-2004, 12:18 PM
idiotic n00b that

ArcPaladinZero
06-13-2004, 12:19 PM
could not play."

(Hey hey it's random quotation endings)

Bottle
06-13-2004, 01:27 PM
Random quotation endings

Kalamady
06-13-2004, 01:35 PM
usually like to

Bottle
06-13-2004, 01:47 PM
kill french footballers :mad:

Kalamady
06-13-2004, 01:49 PM
if they fumble.

Bottle
06-13-2004, 02:00 PM
Unfortunately, the French

genghiskahn16
06-13-2004, 02:18 PM
hate football they

Bottle
06-13-2004, 02:36 PM
can't play well

BlackSyphon
06-13-2004, 02:37 PM
but snarr came

Bottle
06-13-2004, 02:43 PM
and got lucky

max2k106
06-13-2004, 02:46 PM
when he ate

Bottle
06-13-2004, 02:48 PM
Emile Heskey's tackle

Kalamady
06-13-2004, 03:02 PM
Potion Of Love.

max2k106
06-13-2004, 03:28 PM
The evil roses

ck1
06-13-2004, 03:35 PM
of Chester's mother

paulk6
06-13-2004, 04:13 PM
ate a monkey

Bottle
06-13-2004, 04:14 PM
with some ketchup,

socom playa
06-13-2004, 04:14 PM
so they farted

Bottle
06-13-2004, 04:16 PM
tomato flavoured bubbles

theburning
06-13-2004, 04:25 PM
and decided to

Sir Vival
06-13-2004, 04:31 PM
end this sentence.

Bottle
06-13-2004, 04:32 PM
So, having done

Sir Vival
06-13-2004, 04:35 PM
all of that

Kalamady
06-13-2004, 05:16 PM
they were tired

paulk6
06-13-2004, 05:20 PM
so they blew

Bottle
06-13-2004, 05:39 PM
Snarr a kiss

theburning
06-13-2004, 05:50 PM
while giving him

Sir Vival
06-13-2004, 05:55 PM
a little thong

Glamdring
06-13-2004, 05:59 PM
to go with

Sir Vival
06-13-2004, 06:00 PM
his little bra

lostandconfused
06-13-2004, 06:00 PM
and his tiny

theburning
06-13-2004, 06:01 PM
little dog with

lostandconfused
06-13-2004, 06:02 PM
green polka dot

Sir Vival
06-13-2004, 06:02 PM
underwear, while it

lostandconfused
06-13-2004, 06:03 PM
licked snarr on

theburning
06-13-2004, 06:03 PM
his ears and

Sir Vival
06-13-2004, 06:03 PM
his small but

lostandconfused
06-13-2004, 06:04 PM
while ending sentence.

Sir Vival
06-13-2004, 06:06 PM
Once upon a

lostandconfused
06-13-2004, 06:06 PM
hot, sexy woman

Sir Vival
06-13-2004, 06:07 PM
there was a

lostandconfused
06-13-2004, 06:07 PM
couple of fruits

Sir Vival
06-13-2004, 06:08 PM
and a few

lostandconfused
06-13-2004, 06:08 PM
exotical spices with

Sir Vival
06-13-2004, 06:09 PM
several dead sexy

BlackSyphon
06-13-2004, 06:09 PM
babies who flew

lostandconfused
06-13-2004, 06:09 PM
spiders and worms (changed mind once realized what i was typing)

Sir Vival
06-13-2004, 06:10 PM
out of their

lostandconfused
06-13-2004, 06:11 PM
p***** and v***** (sry couldnt help myself)

Sir Vival
06-13-2004, 06:14 PM
and wow, just wow.

ArcPaladinZero
06-13-2004, 08:01 PM
Three words please.

iron-rain
06-13-2004, 09:30 PM
The babies are

Bottle
06-13-2004, 10:09 PM
not being rude

(or this thread will be closed, and you will be hunted down and killed)

Omega_Paladin
06-14-2004, 04:38 AM
like rude babies

(amen to that bottle)


(*Punches in a key code the hangar holding 75 tons of n00b slaughtering war machine*)

Kalamady
06-14-2004, 07:05 AM
that need to

Cephas
06-14-2004, 08:18 AM
be rude for

Kalamady
06-14-2004, 08:23 AM
the flying markers.

Bottle
06-14-2004, 10:16 AM
Complete randomness is

Kalamady
06-14-2004, 10:40 AM
when spoons die.

BlackSyphon
06-14-2004, 12:27 PM
Another thing is

Bottle
06-14-2004, 12:29 PM
that blue cheese

socom playa
06-14-2004, 12:31 PM
is very nasty

Bottle
06-14-2004, 12:40 PM
when eaten with

Kalamady
06-14-2004, 01:41 PM
giant scorpion tails.

Communist
06-14-2004, 02:21 PM
Kids these days...

Kalamady
06-14-2004, 02:56 PM
play with sticks

socom playa
06-14-2004, 02:56 PM
are stupid and

Ark Knight
06-14-2004, 03:01 PM
go to Ach

Kalamady
06-14-2004, 03:03 PM
to learn idiocy.

Ark Knight
06-14-2004, 03:06 PM
I went to

Kalamady
06-14-2004, 03:07 PM
a bladder physician

Ark Knight
06-14-2004, 03:10 PM
, got my eyes

Bottle
06-14-2004, 03:11 PM
plucked out, and

iron-rain
06-14-2004, 03:30 PM
mutilated by him

Kalamady
06-14-2004, 03:35 PM
Then he eyed

Bottle
06-14-2004, 04:11 PM
a new sentence

iron-rain
06-14-2004, 06:38 PM
with curious satisfaction.

Kalamady
06-14-2004, 07:32 PM
He thought that

iron-rain
06-14-2004, 07:46 PM
the best way

Kalamady
06-14-2004, 07:48 PM
to make carpet

ArcPaladinZero
06-14-2004, 08:01 PM
demons is by

Kalamady
06-14-2004, 08:06 PM
using flour and

Bottle
06-14-2004, 08:47 PM
papier mache, mixed

ArcPaladinZero
06-14-2004, 10:06 PM
in a giant

DeadFishGuy
06-15-2004, 02:16 AM
bath tub. However,

ArcPaladinZero
06-15-2004, 08:11 AM
bath tubs can

Kalamady
06-15-2004, 08:14 AM
only hold so

Omegus
06-15-2004, 08:14 AM
....SWIPE SHOES...

ArcPaladinZero
06-15-2004, 08:16 AM
many bottled cats.

Omegus
06-15-2004, 08:18 AM
Originally posted by ArcPaladinZero
many bottled cats.

Sorry to break the flow...but the last three posts made no sense...only because kalamady responded before me...just clearing it up.

ArcPaladinZero
06-15-2004, 08:20 AM
Not a problem.

Omegus
06-15-2004, 08:21 AM
New sentence:

One day...

JC86
06-15-2004, 08:39 AM
i was jealous

JC86
06-15-2004, 08:40 AM
the Mighty Bottle

:(

Omegus
06-15-2004, 08:41 AM
Originally posted by JC86
the Mighty Bottle

:(

That didn't make sense...but i know what your getting at.

Bottle
06-15-2004, 12:41 PM
owned you all!

Omegus
06-15-2004, 12:57 PM
Afterwards...

Bottle
06-15-2004, 01:02 PM
(I) posted three words.

(Omegus. If you don't understand what three means, this is not the best thread to post in.)

Omegus
06-15-2004, 01:03 PM
Originally posted by Bottle
(I) posted three words.

(Omegus. If you don't understand what three means, this is not the best thread to post in.)

I know...you damned conservatives...always trying to keep the status quo...welll...that...and i forgot:D

Kalamady
06-15-2004, 01:04 PM
I'm very lost

Bottle
06-15-2004, 01:05 PM
because I have

Omegus
06-15-2004, 01:06 PM
Originally posted by Bottle
because I have

an atomic wedgie...

Bottle
06-15-2004, 01:07 PM
... and no map.

Omegus
06-15-2004, 01:09 PM
Originally posted by Bottle
... and no map.

This is a...

Communist
06-15-2004, 01:22 PM
very bad day!

Bottle
06-15-2004, 01:34 PM
Don't quote evrything,

socom playa
06-15-2004, 01:58 PM
and mind your

Dark-Death
06-15-2004, 02:02 PM
mouth u litl ....

BlackSyphon
06-15-2004, 02:10 PM
**** **** ****

Bottle
06-15-2004, 02:17 PM
How rude! Anyway,

max2k106
06-15-2004, 02:18 PM
when the newspaper

BlackSyphon
06-15-2004, 04:13 PM
became a giant

Jeffery
06-15-2004, 04:14 PM
pile of steaming

Al Caponeoni
06-15-2004, 04:15 PM
cancerous coconut, Bob

BlackSyphon
06-15-2004, 04:18 PM
found them and

Bottle
06-15-2004, 04:23 PM
told them to

Kalamady
06-15-2004, 04:31 PM
eat a frog.

Tama Drummer
06-15-2004, 04:37 PM
Only this frog

Kalamady
06-15-2004, 04:41 PM
was blue and

Bottle
06-15-2004, 05:05 PM
purple, meaning that

sOOisiDal
06-15-2004, 07:02 PM
it was female.

Sir Vival
06-15-2004, 07:02 PM
and it was

Bottle
06-15-2004, 07:06 PM
the end of

Shadowmyst
06-15-2004, 07:19 PM
his stinkin old

Bottle
06-15-2004, 08:16 PM
sentence, as denoted

Tama Drummer
06-15-2004, 09:47 PM
as it may

(not exactly sure what denoted means... i'll check but for now i hope that this makes sence...)

Bottle
06-15-2004, 10:17 PM
(not really tama, I'll finish that one off)

(as denoted) by a period.

Omegus
06-16-2004, 07:35 AM
Originally posted by Bottle
(not really tama, I'll finish that one off)

(as denoted) by a period.

On the toilet...

(and i'll quote what i want you fat bottle-shaped pokemon.):D

Kalamady
06-16-2004, 08:06 AM
sat a clown

Omegus
06-16-2004, 08:51 AM
Originally posted by Kalamady
sat a clown

with a big...

Ark Knight
06-16-2004, 08:55 AM
hairy one. He

ck1
06-16-2004, 08:56 AM
decided chicken was

Ark Knight
06-16-2004, 08:56 AM
good with shoes

Kalamady
06-16-2004, 09:16 AM
and sponge sauce.

Ark Knight
06-16-2004, 09:16 AM
He talked of

Kalamady
06-16-2004, 09:20 AM
cheese and noodles

Dark-Death
06-16-2004, 11:33 AM
and he ate

Kalamady
06-16-2004, 11:47 AM
3 legs from

DeadFishGuy
06-16-2004, 12:04 PM
a slug. What

Kalamady
06-16-2004, 12:18 PM
a completely disgusting

Communist
06-16-2004, 01:24 PM
peice of cow's

Bottle
06-16-2004, 01:26 PM
intestine was found

Communist
06-16-2004, 01:28 PM
in bottle's house!

Bottle
06-16-2004, 01:33 PM
Bottle threw it

max2k106
06-16-2004, 01:37 PM
away into the

Communist
06-16-2004, 01:38 PM
night, then he

Kalamady
06-16-2004, 02:05 PM
went to get

Bottle
06-16-2004, 02:52 PM
some aspirin to

ArcPaladinZero
06-16-2004, 03:05 PM
use a weapon

Bottle
06-16-2004, 03:33 PM
of mass destruction

Kalamady
06-16-2004, 03:35 PM
but he couldn't

Bottle
06-16-2004, 03:37 PM
because someone had

Kalamady
06-16-2004, 03:38 PM
free bread in

Bottle
06-16-2004, 03:39 PM
their socks. Because

Kalamady
06-16-2004, 07:04 PM
bread doesn't fit

Bottle
06-16-2004, 07:18 PM
with Kalamady's whoring,

ck1
06-17-2004, 08:18 AM
because it just

Dark-Death
06-17-2004, 08:21 AM
how he is

ck1
06-17-2004, 09:47 AM
. I am so

Kalamady
06-17-2004, 09:48 AM
jealous of him

Tama Drummer
06-17-2004, 09:50 AM
Edit: arg... u edited...

because Tama deleted

Kalamady
06-17-2004, 10:08 AM
a type error.

Tama Drummer
06-17-2004, 10:12 AM
The average shoe

Kalamady
06-17-2004, 10:13 AM
fights with jelly,

ck1
06-17-2004, 10:17 AM
AND IS VICTORIOUS!!!!!!!


^_^

Kalamady
06-17-2004, 10:18 AM
ck1 is weird :p

ck1
06-17-2004, 10:19 AM
Kalamady is weirder. :p

Kalamady
06-17-2004, 10:20 AM
One day ck1

Tama Drummer
06-17-2004, 10:20 AM
ck1, please take the "The Secret Of TAO" out of your sig, even though I made it so the link wouldn't work, since I did make it... Oh, and that's why your banner isn't working either. :D

decided to chomp

Kalamady
06-17-2004, 10:22 AM
on alive hampsters.

Tama Drummer
06-17-2004, 10:25 AM
Let's try for a LONG sentece now, eh?

If a pig

Kalamady
06-17-2004, 10:26 AM
were a sheep

Tama Drummer
06-17-2004, 10:31 AM
, and the sheep

Kalamady
06-17-2004, 10:34 AM
wanted to end

max2k106
06-17-2004, 10:35 AM
the terrible war.

Tama Drummer
06-17-2004, 10:46 AM
"If a pig were a sheep, and the sheep wanted to end the terrible war." hmm...

Once upon a

Cephas
06-17-2004, 10:47 AM
time Tama Drummer

(do I smell chiché?)

Tama Drummer
06-17-2004, 10:49 AM
timed a duck

Kalamady
06-17-2004, 11:00 AM
in a relay