View Full Version : BETTER three word story (no flaming!)
max2k106
06-17-2004, 11:17 AM
race that ended
cheeseman
06-17-2004, 11:36 AM
in (a) grueling time (of)
Cephas
06-17-2004, 11:54 AM
(I don't think that sticking in brackets makes the extra words disappear...)
Kalamady
06-17-2004, 11:54 AM
65.32 minutes, then
(There parenthesis):p
cheeseman
06-17-2004, 11:57 AM
quacked in victory!
(Cephas, the reason I put the extra words in brackets is so people would not be confused and go, "doesnt make sense" or "be more clear".. catch my drift there, tiger?) ;)
max2k106
06-17-2004, 12:53 PM
Suddenly, Jamal went
Kalamady
06-17-2004, 01:36 PM
crazy and he
Communist
06-17-2004, 02:03 PM
ate some babies!
Bottle
06-17-2004, 02:43 PM
Annoyingly though, he
Communist
06-17-2004, 02:47 PM
stole them from
Kalamady
06-17-2004, 03:44 PM
Bottle's left pocket.
Bottle
06-17-2004, 03:52 PM
Bottle got angry
theburning
06-17-2004, 04:14 PM
and realized he
Kalamady
06-17-2004, 04:16 PM
had ate feet.
Bottle
06-17-2004, 04:19 PM
Making sense is
theburning
06-17-2004, 04:20 PM
a good idea
Kalamady
06-17-2004, 04:23 PM
not always. :( Anyways,
Bottle
06-17-2004, 04:27 PM
please try to,
Kalamady
06-17-2004, 04:27 PM
leave Kalamady alone
truffleshfl
06-17-2004, 04:35 PM
because he is
Kalamady
06-17-2004, 04:35 PM
not that bad. :(
Bottle
06-17-2004, 04:40 PM
If he would
Kalamady
06-17-2004, 04:40 PM
be like Bottle
Bottle
06-17-2004, 04:54 PM
and make sense,
(hahaha, good one eh?)
BlackSyphon
06-17-2004, 05:15 PM
like snarr, then
(haha bottle!:p )
Tama Drummer
06-17-2004, 05:21 PM
he'd be stepped
max2k106
06-17-2004, 05:49 PM
xyx's huge foot
Jeffery
06-17-2004, 05:49 PM
(clay, three words mean THREE words)
which was smelly
Bottle
06-17-2004, 06:44 PM
(Here are the thread rules: don't post twice in a row, and use three words. Clay, you just broke them both. Please don't be an idiot...)
continuing from clay's first post: because he stepped
on some cheese
Jeffery
06-17-2004, 07:13 PM
which had sat
Bottle
06-17-2004, 07:16 PM
in some wine
Jeffery
06-17-2004, 07:19 PM
in the French
Bottle
06-17-2004, 07:21 PM
town of Toulouse.
Jeffery
06-17-2004, 07:35 PM
Now where is
Tama Drummer
06-17-2004, 07:52 PM
Seed whom which
Omega_Paladin
06-17-2004, 08:19 PM
KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS
Bottle
06-17-2004, 08:21 PM
took over the
Omega_Paladin
06-17-2004, 08:41 PM
KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS
Bottle
06-17-2004, 08:58 PM
using the might (of)
Jeffery
06-17-2004, 09:23 PM
KILLER ROBOT FIGHTS!
(sorry)
Bottle
06-17-2004, 09:27 PM
(Don't post things like that please.)
Left-wing politics is
ArcPaladinZero
06-17-2004, 10:03 PM
no better than
Jeffery
06-17-2004, 10:09 PM
right wing politics.
Bottle
06-17-2004, 10:42 PM
In other words,
Aro23r
06-17-2004, 10:56 PM
things are not
Tama Drummer
06-17-2004, 11:52 PM
meant to be
Bottle
06-17-2004, 11:54 PM
looking good for
Tama Drummer
06-17-2004, 11:56 PM
abraham lincoln since
Shuttle Rider
06-18-2004, 05:33 AM
a pile of
Communist
06-18-2004, 05:54 AM
crap was on
Kalamady
06-18-2004, 07:02 AM
the front lawn.
Kalamady
06-18-2004, 07:24 AM
better than ck1.
ArcPaladinZero
06-18-2004, 07:57 AM
KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS
Ark Knight
06-18-2004, 08:50 AM
kill KILLER SEIZURE
Xiao Cloud inc.
06-18-2004, 08:52 AM
realised that this
Ark Knight
06-18-2004, 08:57 AM
bathroom broke and
Xiao Cloud inc.
06-18-2004, 09:02 AM
then they destroyed
Ark Knight
06-18-2004, 09:03 AM
KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS!!
Tama Drummer
06-18-2004, 09:14 AM
Everyone knows that
Kalamady
06-18-2004, 09:28 AM
cheese has holes.
Tama Drummer
06-18-2004, 09:31 AM
Kalamady doesn't know
max2k106
06-18-2004, 10:44 AM
the ax murderer
Tama Drummer
06-18-2004, 11:09 AM
ate his moldy
ArcPaladinZero
06-18-2004, 02:00 PM
greasy shoes. Two
Bottle
06-18-2004, 04:51 PM
left feet would
BlackSyphon
06-18-2004, 05:10 PM
be hideous to
ArcPaladinZero
06-18-2004, 05:11 PM
walk barefoot outside
BlackSyphon
06-18-2004, 05:12 PM
when your girlfriend
Bottle
06-18-2004, 05:17 PM
likes to dance
ArcPaladinZero
06-18-2004, 05:38 PM
on hot coals.
Bottle
06-18-2004, 05:48 PM
But such is
Shuttle Rider
06-18-2004, 05:53 PM
a stupid slut
iron-rain
06-18-2004, 06:30 PM
without a brain.
Shuttle Rider
06-18-2004, 06:46 PM
who had a
Bottle
06-18-2004, 06:49 PM
undersized cranial capacity
Shuttle Rider
06-18-2004, 07:20 PM
& she took
Bottle
06-18-2004, 07:22 PM
Shuttle Rider's brain
-demonkiller-
06-18-2004, 07:34 PM
and went to
Kalamady
06-18-2004, 07:37 PM
the general store.
Communist
06-18-2004, 07:39 PM
Then she sold
Kalamady
06-18-2004, 07:41 PM
harghen shmarghen blarghen
Bottle
06-18-2004, 07:41 PM
a teddy bear
Communist
06-18-2004, 07:42 PM
for only 2.99??!!!
Kalamady
06-18-2004, 07:42 PM
and harghen said
Bottle
06-18-2004, 07:43 PM
"Wow, what a
-demonkiller-
06-18-2004, 07:46 PM
GREAT FUCKING DEAL.
Communist
06-18-2004, 07:46 PM
(skipping the last post)
dumb hoe! She,
Bottle
06-18-2004, 07:46 PM
rather annoyed by
-demonkiller-
06-18-2004, 07:49 PM
the big fat (dont ignor me!)
Communist
06-18-2004, 07:50 PM
man eating her
Bottle
06-18-2004, 07:55 PM
nose, said "go
-demonkiller-
06-18-2004, 07:55 PM
homade corn bread (i'm not perverted)
Communist
06-18-2004, 07:56 PM
(ignoring demons not making sense post)
away you evil
BlackSyphon
06-18-2004, 08:01 PM
jar full of
-demonkiller-
06-18-2004, 08:01 PM
(i'm not posting cuz u wont listen anyway so i'm going to go to sleep cya all later.)
Kalamady
06-18-2004, 08:02 PM
free dollar bills!
Communist
06-18-2004, 08:02 PM
Kikkoman soy sauce
Bottle
06-18-2004, 08:03 PM
is often poured
Kalamady
06-18-2004, 08:05 PM
on people heads
Bottle
06-18-2004, 08:06 PM
causing them to
Kalamady
06-18-2004, 08:06 PM
smell kinda weird.
Communist
06-18-2004, 08:06 PM
Hey, look, its
Kalamady
06-18-2004, 08:08 PM
Bottle's ex-girlfriend girl...
(didnt know if ex-girlfriend was 2 words.)
Bottle
06-18-2004, 08:11 PM
but Bottle doesn't
Communist
06-18-2004, 08:11 PM
have girlfriends since
Bottle
06-18-2004, 08:13 PM
he loves only
Kalamady
06-18-2004, 08:14 PM
spaghetti and meatballs.
Communist
06-18-2004, 08:15 PM
But they taste
Bottle
06-18-2004, 08:15 PM
so darn good!
Communist
06-18-2004, 08:16 PM
They easily replace
Bottle
06-18-2004, 08:17 PM
Commie's brain with
Communist
06-18-2004, 08:18 PM
......wait, what brain?!
(sometimes, i just have to insult myself beofre others)
Bottle
06-18-2004, 08:19 PM
The one that
Communist
06-18-2004, 08:21 PM
is in my
Bottle
06-18-2004, 08:25 PM
pickling jar, for
Communist
06-18-2004, 08:26 PM
Safe keeeping! It
Bottle
06-18-2004, 08:27 PM
needs constant attention,
Communist
06-18-2004, 08:28 PM
or else it
Bottle
06-18-2004, 08:31 PM
shrivels up and
Communist
06-18-2004, 08:33 PM
goes away forever!:(
Bottle
06-18-2004, 08:33 PM
Fortunately, he has
BlackSyphon
06-18-2004, 08:34 PM
ten pairs of
Communist
06-18-2004, 08:34 PM
this special ointment
Bottle
06-18-2004, 08:35 PM
which allows him
Communist
06-18-2004, 08:36 PM
to keep his
Bottle
06-18-2004, 08:44 PM
body moving and
tobyk100
06-18-2004, 08:45 PM
WHO HAS ACTUALLY READ THIS WHOLE THING?(no part of story)
Communist
06-18-2004, 08:46 PM
renegerized to get
Bottle
06-18-2004, 08:56 PM
(I've read it all, as I went along; not all in one sitting though)
better spelling ability.
BlackSyphon
06-18-2004, 09:16 PM
of a turtle
DeadFishGuy
06-18-2004, 11:43 PM
(Notice the period, BlackSyphon.)
which sometimes activates
Bottle
06-19-2004, 12:03 AM
annoyed feelings in
theburning
06-19-2004, 12:32 AM
everyone who reads
Bottle
06-19-2004, 12:34 AM
the n00bs' posts.
theburning
06-19-2004, 12:36 AM
Thankfully Bottle thinks
Bottle
06-19-2004, 12:38 AM
theburning is beautiful
theburning
06-19-2004, 12:39 AM
and theburning thinks
Bottle
06-19-2004, 12:39 AM
Bottle is wonderful!
DeadFishGuy
06-19-2004, 12:40 AM
Will anything happen
Bottle
06-19-2004, 12:42 AM
if theburning edits
theburning
06-19-2004, 12:43 AM
Bottle's posts when
Bottle
06-19-2004, 12:44 AM
he says something
theburning
06-19-2004, 12:45 AM
that implies he
Bottle
06-19-2004, 12:46 AM
eats too much?
theburning
06-19-2004, 12:47 AM
Generally the reason
Bottle
06-19-2004, 12:56 AM
for love is
sOOisiDal
06-19-2004, 02:04 AM
hunger and the
DeadFishGuy
06-19-2004, 03:38 AM
exploding cheese sandwiches
Shuttle Rider
06-19-2004, 04:58 AM
to die for
ArcPaladinZero
06-19-2004, 08:07 AM
because they are
DeadFishGuy
06-19-2004, 08:47 AM
infused with Selenium
Communist
06-19-2004, 08:51 AM
which is very
Kalamady
06-19-2004, 09:39 AM
just is. Anyways,
max2k106
06-19-2004, 09:50 AM
superman killed Seinfeld
theburning
06-19-2004, 09:54 AM
while kissing his
Al Caponeoni
06-19-2004, 10:00 AM
kryptonite-laced Barbie
theburning
06-19-2004, 10:02 AM
covered in gallons
ArcPaladinZero
06-19-2004, 10:24 AM
extremely hot, and
theburning
06-19-2004, 10:26 AM
very nutritious cheese.
ArcPaladinZero
06-19-2004, 10:28 AM
Hey! Look it's
Al Caponeoni
06-19-2004, 10:29 AM
Arc's Aunt Sally,
:D
ArcPaladinZero
06-19-2004, 10:29 AM
who bakes cookies!
Kalamady
06-19-2004, 10:43 AM
Chocolate chip and
iron-rain
06-19-2004, 10:50 AM
butterscotch cookies. She
BlackSyphon
06-19-2004, 11:13 AM
tries not to
iron-rain
06-19-2004, 11:33 AM
put to much
Omegus
06-19-2004, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by iron-rain
put to much
feces and not
DeadFishGuy
06-19-2004, 12:56 PM
too much spam
Omegus
06-19-2004, 12:57 PM
Originally posted by DeadFishGuy
too much spam
but eventually she
DeadFishGuy
06-19-2004, 01:04 PM
stopped inserting quotes.
(Take the hint, Omegus.)
Tama Drummer
06-19-2004, 01:05 PM
Eating too many
theburning
06-19-2004, 01:07 PM
cheese sandwiches and
genghiskahn16
06-19-2004, 01:10 PM
she became very
Kalamady
06-19-2004, 01:15 PM
happy yet goofy
DeadFishGuy
06-19-2004, 01:18 PM
toothed, thus destroying
genghiskahn16
06-19-2004, 05:43 PM
his moms favorite
BlackSyphon
06-19-2004, 05:51 PM
tree's branch's leaves
Communist
06-19-2004, 06:14 PM
which are now
Al Caponeoni
06-19-2004, 06:18 PM
unfortunately deceased. Popping
Communist
06-19-2004, 06:20 PM
pooping popcorns are
Yoshi
06-19-2004, 06:25 PM
crazily crazy when
Communist
06-19-2004, 06:26 PM
eating that speacial
Al Caponeoni
06-19-2004, 06:44 PM
kind of coconut
Al Caponeoni
06-19-2004, 08:20 PM
very very sleepy!
CK1 CLEAN OUT YOUR PM INBOX!!!!
And then check your PMs!
:D
DeadFishGuy
06-19-2004, 11:01 PM
I like pies
ArcPaladinZero
06-20-2004, 05:27 AM
made with small
Kalamady
06-20-2004, 09:39 AM
cocunuts and rocks
Communist
06-20-2004, 11:09 AM
dried monkey poop!
ArcPaladinZero
06-20-2004, 11:33 AM
Banners are really
Communist
06-20-2004, 11:34 AM
different then other
iron-rain
06-20-2004, 12:39 PM
picture because they
genghiskahn16
06-20-2004, 06:11 PM
look like they
genghiskahn16
06-20-2004, 08:10 PM
alot of shrooms.
iron-rain
06-20-2004, 08:31 PM
Speaking of shrooms,
ArcPaladinZero
06-21-2004, 07:00 PM
some fell from
Bottle
06-22-2004, 04:16 AM
my right elbow
theburning
06-22-2004, 04:35 AM
after I had
Bottle
06-22-2004, 05:35 AM
eaten it with
max2k106
06-22-2004, 06:49 AM
soy sauce and
ArcPaladinZero
06-22-2004, 09:03 AM
a hint of
Al Caponeoni
06-22-2004, 09:14 AM
week-old cheese.
Al Caponeoni
06-22-2004, 09:22 AM
hamburgers in Burger King,
Burger King= one word.
Burger King= evil conglomerate bent on destroying hamburgers as we now it.
Al Caponeoni
06-22-2004, 09:39 AM
In-and-Out Burger reigns supreme!
In-and-Out Burger... one word.
:D
iron-rain
06-22-2004, 10:02 AM
Mcdonalds is better
Al Caponeoni
06-22-2004, 10:05 AM
at tasty fries,
Jeffery
06-22-2004, 10:09 AM
than any other
iron-rain
06-22-2004, 10:49 AM
fast food restaraunt.
Al Caponeoni
06-22-2004, 10:54 AM
Speaking of beef,
max2k106
06-22-2004, 10:56 AM
I really hate
iron-rain
06-22-2004, 11:08 AM
cows that just
max2k106
06-22-2004, 11:25 AM
sit around and
DeadFishGuy
06-22-2004, 12:21 PM
until they collide
ArcPaladinZero
06-22-2004, 12:25 PM
with Nissan 300ZXs.
DeadFishGuy
06-22-2004, 12:49 PM
Are we going
iron-rain
06-22-2004, 12:50 PM
to japan for
max2k106
06-22-2004, 01:43 PM
the anual anus
iron-rain
06-22-2004, 02:31 PM
festival of champions.
Jeffery
06-22-2004, 02:34 PM
I was hoping
ArcPaladinZero
06-22-2004, 02:56 PM
get a cookie
Jeffery
06-22-2004, 02:59 PM
when I go
ArcPaladinZero
06-22-2004, 03:01 PM
to the forums
theburning
06-22-2004, 03:19 PM
to eat cheese.
ArcPaladinZero
06-22-2004, 03:22 PM
There's nothing like
iron-rain
06-22-2004, 03:28 PM
like cheese on
theburning
06-22-2004, 03:33 PM
a warm summers
iron-rain
06-22-2004, 04:57 PM
day. Theburning has
theburning
06-22-2004, 06:14 PM
at least 700
iron-rain
06-22-2004, 06:16 PM
dollars in cash.
ArcPaladinZero
06-22-2004, 06:18 PM
Yeah, well some
iron-rain
06-22-2004, 06:20 PM
will goto ArcPalidanZero.
ArcPaladinZero
06-22-2004, 06:24 PM
APZ is so
ArcPaladinZero
06-22-2004, 06:47 PM
gonna smite you...
(You idiot, get out of this thread.)
max2k106
06-22-2004, 07:35 PM
Unless you do
genghiskahn16
06-22-2004, 08:06 PM
sing the great
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