BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[max2k106]

race that ended

[cheeseman]

in (a) grueling time (of)

[Cephas]

(I don't think that sticking in brackets makes the extra words disappear...)

[Kalamady]

65.32 minutes, then

(There parenthesis):p

[cheeseman]

quacked in victory!

(Cephas, the reason I put the extra words in brackets is so people would not be confused and go, "doesnt make sense" or "be more clear".. catch my drift there, tiger?) ;)

[max2k106]

Suddenly, Jamal went

[Kalamady]

crazy and he

[Communist]

ate some babies!

[Bottle]

Annoyingly though, he

[Communist]

stole them from

[Kalamady]

Bottle's left pocket.

[Bottle]

Bottle got angry

[theburning]

and realized he

[Kalamady]

had ate feet.

[Bottle]

Making sense is

[theburning]

a good idea

[Kalamady]

not always. :( Anyways,

[Bottle]

please try to,

[Kalamady]

leave Kalamady alone

[truffleshfl]

because he is

[Kalamady]

not that bad. :(

[Bottle]

If he would

[Kalamady]

be like Bottle

[Bottle]

and make sense,

(hahaha, good one eh?)

[BlackSyphon]

like snarr, then

(haha bottle!:p )

[Tama Drummer]

he'd be stepped

[clay]

on by,

[max2k106]

xyx's huge foot

[Jeffery]

(clay, three words mean THREE words)

which was smelly

[clay]

beacause he stepped,

[clay]

on a pile,

[Bottle]

(Here are the thread rules: don't post twice in a row, and use three words. Clay, you just broke them both. Please don't be an idiot...)

continuing from clay's first post: because he stepped

on some cheese

[Jeffery]

which had sat

[Bottle]

in some wine

[Jeffery]

in the French

[Bottle]

town of Toulouse.

[Jeffery]

Now where is

[Tama Drummer]

Seed whom which

[Omega_Paladin]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS

[Bottle]

took over the

[Omega_Paladin]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS

[Bottle]

using the might (of)

[Jeffery]

KILLER ROBOT FIGHTS!

(sorry)

[Bottle]

(Don't post things like that please.)

Left-wing politics is

[ArcPaladinZero]

no better than

[Jeffery]

right wing politics.

[Bottle]

In other words,

[Aro23r]

things are not

[Tama Drummer]

meant to be

[Bottle]

looking good for

[Tama Drummer]

abraham lincoln since

[Shuttle Rider]

a pile of

[Communist]

crap was on

[Kalamady]

the front lawn.

[ck1]

Lord Kalamady is

[Kalamady]

better than ck1.

[ck1]

:D He probably is.

[ArcPaladinZero]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS

[Ark Knight]

kill KILLER SEIZURE

[Xiao Cloud inc.]

realised that this

[Ark Knight]

bathroom broke and

[Xiao Cloud inc.]

then they destroyed

[Ark Knight]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS!!

[Tama Drummer]

Everyone knows that

[Kalamady]

cheese has holes.

[Tama Drummer]

Kalamady doesn't know

[max2k106]

the ax murderer

[Tama Drummer]

ate his moldy

[ck1]

orange and his

[ArcPaladinZero]

greasy shoes. Two

[Bottle]

left feet would

[BlackSyphon]

be hideous to

[ArcPaladinZero]

walk barefoot outside

[BlackSyphon]

when your girlfriend

[Bottle]

likes to dance

[ArcPaladinZero]

on hot coals.

[Bottle]

But such is

[Shuttle Rider]

a stupid slut

[iron-rain]

without a brain.

[Shuttle Rider]

who had a

[Bottle]

undersized cranial capacity

[Shuttle Rider]

& she took

[Bottle]

Shuttle Rider's brain

[-demonkiller-]

and went to

[Kalamady]

the general store.

[Communist]

Then she sold

[Kalamady]

harghen shmarghen blarghen

[Bottle]

a teddy bear

[Communist]

for only 2.99??!!!

[Kalamady]

and harghen said

[Bottle]

"Wow, what a

[-demonkiller-]

GREAT FUCKING DEAL.

[Communist]

(skipping the last post)

dumb hoe! She,

[Bottle]

rather annoyed by

[-demonkiller-]

the big fat (dont ignor me!)

[Communist]

man eating her

[Bottle]

nose, said "go

[-demonkiller-]

homade corn bread (i'm not perverted)

[Communist]

(ignoring demons not making sense post)

away you evil

[BlackSyphon]

jar full of

[-demonkiller-]

(i'm not posting cuz u wont listen anyway so i'm going to go to sleep cya all later.)

[Kalamady]

free dollar bills!

[Communist]

Kikkoman soy sauce

[Bottle]

is often poured

[Kalamady]

on people heads

[Bottle]

causing them to

[Kalamady]

smell kinda weird.

[Communist]

Hey, look, its

[Kalamady]

Bottle's ex-girlfriend girl...


(didnt know if ex-girlfriend was 2 words.)

[Bottle]

but Bottle doesn't

[Communist]

have girlfriends since

[Bottle]

he loves only

[Kalamady]

spaghetti and meatballs.

[Communist]

But they taste

[Bottle]

so darn good!

[Communist]

They easily replace

[Bottle]

Commie's brain with

[Communist]

......wait, what brain?!



(sometimes, i just have to insult myself beofre others)

[Bottle]

The one that

[Communist]

is in my

[Bottle]

pickling jar, for

[Communist]

Safe keeeping! It

[Bottle]

needs constant attention,

[Communist]

or else it

[Bottle]

shrivels up and

[Communist]

goes away forever!:(

[Bottle]

Fortunately, he has

[BlackSyphon]

ten pairs of

[Communist]

this special ointment

[Bottle]

which allows him

[Communist]

to keep his

[Bottle]

body moving and

[tobyk100]

WHO HAS ACTUALLY READ THIS WHOLE THING?(no part of story)

[Communist]

renegerized to get

[Bottle]

(I've read it all, as I went along; not all in one sitting though)

better spelling ability.

[BlackSyphon]

of a turtle

[DeadFishGuy]

(Notice the period, BlackSyphon.)

which sometimes activates

[Bottle]

annoyed feelings in

[theburning]

everyone who reads

[Bottle]

the n00bs' posts.

[theburning]

Thankfully Bottle thinks

[Bottle]

theburning is beautiful

[theburning]

and theburning thinks

[Bottle]

Bottle is wonderful!

[DeadFishGuy]

Will anything happen

[Bottle]

if theburning edits

[theburning]

Bottle's posts when

[Bottle]

he says something

[theburning]

that implies he

[Bottle]

eats too much?

[theburning]

Generally the reason

[Bottle]

for love is

[sOOisiDal]

hunger and the

[DeadFishGuy]

exploding cheese sandwiches

[Shuttle Rider]

to die for

[ArcPaladinZero]

because they are

[DeadFishGuy]

infused with Selenium

[Communist]

which is very

[clay]

toxic because it,

[Kalamady]

just is. Anyways,

[max2k106]

superman killed Seinfeld

[theburning]

while kissing his

[Al Caponeoni]

kryptonite-laced Barbie

[theburning]

covered in gallons

[clay]

of frezzing cold,

[ArcPaladinZero]

extremely hot, and

[theburning]

very nutritious cheese.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Hey! Look it's

[Al Caponeoni]

Arc's Aunt Sally,

:D

[ArcPaladinZero]

who bakes cookies!

[Kalamady]

Chocolate chip and

[iron-rain]

butterscotch cookies. She

[BlackSyphon]

tries not to

[iron-rain]

put to much

[Omegus]

Originally posted by iron-rain
put to much

feces and not

[DeadFishGuy]

too much spam

[Omegus]

Originally posted by DeadFishGuy
too much spam

but eventually she

[DeadFishGuy]

stopped inserting quotes.

(Take the hint, Omegus.)

[Tama Drummer]

Eating too many

[theburning]

cheese sandwiches and

[genghiskahn16]

she became very

[Kalamady]

happy yet goofy

[DeadFishGuy]

toothed, thus destroying

[genghiskahn16]

his moms favorite

[BlackSyphon]

tree's branch's leaves

[Communist]

which are now

[Al Caponeoni]

unfortunately deceased. Popping

[Communist]

pooping popcorns are

[Yoshi]

crazily crazy when

[Communist]

eating that speacial

[Al Caponeoni]

kind of coconut

[ck1]

that makes people

[Al Caponeoni]

very very sleepy!


CK1 CLEAN OUT YOUR PM INBOX!!!!

And then check your PMs!

:D

[DeadFishGuy]

I like pies

[ArcPaladinZero]

made with small

[Kalamady]

cocunuts and rocks

[ck1]

and topped with

[Communist]

dried monkey poop!

[ArcPaladinZero]

Banners are really

[Communist]

different then other

[iron-rain]

picture because they

[genghiskahn16]

look like they

[ck1]

are on drugs.

[clay]

beacause they ate

[genghiskahn16]

alot of shrooms.

[iron-rain]

Speaking of shrooms,

[ArcPaladinZero]

some fell from

[Bottle]

my right elbow

[theburning]

after I had

[Bottle]

eaten it with

[max2k106]

soy sauce and

[ArcPaladinZero]

a hint of

[Al Caponeoni]

week-old cheese.

[ck1]

Pickles dance on

[Al Caponeoni]

hamburgers in Burger King,


Burger King= one word.

Burger King= evil conglomerate bent on destroying hamburgers as we now it.

[ck1]

I hate BurgerKing.

[Al Caponeoni]

In-and-Out Burger reigns supreme!


In-and-Out Burger... one word.

:D

[iron-rain]

Mcdonalds is better

[Al Caponeoni]

at tasty fries,

[Jeffery]

than any other

[iron-rain]

fast food restaraunt.

[Al Caponeoni]

Speaking of beef,

[max2k106]

I really hate

[iron-rain]

cows that just

[max2k106]

sit around and

[clay]

block the highways

[DeadFishGuy]

until they collide

[ArcPaladinZero]

with Nissan 300ZXs.

[DeadFishGuy]

Are we going

[iron-rain]

to japan for

[max2k106]

the anual anus

[iron-rain]

festival of champions.

[Jeffery]

I was hoping

[ck1]

that i would

[ArcPaladinZero]

get a cookie

[Jeffery]

when I go

[ArcPaladinZero]

to the forums

[theburning]

to eat cheese.

[ArcPaladinZero]

There's nothing like

[iron-rain]

like cheese on

[theburning]

a warm summers

[iron-rain]

day. Theburning has

[theburning]

at least 700

[iron-rain]

dollars in cash.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Yeah, well some

[iron-rain]

will goto ArcPalidanZero.

[ArcPaladinZero]

APZ is so

[ArcPaladinZero]

gonna smite you...

(You idiot, get out of this thread.)

[max2k106]

Unless you do

[genghiskahn16]

sing the great