BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[clay]

song of god,

[ArcPaladinZero]

whatever it may

[theburning]

happen to be.

[Jeffery]

Maybe someday we

[theburning]

will sing every

[Omega_Paladin]

every showtoon from

[iron-rain]

the center of

[theburning]

your friends pool.

[ArcPaladinZero]

It's fun to

[Bottle]

post here, so

[Cephas]

we must lay

[paulk6]

down the law.

[Al Caponeoni]

God decided to

[paulk6]

Smite Yo Mama

[Al Caponeoni]

while destroying Norway.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Poor Norway is

[Al Caponeoni]

always being shat

[DeadFishGuy]

upon by giant

[Jeffery]

ugly post whores

[Cephas]

sugh as the

[Al Caponeoni]

retired master, KillerKev.

[paulk6]

Man, KillerKev killed

[Dark-Death]

a lot of

[Al Caponeoni]

valid threads. That's

[+He 4th 4sight]

why he got

[theburning]

cheese and beer.

[+He 4th 4sight]

Oh my god...

[theburning]

Bottle and Melissa

[+He 4th 4sight]

forever god and

[iron-rain]

Goddess. What happened

[+He 4th 4sight]

is that someone

[Al Caponeoni]

sniffed Juliette's hair,

[iron-rain]

or is it

[Al Caponeoni]

Juliette sniffed his

[iron-rain]

hair. What is

[Al Caponeoni]

sniffing-hair obsession

[theburning]

in terms of

[iron-rain]

eating a cake?

[Al Caponeoni]

fetishes that exist

[iron-rain]

Are nothing compared

[theburning]

to having someone

[Al Caponeoni]

dangle their extremities

[iron-rain]

out on the

[Al Caponeoni]

balcony of some

[theburning]

random apartment building.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Running down a

[Al Caponeoni]

steep incline, APZ

[paulk6]

tripped and died.

[iron-rain]

Is it really

[+He 4th 4sight]

that bad afterall

[Jeffery]

it is not

[+He 4th 4sight]

three words long

[DeadFishGuy]

? Yes it is.

[Jeffery]

But can it

[theburning]

surpass the prior

[Bottle]

inclination of the

[theburning]

love for Bottle?

[Dark-Death]

then this guy

[theburning]

walked down the street

[Jeffery]

singing to himself

[Dark*Demon]

.then he went

[theburning]

to Austrailia to

[Dark*Demon]

stalk a guy.

[theburning]

The general purpose

[Dark*Demon]

of playing a

[p51spittinnails]

good tactics game

[Jeffery]

should always be

[Dark*Demon]

good. I may

[Jeffery]

someday try to

[Dark*Demon]

actually think about

[p51spittinnails]

what the HELL

[p51spittinnails]

i am thinking

[p51spittinnails]

, i think...

[Jeffery]

*Quick note. Double and triple posting is not allowed. Post once, wait for someone to reply. Don;t take more than ytour fair share of turns. It is three word story, not 9 word story.*

sometime I want

[ArcPaladinZero]

to get married

[Dark*Demon]

with a cow

[ArcPaladinZero]

that can fly

[Jeffery]

that way I

[Dark*Demon]

cried when it

[paulk6]

ate Dark*Demon, NOT!

[Jeffery]

I mean really,

[Cephas]

I'd get indigestion

[DeadFishGuy]

in my brain

[ArcPaladinZero]

because brains don't

[Cephas]

particularely like Dark*Demons

[clay]

because he is,

[G.man...]

a dumbass that

[Jeffery]

once said he

[DeadFishGuy]

accelerated global warming.

[Jeffery]

But I figured

[DeadFishGuy]

figures, whilst figuring

[G.man...]

the figure of

[Jeffery]

a figurine for

[clay]

figures of speech...

[p51spittinnails]

which taste very

[DeadFishGuy]

fig-like. If I

[iron-rain]

am not mistaken.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Get totally FREE

[paulk6]

FireFox from here. (http://www.mozilla.org/products/firefox/)

[+He 4th 4sight]

FireFox is a

[iron-rain]

Firefox is only

[BlackSyphon]

mutant fox that

[iron-rain]

rips the heart

[theburning]

out of children.

[iron-rain]

That piece of

[theburning]

chicken with tahini

[iron-rain]

, doesnt that make

[theburning]

a tasty treat?

[iron-rain]

As a matter

[Jeffery]

fact, I once

[Dark-Death]

ate some cheese

[+He 4th 4sight]

with a fox

[paulk6]

made of fire.

[+He 4th 4sight]

Once apon a time

[iron-rain]

some guy said

[+He 4th 4sight]

that some guy

[iron-rain]

was hitting on

[+He 4th 4sight]

theburning DivineRight got

[iron-rain]

a porsche for

[paulk6]

theburning. She is

[+He 4th 4sight]

now forced to

[iron-rain]

marry him. THis

[+He 4th 4sight]

DivineRight and make

[iron-rain]

more money for

(jesus christ 4thsight, your computer must be fast)

[+He 4th 4sight]

the tao community

[iron-rain]

and for himself.

[+He 4th 4sight]

Iron-rain will post

[iron-rain]

more than dim.

[+He 4th 4sight]

and more than

[Jeffery]

I ever \could.

[iron-rain]

Yeah right, i

[Jeffery]

can only hope

*woot. Beat Hulky!*

[+He 4th 4sight]

that I can

[Jeffery]

someday make it

[iron-rain]

to jeffery's post

[+He 4th 4sight]

(Jeffery aol disconnected me I had to get back on... err... now I need diner)

before Hulky does

[iron-rain]

. The only mistake

[+He 4th 4sight]

(I eat fast)

is that he

[iron-rain]

drinks while posts. (DWP)

[+He 4th 4sight]

I got laid.

[iron-rain]

Laugh out loud!

[+He 4th 4sight]

three word sentance.

[genghiskahn16]

Soccer is a

[+He 4th 4sight]

very weird sport.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Firefox pwns all.

[+He 4th 4sight]

I think so.

( YEAH I WAS FIRST TO POST IN PAGE 444 YEAH 4 is my favorite number...)

[ArcPaladinZero]

I'm pretty sure.

[+He 4th 4sight]

If you were

[Jeffery]

to look at

[+He 4th 4sight]

Mr.Eds Teeth you'd

[Jeffery]

be looking a

[theburning]

the largest possible

[Jeffery]

gifted horse in

[+He 4th 4sight]

TV land history.

[ArcPaladinZero]

It's very important

[+He 4th 4sight]

to brush your

[theburning]

pigeons hair while

[+He 4th 4sight]

eating KFC chicken.

[Jeffery]

otherwise the hair

[iron-rain]

will rot and

[theburning]

turn into toothpaste.

[iron-rain]

That is a

[theburning]

truly disturbing thought.

[iron-rain]

Burning and this

[theburning]

kid named JR

[Jeffery]

once danced with

[+He 4th 4sight]

a dole pineapple

[T3km4n]

which was retarded

[Shuttle Rider]

& she had

[DeadFishGuy]

to go kill

[paulk6]

the magic fishy.

[Bottle]

Unfortunately, the fishy

[paulk6]

lived. But then

[h()()t]

he was dead

[+He 4th 4sight]

.H()()T is a word.

[G.man...]

the fish rose

[+He 4th 4sight]

from his grave

[h()()t]

but he is

[G.man...]

now a frog

[+He 4th 4sight]

with a peanut

[h()()t]

but he loses

[+He 4th 4sight]

peanunt and finds

[G.man...]

a melon that

[+He 4th 4sight]

disapears and finds

[G.man...]

another melon that

[Jeffery]

had also disappered

[+He 4th 4sight]

followed by finding

[ArcPaladinZero]

a brown door

[Jeffery]

with a picture

[theburning]

of a pecan.

[+He 4th 4sight]

Jeffery is cool.

[DeadFishGuy]

Or is he?

[+He 4th 4sight]

I think so.

[DeadFishGuy]

Or do you?

[G.man...]

think he found

[+He 4th 4sight]

out absolutly nothing.

[DeadFishGuy]

Or did he?

(Question mark means end of sentence, G man. Try not to make that mistake in the future.)

[+He 4th 4sight]

I think so.

[DeadFishGuy]

Or will you?

[+He 4th 4sight]

I think so.

[DeadFishGuy]

Or do -------

(HA!!! Gotcha!!)


It's interesting to

[+He 4th 4sight]

say three words.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Running away from

[Jeffery]

the biggest cat

[+He 4th 4sight]

Jeffer said something.

[iron-rain]

about him leaving.

[+He 4th 4sight]

ArcPaladinZero is a

[paulk6]

big smiling pig

[iron-rain]

with pink socks

[+He 4th 4sight]

in my signature.

[iron-rain]

He is very

[paulk6]

So anyways, cheese

[iron-rain]

is good for

[paulk6]

your taste buds.

(w00t 666 posts)

[+He 4th 4sight]

farting, getting fat,

[iron-rain]

and missing work.

[+He 4th 4sight]

Iron-rain is a

[iron-rain]

big fat piece

[+He 4th 4sight]

of sexy ass.

[paulk6]

Wow. Just wow.

[DeadFishGuy]

What on Earth

[+He 4th 4sight]

can kill me?

[paulk6]

Just about everything.

[ArcPaladinZero]

I agree paulk6.

[iron-rain]

Laughing out loud

[Jeffery]

is quite healthy

[Tama Drummer]

as long as

[ArcPaladinZero]

you have shoes

[iron-rain]

on your feet.

[DeadFishGuy]

However, due to

[iron-rain]

fungal activity going

[Jeffery]

going on in Ach's

[iron-rain]

toenails, there will

[DeadFishGuy]

be no more

[G.man...]

diseases in craniums

[T3km4n]

But you are

[G.man...]

made out of

[DeadFishGuy]

polycarbonate picnic baskets.

[Bottle]

This makes it

[theburning]

excruciatingly difficult because

[clay]

you always have

[ArcPaladinZero]

those who can

[iron-rain]

sew, and those

[Stitchface]

who eat u

[Tama Drummer]

. Questioning my authority...

[h()()t]

but i always

[theburning]

end up deciding

[Jeffery]

to just ignore

[PETEYKing]

them, so I

[Jeffery]

put them on