BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[theburning]

as quickly as

[Jeffery]

a speeding banana

[paulk6]

getting a ticket

[Al Caponeoni]

wipes his bottom.

[Jeffery]

I was confused

[Al Caponeoni]

about the origin

[Bottle]

of our universe,

[Omega_Paladin]

then SEIZURE ROBOTS

[Bottle]

explained it, and

[Omega_Paladin]

turned the world

[Bottle]

into a pumpkin.

[Omega_Paladin]

Then they all

[Bottle]

ate the pumpkin,

[Omega_Paladin]

killing us all.

[Bottle]

This annoyed Ach,

[Omega_Paladin]

but noone cared

[h()()t]

but ach,still

[ArcPaladinZero]

had a problem

[h()()t]

wiht his annoyed

[ArcPaladinZero]

little kitty dog.

[h()()t]

but one day

[Jeffery]

hoot got killed.

[h()()t]

but that can't

[GreenSamurai]

happen cause he's

[h()()t]

an imortal owl

[Jeffery]

who's super hootalicious.

[h()()t]

the only h()()T

[madd dog36]

in the whole

[iron-rain]

world cannot fight.

[GreenSamurai]

i took out

[ArcPaladinZero]

the trash and

[h()()t]

made a mess

[paulk6]

of h()()t's brain.

(Never mind, it's too late for that :rolleyes: )

[Omega_Paladin]

Then... KILLER SEIZURE

[ArcPaladinZero]

ROBOTS BURNINATED THE

[Omega_Paladin]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS!

[ArcPaladinZero]

It takes 3

[Tama Drummer]

dancing cows to

[ArcPaladinZero]

master the art

[Omega_Paladin]

of feng poo

[ArcPaladinZero]

also known as

[Omega_Paladin]

APZ Modernistic Expressionism

[ArcPaladinZero]

of Unlimited Doom.

[h()()t]

But one day

[Tama Drummer]

a cow jumped

[ArcPaladinZero]

over a train

[Tama Drummer]

and the spoon

[ArcPaladinZero]

that just happened

[Tama Drummer]

to be named

[Jeffery]

after a certain

[Al Caponeoni]

fuzzy TAO unit.

[ArcPaladinZero]

It's very important

[Tama Drummer]

to change your

[Jeffery]

underwear before you

[Al Caponeoni]

eat chocolate pudding.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Someone buy me

[Tama Drummer]

a chocolate covered

[GreenSamurai]

bananna mushroom sandwich

[ArcPaladinZero]

and Mountain Dew!

[Tama Drummer]

Cheerleaders are really

[ArcPaladinZero]

really good at

[Tama Drummer]

somethng other than

[|_on3_Gunm@n]

monkeys raging crazly

[h()()t]

why are you

[|_on3_Gunm@n]

kicking my mother

[h()()t]

in a bottle

[|_on3_Gunm@n]

of old coke

[h()()t]

that is made

[|_on3_Gunm@n]

by a midget

[Tama Drummer]

with a pair

[PETEYKing]

of thongs? Why

[Jeffery]

.

[Tama Drummer]

would someone suspect

[PETEYKing]

that we all

[Al Caponeoni]

don't mind n00bs?

[Tama Drummer]

Maybe if I

[Jeffery]

killed all n00bs

[h()()t]

tao would be

[PETEYKing]

a better place.

[clay]

All the stupid

[Al Caponeoni]

illiterate piles of

[clay]

wasted TAO accounts.



NOT PART OF STORY:(al could u stop putting wioerd words i havent ever heard of befoer???!!!

[Tama Drummer]

(you don't know what illitereate means?! Man, you are illiterate... well, not really. Or were you tallking about "of?" If so, I can understand. That's a big word for a 12-year-old.)

A new store

[ArcPaladinZero]

was built last

[Tama Drummer]

tuesday because the

[h()()t]

train came friday



I am 13 and i know what that word means.

[PETEYKing]

so that the

Im 12 and I know what that word is.

[Tama Drummer]

pink elephants could

(good job! you learned how to use a dictionary!)

[Omega_Paladin]

EAT YOU ALIVE!

[BoBo The Fool]

(are we still talking about the word "of"?)

Illiteracy rates in

[Bottle]

the USA are

(I'm 18 and I knew what that word meant when I was 10.:D)

[Rescorlian]

the coolest bunch

(ah bottle, it matters what's inside :D)

[BoBo The Fool]

of numbers, because

[Rescorlian]

they like to

[BoBo The Fool]

multiply themselves??.... Anyway

[Rescorlian]

The mods (of) TAO.. :D

[BoBo The Fool]

are ignoring me.

[Rescorlian]

SO bobo grabbed

[h()()t]

a big chair

[Rescorlian]

Lifted (it) above his

[h()()t]

and kill n()()Bs

[paulk6]

like h()()t so

H()()t, you can't even get three words right. Lifted it above his and kill n()()bs? Doesn't make much sense.

[h()()t]

but you are

[paulk6]

not a noob.

[h()()t]

you only wish

[Jeffery]

*Note to h()()t and paulk6..

There is to be NO flaming in this thread. NONE. Knock it off now or you can be banned. I mean the friggin title says no flaming or will be banned.
I don;t give a flying boxcar if you hate each other. knock it off in these threads or you will DIE**

Jeffery was here.

[h()()t]

so was h()()t


opps im having an off day.

[Jeffery]

*h()()t you may be bad at spelling, but at least learn to count to three. ONE TWO THREE. No more or less words than that. You are again getting to be the worst n00b poster, supassing lonegunman and peteykind quickly*

I wish someone

[KBHoleN1]

would stop them

[h()()t]

before i become


sry i am having an n()()b day. I don't know why. Just not making shur. I am preaty mad right now so maby that is it.
O ya and i could never be as bad as pk and that other guy.

[Rescorlian]

(a) fan (of) stargate Sg-1

a fate worse than death :d (ooo glam's gonna try and take off my head for that on :D)

[h()()t]

but i hate

[Jeffery]

when there is

[Glamdring]

someone around who

[Jeffery]

can't seem to

[Glamdring]

understand things that

[h()()t]

that don't understand

[T3km4n]

how h()()t is

[madd dog36]

but they do

[ArcPaladinZero]

who he is.

[madd dog36]

but now a

[clay]

drunk h00t gave

[T3km4n]

t3km4n help because

[clay]

he needed it

[T3km4n]

but clay also

[clay]

needed it because

[T3km4n]

he is clay.

[clay]

t3km4n found out

[Jeffery]

nothing at all.

[clay]

(he) found nothing cause,

[sorry it's four but i needed to.]

[T3km4n]

he's coolest ever

[clay]

then a caveman.

[Bottle]

Stopping n00bs from

[Omega_Paladin]

being like Bottle

[Bottle]

is a crime

[Omega_Paladin]

because Bottles pregnancy

[Bottle]

was a result

[Omega_Paladin]

of dollar wine

[madd dog36]

because of a

[Fallen & Forgot]

french wine seller

[madd dog36]

who thought he

[Bottle]

was God. Bottle

[Jeffery]

on the other

[GreenSamurai]

hand thought he

[clay]

was going somewhere

[T3km4n]

THE END: *ZAP*

[Al Caponeoni]

was going somewhere

near Kenya, but

[T3km4n]

he fell anddied

[clay]

he was stopped

[Tama Drummer]

the the big

[ArcPaladinZero]

disk shooting gun?

[Tama Drummer]

These guns are

[Jeffery]

not as fun

[Tama Drummer]

most guns because

[ArcPaladinZero]

they lack the

[Tama Drummer]

power, knoledge, and...



("These guns are...
...not as fun...
...most guns because...

woops... forgot a word)

[Furious_Angel]

my god... i cant believe this thread is still here

[ArcPaladinZero]

pizza pot pie.

(Would I ever let this thread die?) ;)

[Fallen & Forgot]

Therefore they tasted

(If this thread dies, I'ma leave Forums. K now everyone wants this to die huh?)

[ArcPaladinZero]

like old rusty

(No, this thread will not die.)

[Cephas]

full metal jacket

[Jeffery]

machine gun shells

[Cephas]

horked up by

[ArcPaladinZero]

a large snail.

[Jeffery]

Someday maybe we

[Tama Drummer]

will be able

[Wrath of God]

to grow money

[madd dog36]

on trees but

[T3km4n]

didnt need it

[genghiskahn16]

to buy my

[Fallen & Forgot]

huge mammoth tank.

[madd dog36]

So they bought

[ArcPaladinZero]

a baseball bat

[madd dog36]

so they could

[ArcPaladinZero]

play some baseball.

[madd dog36]

in arc's bathroom

[MokoToko]

with Bruce Springsteen

[madd dog36]

and ozzy osbourne

[MokoToko]

. The Toilet was

[madd dog36]

fluded because arc's

[MokoToko]

poop was gigantic

[madd dog36]

and he had

[MokoToko]

to use his

[madd dog36]

mickeymousephone to call

[MokoToko]

Britney spears' dog

[ArcPaladinZero]

whom can talk.

[Tama Drummer]

Most pirates will

[ArcPaladinZero]

have one eye

[Tama Drummer]

for seeing, and

[ArcPaladinZero]

a peg leg

[genghiskahn16]

for unclogging toilets

[Maketakunai]

that are filled

[Fallen & Forgot]

with lots of

[genghiskahn16]

hamsters and gerbils.

[Tama Drummer]

The reason for

[GreenSamurai]

a McChicken sandwich

[genghiskahn16]

is to kill

[Fallen & Forgot]

chickens and lettuce

[h()()t]

but chickens are

[Maketakunai]

saved by the

[h()()t]

cow and pig

[Maketakunai]

who were named

[Fallen & Forgot]

Bob and Joe

[Bottle]

Originally posted by GreenSamurai
a McChicken sandwich

(is to be the most digusting food ever)

*continues story*

, using their shotguns

[Tama Drummer]

to shoot rubber

[Maketakunai]

mallets(?!) at their

[Tama Drummer]

enimies, will become

[h()()t]

chicken bbq at

[Maketakunai]

Kentucky Fried Chicken,

[madd dog36]

and will be

[Maketakunai]

eaten by rabid

[Fallen & Forgot]

worms! Then they

[madd dog36]

will rip xerents

[Maketakunai]

hair out by

[ArcPaladinZero]

putting a can

[Bottle]

of melted cheese

[theburning]

on his toes.

[Omega_Paladin]

Sounds really kinky.

[ArcPaladinZero]

I do agree.

[Cephas]

Cheeseman is behind

[Tama Drummer]

the fridge looking

[ArcPaladinZero]

for some cheese

[Tama Drummer]

to give to

[GreenSamurai]

spiderman and his

[iron-rain]

pet mouse. Who

[ArcPaladinZero]

will give me

[MokoToko]

a bag full

[ArcPaladinZero]

of peanuts to

[MokoToko]

stick in my

[genghiskahn16]

ears and nose

[Bottle]

? "I will", said

[DeadFishGuy]

Clown of Doom

[ArcPaladinZero]

, who is blind.

[Ali]

Skof's mother had

[genghiskahn16]

a big log

[DeadFishGuy]

with which she

[Bottle]

killed this guy

[DeadFishGuy]

who was having

[ArcPaladinZero]

a baby girl

[G.man...]

because he had

[Bottle]

thrown up all

[G.man...]

his very small

[DeadFishGuy]

Vitamin C tablets.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Anyways, a dog

[Bottle]

doesn't take vitamins

[madd dog36]

because if he

[Bottle]

does, his brain

[DeadFishGuy]

implodes like a

[ArcPaladinZero]

SPOON ATTACKING A

[Jeffery]

french vanilla sundae.