BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[ArcPaladinZero]

Those little pesky

[genghiskahn16]

dogs which I,

[ArcPaladinZero]

ate for breakfast

[DeadFishGuy]

have suspiciously green

[Bottle]

looking toes, which

[DeadFishGuy]

isn't normal for

(Bottle, empty you're PM Inbox please!)

[ArcPaladinZero]

the average cat.

[madd dog36]

But for a

[h()()t]

really fat cat

[BlackSyphon]

it is easy

[Fallen & Forgot]

to give birth

[ArcPaladinZero]

to an elephant

[Al Caponeoni]

while reading "Gone With the Wind".

"Gone With the Wind" = One word, baby.

:D

[Jeffery]

No it's not.

*blink blink*

[Fallen & Forgot]

Anyways, I fell

[ArcPaladinZero]

down a flight

[Al Caponeoni]

of stairs, screaming

[ArcPaladinZero]

at the cow

[Fallen & Forgot]

outfit I wear

[Al Caponeoni]

on summer nights.

[ArcPaladinZero]

It's very cold

[Fallen & Forgot]

Because it's thin
(btw. do the contractions count as one or two words?)

[ArcPaladinZero]

and it's also

[Fallen & Forgot]

white and black.

[Red Fire]

So I then

[Fallen & Forgot]

shot another cow

[Red Fire]

while eating chicken

[ArcPaladinZero]

pot pie with

[Fallen & Forgot]

broccoli. It tastes

[ArcPaladinZero]

a pile of

[DeadFishGuy]

nuclear waste. Occasionally

[ArcPaladinZero]

it's good to

[Jeffery]

eat the waste

[Al Caponeoni]

for deathly purposes.

:eek:

[ArcPaladinZero]

Hey, hey, hey

[Al Caponeoni]

let's not linger

[ArcPaladinZero]

on waste, instead

[Al Caponeoni]

let's break 1000.

:eek:

(I plan to today. . . YAY for me!)

[ArcPaladinZero]

I'll break 4170. :cool:

[Al Caponeoni]

Does this prove

Click this. . . Am I a Post Whore? :D (http://img48.exs.cx/img48/2654/postwhore.jpg)

[ArcPaladinZero]

It sure does.

[DeadFishGuy]

It does indeed.

[Jeffery]

Why else would



*I once had the post in ALL forums at same time)

[madd dog36]

it not make

(Im really confused by those last posts)

[ArcPaladinZero]

any sense whatsoever?!

[h()()t]

it just won't

[ArcPaladinZero]

smell the same

[h()()t]

if it makes

[ArcPaladinZero]

cookies out of

[h()()t]

out of swamp

[Jeffery]

things secret sauce

[h()()t]

But that would

[jobeani]

cause world chaos

[ArcPaladinZero]

among the short

[roamingstorm]

people of china

[ArcPaladinZero]

who carry big

[roamingstorm]

pointy sticks made

[Tama Drummer]

out of long

[roamingstorm]

and very hard

[Jeffery]

golden banana avatars.

[roamingstorm]

which were given

[Tama Drummer]

to under-priviladged children

[paulk6]

that were all

[roamingstorm]

srry, it has been edited

[Jeffery]

*I am ignoring roamings post. Please, this is a kid friendly site. Keep that out of here.**

unable to play

[roamingstorm]

with these sticks

type something ppl

[ArcPaladinZero]

because of the

[roamingstorm]

curse that was

[ArcPaladinZero]

the KILLER ROBOT

[BlackSyphon]

made of scrap-metal

[ArcPaladinZero]

and unlimited DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

(Just for all those lacking in the grammar department that means I ended the sentence.)

[G.man...]

the robot killed

[ArcPaladinZero]

a giant cow

[h()()t]

then grew a

[ArcPaladinZero]

small tree made

(Post 1200 ;) )

[Bottle]

of burning rubber

(just wait 'til I'm back full time APZ:D)

[Jeffery]

Did you hear

[DeadFishGuy]

? The robot imploded

[Jeffery]

after it fell

[Bottle]

through a hole

[Jeffery]

in the keel

[Bottle]

of Jeffery's boat,

[ArcPaladinZero]

which is very

[DeadFishGuy]

very very blue.

[ArcPaladinZero]

It's important to

[roamingstorm]

keep on thinking

[Al Caponeoni]

while stepping on

[roamingstorm]

ach's oversized feet

[jobeani]

that are pink

[roamingstorm]

because of his

[DeadFishGuy]

scorpion infested floor.

[Al Caponeoni]

(The) Wizard of Dill

:p

[roamingstorm]

which he got

[paulk6]

from a convinence

[roamingstorm]

stand in newyork

[Al Caponeoni]

(Well, since roaming sort of ended it)

My 1000th post



WHHOOOO HOOOOO!

Ding ding ding. I broke 1000!

Let's all throw a party for me!

:D

[Bottle]

was really bad.

[roamingstorm]

and smelled like

[DeadFishGuy]

the 999th post.

[Al Caponeoni]

Mean mean people

:mad:









:D

[DeadFishGuy]

aren't like us.

[Al Caponeoni]

Touche, I say.

:eek:



:D

[T3km4n]

touche, al says.

[DeadFishGuy]

Indeed, he does.

[ArcPaladinZero]

So, what's up?

[Kfn Warrior]

toooooooooo long to read, I only got to page 25, great stuff

[ArcPaladinZero]

I read it.

[Al Caponeoni]

Wow, the entire

(Oh, APZ, I broke 1000 today!)

:D

[Tama Drummer]

word is becoming

[Al Caponeoni]

a boring concept.

:D

[ArcPaladinZero]

Post whores unite!

[genghiskahn16]

peace and love.

[DeadFishGuy]

Has anyone here

[Bottle]

Originally posted by ArcPaladinZero
Post whores unite!

(Yes, sir!)

heard about APZ's

[h()()t]

post whores uniting.

bottle why arent you #1 ranking on banff any more.

[ArcPaladinZero]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS

(Bottle, better start posting, at this rate I'll catch OP)

[Cephas]

SEIZED KILLER ROBOTS

[ArcPaladinZero]

WITH UNLIMITED DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!

[Cephas]

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM LTD didn't

[roamingstorm]

have the time

[ArcPaladinZero]

to bake a

[DeadFishGuy]

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM flavoured muffin,

[T3km4n]

Die, thread, die!

[ArcPaladinZero]

And... you're dumb.

[Gnosis]

because of your

[h()()t]

Pointless post.... so

[Gnosis]

go away now

[DeadFishGuy]

or be INCINERATED!!

[T3km4n]

So APZ is

[DeadFishGuy]

one weird guy.

[Punishment Co.]

Not as weird

[T3km4n]

as puni though.

[Bottle]

Incineration is useful

[Punishment Co.]

when you sprinkle

[G.man...]

garlic on top

[Gnosis]

and add alittle

[DeadFishGuy]

bit of cheese.

[roamingstorm]

which fish gets

[ArcPaladinZero]

a car for

[roamingstorm]

because he danced

[h()()t]

around a new

[ArcPaladinZero]

school bus painted

[h()()t]

pink with purple

[DeadFishGuy]

Neotanks and green

[h()()t]

but most bus's

[T3km4n]

dont like being

[roamingstorm]

looked at by

[T3km4n]

storms that roam.

[Gnosis]

and think dirty

[roamingstorm]

about what he

[ArcPaladinZero]

was looking at.

(Hey, that's a period, that means the end of a sentence.) :rolleyes:

[roamingstorm]

So he decided
(new sentance)

[T3km4n]

to go to

(i get where you are coming from APZ, haha no one knows what sentanteces are hahaha)

:rolleyes:

[roamingstorm]

the store for

[T3km4n]

a new rifle.

(end of sentence)

[roamingstorm]

He called it Bessy

(new sentance)

[Bottle]

using 4 words :mad:

[paulk6]

is very bad

[T3km4n]

, makes no sense.

[h()()t]

so use 3

[truffleshfl]

words from now

[T3km4n]

on, so that

[h()()t]

we don't waste

[Jeffery]

more than our

[ArcPaladinZero]

allowed amount of

[genghiskahn16]

writing space. Then

[DeadFishGuy]

we'll nuke orange

[Bottle]

people, because they

[DeadFishGuy]

threw boulders at

[ArcPaladinZero]

cell phones last

[roamingstorm]

night when an

[ArcPaladinZero]

earthquake took place.

[DeadFishGuy]

I will control

[ArcPaladinZero]

lots of nothin'!

[roamingstorm]

the great people

[ArcPaladinZero]

of Italy shall

[roamingstorm]

make you a

[DeadFishGuy]

pepperoni pizza with

[ArcPaladinZero]

spoons and forks

[roamingstorm]

and turn it

[Dark*Demon]

into grass and

[Jeffery]

then sell it.

[Dark*Demon]

Some people are

[Jeffery]

trying to get

[roamingstorm]

the person responsible

[Gnosis]

for George bush

[Dark*Demon]

attacking old ladies

[roamingstorm]

with a large

[Dark*Demon]

flag pole and

[Gnosis]

flaming wooden stick

[Dark*Demon]

.The old ladies

[Bottle]

still voted Bush

[roamingstorm]

to be their

[Gnosis]

PRESIDENT OF MONKEYS

[ArcPaladinZero]

and take their

[roamingstorm]

nickels and dimes

[ArcPaladinZero]

because he's dumb.

[roamingstorm]

and takes them (to)

does not count as word, just suggestion

[ArcPaladinZero]

a small hole

(Do people just ignore punctuation now?)

[roamingstorm]

mcdonalds where they

mostly, ya

[ArcPaladinZero]

ate some lunch.

[roamingstorm]

wnd then decided

[h()()t]

to go get

[ArcPaladinZero]

some KILLER SEIZURE

[BlackSyphon]

that was like

[ArcPaladinZero]

not making sense.

[roamingstorm]

because of DDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

[DeadFishGuy]

In time, TAO

[Punishment Co.]

will get married

[Cavour]

to Punishment Co.'s

[Punishment Co.]

sister named Cavour

:cool:

[Cavour]

(touche)

who happens to

[DeadFishGuy]

eat exploding chickens.

[T3km4n]

But T3km4n is

[DeadFishGuy]

rather irritating when

[T3km4n]

near the DeadFishGuy.

[Bottle]

(It's great when veterans post on this thread, it reminds me what the thread was like originally and one day will return to I hope :D)

So, this guy

( :rolleyes: )

[DeadFishGuy]

ate a shoe

( :D )

[Punishment Co.]

-flavored sour candy

( :cool: )

[DeadFishGuy]

whilst vigorously selfdestructing.

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

what is that

[DeadFishGuy]

thing with green

[Bottle]

bananas being expelled

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

what the heck

[DeadFishGuy]

am I saying?

[Bottle]

No idea. Anyways,

[DeadFishGuy]

where's my watch?

[T3km4n]

It died with

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

something under it

[DeadFishGuy]

called Bob. Bob

[genghiskahn16]

went to see

[DeadFishGuy]

the toothpaste factory

[Fallen & Forgot]

to steal watches.

[DeadFishGuy]

"OH, NO!" said

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

he's lucky tonight

[Ali]

, im gonna score

[max2k106]

with some weird

[Punishment Co.]

cheerleaders. "Snarr!", she

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

that was fun

[BlackSyphon]

*ignores last post*

is my hero

[h()()t]

who is that

[ArcPaladinZero]

running down the

[h()()t]

hall, and falling:confused:

[DeadFishGuy]

into a tub

[h()()t]

broom and dust

[h()()t]

broom and dust

[DeadFishGuy]

(Ok, me and h()()t screwed that one up. New sentence.)

In the land

[h()()t]

there was a


ya really i was going to make one after somone posted agin. sry bout the double.

[DeadFishGuy]

r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-really big shoe.

[ArcPaladinZero]

So it's necessary