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ArcPaladinZero
01-04-2004, 04:47 PM
This caused the

Ali
01-04-2004, 07:01 PM
the cheerleaders to

A.F.I.
01-04-2004, 07:15 PM
squeeze my banana

insignifiGant
01-04-2004, 07:17 PM
like a freshglassofcoolrefreshingOJ

<_< >_>

ArcPaladinZero
01-04-2004, 09:53 PM
in some granny-panties

(Mwa ha ha it's 3 words now)

Aro23r
01-05-2004, 08:33 PM
while on a

(Paladin, you put four words...)

A.F.I.
01-06-2004, 04:00 AM
elephant steroid with

jaydude6
01-06-2004, 11:29 AM
pink hydrogen bombs

Ali
01-06-2004, 12:39 PM
along with his

Sektor
01-06-2004, 12:58 PM
Magical Golden Dildo

insignifiGant
01-06-2004, 01:03 PM
ahhemm cough cough...

Catastrophe
01-06-2004, 01:55 PM
"I swear It isn't mine!"

insignifiGant
01-06-2004, 02:11 PM
Anyways... This man

Sektor
01-06-2004, 03:24 PM
thinks of midgets

buttmonkey
01-06-2004, 05:37 PM
as snack food

ArcPaladinZero
01-06-2004, 05:45 PM
and likes to

Ali
01-06-2004, 06:06 PM
beat them with

buttmonkey
01-06-2004, 07:39 PM
large french breads

Aro23r
01-06-2004, 08:04 PM
outside the out-house.

Sektor
01-06-2004, 08:19 PM
wearing a mask...

Ali
01-06-2004, 09:27 PM
that he bought

Aro23r
01-07-2004, 01:30 PM
from 7-11. BUT...

Ali
01-07-2004, 01:54 PM
THE MASK SMELLEd-like

insignifiGant
01-07-2004, 03:37 PM
melted cheese and

Logic
01-07-2004, 04:06 PM
corn-nuts, but the

A.F.I.
01-07-2004, 05:02 PM
midgets ate icecream

Sektor
01-07-2004, 05:11 PM
while kicking him

ArcPaladinZero
01-07-2004, 08:08 PM
with giant robots

A.F.I.
01-08-2004, 04:23 AM
,beating -=Z=- up

Zeratul
01-08-2004, 11:48 AM
and cant spell

Aro23r
01-08-2004, 07:24 PM
and doesn't like

uknowwho42
01-08-2004, 07:47 PM
to spell good

ArcPaladinZero
01-08-2004, 09:01 PM
because of seizures

insignifiGant
01-08-2004, 11:18 PM
and the robots

Zeratul
01-09-2004, 05:50 AM
and michael jackson

Rogue_Wolf
01-09-2004, 09:20 AM
likes little boys(.)

Ali
01-09-2004, 02:35 PM
And the cheer-leaders

ArcPaladinZero
01-09-2004, 10:37 PM
with their cookies

Sektor
01-10-2004, 04:22 PM
You guys should read what the person that you are replying to said before you post a responce. To do that is very simple just scroll down while typing your message and you can see what everyone wrote. So from now on I dont expect to see things that make no sence at all and break up the story. :)

New One:

Ali
01-10-2004, 09:40 PM
U BROKE THE CHAIN!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE MUST START ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so then he

ArcPaladinZero
01-10-2004, 09:51 PM
jumped in a

Ali
01-10-2004, 09:52 PM
POOL OF BLOOD

FatbOy
01-10-2004, 09:55 PM
and then it

uknowwho42
01-10-2004, 10:00 PM
became a runonsentence.

Ali
01-10-2004, 10:01 PM
So he noticed

insignifiGant
01-10-2004, 10:52 PM
that aladin isnotaprince

Ali
01-10-2004, 10:57 PM
but then he-found-out-he-is-cuz-he-is-one!!!!!!!

insignifiGant
01-10-2004, 10:58 PM
But then he-realized-that-he-was-dreaming.

Ali
01-10-2004, 11:09 PM
but when he-woke-up-the-king-told-him-he-was-a-prince!

insignifiGant
01-10-2004, 11:15 PM
but then he-got-unplugged-from-the-matrix-and-realized-that-the-world-had-been-taken-over-by-robots-and-there-was-no-longer-a-royal-class.

Ali
01-10-2004, 11:17 PM
but he found-out-that-he-really-was-a-prince-NO-MATTER-WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

insignifiGant
01-10-2004, 11:35 PM
but then he-realized-that-he-punked-out-and-put-a-worthless-reply-so-any-amount-of-princehood-is-stricken-from-his-possession.

ArcPaladinZero
01-10-2004, 11:35 PM
The seizure robots-killed-everyone.

Ali
01-10-2004, 11:37 PM
BUT AFTER the-whole-jasmin-thing-something-happend-.....-then-HE-BECAME-PRINCE(again!!!)

insignifiGant
01-10-2004, 11:37 PM
but then the-cheese-um-uhhh-what-was-I-going-to-say?

Ali
01-10-2004, 11:38 PM
i dont know-but-this-isnt-three-words-any-more???

ArcPaladinZero
01-10-2004, 11:41 PM
No it's not.

Ali
01-10-2004, 11:42 PM
BUT THE CHEERLEADERS!

uknowwho42
01-10-2004, 11:57 PM
Then everyone stole-MY-run-on-sentence-idea-and-you're-all-uknow-wannabes.

ArcPaladinZero
01-11-2004, 10:22 AM
This is sad

Ali
01-11-2004, 11:14 AM
because the cheerleaders

insignifiGant
01-11-2004, 02:40 PM
said the spider

buttmonkey
01-11-2004, 07:12 PM
posted 38 pages

A.F.I.
01-11-2004, 07:18 PM
about hot cheerleaders

buttmonkey
01-11-2004, 07:24 PM
killing spys and

(if you dont get the joke look above me, oops im flaming! ahhhhhhhhhhh!)

A.F.I.
01-11-2004, 08:14 PM
giving eachother pleasure

Sektor
01-11-2004, 08:22 PM
*Breaks The Chain*

ArcPaladinZero
01-11-2004, 08:46 PM
with seizure robots.

(This sure can get childish... *cough* Sektor *cough*)

Zeratul
01-12-2004, 07:04 AM
and michael jackson

Choi
01-12-2004, 10:56 AM
Evil cross-posters should

Zeratul
01-12-2004, 11:45 AM
go to hell

ArcPaladinZero
01-12-2004, 03:56 PM
with some lollipops

Ali
01-12-2004, 04:40 PM
that tast like

Sektor
01-12-2004, 05:12 PM
maybe nine seconds




Originally posted by ArcPaladinZero
with seizure robots.

(This sure can get childish... *cough* Sektor *cough*)

look what you wrote above that comment and then talk to me about childish. ;) the whole thread is childish, its supposed to be and its not like it was a perfect chain anyway.

ArcPaladinZero
01-12-2004, 07:39 PM
of absolutly pure

(Haha, don't ruin my utopia! :p)

insignifiGant
01-12-2004, 09:29 PM
utopia? He wishes

Sektor
01-13-2004, 10:11 PM
he was in

insignifiGant
01-13-2004, 10:28 PM
a cheese omlet

(I think I'm hungry...)

ArcPaladinZero
01-14-2004, 07:07 PM
while in seizure-robots.

A.F.I.
01-14-2004, 07:24 PM
cheese-covered nude cheerleader

hmmm i love cheese.....










and cheerleaders

ArcPaladinZero
01-15-2004, 04:37 PM
that run around

insignifiGant
01-15-2004, 04:54 PM
while they expose

Ali
01-15-2004, 04:55 PM
their BARE NAKED

insignifiGant
01-15-2004, 04:56 PM
shiny metal asses

ArcPaladinZero
01-15-2004, 04:57 PM
because they are

insignifiGant
01-15-2004, 05:06 PM
fat and round

ArcPaladinZero
01-15-2004, 05:47 PM
killer seizure robots!

(sorry I had to do it) :D

buttmonkey
01-15-2004, 07:11 PM
De repente, un(o/a)(s)

Ali
01-16-2004, 04:42 PM
SO any ways...

ArcPaladinZero
01-16-2004, 04:55 PM
the seizure robots

insignifiGant
01-16-2004, 04:55 PM
play dice in-the-alley

grrr... you beat me

Sektor
01-16-2004, 10:29 PM
and watch midgets-get

ArcPaladinZero
01-16-2004, 11:04 PM
in their giant

Ali
01-17-2004, 12:09 AM
fighting seizure robots

ArcPaladinZero
01-17-2004, 10:25 PM
which are-so cool!!! :D :D

AzN_GuY
01-19-2004, 05:19 AM
This huge thread

ArcPaladinZero
01-19-2004, 11:47 AM
that won't end

insignifiGant
01-19-2004, 01:12 PM
has lost track

AzN_GuY
01-19-2004, 01:42 PM
of its true

S_K_O_F
01-19-2004, 01:57 PM
annoying little purpose!

Sektor
01-19-2004, 01:57 PM
meaning that it

insignifiGant
01-19-2004, 01:58 PM
will never end

Ali
01-19-2004, 05:22 PM
because we have

AzN_GuY
01-19-2004, 05:22 PM
no life. So,

insignifiGant
01-19-2004, 06:05 PM
there's this guy

Aro23r
01-19-2004, 06:08 PM
who cannot seem

insignifiGant
01-19-2004, 06:12 PM
to find his

Sektor
01-19-2004, 06:12 PM
underwear and we

gir G beat me so i had to edit mine :(

insignifiGant
01-19-2004, 06:25 PM
laughed at him

hahaha

ArcPaladinZero
01-19-2004, 07:02 PM
because of his

Aro23r
01-19-2004, 10:21 PM
need for viagra.

AzN_GuY
01-20-2004, 12:59 AM
That said, we

S_K_O_F
01-20-2004, 08:04 AM
shall inherit much

Darknecro
01-20-2004, 02:34 PM
playboys and jack

TiMeStOpPa
01-20-2004, 04:14 PM
dfdd

Sektor
01-20-2004, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by S_K_O_F
shall inherit much

from the situation




[another story ruined by 2 losers :mad:]

insignifiGant
01-20-2004, 06:47 PM
. And then Tiic-Tock-was-banned-and

Ali
01-20-2004, 07:37 PM
thrown in a-PIT-OF!

Furious_Angel
01-20-2004, 07:48 PM
spikes so sharp-that-they-went-through-his-eyeballs-and-our-the-other-side-of-his-head

sorry its so long i just had to say that :D

ArcPaladinZero
01-20-2004, 08:20 PM
This thread shall

(Wow some people sure like ruining things and complaining)

Furious_Angel
01-20-2004, 09:55 PM
Originally posted by TiMeStOpPa
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Furious_Angel
[B]spikes so sharp-that-they-went-through-his-eyeballs-and-our-the-other-side-of-his-head

And you guys think we can't spell? Well at least we know how to spell out not our! i see that out is spelt wrong thats just a typo but what else did i spell wrong?

Ali
01-21-2004, 04:51 PM
SO ANY WAYS...

Aro23r
01-21-2004, 09:19 PM
He runs into

drakonfire
01-21-2004, 09:21 PM
A wall and

Omega_Paladin
01-21-2004, 09:22 PM
dives into a

drakonfire
01-21-2004, 09:23 PM
giant pool of

insignifiGant
01-21-2004, 09:24 PM
donkey drool with

Omega_Paladin
01-21-2004, 09:24 PM
ham hocks in

ArcPaladinZero
01-21-2004, 09:55 PM
mini seizure robots.

Omega_Paladin
01-21-2004, 09:57 PM
Then the miniseizurerobots

insignifiGant
01-21-2004, 10:02 PM
blew up and

Sektor
01-21-2004, 10:11 PM
the giant pool

Omega_Paladin
01-21-2004, 10:42 PM
ate all the

Aro23r
01-21-2004, 10:52 PM
pudding. Meanwhile, Mom

Omega_Paladin
01-21-2004, 11:00 PM
baked her kids

Aro23r
01-21-2004, 11:03 PM
blackbird pie, which

(Had to post again to steer this back in the right direction :P)

Ali
01-22-2004, 07:30 PM
is short for

Omega_Paladin
01-22-2004, 07:31 PM
really dumb birds

Ali
01-22-2004, 07:34 PM
that like to

Omega_Paladin
01-22-2004, 08:05 PM
burn in pies.

Collide
01-22-2004, 09:04 PM
The gay horses

ArcPaladinZero
01-22-2004, 10:07 PM
ran around in

theh
01-23-2004, 05:23 AM
in cow shit

Machin Shin
01-23-2004, 06:41 AM
, but they stumbled

ArcPaladinZero
01-23-2004, 02:13 PM
and fell on

TiMeStOpPa
01-23-2004, 02:21 PM
a big floppy-donkey-dick

Rescorlian
01-24-2004, 05:24 AM
^ idiot (not part of story)


got timestoppa banned

Ali
01-24-2004, 10:19 AM
. but a crazy

Lord Achilles
01-24-2004, 09:47 PM
Sex driven crocidile

Sektor
01-25-2004, 12:43 AM
ate [croc hunter]steve's baby.

insignifiGant
01-25-2004, 12:48 AM
The dingo ate

Lord Achilles
01-25-2004, 09:24 AM
Metallica's drummer Lars

theh
01-25-2004, 09:59 AM
ate moldy cheese

Tequila_Budgie
01-25-2004, 12:09 PM
and then puked

(cause moldy cheese is nasty

Sektor
01-25-2004, 12:54 PM
in his sleep

ArcPaladinZero
01-25-2004, 02:58 PM
while driving in

Lord Achilles
01-25-2004, 03:40 PM
An old AlCamino

Tequila_Budgie
01-25-2004, 03:49 PM
that lacks wheels

ArcPaladinZero
01-26-2004, 03:22 PM
and an engine.

green97sierra
01-28-2004, 05:29 PM
the pre-heating oven

~=[BlackDragon]
01-28-2004, 07:04 PM
just exploded

AzN_GuY
01-29-2004, 02:20 PM
two worded responses

Ali
01-29-2004, 05:06 PM
because the game

~=[BlackDragon]
01-29-2004, 09:32 PM
is really lame

Omega_Paladin
01-29-2004, 09:39 PM
in the membrain

AzN_GuY
01-29-2004, 09:47 PM
a lot like

Omega_Paladin
01-29-2004, 09:50 PM
Presidental campagian ads

Aro23r
01-29-2004, 10:02 PM
especially those for

ArcPaladinZero
01-29-2004, 10:02 PM
democrats and republicans.

S_K_O_F
01-29-2004, 10:03 PM
Think pure thoughts

(I posted this cuz the post count was 666...i was a little disturbed and I wanted to remove the evil...:D :p )

Ali
01-29-2004, 10:34 PM
of britney spears

Omega_Paladin
01-29-2004, 10:41 PM
and any who

ArcPaladinZero
01-29-2004, 10:49 PM
refuse will be

Omega_Paladin
01-29-2004, 10:53 PM
assimulated into Borgs

~=[BlackDragon]
01-29-2004, 11:24 PM
if they dont

Omega_Paladin
01-29-2004, 11:26 PM
report to the

paulk6
01-30-2004, 04:20 PM
evil purple cheese (of)

~=[BlackDragon]
01-30-2004, 07:43 PM
that tastes like

Omega_Paladin
01-30-2004, 10:58 PM
burning wet farts.

Ali
02-01-2004, 10:31 AM
but then this

Omega_Paladin
02-01-2004, 10:39 AM
suddenly ignited a

Ali
02-01-2004, 10:42 AM
fire cracker stuck

~Dark Angel~
02-01-2004, 02:05 PM
that exploded like

ArcPaladinZero
02-01-2004, 03:51 PM
the granny panties.

Ali
02-01-2004, 04:03 PM
later that night

ArcPaladinZero
02-01-2004, 04:03 PM
Ali learned grammer.

Lord Achilles
02-01-2004, 04:04 PM
Yes, grammer crackers.

Ali
02-01-2004, 04:04 PM
the night fallowing

ArcPaladinZero
02-01-2004, 04:06 PM
he was shot.

Ali
02-01-2004, 04:09 PM
who was shot

~Dark Angel~
02-01-2004, 05:39 PM
precioussss was shot

ArcPaladinZero
02-01-2004, 06:17 PM
by the senseless

Furious_Angel
02-01-2004, 10:45 PM
home star runner

XXX_KAIN
02-01-2004, 10:56 PM
with hemmoroids where

Darth_Seth
02-03-2004, 04:13 PM
his arms were.

ArcPaladinZero
02-03-2004, 04:14 PM
Strong Mad is

Ali
02-05-2004, 06:33 PM
insainly scared of

XXX_KAIN
02-05-2004, 06:35 PM
short black people.

Aro23r
02-05-2004, 06:37 PM
who seem to

(Let's not make the next post racist)

XXX_KAIN
02-05-2004, 07:04 PM
have arms for

ArcPaladinZero
02-05-2004, 07:42 PM
lifting small tanks.

Rescorlian
02-05-2004, 09:04 PM
Then the (O) great

Aro23r
02-05-2004, 09:42 PM
Aro attacked the

Bottle
02-05-2004, 09:56 PM
monkeys which were

dark_ash_h50
02-05-2004, 10:31 PM
chewing on each

Data
02-05-2004, 10:35 PM
of the size 10 shoes

Bottle
02-06-2004, 12:58 AM
he was roasting.

Ali
02-06-2004, 07:22 AM
Mean wile the-FIGHTING-SEIZURE-ROBOTS

Bottle
02-06-2004, 10:47 AM
are completely irrelevant.

(What are Fighting Seizure Robots anyway? I must have missed the joke when it was first made.)

ArcPaladinZero
02-06-2004, 01:25 PM
The awesome robots

(Check it out here man Seizure Robots (http://seizurerobots.com/) )

Seraph_Knight
02-06-2004, 02:07 PM
began eating pocketwatches

(lol the robets looked awsome)

Ali
02-06-2004, 02:44 PM
which were actually

Bottle
02-06-2004, 03:28 PM
metamorphically enantiomerised. Fortuitously

(i love long words)

XXX_KAIN
02-06-2004, 11:19 PM
they were peices

Bottle
02-06-2004, 11:38 PM
that COULD spell.

Ali
02-07-2004, 08:29 AM
All of a-sudden

Smubeht
02-07-2004, 08:52 AM
a huge comet

ArcPaladinZero
02-07-2004, 11:06 AM
transformed into a

Ali
02-07-2004, 12:29 PM
Fighting Seizure Robot

ArcPaladinZero
02-07-2004, 01:07 PM
which are awesome!!!

yapperface
02-07-2004, 02:01 PM
because they are

~Dark Angel~
02-07-2004, 05:01 PM
big seisure robots

(wat is that?)

bloodymoth2
02-07-2004, 06:19 PM
that fart old

Bottle
02-07-2004, 07:37 PM
smelly hankerchiefs. Everyone

yapperface
02-07-2004, 09:28 PM
knows Fighting Seizure

Bottle
02-07-2004, 10:36 PM
Robots are pointless.

insignifiGant
02-07-2004, 10:40 PM
This thread died.

Bottle
02-07-2004, 10:49 PM
, then was reborn!!!!!

insignifiGant
02-07-2004, 10:57 PM
Then died again.

Bottle
02-07-2004, 11:26 PM
, then was reborn-again-and-would-never-die-again-because-its-immortal.

insignifiGant
02-07-2004, 11:28 PM
Then got covered-in-molten-gold-and-then-dropped-into-the-ocean-and-the-gold-hardened-and-it-was-stuck-at-the-bottom-of-the-ocean-forever.

bloodymoth2
02-08-2004, 12:24 AM
but then the-oceans-water-was-sucked-up-and-he-was-reborn-once-agian.:o

Bottle
02-08-2004, 12:47 AM
ANYWAY, the purple

yapperface
02-08-2004, 09:42 AM
Fighting Seizure Robots

ArcPaladinZero
02-08-2004, 10:10 AM
transformed into fruit.

Shuichi
02-08-2004, 10:14 AM
and got eaten

yapperface
02-08-2004, 10:18 AM
because they didn't

ArcPaladinZero
02-08-2004, 10:18 AM
change their socks.

Shuichi
02-08-2004, 10:21 AM
and the monster

yapperface
02-08-2004, 11:36 AM
decided the Fighting

XXX_KAIN
02-08-2004, 06:51 PM
was fun so

Bottle
02-08-2004, 07:03 PM
he went to

Silverkast113
02-08-2004, 07:20 PM
Dare (to do) great deeds

[this was ripped from that ad promoting the national guard, lol]

ArcPaladinZero
02-08-2004, 07:28 PM
with a fork.

Bottle
02-08-2004, 08:35 PM
The fork bent

ArcPaladinZero
02-08-2004, 08:37 PM
because of the

Smubeht
02-08-2004, 08:44 PM
big juicy meatballs

Bottle
02-08-2004, 09:37 PM
(and) my telekinetic powers.

insignifiGant
02-08-2004, 09:39 PM
that are non-existant.

Bottle
02-08-2004, 09:43 PM
My 100th post (!)