View Full Version : BETTER three word story (no flaming!)
ArcPaladinZero
01-04-2004, 04:47 PM
This caused the
A.F.I.
01-04-2004, 07:15 PM
squeeze my banana
insignifiGant
01-04-2004, 07:17 PM
like a freshglassofcoolrefreshingOJ
<_< >_>
ArcPaladinZero
01-04-2004, 09:53 PM
in some granny-panties
(Mwa ha ha it's 3 words now)
Aro23r
01-05-2004, 08:33 PM
while on a
(Paladin, you put four words...)
A.F.I.
01-06-2004, 04:00 AM
elephant steroid with
jaydude6
01-06-2004, 11:29 AM
pink hydrogen bombs
Sektor
01-06-2004, 12:58 PM
Magical Golden Dildo
insignifiGant
01-06-2004, 01:03 PM
ahhemm cough cough...
Catastrophe
01-06-2004, 01:55 PM
"I swear It isn't mine!"
insignifiGant
01-06-2004, 02:11 PM
Anyways... This man
Sektor
01-06-2004, 03:24 PM
thinks of midgets
buttmonkey
01-06-2004, 05:37 PM
as snack food
ArcPaladinZero
01-06-2004, 05:45 PM
and likes to
buttmonkey
01-06-2004, 07:39 PM
large french breads
Aro23r
01-06-2004, 08:04 PM
outside the out-house.
Sektor
01-06-2004, 08:19 PM
wearing a mask...
Aro23r
01-07-2004, 01:30 PM
from 7-11. BUT...
insignifiGant
01-07-2004, 03:37 PM
melted cheese and
Logic
01-07-2004, 04:06 PM
corn-nuts, but the
A.F.I.
01-07-2004, 05:02 PM
midgets ate icecream
Sektor
01-07-2004, 05:11 PM
while kicking him
ArcPaladinZero
01-07-2004, 08:08 PM
with giant robots
A.F.I.
01-08-2004, 04:23 AM
,beating -=Z=- up
Zeratul
01-08-2004, 11:48 AM
and cant spell
Aro23r
01-08-2004, 07:24 PM
and doesn't like
uknowwho42
01-08-2004, 07:47 PM
to spell good
ArcPaladinZero
01-08-2004, 09:01 PM
because of seizures
insignifiGant
01-08-2004, 11:18 PM
and the robots
Zeratul
01-09-2004, 05:50 AM
and michael jackson
Rogue_Wolf
01-09-2004, 09:20 AM
likes little boys(.)
ArcPaladinZero
01-09-2004, 10:37 PM
with their cookies
Sektor
01-10-2004, 04:22 PM
You guys should read what the person that you are replying to said before you post a responce. To do that is very simple just scroll down while typing your message and you can see what everyone wrote. So from now on I dont expect to see things that make no sence at all and break up the story. :)
New One:
U BROKE THE CHAIN!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE MUST START ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so then he
ArcPaladinZero
01-10-2004, 09:51 PM
jumped in a
FatbOy
01-10-2004, 09:55 PM
and then it
uknowwho42
01-10-2004, 10:00 PM
became a runonsentence.
insignifiGant
01-10-2004, 10:52 PM
that aladin isnotaprince
but then he-found-out-he-is-cuz-he-is-one!!!!!!!
insignifiGant
01-10-2004, 10:58 PM
But then he-realized-that-he-was-dreaming.
but when he-woke-up-the-king-told-him-he-was-a-prince!
insignifiGant
01-10-2004, 11:15 PM
but then he-got-unplugged-from-the-matrix-and-realized-that-the-world-had-been-taken-over-by-robots-and-there-was-no-longer-a-royal-class.
but he found-out-that-he-really-was-a-prince-NO-MATTER-WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
insignifiGant
01-10-2004, 11:35 PM
but then he-realized-that-he-punked-out-and-put-a-worthless-reply-so-any-amount-of-princehood-is-stricken-from-his-possession.
ArcPaladinZero
01-10-2004, 11:35 PM
The seizure robots-killed-everyone.
BUT AFTER the-whole-jasmin-thing-something-happend-.....-then-HE-BECAME-PRINCE(again!!!)
insignifiGant
01-10-2004, 11:37 PM
but then the-cheese-um-uhhh-what-was-I-going-to-say?
i dont know-but-this-isnt-three-words-any-more???
ArcPaladinZero
01-10-2004, 11:41 PM
No it's not.
uknowwho42
01-10-2004, 11:57 PM
Then everyone stole-MY-run-on-sentence-idea-and-you're-all-uknow-wannabes.
ArcPaladinZero
01-11-2004, 10:22 AM
This is sad
insignifiGant
01-11-2004, 02:40 PM
said the spider
buttmonkey
01-11-2004, 07:12 PM
posted 38 pages
A.F.I.
01-11-2004, 07:18 PM
about hot cheerleaders
buttmonkey
01-11-2004, 07:24 PM
killing spys and
(if you dont get the joke look above me, oops im flaming! ahhhhhhhhhhh!)
A.F.I.
01-11-2004, 08:14 PM
giving eachother pleasure
Sektor
01-11-2004, 08:22 PM
*Breaks The Chain*
ArcPaladinZero
01-11-2004, 08:46 PM
with seizure robots.
(This sure can get childish... *cough* Sektor *cough*)
Zeratul
01-12-2004, 07:04 AM
and michael jackson
Evil cross-posters should
Zeratul
01-12-2004, 11:45 AM
go to hell
ArcPaladinZero
01-12-2004, 03:56 PM
with some lollipops
Sektor
01-12-2004, 05:12 PM
maybe nine seconds
Originally posted by ArcPaladinZero
with seizure robots.
(This sure can get childish... *cough* Sektor *cough*)
look what you wrote above that comment and then talk to me about childish. ;) the whole thread is childish, its supposed to be and its not like it was a perfect chain anyway.
ArcPaladinZero
01-12-2004, 07:39 PM
of absolutly pure
(Haha, don't ruin my utopia! :p)
insignifiGant
01-12-2004, 09:29 PM
utopia? He wishes
Sektor
01-13-2004, 10:11 PM
he was in
insignifiGant
01-13-2004, 10:28 PM
a cheese omlet
(I think I'm hungry...)
ArcPaladinZero
01-14-2004, 07:07 PM
while in seizure-robots.
A.F.I.
01-14-2004, 07:24 PM
cheese-covered nude cheerleader
hmmm i love cheese.....
and cheerleaders
ArcPaladinZero
01-15-2004, 04:37 PM
that run around
insignifiGant
01-15-2004, 04:54 PM
while they expose
insignifiGant
01-15-2004, 04:56 PM
shiny metal asses
ArcPaladinZero
01-15-2004, 04:57 PM
because they are
insignifiGant
01-15-2004, 05:06 PM
fat and round
ArcPaladinZero
01-15-2004, 05:47 PM
killer seizure robots!
(sorry I had to do it) :D
buttmonkey
01-15-2004, 07:11 PM
De repente, un(o/a)(s)
ArcPaladinZero
01-16-2004, 04:55 PM
the seizure robots
insignifiGant
01-16-2004, 04:55 PM
play dice in-the-alley
grrr... you beat me
Sektor
01-16-2004, 10:29 PM
and watch midgets-get
ArcPaladinZero
01-16-2004, 11:04 PM
in their giant
ArcPaladinZero
01-17-2004, 10:25 PM
which are-so cool!!! :D :D
AzN_GuY
01-19-2004, 05:19 AM
This huge thread
ArcPaladinZero
01-19-2004, 11:47 AM
that won't end
insignifiGant
01-19-2004, 01:12 PM
has lost track
AzN_GuY
01-19-2004, 01:42 PM
of its true
S_K_O_F
01-19-2004, 01:57 PM
annoying little purpose!
Sektor
01-19-2004, 01:57 PM
meaning that it
insignifiGant
01-19-2004, 01:58 PM
will never end
AzN_GuY
01-19-2004, 05:22 PM
no life. So,
insignifiGant
01-19-2004, 06:05 PM
there's this guy
Aro23r
01-19-2004, 06:08 PM
who cannot seem
insignifiGant
01-19-2004, 06:12 PM
to find his
Sektor
01-19-2004, 06:12 PM
underwear and we
gir G beat me so i had to edit mine :(
insignifiGant
01-19-2004, 06:25 PM
laughed at him
hahaha
ArcPaladinZero
01-19-2004, 07:02 PM
because of his
Aro23r
01-19-2004, 10:21 PM
need for viagra.
AzN_GuY
01-20-2004, 12:59 AM
That said, we
S_K_O_F
01-20-2004, 08:04 AM
shall inherit much
Darknecro
01-20-2004, 02:34 PM
playboys and jack
TiMeStOpPa
01-20-2004, 04:14 PM
dfdd
Sektor
01-20-2004, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by S_K_O_F
shall inherit much
from the situation
[another story ruined by 2 losers :mad:]
insignifiGant
01-20-2004, 06:47 PM
. And then Tiic-Tock-was-banned-and
Furious_Angel
01-20-2004, 07:48 PM
spikes so sharp-that-they-went-through-his-eyeballs-and-our-the-other-side-of-his-head
sorry its so long i just had to say that :D
ArcPaladinZero
01-20-2004, 08:20 PM
This thread shall
(Wow some people sure like ruining things and complaining)
Furious_Angel
01-20-2004, 09:55 PM
Originally posted by TiMeStOpPa
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Furious_Angel
[B]spikes so sharp-that-they-went-through-his-eyeballs-and-our-the-other-side-of-his-head
And you guys think we can't spell? Well at least we know how to spell out not our! i see that out is spelt wrong thats just a typo but what else did i spell wrong?
Aro23r
01-21-2004, 09:19 PM
He runs into
drakonfire
01-21-2004, 09:21 PM
A wall and
Omega_Paladin
01-21-2004, 09:22 PM
dives into a
drakonfire
01-21-2004, 09:23 PM
giant pool of
insignifiGant
01-21-2004, 09:24 PM
donkey drool with
Omega_Paladin
01-21-2004, 09:24 PM
ham hocks in
ArcPaladinZero
01-21-2004, 09:55 PM
mini seizure robots.
Omega_Paladin
01-21-2004, 09:57 PM
Then the miniseizurerobots
insignifiGant
01-21-2004, 10:02 PM
blew up and
Sektor
01-21-2004, 10:11 PM
the giant pool
Omega_Paladin
01-21-2004, 10:42 PM
ate all the
Aro23r
01-21-2004, 10:52 PM
pudding. Meanwhile, Mom
Omega_Paladin
01-21-2004, 11:00 PM
baked her kids
Aro23r
01-21-2004, 11:03 PM
blackbird pie, which
(Had to post again to steer this back in the right direction :P)
Omega_Paladin
01-22-2004, 07:31 PM
really dumb birds
Omega_Paladin
01-22-2004, 08:05 PM
burn in pies.
Collide
01-22-2004, 09:04 PM
The gay horses
ArcPaladinZero
01-22-2004, 10:07 PM
ran around in
Machin Shin
01-23-2004, 06:41 AM
, but they stumbled
ArcPaladinZero
01-23-2004, 02:13 PM
and fell on
TiMeStOpPa
01-23-2004, 02:21 PM
a big floppy-donkey-dick
Rescorlian
01-24-2004, 05:24 AM
^ idiot (not part of story)
got timestoppa banned
Lord Achilles
01-24-2004, 09:47 PM
Sex driven crocidile
Sektor
01-25-2004, 12:43 AM
ate [croc hunter]steve's baby.
insignifiGant
01-25-2004, 12:48 AM
The dingo ate
Lord Achilles
01-25-2004, 09:24 AM
Metallica's drummer Lars
Tequila_Budgie
01-25-2004, 12:09 PM
and then puked
(cause moldy cheese is nasty
Sektor
01-25-2004, 12:54 PM
in his sleep
ArcPaladinZero
01-25-2004, 02:58 PM
while driving in
Lord Achilles
01-25-2004, 03:40 PM
An old AlCamino
Tequila_Budgie
01-25-2004, 03:49 PM
that lacks wheels
ArcPaladinZero
01-26-2004, 03:22 PM
and an engine.
green97sierra
01-28-2004, 05:29 PM
the pre-heating oven
~=[BlackDragon]
01-28-2004, 07:04 PM
just exploded
AzN_GuY
01-29-2004, 02:20 PM
two worded responses
~=[BlackDragon]
01-29-2004, 09:32 PM
is really lame
Omega_Paladin
01-29-2004, 09:39 PM
in the membrain
AzN_GuY
01-29-2004, 09:47 PM
a lot like
Omega_Paladin
01-29-2004, 09:50 PM
Presidental campagian ads
Aro23r
01-29-2004, 10:02 PM
especially those for
ArcPaladinZero
01-29-2004, 10:02 PM
democrats and republicans.
S_K_O_F
01-29-2004, 10:03 PM
Think pure thoughts
(I posted this cuz the post count was 666...i was a little disturbed and I wanted to remove the evil...:D :p )
Omega_Paladin
01-29-2004, 10:41 PM
and any who
ArcPaladinZero
01-29-2004, 10:49 PM
refuse will be
Omega_Paladin
01-29-2004, 10:53 PM
assimulated into Borgs
~=[BlackDragon]
01-29-2004, 11:24 PM
if they dont
Omega_Paladin
01-29-2004, 11:26 PM
report to the
paulk6
01-30-2004, 04:20 PM
evil purple cheese (of)
~=[BlackDragon]
01-30-2004, 07:43 PM
that tastes like
Omega_Paladin
01-30-2004, 10:58 PM
burning wet farts.
Omega_Paladin
02-01-2004, 10:39 AM
suddenly ignited a
~Dark Angel~
02-01-2004, 02:05 PM
that exploded like
ArcPaladinZero
02-01-2004, 03:51 PM
the granny panties.
ArcPaladinZero
02-01-2004, 04:03 PM
Ali learned grammer.
Lord Achilles
02-01-2004, 04:04 PM
Yes, grammer crackers.
ArcPaladinZero
02-01-2004, 04:06 PM
he was shot.
~Dark Angel~
02-01-2004, 05:39 PM
precioussss was shot
ArcPaladinZero
02-01-2004, 06:17 PM
by the senseless
Furious_Angel
02-01-2004, 10:45 PM
home star runner
XXX_KAIN
02-01-2004, 10:56 PM
with hemmoroids where
Darth_Seth
02-03-2004, 04:13 PM
his arms were.
ArcPaladinZero
02-03-2004, 04:14 PM
Strong Mad is
XXX_KAIN
02-05-2004, 06:35 PM
short black people.
Aro23r
02-05-2004, 06:37 PM
who seem to
(Let's not make the next post racist)
XXX_KAIN
02-05-2004, 07:04 PM
have arms for
ArcPaladinZero
02-05-2004, 07:42 PM
lifting small tanks.
Rescorlian
02-05-2004, 09:04 PM
Then the (O) great
Aro23r
02-05-2004, 09:42 PM
Aro attacked the
Bottle
02-05-2004, 09:56 PM
monkeys which were
dark_ash_h50
02-05-2004, 10:31 PM
chewing on each
Bottle
02-06-2004, 12:58 AM
he was roasting.
Mean wile the-FIGHTING-SEIZURE-ROBOTS
Bottle
02-06-2004, 10:47 AM
are completely irrelevant.
(What are Fighting Seizure Robots anyway? I must have missed the joke when it was first made.)
ArcPaladinZero
02-06-2004, 01:25 PM
The awesome robots
(Check it out here man Seizure Robots (http://seizurerobots.com/) )
Seraph_Knight
02-06-2004, 02:07 PM
began eating pocketwatches
(lol the robets looked awsome)
Bottle
02-06-2004, 03:28 PM
metamorphically enantiomerised. Fortuitously
(i love long words)
XXX_KAIN
02-06-2004, 11:19 PM
they were peices
Bottle
02-06-2004, 11:38 PM
that COULD spell.
Smubeht
02-07-2004, 08:52 AM
a huge comet
ArcPaladinZero
02-07-2004, 11:06 AM
transformed into a
ArcPaladinZero
02-07-2004, 01:07 PM
which are awesome!!!
yapperface
02-07-2004, 02:01 PM
because they are
~Dark Angel~
02-07-2004, 05:01 PM
big seisure robots
(wat is that?)
bloodymoth2
02-07-2004, 06:19 PM
that fart old
Bottle
02-07-2004, 07:37 PM
smelly hankerchiefs. Everyone
yapperface
02-07-2004, 09:28 PM
knows Fighting Seizure
Bottle
02-07-2004, 10:36 PM
Robots are pointless.
insignifiGant
02-07-2004, 10:40 PM
This thread died.
Bottle
02-07-2004, 10:49 PM
, then was reborn!!!!!
insignifiGant
02-07-2004, 10:57 PM
Then died again.
Bottle
02-07-2004, 11:26 PM
, then was reborn-again-and-would-never-die-again-because-its-immortal.
insignifiGant
02-07-2004, 11:28 PM
Then got covered-in-molten-gold-and-then-dropped-into-the-ocean-and-the-gold-hardened-and-it-was-stuck-at-the-bottom-of-the-ocean-forever.
bloodymoth2
02-08-2004, 12:24 AM
but then the-oceans-water-was-sucked-up-and-he-was-reborn-once-agian.:o
Bottle
02-08-2004, 12:47 AM
ANYWAY, the purple
yapperface
02-08-2004, 09:42 AM
Fighting Seizure Robots
ArcPaladinZero
02-08-2004, 10:10 AM
transformed into fruit.
Shuichi
02-08-2004, 10:14 AM
and got eaten
yapperface
02-08-2004, 10:18 AM
because they didn't
ArcPaladinZero
02-08-2004, 10:18 AM
change their socks.
Shuichi
02-08-2004, 10:21 AM
and the monster
yapperface
02-08-2004, 11:36 AM
decided the Fighting
XXX_KAIN
02-08-2004, 06:51 PM
was fun so
Bottle
02-08-2004, 07:03 PM
he went to
Silverkast113
02-08-2004, 07:20 PM
Dare (to do) great deeds
[this was ripped from that ad promoting the national guard, lol]
ArcPaladinZero
02-08-2004, 07:28 PM
with a fork.
Bottle
02-08-2004, 08:35 PM
The fork bent
ArcPaladinZero
02-08-2004, 08:37 PM
because of the
Smubeht
02-08-2004, 08:44 PM
big juicy meatballs
Bottle
02-08-2004, 09:37 PM
(and) my telekinetic powers.
insignifiGant
02-08-2004, 09:39 PM
that are non-existant.
Bottle
02-08-2004, 09:43 PM
My 100th post (!)
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