BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[h()()t]

to have sox

[DeadFishGuy]

that are r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-really

[h()()t]

big and r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-really

[DeadFishGuy]

blue. Unfortunaly, I

[Itzphill]

studder alot, and

[Bottle]

can't spell stutter. :D

[Tama Drummer]

Itzphill's eyesight is

[ArcPaladinZero]

not so good.

[roamingstorm]

So he must

[ArcPaladinZero]

run around and

[DeadFishGuy]

navigate with sonar.

[BlackSyphon]

But the sonar

[DeadFishGuy]

contains small brown

[Bohemianlikeyou]

pieces of many

[BlackSyphon]

droppings made by

[Bohemianlikeyou]

A lactose intolerant (sp?)

[BlackSyphon]

Scientists looked at

[Bohemianlikeyou]

His monkey house.

[DeadFishGuy]

In case of





(A big WELCOME BACK to Bohemianlikeyou!!)

[ArcPaladinZero]

a fire, we

[DeadFishGuy]

call in the

[ArcPaladinZero]

monkeys with typewriters

[Jeffery]

to write Shakespeare

[ArcPaladinZero]

novels and attack

[h()()t]

but that would

[Communist]

kill all the

[Pointer]

stupid ass people

[Jeffery]

with retarded signatures.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Sadly, little children

[Bottle]

(I bet Bohemian was somewhat surprised to find out how popular his thread was :D)

caused a ruckus

[Punishment Co.]

while trying to

[Bottle]

eat pickled bananas

[Punishment Co.]

on - a - stick.

[DeadFishGuy]

Thankfully, they spontaneously (sp?)

[h()()t]

died after eating.

[DeadFishGuy]

How many eggs

[max2k106]

can max swallow?

[Pointer]

Then the retarted

[Ali]

max, ate billions (only kidding max)

[roamingstorm]

and then died

[DeadFishGuy]

whilst not dying.

[h()()t]

so one day

[Gnosis]

in a pond

[h()()t]

ther was a

[roamingstorm]

turtle named fred

[h()()t]

one day fred

[DeadFishGuy]

died. Apple pies

[h()()t]

are not as

but fred was a nice turtle.

[DeadFishGuy]

Originally posted by h()()t
but fred was a nice turtle.
(And your point is?)

appley as pears.

[h()()t]

then fred came

[DeadFishGuy]

and died again.

[roamingstorm]

then he went

[h()()t]

down to HELL

[DeadFishGuy]

. A Storm Wyrm

[Gnosis]

killed lots of

[DeadFishGuy]

Shadowhunters and Necromancers.

[roamingstorm]

starving pigmes in

[DeadFishGuy]

Ner'zhul are Accolytes.

[Bottle]

This is rubbish

[LondonJack]

said the rabbit

[Tama Drummer]

who's name is

[ArcPaladinZero]

HELLFIRE DOOMINATOR! Anyways,

[Bottle]

why not try

[ArcPaladinZero]

using a fork

[h()()t]

to make a

[ArcPaladinZero]

banana into a

[Al Caponeoni]

galactic hitchhiking machine?

[max2k106]

Maybe the banana

[ArcPaladinZero]

contained extracts of

[genghiskahn16]

dogs crap and

[ArcPaladinZero]

little green men.

[max2k106]

The green comes

[Jeffery]

from the food

[DeadFishGuy]

which they regurgitate (sp?)

[Bottle]

after eating planets

[Punishment Co.]

that secrete gooey

:o

[Bottle]

secretions. As a

[BlackSyphon]

cheese grater was

[DeadFishGuy]

imploding, I managed

[max2k106]

some radio-active elements

[DeadFishGuy]

in a basketball

[Pointer]

he did something

[ArcPaladinZero]

to kill you.

[Pointer]

then he ate

[DeadFishGuy]

electromagnetically charged nuclei.

[Pointer]

then he took

[DeadFishGuy]

bottles of carbonate

[Pointer]

& shoved them

[DeadFishGuy]

aside. Instead, he

[MokoToko]

pooped on his

[ArcPaladinZero]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS!

[DeadFishGuy]

I like pies.

[ArcPaladinZero]

I do too.

[roamingstorm]

so do i

[Pointer]

But the dog

[roamingstorm]

had to go

[Pointer]

so he did

[h()()t]

and he got

[roamingstorm]

a big surprise

[Pointer]

Then he ate

[roamingstorm]

lots of peanuts

[Pointer]

then he took

[ArcPaladinZero]

a spoon and

[Bottle]

killed-the-n00b-who-was-making-this-the-most-boring-story-in the world.

You had the chance to talk about electromagnetically charged nuclei, an you changed topic? Shame on you:D

[DeadFishGuy]

Originally posted by Bottle
You had the chance to talk about electromagnetically charged nuclei, an you changed topic? Shame on you:D
(Well said!)

The n00b imploded

[Bottle]

spreading EM radiation

[DeadFishGuy]

, making people paranoid

[h()()t]

on the big

[DeadFishGuy]

bouncy castle, Until

[Pointer]

the rabid dogs

[DeadFishGuy]

went away. Still,

[ArcPaladinZero]

people could glow

[DeadFishGuy]

brightly if they

[green97sierra]

wore red contacts

[ArcPaladinZero]

and ate uranium.

[DeadFishGuy]

OH NO!! Not

[Bottle]

Nuclear Magnetic Resonance!!!

[DeadFishGuy]

Please not that!!!

[ArcPaladinZero]

Maybe, something ELSE?!?!?

[DeadFishGuy]

That would do.

[green97sierra]

AAHHH!!! IT"S A SNAAAKEEE!!

[DeadFishGuy]

Badger, Badger, Badger,

[Bottle]

Badger, Badger, Badger,

[DeadFishGuy]

Badger, Badger, Badger,

[Bottle]

Badger, Badger, Badger...

[DeadFishGuy]

Mushroom, Mushroom!! Why

[ArcPaladinZero]

are you doing

[Bottle]

this? Maybe because

[DeadFishGuy]

10 years ago

[Bottle]

, there was a

[DeadFishGuy]

Badger God of

[Bottle]

UNLIMITED DOOOOOOOOOOOOM that

[ArcPaladinZero]

fought KILLER SEIZURE

[DeadFishGuy]

ROBOTS of greater

[Pointer]

stupid ass strenght

[ArcPaladinZero]

and can spell! :)

[madd dog36]

These robots decided

[DeadFishGuy]

on a time

[madd dog36]

of 9:00 that

[ArcPaladinZero]

eating uranium is

[DeadFishGuy]

better than having

[madd dog36]

dog-food for lunch

[ArcPaladinZero]

or dinner time.

[DeadFishGuy]

I am the

[madd dog36]

king of all

[DeadFishGuy]

selfdestructing hydroelectric power

[ArcPaladinZero]

plants of doom.

[genghiskahn16]

Soccer is an

[ArcPaladinZero]

opulent spectator sport.

[madd dog36]

that can get

[DeadFishGuy]

really violent in

[madd dog36]

some stages of

[DeadFishGuy]

self eating fish.

[madd dog36]

Another interesting sport

[DeadFishGuy]

is not cricket.

[genghiskahn16]

it is lacrousse

[ArcPaladinZero]

because it takes

[DeadFishGuy]

3 tablets with

[ArcPaladinZero]

a glass of

[DeadFishGuy]

dilute hyrdochloric acid.

[Walrus]

mixed with a

[DeadFishGuy]

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN GUAAAAAAAAAARRRRD!!!! Unfortunatlely,

[paulk6]

I'm getting (an) N64

[clay]

which is so

[roamingstorm]

obselete that it

[T3km4n]

would never die.

[DeadFishGuy]

(Mario 64 was better than Sunshine and the same goes of Ocarina of Time and Wind Waker. That's why I kept my N64.)

Nintendo have great

[roamingstorm]

story lines and

[DeadFishGuy]

innovative ideas. Shigeru

[roamingstorm]

was once a

[DeadFishGuy]

plumber from Italy

[ArcPaladinZero]

who carried around

[T3km4n]

mario and luigi!

[genghiskahn16]

but i love

[ArcPaladinZero]

to walk around

[T3km4n]

thats right, on

(time its tricky!)

[Jeffery]

with the three

[DeadFishGuy]

Koopa Troopers. Goombas

[T3km4n]

are so cool,

[DeadFishGuy]

when you squash

[ArcPaladinZero]

seven of them

[T3km4n]

by jumping on

[DeadFishGuy]

them in succsession.

[Jeffery]

then your feet

[ArcPaladinZero]

are covered in

[Jeffery]

Goomba juice that

[DeadFishGuy]

smell suspiciously like

[T3km4n]

something that comes

[ArcPaladinZero]

from apple pie.

[-God-]

but don't forget

[Omega_Paladin]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS!

[DeadFishGuy]

They'll own you!!!

[Omega_Paladin]

SWEDISH PORN GRENADES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DeadFishGuy]

I'm scared now.

[Omega_Paladin]

BE VERY AFRAID!

[ArcPaladinZero]

So.... what's up?

[max2k106]

Nothing too much.

[Jeffery]

Whatchya up to?

[max2k106]

Originally posted by max2k106
Nothing too much.

[ArcPaladinZero]

I'm at work.:cool:

[Jeffery]

I'm kinda too!

[Dark*Demon]

nice storys, but

[max2k106]

I don't want

[ArcPaladinZero]

to make sense.

[Dark*Demon]

why dont you?

[ArcPaladinZero]

Yes I do.

[DeadFishGuy]

Or do I?

[ArcPaladinZero]

Nope, you don't. :p

[h()()t]

but i do

[DeadFishGuy]

Or do you?

[h()()t]

DUM DUM DUMMMMMMM.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Do I care?

[h()()t]

hell no. why

[max2k106]

would anyone do

[Ali]

that with Max

[h()()t]

i do not

[max2k106]

like Ali. But

[h()()t]

ali is cool

[DeadFishGuy]

, or is he?

[ArcPaladinZero]

Sweet Cuppin' Cakes!!!!

[h()()t]

wtf was that

[max2k106]

No one knows.

[Jeffery]

None shall pass!!!!

[ArcPaladinZero]

Except for me. :D

(Sweet Cuppin' Cakes (http://www.homestarrunner.com/dween_cakes.html))

[Ali]

im cool because

[max2k106]

max is god.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Who likes cheese?

[Omega_Paladin]

SEIZURE ROBOTS do.

[Tama Drummer]

Infact, cheese can

[Jeffery]

help the ROBOTS

[Omega_Paladin]

KILL AND SEIZE!

[Jeffery]

Is it over?

[Omega_Paladin]

SEIZING WON"T STOP!

[Jeffery]

It's not over?!?

[DeadFishGuy]

Look at the

[Ali]

FIGHTING SEIZURE ROBOTS

[DeadFishGuy]

and what they're

[Ali]

all about. One

[Les Paul]

time there was

[ArcPaladinZero]

a dog being

[DeadFishGuy]

something suspiciously like

[madd dog36]

a trans-sexual bunny

[Jeffery]

that didn;t know

[madd dog36]

how to piss

[Jeffery]

Lika russian racehorse.

[ArcPaladinZero]

It's important to

[paulk6]

eat lotsa bikinis

[DeadFishGuy]

when you contract

[madd dog36]

a crazy robot

[max2k106]

with some weird