BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[DeadFishGuy]

anti-air sandwitches, containing

[Walrus]

the key to

[DeadFishGuy]

the meaning of

(If you say "life", you don't deserve to live.)

[Walrus]

the word ALLAHK'ACHBIAZONICATRONUS

[DeadFishGuy]

. . . . . . . . UBER PIES OF

[Kodak]

silly green jelly

[Walrus]

which walrus ate

[Dragon Knights]

ThAt EaT sUsHi

[DeadFishGuy]

of UNLIMITED DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

[Dragon Knights]

AnD dEaDfIsHgUy Is (VeRy)

[DeadFishGuy]

very very smart.

[h()()t]

I am smart

[Dragon Knights]

WhAt ThE hElL (wHaT's)

[h()()t]

^ is stupid

[DeadFishGuy]

I agree. Elecrtomagnets

[h()()t]

can pick up

[DeadFishGuy]

my brother from

[h()()t]

1 mile away

[DeadFishGuy]

from Antimatter frequencies.

[Dragon Knights]

which confuse me

[ArcPaladinZero]

because you're dumb.

[Walrus]

dumber than a

[ArcPaladinZero]

door knob. Cheese

[Walrus]

often likes to

[ArcPaladinZero]

fight with peanut-butter.

[Dragon Knights]

but bottle likes (cheese)

[ArcPaladinZero]

with robots that

[Kodak]

commit terrible crimes

[ArcPaladinZero]

such as SEIZING!!!!!!!!!!!!

[max2k106]

And while seizing . . .

[Jeffery]

the KILLER ROBOTS

[Kodak]

Jeffery ate some

[Jeffery]

brand new CHEESE (http://ilovecheese.com)

[DeadFishGuy]

on toast. This

[ArcPaladinZero]

is SEIZURE ROBOTS!! (http://seizurerobots.com/)

[clay]

they ate cheese,

[ArcPaladinZero]

which everyone loves.

[clay]

cheese and milk,

[ArcPaladinZero]

are dairy products

[DeadFishGuy]

. . . . or are they?

[ArcPaladinZero]

THEY SURE ARE!

[DeadFishGuy]

Are you positive?

[Kodak]

and so on

[Dragon Knights]

ahahahaha im randomness!

[DeadFishGuy]

Or are you?

[ArcPaladinZero]

So many questions!

[max2k106]

(I) Don't know shit.

[ArcPaladinZero]

So, this guy

[max2k106]

that I know

[ArcPaladinZero]

had a sister

[Tama Drummer]

that used toothpaste

[ArcPaladinZero]

as a weapon

[Dragon Knights]

I had pizza (for dinner)

[Ali]

that i trusted

[max2k106]

to be delicious

[Jeffery]

But it wasn't.


(Hey guys. Three words and only three words. Even adding one or two more with ()'s is cheating.)

[DeadFishGuy]

, however it wasn't.

[T3km4n]

So then jeff

[DeadFishGuy]

imploded. I went

[max2k106]

to the crapper

[T3km4n]

and I saw

[max2k106]

the nastiest thing.

[DeadFishGuy]

Or did you?

[Bottle]

It MIGHT be

[DeadFishGuy]

that we're all

[max2k106]

groin grabbingly transcendant.

[Walrus]

Which means that

[madd dog36]

we will be

[ArcPaladinZero]

running around with

[DeadFishGuy]

signs that read:

[Bottle]

"All your base

[Walrus]

are belong to

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS!!!!!!!!!"

[Walrus]

on japanese tv





(btw they are battling seizure robots.)

[Bottle]

(read the thread again, from the beginning)

. Incidentally, it's nice

[Walrus]

when total strangers

(u think im gonna read through this entire thread?)

[Bottle]

give me money

[DeadFishGuy]

and free t-shirts.

(It's actually Babbling Siezure Robots. The word Babbling is referring to the siezures, not the robots.)

[max2k106]

But sometimes when

[ArcPaladinZero]

KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS (http://seizurerobots.com/)

[DeadFishGuy]

defile the walkways,

[max2k106]

other machine beings

[DeadFishGuy]

get mad at

[max2k106]

Seed because he

[DeadFishGuy]

isn't making new

[Dragon Knights]

sushi is good :)

[DeadFishGuy]

! Why, oh, why

[ArcPaladinZero]

is sushi so

[DeadFishGuy]

discouragingly ugly? Because

[ArcPaladinZero]

it's not cooked.

[DeadFishGuy]

Pizza is much

[max2k106]

too expensive today.

[roamingstorm]

so i went

[Jeffery]

and bought some

[roamingstorm]

large dancing bananas

[max2k106]

They danced all

[madd dog36]

and they ate

[Dark*Demon]

the carrot dancers

[max2k106]

The tomato dancers (then)

[madd dog36]

when they were (full)

[Dark*Demon]

they got sniped

[Tama Drummer]

Don't add exra (words).

[-God-]

or you'll be

[ArcPaladinZero]

killed by an

(1287 Posts and counting...)

[Tama Drummer]

awesome and amazing

[ArcPaladinZero]

KILLER SEIZURE doggie.

[Tama Drummer]

After talking to

[DeadFishGuy]

a rrrrrrrrrrrrrrreally big

[kensai]

fruit salad I

[DeadFishGuy]

incinerated last week,

[Bottle]

I decided to

[DeadFishGuy]

construct a Debigulator.

[Ali]

before that happend

[DeadFishGuy]

I created a

[ArcPaladinZero]

eleventeen topping pizza!

[DeadFishGuy]

It pwns all!!!

[Dark*Demon]

except for the

[DeadFishGuy]

infinity topping pizza!!

[Bottle]

More pizza toppings =

[ArcPaladinZero]

More pwnage because

[madd dog36]

it tastes great

[ArcPaladinZero]

just like bananas!

[madd dog36]

Fudgeos taste great

[Bottle]

, but not as

[ArcPaladinZero]

good as a(n)

[roamingstorm]

purple colored peanut

[DeadFishGuy]

flavoured, king sized

[Bottle]

KILLER SEIZURE cheese!!!

[DeadFishGuy]

Where is my

[ArcPaladinZero]

little dog named

[T3km4n]

h()()t? I just

[DeadFishGuy]

Cat? I don't

[Dark*Demon]

h()()t i just cat? i don't now thats screwed up but continuing
know how to

[roamingstorm]

thats not three

[Dark*Demon]

so whos counting?

[ArcPaladinZero]

I'm sure not. :)

[MokoToko]

here we go....

The Lazerfence Company

[ArcPaladinZero]

can build you

[DeadFishGuy]

anything except lazer

[Ali]

that are strapped

[ArcPaladinZero]

on to monkeys.

[DeadFishGuy]

I asked why

[Dark*Demon]

then i say

[DeadFishGuy]

I'm almost 1000!!!!

(This is my 999'th post, to be precise.)

[Dark*Demon]

but i lied

[DeadFishGuy]

about my age.

[Dark*Demon]

DFG is 5

[DeadFishGuy]

+ 9 = 14. So

(Do mathematical symbols count as punctuation?)

[Dark*Demon]

if you count

(i guess)

[DeadFishGuy]

all the windows,

[Dark*Demon]

you will see

[DeadFishGuy]

there are 174750303850534.

[Dark*Demon]

its a illiousion

[DeadFishGuy]

of bad spelling.

[Dark*Demon]

and grammer, but

[DeadFishGuy]

Rubber Ducky pwns

[Dark*Demon]

yes he does.

[DeadFishGuy]

No kidding. I'm

[Dark*Demon]

Dead Fish Guy

[DeadFishGuy]

, or am I?

[Dark*Demon]

dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[genghiskahn16]

There once was

[truffleshfl]

a noob named

[DeadFishGuy]

n00b. An odd

[genghiskahn16]

looking fellow, who

[DeadFishGuy]

really doesn't like

[Bottle]

purple cheese icecream

[DeadFishGuy]

, which not many

[Bottle]

giraffes eat because

[truffleshfl]

it makes their

[Bottle]

legs fall off,

[madd dog36]

and their arms

[DeadFishGuy]

re-appear. Yes, arms.

[max2k106]

And the legs

[vileshinto]

grow moisty, orange

[T3km4n]

tumors the size

[DeadFishGuy]

of Birmingham. Or

[max2k106]

sometimes even red.

[DeadFishGuy]

Red, you say?

[yapperface]

Red is the

[DeadFishGuy]

Tome of Necromancy,

[max2k106]

but purple is

[yapperface]

the gay color.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Intelligence is something

[Bottle]

lacking in APZ.

(:D)

[ArcPaladinZero]

APZ > Bottle.

(Bwa ha ha)

[max2k106]

What the hell?

[ArcPaladinZero]

APZ > Max

[genghiskahn16]

My mom said "

[roamingstorm]

that this is

[genghiskahn16]

the longest thread

[Tama Drummer]

in the small

[Eagle]

of my back.

question..how can one have 1300 posts on one topic APZ??? lol

[DeadFishGuy]

Let's all go

[Dark*Demon]

to china town

[ck1]

and kill a

[Dark*Demon]

dead duck with

[roamingstorm]

72 dancing bananas

[Dark*Demon]

but they didnt

[ck1]

dance like hamsters.

[DeadFishGuy]

Instead, they danced

[ArcPaladinZero]

like rabid monkeys.

[DeadFishGuy]

If you take

[vileshinto]

a lame donkey

[max2k106]

and mix it

[meat.eater]

with liquid nitrogen

[h()()t]

and kill meat.loser

[DeadFishGuy]

(h()()t, what is your problem with meat.eater?)

. So anyway, I

[Tama Drummer]

definataly misplaced my

[DeadFishGuy]

clown of doom.

[bigmikeybig]

Which looked like

[DeadFishGuy]

three pencil sharpeners.

[Kos-Mos]

Which sharpened like...

[ArcPaladinZero]

carrots in a

[DeadFishGuy]

wastepaper bin, can

[ArcPaladinZero]

cause you papercuts

[DeadFishGuy]

and babbling siezures.

[bigmikeybig]

However, they also

[DeadFishGuy]

use Warp engines

[ck1]

to go to

[DeadFishGuy]

where no-one has

[ck1]

and eat all

[Walrus]

that no-one has

[meat.eater]

(yea h()()t wuts ur prob with me?)

until they lose

[Walrus]

what no-one's lost

[Bottle]

and I'm confused.

[Walrus]

when no-one's confused

[Bottle]

, I eat cheese.

[Walrus]

therefore i am.

[Bottle]

Everyone ignores punctuation

[meat.eater]

, everyone without appriciation

(lets make it rhyme)

[roamingstorm]

i like masticulation

[meat.eater]

that causes aggrivation

[ck1]

and im bored-ivation

[meat.eater]

across the nation.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Meanwhile, somewhere in

[genghiskahn16]

the town of

[ArcPaladinZero]

Bigfoot, Texas, there

[max2k106]

was a murder.

[Tama Drummer]

Yesterday, APZ went

[max2k106]

to the store.

[Tama Drummer]

At the store...

[meat.eater]

he bought 437

[DeadFishGuy]

oxygen atoms, costing

[max2k106]

him about as

[Dark*Demon]

3 pennys but

[max2k106]

he couldn't buy

[Dark*Demon]

it because of

[max2k106]

not enough money.

[Dark*Demon]

so he stole