BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[ArcPaladinZero]

some popcorn from

[max2k106]

APZ's storage shack.

[Dark*Demon]

The next day

[DeadFishGuy]

APZ shot him.

[Dark*Demon]

he fell down

[max2k106]

:eek: oooo, look, PORN!:p

[DeadFishGuy]

I don't see

[ArcPaladinZero]

any corn! What

[Bottle]

is going on?

[ArcPaladinZero]

I'm not sure.

[Bottle]

Well, I have

[ArcPaladinZero]

a banana with

[Bottle]

THREE SEPARATE HEADS!!!!!

[Walrus]

Moving swiftly on...

[ArcPaladinZero]

I sure am

[ck1]

on the 777'th

[Dark*Demon]

day of defeaT:D

[Bottle]

(with a T)

[DeadFishGuy]

going to incinerate

[Bottle]

your left eyebrow!!!

[DeadFishGuy]

The Right one

[Bottle]

is eaten by

[DeadFishGuy]

ULTIMATE PENGUINS OF

[Bottle]

INFINITE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! So,

[DeadFishGuy]

I bought several

[Bottle]

large cuddly teabags

[ck1]

and tied them

[ArcPaladinZero]

to a stick

[max2k106]

but they escaped

[ArcPaladinZero]

and took over

[Dark*Demon]

the 2nd dimension

[ArcPaladinZero]

which is flat.

(Ha, damn I'm good)

[Dark*Demon]

and it is
(damn you are:D )

[roamingstorm]

blue and green

[Dark*Demon]

dont forget red

[roamingstorm]

or else youll

[ck1]

suffer and die.

[truffleshfl]

from the man-eating

[ck1]

orange of doom.

[Dark*Demon]

if you fall

[ck1]

on a beacon

[ArcPaladinZero]

like the one

[bigmikeybig]

on the moon

[Tama Drummer]

which is covered

[ArcPaladinZero]

in CANDY CORN! (http://candycorn.com/)

[DeadFishGuy]

you may experience

[Bottle]

significant virus problems :(

[Walrus]

within your feet

[Cephas]

which are covered

[Bottle]

in old cheese

[Walrus]

which does contain




(btw bottle, read the fake screenies thread)

[Bottle]

three types of

[DeadFishGuy]

doom penguins. Unfortunately,

(Bottle, the secret of your unstoppableness has been discovered on the fake screenies thread! READ IT!!)

[Bottle]

pikachu is not

(*a walking LW* should come next...)

[max2k106]

whatever bottles says.

[ArcPaladinZero]

People are dumb.

[Tama Drummer]

This is true.

[DeadFishGuy]

Too bloody right.

[Tama Drummer]

ANYWAY.......

A small

[max2k106]

leprachaun ate my (soil).

[the hitman]

then she said

[DeadFishGuy]

"Arm Photon Torpedoes!!!"

[bigmikeybig]

The unguided missile

[max2k106]

look at porn.:D

[DeadFishGuy]

On Smarch 208th,

[Tama Drummer]

5 insanly fat

[ArcPaladinZero]

new TAO units

:D

[Tama Drummer]

which Bottle worshipped

[ArcPaladinZero]

were quickly baleeted. (http://www.uploadyourimages.com/img/300872baleeted.jpg) ;)

[DeadFishGuy]

Huzzah for the

[meat.eater]

losers who jump

[ArcPaladinZero]

silver account members.

[Tama Drummer]

They have caused

[Dark*Demon]

a server war

[ArcPaladinZero]

between the silver

[genghiskahn16]

and the gold.

[max2k106]

The survivors (of this war) were

[genghiskahn16]

a man named

[max2k106]

Joe. He went

[DeadFishGuy]

and killed himself.

[Dark*Demon]

but he got

[DeadFishGuy]

the Plague. He

[max2k106]

tried to cure

[Bottle]

SKOF's athlete's foot

[theburning]

which is nearly

[truffleshfl]

, but his feet

[Bottle]

don't make sense.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Somethings in life

[max2k106]

just isnt right.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Please make sense.

[p51spittinnails]

so, then zero

[ArcPaladinZero]

wing is a

[Bottle]

purple elephant with

[DeadFishGuy]

hypothermia. It's very

[ArcPaladinZero]

dangerous to let

(Woah, what was this doing on the second page?)

[DeadFishGuy]

(*GASP* The SECOND PAGE?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!)

Weapons of Mass

[max2k106]

destruction into zoos.

[DeadFishGuy]

Monkeys will mutate

[ArcPaladinZero]

into bushes and

[DeadFishGuy]

assimilate all the

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

im so awesome

[Dark*Demon]

no your not

[A.F.I.]

damn old topic

[ck1]

Anyways....... So this guy

[Dark*Demon]

said howdy do?

[ArcPaladinZero]

No he didn't.

[Dark*Demon]

yes he did

[Kos-Mos]

then he wondered

(jeeze this thread still lives?)

[DeadFishGuy]

how to implode

[SeventhSeal]

Which brought him

[Dark*Demon]

to cyber world

[Hatchet Warrior]

this was weird

[Dark*Demon]

no it wasnt

[Itzphill]

my thing hurts

[Dark*Demon]

no it doesnt

[DeadFishGuy]

Where's the punctuation?

[Jfire14]

in my yearbook

[Walrus]

which i ate

[DeadFishGuy]

with 375 penguins.

[Himura Kenshin]

Those very penguins

[Walrus]

then went on

[DeadFishGuy]

to metamorph into

[Walrus]

the apostles of

[DeadFishGuy]

infinite DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!! They

[Walrus]

loved everyone, and

[DeadFishGuy]

killed everyone. Why?

[ArcPaladinZero]

I don't know...

[Atomsk]

they deserved it

[Excaliber]

but he was

[Atomsk]

constipated? i know.

[ArcPaladinZero]

You do know?

(Eck.)

[Atomsk]

observation is key

[ArcPaladinZero]

and so is

[Atomsk]

watching out for...

[ArcPaladinZero]

killer baby monkeys!

[Jeffery]

Are you dead?

[ArcPaladinZero]

*Points to Charley*

(I might live if that thing doesn't come my way, even though I felt the after effects of it's deadly path, mostly which consisted of weekend downpours.)

[teester]

*eats the applesauce*

[teester]

and the cookies....

[Atomsk]

MY PRECIOUS COOKIES!!!

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

um um um

[Atomsk]

RIDE THE PIG!!

[DeadFishGuy]

*Deploys Anti-air Shoes*

[Walrus]

man the battleships!!!

[ArcPaladinZero]

I'll sink yours!

[ck1]

Ill be back.

[ArcPaladinZero]

I've got work. :(

[ck1]

Nice new banner.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Long live sigs! :D

[DeadFishGuy]

Imploding Space Penguins!!!

[Dark*Demon]

and carrots!!!! ok

[DeadFishGuy]

where is my

[Himura Kenshin]

What the F?

(Alternate Version: WTF?)

[-God-]

friend with pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovulcanoconiosis

[DeadFishGuy]

? He's on that

[-God-]

who hates hippopotomonstresesquipedalions(sp)

[DeadFishGuy]

Originally posted by -God-
(sp)

(I have no f***ing clue.)


. Why do you

[Dark*Demon]

eat my shoes?

[genghiskahn16]

they taste so

[DeadFishGuy]

much like darkmatter

[ArcPaladinZero]

mixed with piles

[DeadFishGuy]

of dilithium matrixes(sp?).

(I watch way too much Star Trek!:D )

[Atomsk]

Mentos, the Freshmaker!

[max2k106]

w00t w00t w00t

[meat.eater]

back to reality,

[Atomsk]

YOU DENY FRESHMAKER?

[max2k106]

COCAINE! w00t w00t

[Atomsk]

Dear Mr. President,

[max2k106]

I want cocaine.

[Mr. President]

Dear Max2k106, Legalized.

[ArcPaladinZero]

So, what's new?

[DeadFishGuy]

You tell me.

[Dark*Demon]

I know nothing.

[SeventhSeal]

And in nothing

[DeadFishGuy]

there is something

[DKR]

In Twelve's pants

[roamingstorm]

and it is (the)

[Hatchet Warrior]

its dkrs hand

edit: for get I said this

[roamingstorm]

which is doing


dude dkr is a guy, thats gay, literally

[Hatchet Warrior]

I dont know



I know dkr is a guy, but he is trying to be sick, so I thought ahead of him.

[roamingstorm]

onto something new

but twelve is a respectable person, dont soil his name buy saying he is recieving a unmentionable hand gesture from a guy

[Hatchet Warrior]

yes, onto somethingelse

I didn't mean what I said earlier

[DeadFishGuy]

Where'd I put

[roamingstorm]

the pink dancing

[Atomsk]

crazy banna muffin

[max2k106]

I don't know.

[Hatchet Warrior]

about anything else

[Atomsk]

like a pinata

[max2k106]

I love parties.

[Atomsk]

party like a...

[ArcPaladinZero]

cow without wings?

[Atomsk]

cow goes 'splody

[ArcPaladinZero]

when they fly

[Atomsk]

when they moo

[Asmodeus]

it makes a

[DeadFishGuy]

nulcear pig of

[cs_zero]

rotting megaman parts??

[DeadFishGuy]

Are you sure?

[DKR]

Hatchet thought ahead??

[Bottle]

What's going on?

(Too many ?s)

[DeadFishGuy]

So, yesterday, I

[dark samurai]

shot myself dead

[dark samurai]

and everyone visited my site
http://markodegr8.proboards29.com

[Bottle]

because it's rubbish.

(don't double post)

[roamingstorm]

i dont even know

[Atomsk]

or do you?

[Bottle]

Three blind mice

[cs_zero]

were something's dinner

[DeadFishGuy]

. . . . . . . . . MINE!!!! The Romans

[Bottle]

did nothing for

[DeadFishGuy]

four days in

[Bottle]

March, 58 AD.

[roamingstorm]

bacause of a

[Bottle]

full stop (period for americans). The

[roamingstorm]

4th dimension unleashed

[DeadFishGuy]

several Doom Penguins,

[roamingstorm]

of everlasting DDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM

[meat.eater]

sending the romans

[Bottle]

to Gaul, where

[roamingstorm]

they were mercilessly

[Bottle]

beaten by Asterix

[roamingstorm]

and his mighty

[Asmodeus]

chicken of cosmic

[roamingstorm]

doooooom. It quickly

[Asmodeus]

Devoured the gladiators

[Bottle]

using its 10

[Asmodeus]

squishy tentacles that

[roamingstorm]

crushed their bones

[Bottle]

and ate them

[Asmodeus]

WHOLE! Meanwhile in (some country)

[Atomsk]

Canada, the moose

[ArcPaladinZero]

were running around

[Atomsk]

and decided to

[Asmodeus]

lick a soft

[Atomsk]

dudley do right

[max2k106]

But when it

[ArcPaladinZero]

comes right down

[meat.eater]

on top of

[cs_zero]

the neddles of

[DeadFishGuy]

new nuclear narrations.

[cs_zero]

what he said.

[meat.eater]

reivaluating my incircumstancial

(heh heh good luck with that)

[Bottle]

spelling caused Bottle

[DeadFishGuy]

to ask theburning

[roamingstorm]

"open the 4th

[ArcPaladinZero]

gate to HELL!"

[roamingstorm]

which isnt pleasant.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Here comes 5000! :D

[doubledown]

illegal aliens in

[roamingstorm]

guatemala decided to