BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[DeadFishGuy]

sing the Korean

[meat.eater]

version of Koombaya

[Bottle]

, but we forced

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

it wont fit
that was stupid

i mean really

those are stories

[Bottle]

Huh?

(kind of double posting here, but who cares)

them to sing

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

it said 3 letter staories and those were my staories

[Bottle]

Damn, another n00b has found this thread.

*Puts up anti-n00b firewall*

[ArcPaladinZero]

I hate n00bs.

[Dark*Demon]

I do too.

[Bottle]

Who doesn't? Still,

[ArcPaladinZero]

dogs with guns

[Dark*Demon]

the n00bs eat

[DeadFishGuy]

away their stats,

[Dark*Demon]

and mage bomb

[Bottle]

my turtle until

[Dark*Demon]

they win but

[DeadFishGuy]

they don't have

[Dark*Demon]

any experince so

[roamingstorm]

i will kill

[DeadFishGuy]

my budgie named

[Dark*Demon]

silent bob he

[DeadFishGuy]

was microwaved until

[Dark*Demon]

he turned into

[meat.eater]

an evil cleric,

[Bottle]

ending this sentence.

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

damn lucky people

[Atomsk]

manslaughter read this:

[ArcPaladinZero]

"You are dumb."

[max2k106]

Who is dumb?

[ArcPaladinZero]

I don't know. :cool:

[DeadFishGuy]

It's shadow_teen2002, ok?

[cs_zero]

is it really?

[DeadFishGuy]

Read his posts.

[Bottle]

Now, (let's) stop flaming.

[doubledown]

Three words can

[ArcPaladinZero]

be really fun. :)

[ck1]

And sometimes stupid.

[doubledown]

but mostly just

[Atomsk]

ya know,just

[DeadFishGuy]

like imploding toothpaste!!

[Dark*Demon]

but without the

[doubledown]

mess that happens

[Dark*Demon]

you know that

[ArcPaladinZero]

is caused by

[max2k106]

^ doesnt make sense

[actgfin1234]

The CUT Fairy

[Atomsk]

faeries anger me
edit-fairies? (sp?)

[actgfin1234]

I was saying, :mad:

[Bottle]

randomness is promoted

[max2k106]

word bottle . . . BLA!

[doubledown]

but so is

[actgfin1234]

a tuna sandwich

[Bottle]

by tuna companies.

[actgfin1234]

The fat one,

[ArcPaladinZero]

also know as

[Bottle]

The Almighty Bottle,

[actgfin1234]

can use furgons

[Bottle]

despite being (a) cat.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Cheese is a

[Speed Demon]

yellow piece of

[Bottle]

fermented milk that

[actgfin1234]

doo doo butter.

[roamingstorm]

I went to

[Bottle]

Editing is recommended.

[actgfin1234]

I'm too lazy.

[roamingstorm]

So dont post

[actgfin1234]

I'llpost ifI wantto

[roamingstorm]

ok you dothat

[Himura Kenshin]

Isn't this spamming?

[actgfin1234]

I don't know.

[roamingstorm]

no its threewordswejustputthemtogether

[actgfin1234]

Wo0t. Where's Bottle?

[roamingstorm]

In my trunk.

[Atomsk]

keep him there

[max2k106]

or you die.

[DeadFishGuy]

RELEASE HIM! NOW!

[max2k106]

NEVER! you pig

[actgfin1234]

Or else what?

[actgfin1234]

darn you max

[actgfin1234]

Wo0t, triple post.

[DeadFishGuy]

That's not right.

[actgfin1234]

I'm sorry everyone.

[truffleshfl]

nice banner act

[Bottle]

. Here I am!

[DeadFishGuy]

Someone shoot me.

[Bottle]

No problem. *Bang*

[DeadFishGuy]

Thanks. That helped.

[Bottle]

Glad to help.

[actgfin1234]

Originally posted by truffleshfl
nice banner act

Thank you, Truffle.

[WaCk-HeAd]

*agrees with Truffle*

[roamingstorm]

i agree also

[actgfin1234]

Thanks, guys, Wo0t.

[roamingstorm]

yesterday i saw

[actgfin1234]

A tomato having

[doubledown]

relations with a

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

wut is it

[WaCk-HeAd]

a very large

[ArcPaladinZero]

pickle could cause

[meat.eater]

reproductive system damage (to tomato)

[WaCk-HeAd]

which was located

[max2k106]

up your ass (and around the corner)

[WaCk-HeAd]

which was painful

[meat.eater]

because tomatos lack (ASS'S! god.).

(then again they dotn have reproductive organs either. New sentence its grossin me out.)

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

i like food

[ArcPaladinZero]

Keep it clean.

(Silly children)

[doubledown]

or else I'll

[max2k106]

kill you all.

[truffleshfl]

, with a spork.

[ArcPaladinZero]

The power of

[truffleshfl]

cheese is a

[Dark*Demon]

great foe and

[Atomsk]

immortal super god

[max2k106]

Areyou inneed ofcheese?

[ScoutBlade]

Is a question, that i ask....

[Dark*Demon]

SCOUT ONLY POST 3 WORDS!!!11!!11!!
on with the story continueing from max's post and also max only words not 3 super words

no im not

[max2k106]

I am . . . BLA!

[Bottle]

That's nice. Personally,

[ArcPaladinZero]

I eat cheese

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

i dont know

[max2k106]

what dont you?

[Bottle]

That cheese rocks

[roamingstorm]

cheese is awesome

[Bottle]

(It would help a lot if you would actually read through the previous posts and see if your post would continue a story. The number of random posts in here which interrupt the storyline is incredible)

we all knew

[roamingstorm]

that because cheese

[doubledown]

can destroy every

[roamingstorm]

penguin of dooooooomm

[Bottle]

(penguin of dooooom makes more sense)

, we shall annihilate

[Lord Achilles]

Bottle's English pecker

[Bottle]

(with) Ach's severed head.

[roamingstorm]

and my driver.

[actgfin1234]

at any rate,

[Bottle]

Starting afresh, I

[actgfin1234]

smelled a bottle,

[Bottle]

realised it was

[actgfin1234]

the bottle's ass,

[ArcPaladinZero]

ain't that peachy?

(Children, please...)

[actgfin1234]

It sure is.

[roamingstorm]

.Well for one thing

[max2k106]

thats four words

[Inuyasha666]

it sure is

[Atomsk]

FOUR WORDS BLASPHEMER!

[actgfin1234]

Like my writing?

[Inuyasha666]

like a pancake

[Atomsk]

pancakes are for

[DeadFishGuy]

throwing like frisbees.

[cs_zero]

Frisbees are for

[Atomsk]

throwing at pancakes

[cs_zero]

that are flying

[DeadFishGuy]

around piles of

[Inuyasha666]

dead fish corps

[Atomsk]

they're about to

[Inuyasha666]

mold into the

[DeadFishGuy]

monstrous mega mold

[Atomsk]

which destroys things

[Bottle]

with no passports

[max2k106]

Silly pickle juice

[doubledown]

ahhhh it burns!

[Inuyasha666]

like my toothach

[Atomsk]

use the cheetos

[Bottle]

to heal it,

[Jeffery]

but watch out

[Inuyasha666]

its a virus

[Bottle]

, whch will eat

[Jeffery]

your keyboards and

[Inuyasha666]

my brain and

[DeadFishGuy]

cardboard tubes. Occasionally

[Bottle]

my right eyebrow

[Inuyasha666]

my left eyebrow

[Bottle]

doesn't make sense.

[Inuyasha666]

it sure doesn't

[doubledown]

ignore his posts

[Bottle]

, even though we'd

[ScoutBlade]

been doin right

[Bottle]

by shooting inuyasha.

[DeadFishGuy]

WHOA!!! Look at

[ArcPaladinZero]

those killer seizure

[DeadFishGuy]

robots of infinite

[Bottle]

fluffy bunny goodness!

[DeadFishGuy]

Twin blades for

[Bottle]

a smoother shave

[doubledown]

and to maim

[Atomsk]

generic three words

[meat.eater]

spoken by lunatics

[max2k106]

Meat eater rolls

[Atomsk]

around in doo-doo
(lol,doo-doo...)

[max2k106]

just like pigs.

[Atomsk]

pigs are fluffy

[max2k106]

and they fly

[Atomsk]

through the sky!

[max2k106]

YOU CAN RHYME???????

[cs_zero]

All the time

[Ali]

while beating his

[max2k106]

little sister's pet.

[Sub-Zero]

Oh, My, God

[Jeffery]

Sub_Zero's still here!

[max2k106]

Yes he is.

[Jeffery]

Hurrah, hurrah.... Hurrah!

[max2k106]

you! yellow! TURTLES!!!

[doubledown]

Not green penguins

[Bottle]

that once said,

[DeadFishGuy]

"Resistance is futile!"

[Bottle]

The penguins assimilated

[bludhoundz]

Into my head.:D

[Bottle]

Blud became a

[max2k106]

big fat ass.

[Bottle]

He got angry

[max2k106]

and killed himself.

[Bottle]

Max was flaming

[ck1]

blud and he

[max2k106]

accidentally died . . . accidentally.

[ck1]

Max is cool.

[Ali]

Damn Russians are

:-P

[Bottle]

spreading communism to

[DeadFishGuy]

my left knee.

[Bottle]

The knee rebelled

[ArcPaladinZero]

against the rest

[Bottle]

of his leg,

[ArcPaladinZero]

this caused him

[cs_zero]

to fall down?

[ArcPaladinZero]

It sure did.

[cs_zero]

didnt it ...

[Atomsk]

i'm pretty sure

[max2k106]

that you did

[ArcPaladinZero]

fall down a

[roamingstorm]

large pile of

[Atomsk]

incredibly sticky mustard

[ArcPaladinZero]

which ate you.

[Ali]

People need to

[Dark*Demon]

learn to talk

[Omega_Paladin]

TO SEIZURE ROBOTS!

[Dark*Demon]

and have robots

[max2k106]

do their bidding.

[DeadFishGuy]

Does anyone have

[max2k106]

birth control pills?

[doubledown]

for my hamster

[Bottle]

, which is currently

[WaCk-HeAd]

addicted to LSD

[Bottle]

due to its

[WaCk-HeAd]

lack of porno

[Bottle]

expertise. This thread

[WaCk-HeAd]

is fun, unlike

[Bottle]

the countless n00bs

[WaCk-HeAd]

with their awful

[Bottle]

4 word stories.

[WaCk-HeAd]

which are pointless

[Bottle]

, as is punctuation (it seems).

[ArcPaladinZero]

Hey, now is

(Time for school... bah!)

[Bottle]

time to forum!

(Mwha mwha mwha)

[WaCk-HeAd]

As always for

[Bottle]

insane post whores,