BETTER three word story (no flaming!)

[DeadFishGuy]

and nuclear curtains.

[roamingstorm]

just like i

[max2k106]

was saying, you

[Bottle]

completely ignore punctuation,

[roamingstorm]

just like the

[Bottle]

idiots who post

[roamingstorm]

without regard to

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

just woke up

[Bottle]

(ignores manslaughter's stupidity)

making sense. I

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

yes im stupid

sry if my stupidness has affended u and good night or good bed or somethin. i dont know

[max2k106]

man, actually try!

[Doctor Love]

did not just

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

Ok i will.

[T3km4n]

eat cheese in

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

Made no sense.

t3km4n

[Bottle]

(ignores manslaughter, and manslaughter's period in his last post)

approximately 3 minutes.

[T3km4n]

He then blew

maxslaughter shut up!

[Bottle]

up manslaughter. We

(Manslaughter, you are single handedly ruining this thread.)

[Ali]

then pooped on

[max2k106]

a funny looking

[DeadFishGuy]

manslaughter shaped rock.

[Bottle]

Inane replies continued

[roamingstorm]

to be thrown

[Bottle]

around in a

[ArcPaladinZero]

bucket o' poo!

[T3km4n]

But then a

[truffleshfl]

little blue man

[T3km4n]

ate truf's little

[DeadFishGuy]

fiinger and his

[max2k106]

leprachauns ate the

[Bottle]

rest of the

[T3km4n]

very small dangly

[max2k106]

objects that hung

[T3km4n]

very high near

[doubledown]

a penguins little

[max2k106]

wanker. It then

[roamingstorm]

ran off skipping

[Ali]

into a feild

[roamingstorm]

of doooooooooom penguins

[max2k106]

and fell down.

[Atomsk]

always dooooooooooooom penguins?

[roamingstorm]

yes always doom

[Jeffery]

NO MORE FRUIT!

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

I like eggs.

[roamingstorm]

said the giant

[Atomsk]

giants eat eggs?

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

I dont know.

[Atomsk]

'course you don't.

[roamingstorm]

but i do

[Atomsk]

I MUST KNOW!

[max2k106]

NO YOU MUSTN'T!!

[Atomsk]

pretty pretty please?

[ArcPaladinZero]

I must eat!

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

i might know

[doubledown]

you know nothing

[roamingstorm]

i know everything

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

so wuts happening

[Atomsk]

what isn't happening?

[Dark*Demon]

the downfall of

[T3km4n]

Stop posting here manslaughter, I shall save this thread and start the story anew.


So then a

[Dark*Demon]

giant dog said

[T3km4n]

kill D*D because

[Jeffery]

He deserved it.

[Dark*Demon]

hes a dumbass

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

i am hungry

no not hungarian

[T3km4n]

Also, a huge


manslaughter if you don't stop posting here I will ban you

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

but this is a 3 story thing and im just posting 3 word stories and ok i will stop posting today ok

[Swartzstrom]

mutated Velociraptor ate

[WaCk-HeAd]

a little shoe

[ArcPaladinZero]

off of a

[WaCk-HeAd]

massive brown bull

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

wut bull aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

[T3km4n]

which was apparently

MANSLAUGHTER what the hell did I tell you? WHIPISH! Go back to Random Discussion.

[max2k106]

was no bull.

[roamingstorm]

. The mad bull

[max2k106]

kicked and rampaged

[roamingstorm]

through the town

[WaCk-HeAd]

with green buildings

[max2k106]

The buildings fell

[meat.eater]

from the sky

[WaCk-HeAd]

into a lamp

[Bottle]

post, causing it

[WaCk-HeAd]

to light up

[max2k106]

Suddenly, the lamp

[Bottle]

was squashed beneath

[max2k106]

something else. What?

[Bottle]

A GIANT CHEESE?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??

[max2k106]

WE'RE F***ING DEAD!

[ArcPaladinZero]

OMG

(Yes, that's three words.) :cool:

[roamingstorm]

suddenly i call

[Atomsk]

penguin of doooom?
(did i guess it or what?)

[roamingstorm]

yes you did.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Didn't we all?

[Dark*Demon]

no not really

[max2k106]

I like penguins.

[ArcPaladinZero]

Sometimes, it's good

[WaCk-HeAd]

they can swim

[Bottle]

through custard vats

[WaCk-HeAd]

with green doodoo

[max2k106]

But these vats

[ArcPaladinZero]

are good for

[WaCk-HeAd]

the porn industry

[roamingstorm]

because of their

[WaCk-HeAd]

massive eye balls

[roamingstorm]

which were used

[Bottle]

as cannon fodder

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

my name is....

[roamingstorm]

little orange chimp

[+He 4th 4sight]

. I am cool.

[ArcPaladinZero]

No you're not.

[Bottle]

Not him again...

[ArcPaladinZero]

Some people just

[T3km4n]

don't know when

[doubledown]

to renew thier

[ArcPaladinZero]

license to eat.

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

yes im here

[ArcPaladinZero]

Why God? Why?

[Bottle]

I've had enough (of this n00b).

*bang*

[ArcPaladinZero]

Join the club.

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

wtf did i do i didnt do nething just tell me wut i did

[actgfin1234]

Everyone kill Manslaughter.

[doubledown]

make it painful

[+He 4th 4sight]

no, hes cool.

[Sub-Zero]

Very, Pain Full. LOL painful is one word...it works!;) :rolleyes:

[Bottle]

(I don't know why manslaughter keeps posting here. Everyone just ignores his posts anyway.)

Perhaps Manslaughter is

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

Im sorry but im just saying 3 word storys wut is their to say and talk to some1 with 3 word storys. Unless it was more.

[Bottle]

a complete idiot.

(It's supposed to be a continuous story, from poster to poster. Idiot. Read the thread next time, and you'd understand what was going on. In the meantime, you've ruined about 20 pages with your idiocy.)

[meat.eater]

(slaughter, piece of advice, only talk in 3 WORDS! hense the name. Bottle, double post. yes it counts as a double post if u ignore someone :D ok we are starting a new sentence)

I sat underneath





(dont worry i still like ya slaughter :D )

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

a little couch

[Bottle]

and shot manslaughter

[meat.eater]

(there ya go! wtg slaughter)

looking for my

[+He 4th 4sight]

with a cat.

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

still not dead

[Bottle]

(And neither of these last two posts made sense, so I'm ignoring them.)

(I sat under a little couch and shot manslaughter, looking for my...)

pet dog which

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

now im dead

[doubledown]

(looking for my pet dog which)
tore a hole

[Bottle]

***Not part of story***

Manslaughter, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CONTINUE THE STORY.

This is a petition for everyone to ignore manslaughter on this thread, regardless of what he says. Who will sign it?

***Returns to story***

in manslaughter's throat

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

well i tried im still getting use to it ok just give me some time(not part of story).

[meat.eater]

(tore a hole)

in the ozone


(cmon gusy keep the flaming to a minimum. if he says somethign that follows along go with it. if it doesnt, ignore it.)

[Bottle]

(I prefered manslaughter's throat)

layer of Pluto.

[meat.eater]

(lol)

The atmosphere collapsed

[Bottle]

on my head

(ouch)

[meat.eater]

creating a canyon

[doubledown]

deep enough to

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

head split open sry didnt see the other posts

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

the crayon box

[Bottle]

(nice try, but read it through and you'll see it doesn't make sense)

(deep enough to)

swing a cat

[meat.eater]

(WHAT?!?!)

through a trampoline

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

into my face

[Bottle]

(you never heard the expression, there's room enough to swing a cat in?)

and make it

[meat.eater]

scratch the hell

(the "what?!?!" was directed at the "head split open my crayon box" double post)

[Bottle]

out of some

[meat.eater]

inner ear wax

[Bottle]

that I ate

[ArcPaladinZero]

sometime last week.

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

In a house.

[doubledown]

made of tobassco

[meat.eater]

. This out-of-the-ordinary earwax

[Bottle]

chose to become

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

A giant ape.

[meat.eater]

(chose to become)

a ferrocious salamander

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

both of them

[meat.eater]

(really really confused. i guess i'll run with "both of them")

morphed to become

[Bottle]

(actually, a giant ape kinda followed the story...)

(both of them doesn't)

(a ferocious salamander...)

which was destroyed

[WaCk-HeAd]

by frogmans toenail

[meat.eater]

creating shrapnel that

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

with a bozuka

[Bottle]

(creating shrapnel that...)

was eaten by

[meat.eater]

(goddamnit so many changes)

the salamanders cousin.

[Bottle]

This was because

[meat.eater]

his cousin was

[Bottle]

fed up with

[meat.eater]

(i really want to say "stupid posting" btu i wont)

his mothers agressive

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

all the time

[meat.eater]

(??????? bottle just...work with it.....

100th post woot)

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

was that1 good bottle b/c if not u could just skip it

[meat.eater]

(lets start a new sentence.)

15 days later,

[actgfin1234]

Originally posted by Bottle
***Not part of story***

Manslaughter, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CONTINUE THE STORY.

This is a petition for everyone to ignore manslaughter on this thread, regardless of what he says. Who will sign it?

***Returns to story***

in manslaughter's throat

X:actgfin1234

signed

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

he went dillusional

[imagination]

and ran outside

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

and killed himself

[ArcPaladinZero]

, which is sad. :(

[imagination]

every one cried

[actgfin1234]

No they didn't.

[imagination]

are you sure?

[roamingstorm]

because they couldnt

[imagination]

^^^ count your words

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

roamingstorm, ya really

[roamingstorm]

. Hey, i edited

(thanks for telling me, to tired to notice *yawn*)

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

Ok thats cool

[ArcPaladinZero]

Want a banner?

(That goes to you mans.)

[cs_zero]

ME! i do!

[Atomsk]

what about me? ^^

[cs_zero]

what about u?

[Asmodeus]

Yuo both need (to)

[cs_zero]

get new banners

[Glamdring]

because you have

[cs_zero]

no banners :(
( the sad dude counts as a word...anyone wanna make me a banner??:D )

[ArcPaladinZero]

I like cheese!

[imagination]

i do too

[Asmodeus]

Maybe so but

[imagination]

brie is best

[actgfin1234]

American is better.

[imagination]

no its not

[cs_zero]

yes it is

[ArcPaladinZero]

Merry Christmas cs_zero (http://www.uploadyourimages.com/img/469257duobannerbyapz.gif)

[cs_zero]

Thats not ZERO!!!
( i do like it however)

[Dark*Demon]

i will eat

(nice sig act i remember that every1 use to worship the banan now your all hating it)

[imagination]

cheese like a ...

[max2k106]

mofugging bastard. You

[Dark*Demon]

rhino charging up

[Merforga]

super special attack

[Dark*Demon]

hi my name

[Merforga]

said the big

[Dark*Demon]

bingo was his

[max2k106]

HERK BLA!!!! death

[Dark*Demon]

Dont join it

[DeadFishGuy]

or it will

[MANSLAUGHTER1]

kill you now

[Ali]

. Cheese makes the

[Dark*Demon]

world go round

[max2k106]

and round again.

[Dark*Demon]

Then it stops

[Ali]

and goes the

[Dark*Demon]

wrong way so

[max2k106]

everyone dies. HAHA!

[ArcPaladinZero]

ACTUALLY, we all

[max2k106]

die. So there!

[ArcPaladinZero]

If you say

[Ali]

"hello sir how

[Omega_Paladin]

DO KILLER SEIZURE

[Bottle]

ROBOTS manage to

[Omega_Paladin]

KILL AND SEIZE?

[Bottle]

", you will be

(check back, it does make sense)

[Omega_Paladin]

afflicted with clap

*"hello sir how DO KILLER SEIZURE ROBOTS manage to KILL
AND SEIZE? looks fine to me*

[Bottle]

(I know, I was referring to my last post)

and die horribly.

[Omega_Paladin]

SWEDISH PORN GRENADES

[teester]

bought a gun

[imagination]

and shot him *points

[Omega_Paladin]

*steps over corpse*

[Bottle]

. Who, me? Yes,

[imagination]

not you, him *points

[Dark*Demon]

*stabs imagination* because

[ArcPaladinZero]

you like cheese.

[Bottle]

Ah, so true.

(*eats cheese*)

[Dark*Demon]

or is it?

[ArcPaladinZero]

It's real true.

[Dark*Demon]

it cant be

[Bottle]

(How about we try making the story go again?)

A large elephant

[ArcPaladinZero]

ran through the